Chapter 43: Men still pay the most attention to women's appearance!
"Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang~" Shinbaji said, rubbing his big belly that was so full.
"It's a pity for you two to follow this poor warrior." Jiang Cheng finished paying the money, put away his wallet, and said casually, "Minors should eat well, not be picky about food, otherwise they will not grow tall."
"You can't be picky about food? Haven't you been picky about food since you were a child and put all your spinach in the lunch box in your wig!" Gintoe muttered disdainfully, "Also, why are you only treating me with a bowl of unfilled ramen! Why do they choose whatever you want! Why do you have to treat it differently! At least treat me with a cup of barfood!"
"I never said I wanted to treat you to eat. I paid for my own ramen money." Jiang Cheng said and walked out of the store, Kagura and Shinbaji followed him out of the ramen shop.
"Speaking of this, why didn't Jiang Chengsang come out with Qingta today?" Xinbaji asked curiously, "Last time I heard from Dr. Rilun that Jiang Chengsang is now the tutor of Qingtajun."
"That, I've prepared it for him a hundred times before and he has not completed the Gundam series and the Transformers series, so he was banned by the Sun Round." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"It's just a summer vacation that can't be completed at all!" Xinbaji complained, "Besides, there is no summer vacation homework that allows you to read Gundam a hundred times! How much do you like Gundam!"
"Xinbaji, ask yourself, don't you want such a cool big robot?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, "Don't you really want deep down? Don't you want a sports car that can be transformed like Bumblebee? Do you really want Megan Forggis in the co-pilot?! Do you really want to do something that cannot be written with Megan Forggis in the wild on the hood of Bumblebee's hood?!!Ps: I only like the heroine of one or two movies." (ps: Megan Forggis: The heroine of the first and second movies of Transformers.)
"Hey, the last few subjects have completely become Megan Fox!" Xinbaji complained.
"Megan Fox?" Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself, "Ah, I understand! I also like the scene of lying on the hood to repair the engine. If you score, you will get a full score of 10 points!"
"Is this true?" Kagura stopped a car while speaking, and kicked the hood away, put in the same position as Megan Focus, and stuck out his little butt, "How much?"
Looking at the passers-by and driver who were trembling in fear, Jiang Cheng and Xinba were covered in black lines.
"Ten, it's just destructive power." Xinbaji replied.
"Ah haha." Jiang Cheng called out without answering.
"In this way, is Jiang Chengsang's favorite type the type of Megan Fox?" Xin Baji finally broke the topic back.
"No, the type I like is the type of Joey Wong, the actor who plays Xiaoqian in the Ghost Story of the Hong Kong movie," Jiang Cheng replied seriously.
"The distance is from one end of the earth to the other end. I don't know how to complain..." With a sigh, Xinbaji had to follow Jiang Cheng's words, "Wang Zuxian in the Ghost Story of the Chinese Girl is indeed beautiful and unreasonable~"
Jiang Cheng was excited as soon as he heard it, "Yes! Especially the little bit of playfulness and sexiness that emerged from the purity is simply irresistible! Especially the scene in the wooden barrel, the wet body [beep--] is simply impressive..."
"Hey, it seems that I have said some amazing things again, it has nothing to do with your first half! I like it just because I am wet!" Xinbaji didn't know how to complain, "Hey, forget it, I don't want to complain anymore."
"Speaking of this, I have really little work recently. This summer seems to be very hot, and no one is willing to go out." Shinbaji sighed.
"Go out for a walk more often, actually there is work everywhere. If you don't believe me, look..." Jiang Cheng pointed to the paper [Emergency! Recruiting the Mage!] posted on the telephone pole next to him.
"This is..." Shinbaji said and walked over, looking at the paper carefully, "This is posted by the True Choice Group! And the commission is very high!"
"Look, isn't this kind of job suitable for you? It must be a job like Elimination. You can earn a lot of commission by changing your makeup and fooling around. Anyway, no one can tell." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.
"As long as you can make this, you can change to a large air conditioner this summer!" Shinbaji said excitedly, looking at Gintoki who was following everyone with a look of no hope, and shouted, "Ginonan! Work! High commission effortless work!"
"Really?!" Gintoki immediately resurrected on the spot and ran over at a speed of 100 meters, "Where?! Where! I just paid for all the money I had and the jump I just bought!"
