One morning, I entered the tavern.

"Here you come."

After shouting casually, Jiang Cheng pushed open the door of the penis tavern and stepped in. Behind Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, who was holding a cigarette pole and looking cold.

"It's really troublesome..."

Jiang Cheng grabbed his hair with some annoyance, then looked at the mother-in-law Deng Shi at the counter and the trio of Wanshiwu sitting in front of the counter.

"What's the trouble? Tell me quickly, I'll pretend to go back to take a break after hearing it."

"From the beginning, I thought it was a troublesome, this kid," said the mother-in-law, with a contempt and then a teasing look on her face, sighing: "It's really a ruthless man~ Xiaoyu's eyes on men are really bad~"

"Goodbye." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the door.

"Let me listen to people! You are unfaithful man!" said the mother-in-law, spitting, "Why can you leave like this as if nothing has happened! At least ask the question clearly first!"

Jiang Cheng stopped, sighed, then turned his head again, and said impatiently: "Dad, it's about the same thing. Always say those who don't have any nutrition will cause osteoporosis. I mean your head (almost implying a dementia)."

"So that's it," Kagura picked up his hand and slightly solemnly analyzed with a serious look on his face: "The reason why you are prone to osteoporosis when you get older is actually Aru, but if that's the case..."

As he said that, Kagura looked at Gintoki on the side with a worried look on his face, "When Ginchan reaches your age, your head will become a natural curl without any energy!"

"Kagura," Shinbaji pushed his glasses and reminded him without expression: "Ginsan's head is already a natural roll without energy, because there are too many words without nutrition, and it has become a natural roll in advance."

"Hey, do you want to die?" Gintoki narrowed his eyes, looked at Shinbaji with his face, and then retorted: "My natural roll has nothing to do with the natural rolls that have become due to osteoporosis. I have a good ingestion of calcium every day!"

As he said that, Yin Shikyu took out a box of strawberry milk from his arms and placed it in front of his mother-in-law, and continued: "Please use it as rent. If you supplement calcium well, you won't get osteoporosis so early. I mean your head."

After hearing this, the mother-in-law Deng Shi's face suddenly burst into several blue veins, and she cursed with white eyes: "There are only you in the world where your head will cause osteoporosis! And it's just an empty box that you have finished drinking! Bastard!!"

"Look, there is nothing at all," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong, spreading his hands and said lazyly, "Let's go back."

"It's a very tricky thing," said the mother-in-law, who glanced at Jiang Cheng standing at the door, lit a cigarette and took a sip, and then said lightly: "It's about Xiao..."

Before he could finish his talk, Jiang Cheng instantly crossed Yue Yong and rushed out.

"Wait." Yue Yong quickly reached out and grabbed Jiang Cheng's back collar.

"Hey! Stop joking!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and said in a low voice, "You should have heard it too, right? It is said that something very difficult must be a troublesome thing! At this time, just go back and pretend not to know! If you pretend not to know, you can get happiness! Just like a wife who discovered that her husband cheated on her, as long as you pretend not to know, the couple will still be as loving as usual!"

"No, I just want to say that it is better to pull out the kunai on your head as soon as possible." Yue Yong pointed to the back of Jiang Cheng's head and reminded, "But if you feel that it's happier to pretend not to know, you can also choose to pretend not to know."

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head expressionlessly, pulled it out after touching a metal object and took it in his hand to look at it.

"When did this stick to it..." After a long silence, Jiang Chengcai narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly. Then, with the sound of blood coming out of [Chi--], Jiang Cheng turned his eyes and fell down directly.

However, the angle of falling down was a little coincidental, and Jiang Cheng's head was buried directly in Yue Yong's chest.

The air around me instantly freezes...

Yue Yong felt something strange on his chest, his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes turned into mosquito-shaped repellent and kept spinning.

"You...what are you doing?!" While shouting, Yue Yong directly picked up Jiang Cheng who was still in a coma, which was a standard back throw.

boom!!!

