Chapter 393: When making plans, you should also take into account the characters!
Although he said this and his expression on his face was exaggerated enough to be angry enough, a smile flashed in Jiang Cheng's eyes, and a smile with a cold light flashed away.
[Are you satisfied?] Jiang Cheng looked at the malicious smirk on the faces of the paper and the fourteenth son, and thought to himself: [As you said that you were deliberately angry and deliberately led by you, are you satisfied? Two idiots have completely fallen into my trap! It's my turn next... Let you see...]
"Ah, no~" the examiner said shyly, "I don't want to leave so early~ I still want to follow Jiang Cheng's producer for the rest of my life~"
"So too~" The fourteenth son studied the paper in a pretty good manner.
"But I really don't want to see you two again..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a look of depression, "Go back, don't show up in my office again from now on..."
"No~ Producer Jiang Cheng hasn't guided me yet~" Jianzi put his index finger on his lips and said hypocritically.
"I also want to be guided by the producer of Jiang Pillow~" the fourteenth son echoed.
"No, I'm not interested now, it's total." Jiang Cheng squatted in the corner of the wall, hugged his legs and lowered his head, and fell into the shadow.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Jianzi looked at each other with the fourteenth son, and raised the corner of his mouth at the same time.
Fourteen: Success! In short, the plot can no longer continue here!
Gintoki: In this case... this guy is destined to be eliminated!
Fourteen: But I always feel that it’s too simple. This guy shouldn’t give up so easily, right?
Gintoki: Don’t worry! In short, we two can just stay in this room! This guy can’t do anything! Just hold on to time!
Fourteen: Yosi! I understand!
"Well, the guidance I just mentioned..." The examiner looked at Jiang Cheng again and said, "I also want to learn well with Jiang Cheng's producer~ Pillow business, acting, etc.~ I want to learn everything...
"So too~" Shisizi nodded and agreed.
"Hey? Is that true? Do you really want to learn so much?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice without raising his head.
"Yeah, yes!" Wenzi and Shisizi nodded at the same time.
"Then come on," Jiang Cheng slowly raised his head, smiling as if he was smiling, his lips curled up slightly, and his eyes flashed with cold light, "Prepare to OK?"
[That look...! That expression...!!] Fourteen noticed something was wrong, [I haven't given up yet! This person hasn't given up yet!]
[No...don't panic!] Gintoki glanced at the fourteen, [We just need to hold on here, don't worry about other things at all! Just continue according to your own personality!]
"That," Jiang Cheng stood up, raised his fists and cleared his throat slightly, making a serious expression, "First of all, start with your personality, hobbies, etc., so that the audience and fans can understand yours. For idols, this is a very, very important thing. It can effectively narrow the distance between you and your fans, that is, do you understand the intimacy? Also, you should..."
Listening to Jiang Cheng's chatter, Yin Shikki glanced at the Fourteen next to him with some confusion: [Hey! Why do you feel serious suddenly? You have become an ordinary producer and teach idol?]
[Did you give up?] Fourteen glances, [Because you can't see the hope of success, you can only give up. It should be like this?]
"...So, do you understand?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at the two of them with a serious look. "You have to show the kind of motivation to be successful at all costs to become famous, and have the awareness that you can sacrifice your life. Do you understand?"
"Yeah, I understand, I understand." The paper and the fourteenth-child chicken nodded like a pecking rice.
"That's great. I thought it would take a lot of time to explain it to you..." Jiang Cheng then breathed a sigh of relief, then raised his index finger, and continued with a smile: "Then let's practice the prank show next week, after all, you two have agreed."
"Play the show?" Zhangzi and the fourteenth son said in confusion at the same time.
"That's right, it's a variety show that can bring you closer to your fans..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng had already arrived behind the paper, holding a beer bottle he found from somewhere in his hand, "Prepare OK?"
"Then...that, I want to ask, what is the one in your hand?" Jianzi asked in a tentative voice with a sweat on his face.
"Don't worry, it's just props," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "It's just the most common props in the show. Next, I will gently knock it on your head, and make surprising moves and expressions! Do you understand?"
"No...that..."
Gintoki was about to refuse, but Jiang Cheng waved the beer bottle at the back of Gintoki without any hesitation...
"Wow!" Ginto screamed, spit out a mouthful of blood and flew out like a shell towards the office window...