"Look, here!" Shinbaji tore off the notice posted on the telephone pole and handed it to Gintoki.
"Yeah, Soga Soga, this kind of work is simply tailor-made in the Wanshi House now." Gintoki finished disguising after speaking. He didn't know that he had ever gotten a hat on his head, and at the same time he wrapped his entire head with a bandage, leaving only two eyes.
Kagura got a hat from somewhere and put it on his head, and snatched the sunglasses of the fortune teller on the street stall.
Xinbaji was even simpler to wrap his entire head with white cloth and change into a pair of toy glasses.
"Hey, here we are here..." Jiang Cheng pointed to Yamazaki who was posting notices everywhere not far away and whispered, "Look here! Look here!"
"You can change my clothes too!" Ginto said in a low voice, while Shinbaji and Kagura knew how to change Jiang Cheng.
"Hey! Why do you want me to participate in your work? I still have to go home to play games!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but when facing the crowded Wanshiwu trio, Jiang Cheng had no resistance at all.
After changing Jiang Cheng into the clothes of an old fortune teller, Gintoki looked at Yamazaki who was running over and cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, brother over there, I see that there seems to be a trace of haze between your eyebrows, but it's not very accurate. Come closer."
"Hey, is it really?! Can you really see it?!" Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.
However, after Yin Shikyu took a closer look, he sighed and shook his head. At the same time, he faced Jiang Cheng beside him and said in a low voice, "This situation seems to be very difficult."
Jiang Chengdu hadn't reacted yet and didn't say a word for a long time.
"Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that I can't say a word?!" Yamazaki was obviously scared and then bowed, "Please save us, masters!"
"This..." Yin Shi paused, as if he was embarrassed, "It seems that you are provoking something amazing. Even if we take action, although we can eliminate it 100%, our Taoist practice will lose at least half of it..."
"There is no problem with the rewards!" Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, "This is just a deposit! We will definitely pay generously in the aftermath!"
"It's not a matter of reward, it's just... hey, it's fate to meet. Let's take you to eliminate demons and demons." Gintoki calmly pulled out all the 10,000 yuan in Yamazaki's wallet and put it in his arms, and said at the same time.
"Really?! Thank you so much! I, Yamazaki, will spend my whole life to thank you!" Yamazaki said with tears in his face...
Looking at Gintoki and Yamazaki walking in front, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of a good idea, and smirked in secret, and said softly to Kagura and Shinbaji, "Hey, you two, do you want to know Gintoki's weakness?"
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At the same time, the real selection group.
"It's really a terrible sight. Hello, how many are you here?" Fourteen looked at the members of the Zhenxuan group who were constantly being carried in, and his face was a little ugly.
"Well, it's already the eighteenth person." Zongwu replied, "More than half of the members have been brought down. When things come to this point, even I'm a little scared."
"What a joke? The world-famous True Choice Group was all knocked down by the ghost. Such embarrassing things must not be revealed. They are too shameless." After saying that, Sioux slowly exhaled a cigarette.
"Fourteen, don't confuse me, I was knocked down by mayonnaise!" Kondo said on the side.
"You've added extras very much." Shishi replied without looking back.
The incident starts from last night. Last night, members of the Masao Group gathered together with flashlights to tell a supernatural story. The Masao Group named Inaoyama told a strange story about a woman in a red kimono. When they were about to be excited, Sisi appeared behind everyone with fried noodles and shouted: "Masao is not enough!"
It was really scared the group of people, especially Kondo, who rolled his eyes and fainted with foam. Then the time came this morning. When it was time to fuck, he found that half of the people had not fucked. He was about to get angry, but suddenly received a report from his subordinates that those who did not fuck were all sleeping, and they were talking nonsense from time to time, which seemed a little painful...
"As everyone's confused nonsense, women in red kimonos appeared." Sun Wu sat at the table and analyzed, "Is it the weird thing that Inayama said?"
"Stupid! I don't believe in ghosts or something!" Fourteen retorted without any hesitation.
"If you look down on the spirit too much, you will be punished, fourteen." Kondo said while sitting at the door, "This house is cursed, and must have been entangled by the incredible spirit."
"What a thing, it's so stupid." Shishi looked disapproving, but then he remembered that he saw something on the roof at night, "Ah, no..."
But at this time, Yamazaki's voice sounded, "Director, I've brought you guys."
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Chapter completed!