Xinbaji, who had a black face, looked at Jiang Cheng, whose head was still twitching from time to time on the wooden floor. After a while, he was silent, before twitching the corner of his mouth and reminding him with an expressionless expression.

"Miss Yue Yong, although I said this a little unnecessary, it is obvious that Jiang Chengsang didn't mean it just now. He would die. He had already spewed out so much blood. Jiang Chengsang will definitely die now."

"It seems that the wife who found out that her husband cheated on her didn't plan to think that she didn't know anything." Mother-in-law Deng Shi let out a sip of cigarettes, chuckled and said.

"Please stop quickly," Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "Please don't say anything like this that will make readers misunderstand."

"Hey, is it okay, Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng's side, squatted down and poked Jiang Cheng with his hand, then turned around and looked at Gintoki and others and continued, "It's absolutely okay, I'm still alive."

"The problem is not that!" Xinbaji complained wildly.

"By the way," Kagura suddenly thought of something, then reached into Jiang Cheng's arms and groped. About three seconds later, Kagura's face was happy, "Finding Aru!"

After saying that, Kagura took out Jiang Cheng's wallet and took out the few tens of thousands of yuan left without hesitation, without even letting go of change.

However, before Kagura could stuff the money into his pocket, Gintoki, who was beside him, had already walked over and snatched the money from Kagura's hand. After counting it, he took out two thousand yuan and handed it to Kagura.

"Two thousand yuan is enough!" After putting the remaining money into his wallet, Gintoki said seriously, "In Edo, minors are not allowed to carry more than two thousand yuan! Let me keep the rest!"

"Stop kidding! I've never heard of such a rule Aru!" As he said that, Kagura threw himself at Gintoki with his teeth and claws.

Ignoring the quarrel of Kagura and Gintoki, Yue Yong silently pulled Jiang Cheng out of the floor, and then dragged Jiang Cheng's legs and walked towards the counter step by step.

"What exactly is it?" Yue Yong stopped, looked at the still smoking mother-in-law Deng Shi, and asked faintly.

"It's really generous [wife]~" Mother-in-law Dengshi chuckled, then showed a serious look, "Then... let me tell you."

"Stop talking stupid things, I just want to finish dealing with it quickly and go back." Yue Yong said lightly.

"It's okay, actually, the thing is..."

...

When Jiang Cheng woke up from his coma, he realized that he was the only one left in the entire Dengshi Tavern, Yue Yong and Dengshi's mother-in-law.

"Where is Kagura Chan and Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng got up from the ground and sat in the seat in front of the counter, looking at Yue Yong beside him in confusion.

"Go to barbecue." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"Barbecue?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong in confusion, then waved his hand with disapproval, "It's impossible. Yesterday, Kagura even complained to me that he had received the commission for several months."

"It's your money..."

After hearing this, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze instantly, and then he quickly searched for his wallet on his body.

When he saw that there was only a small ten-yuan coin left in his wallet, Jiang Cheng knelt directly on the floor, pounding the floor and shouting in pain: "That...that is the money I'm going to buy a new game! That bastard!!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter, let's talk about serious things first." Dengshi picked up his hand and looked slightly solemn, "I have told Miss Yue Yong about the specific situation."

"This seems like a very difficult situation..." Jiang Cheng stood up and hugged his chest with one hand, gently pinched his chin with his other hand, and his expression became slightly solemn.

"Did you skip something? I haven't told you anything yet..." Deng Shi complained speechlessly.

"No, I can see it from the expressions of you two." Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then sighed and started slowly towards the door.

However, when he arrived at the door, Jiang Cheng did not forget to stop and turn his head to raise a thumb at Yue Yong and squeezed his eyes and left a sentence: "Come on!"

"Come on, you're so tired! Do you still want to escape in the end?!" Mother-in-law Dengshi yelled with her eyes pulling her neck and white.

At the same time, accompanied by a sound of soothing sound, several kunai shot straight towards Jiang Cheng's forehead.

...

"So what exactly is it?" Jiang Cheng, who sat down again, said impatiently while pulling the kunai from his forehead.