Clang! The glass was smashed by the paper, and the paper fell directly from the window... A few seconds later, the sound of some heavy objects falling to the ground and the alarm of the car that was hit...
Looking at the intact beer bottle in Jiang Cheng's hand and Jiang Cheng's refreshing smile, Shi Si's entire face turned completely dark, half open his mouth, and he couldn't react for a long time...
"It seems that it's not possible," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly, "The papers are not possible... I have to exercise more in the future. How can I not even smash this simple steel beer bottle?"
[How could a human head break that kind of thing!] Fourteen complained wildly in his heart, [When collide with that kind of thing, it should be the human head! After all, it is a prank show?! It's too messy!]
[It's a prank show that sent you to hell, scumbags.] Jiang Cheng raised his head, glanced at Shishi without any expression, and then smiled again, "It's Shishizi's turn next time~ ready to be OK?"
"Wait...wait!" Shisi quickly raised his hand to stop him.
"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, then threw the beer bottle in his hand aside. "You are different from the paper. The paper is a prank of the beer bottle. You are getting up and playing tricks."
"What is a prank when getting up?" Shisi asked with his mouth twitching, and thought to himself: [Who believes it! How could it be just a prank when getting up!]
"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then began to explain himself, "It's the kind of scene where the photographer broke in with a camera while you were sleeping and was startled."
"Yes... is it?" Shi Si's face began to sweat.
"Yes, it's just that kind of simple trick," Jiang Cheng always had a faint smile on his face, "But the reaction must be exaggerated. Even if you are not scared, you have to pretend to be exaggerated."
"I know...I know..."
"Then, please." Jiang Cheng looked at the bed beside him and made a gesture of inviting him.
[Not rejected! Because of the character problem!] While walking towards the bed, Shishi thought to himself: [Oh no! It is absolutely impossible to be a simple trick to get up! This super shaking S…]
Suddenly, Shisi arrived inadvertently and picked up a stack of explosives (detonators), and he was in a bad mood!
"Then... that, can you ask a little?" Fourteen stopped, turned his head and asked in a low voice full of sweat, "Will you use the kind of thing in your hand?"
"Of course," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "but don't worry, it's just a prank on the explosives that are common in the show, and it won't kill anyone."
[No, no! No, no! No matter how you look at it, it is real explosives!] Fourteen shook his head crazy in his heart, [It will definitely be dead! I have to find a way quickly!]
"Don't believe it?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, then sighed and picked up an explosive and lit the lead...
With a bang, the explosives exploded out fireworks all over the floor.
"Look, there is no problem at all, it's just props." Jiang Cheng explained.
"Oh...oh." Shisi then breathed a sigh of relief, then came to the bed and lay down.
"Close your eyes." Jiang Cheng reminded him.
"Oh...oh" After responding, Shisi slowly closed his eyes.
A full minute later, Sisi opened her eyes in a trivial voice, but Sisi discovered that he had been tied up by a rope, and Jiang Cheng and Zongwu, who were full of black-bellied smiles, stood beside the bed.
"Well, sorry, because it's a little trouble for a person, I invited your agent." Jiang Cheng explained.
"The artists under my command are really troublesome to the producer." Zong Wu spread his hands and replied.
"There is no trouble at all." Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, "This was originally my responsibility. After all, there are many things that newcomers don't understand."
"Wuwuwu!" Shisi wanted to say something, but then Shisi realized that his mouth had been blocked by explosives!
"Then it's time to start, get up and play tricks..." Jiang Cheng smiled and handed the explosive in his hand to Zong Wu, "You must be covered with explosives on your body, and don't let me go in the anus. The effect of the prank is very important."
"I am worthy of being the number one producer in the company," Zhongwu praised, "I'm really serious... Then start, fourteen sons..."
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boom!!!
Looking at the 14th who was lying on the bed and was blown up, Zong Wu frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng: "That, I always feel that the reaction is not surprised enough. The producer should have discovered this problem, right?"
"Yes, it's really not enough. This reaction is not considered a qualified artist..." Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand, and nodded with his other hand on his chin with deep conscience.
"Then, how about a hundred pieces together? How about a hundred pieces of exercise one hundred times at a time? "Zhongwu raised an index finger and suggested, "If you train a hundred times, you might find the feeling in the fourteenth son."
"What a good way~" Jiang Cheng praised, then looked down at the fourteen who had just woken up, "Then... let's continue..."
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Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!...
Chapter completed!