"It's Xiaoyu..." Denshi's mother-in-law took a sip of her cigarette and continued, "her appearance has become a little strange recently."

"Strange? That kind of strange?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "Is puberty coming to? But it's useless to tell me this kind of thing, right? It should be Okasan's responsibility to talk to his daughter who has entered puberty."

"It's not that kind of thing!" said the mother-in-law Dengshi cursed with white eyes, "Can you listen to people?! I mean her face has become very strange!"

"The face became very strange?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued disapprovingly, "No, I think you may not understand what the strange word means. Please look at your face in the mirror every day after getting up. You will see the strangest scene in the world. It is not an exaggeration to call it the ninth miracle of the world."

(PS: In fact, the only world-recognized is only the seven miracles of the world. The Terracotta Warriors and Horses are one of the eight miracles of the world that we think can be called. But in my personal opinion, it is completely qualified to call it one of the eight miracles of the world.)

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, his mother-in-law poured a glass of wine on her head.

"Your idiot mind is enough to be called the only miracle in the world." Grandma Denshi said with contempt, "In short, Xiaoyu's face has become like a fighting game a long time ago, with edges and angular..."

"Sorry, I never like fighting games." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied, "I didn't like it at all since I was a child."

"No one asks if you like it!"

"That should be called polygon..." Yue Yong said lightly.

"Hey?!Why did you know?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "When did you still play fighting games?"

"Ah, I sometimes play games with Qingta recently." Yue Yong nodded gently.

"That little guy!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and shouted in a low voice, "Didn't you tell him that you can only play FPS games? After you go back, you throw away all the games he hid! You can't become an excellent adult by playing that kind of thing!"

"You can't be called an outstanding adult at all, right?" Yue Yong complained ruthlessly.

"That's right, it's a polygon-like angular face," said the mother-in-law, holding her hands and nodding, and then saying to herself: "The child must be overworked, so, can you, the unfaithful man, help me to see if she has any fault?"

"Before this, let the doctor check if your head is malfunctioning, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, then took out his cell phone from his arms and pressed the number of the emergency center without any hesitation.

"Moshimoshi, Kabukicho Toshi Tavern, ah, it's quite serious. According to my observation, I have reached the most serious type of Alzheimer's disease. Hi, not only do I have hallucinations, but I always talk nonsense and put on my face with scary heavy makeup...Wow!"

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he climbed the stance and burst into white eyes with blue veins at Jiang Cheng and threw Jiang Cheng out with a punch.

"Boy! Can you listen to me?"

"Sorry, the doctor said that this situation would be fine if you wait to die at home," Jiang Cheng struggled to get up, covering his nose and showed a look of reluctance and continued, "If you have anything you like to eat, eat more. The doctor said that there is not much time left..."

"Why do I say the same as if I'm going to die?"

"Because the doctor said that Alzheimer's disease is not far from ascending to heaven when she has hallucinations." Jiang Cheng explained, "If you always put on heavy makeup, you can basically live for about three days."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong on the side, "Yueyue, I'm back. I'll just come here with the funeral expenses in three days."

"I'll kill you! A little brat!" The mother-in-law Deng Shi roared with white eyes and white eyes.

At this moment, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened, and Xiaoyu's voice sounded at the door.

"I'm back."

"You are back, it's hard to run errands..." Grandma Dengshi replied subconsciously, looking at the door at the same time, but after seeing Xiaoyu, the cigarette in her mouth fell down instantly.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were also half open their mouths, their heads were covered in black lines, and they twitched at the corners of their eyes, looking at the door that appeared at some point, which had somehow become the pixel image in the game, and were still standing still.

【Ah, Lord Jiang Cheng, good morning.】

Looking at the black dialog box that appeared in front of Xiaoyu, Jiang Cheng twitched and complained: "Not to mention polygons, they have become pixel images..."

[Xiao Yu completed the errands task, obtained an experience value of 230, and lost 300 yuan.]

"Why did it become FC style..." Jiang Cheng complained with black lines.

...
Chapter completed!