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Chapter 387: Women hate men who only think about that kind of thing in the first place!

"No, I'm not referring to this, I'm referring to your mood that was left alone at the entrance of the hotel." The host asked with some malicious intentions, "I was driven to that place like that, but then left alone, what was your mood? Is it loss? Is it sad? You frivolous woman."

"Shut up! Host!"

"How could Asong Jiang be frivolous?!"

"It's just a bit confused!!"

"I heard what you say next time, I really killed you!"

In an instant, the audience was excited and shouting.

"Next, it's the turn of Semen Tongqin Guard and Yoshihara team to compete for the final place to enter the final final!" The host continued to shout, "No matter which team wins the victory or defeat, the remaining team will be eliminated directly! Moreover, to add, even if both teams have guided Atongjiang, the victory or defeat depends on how Atongjiang will determine! If you don't use very outstanding methods, it will be difficult to win!"

At this time, Yoshihara team headed by E and the pro-guard team headed by Shinbaji stood on both sides of the stage, staring silently at each other.

"That... seems a bit scary..." Shinbaji twitched his lips and looked at Yin Toe behind him. "Well, Yinsang, look at Jiang Chengsang's expression. That's a serious look, right? I always feel like I'm staring at by something amazing..."

"Don't worry, Shinbaji," Gintoe replied disapprovingly, "That guy can't think of any good plot in his head. Basically, he just seduces a woman with the face that makes me want to vomit after reading it. How can that kind of plot without a little storyline last forever?"

"But Yinsang," Shinbaji continued with some concern, "When we discussed just now, we were only concerned about translating for A Gao, and we didn't discuss it well at all. What should we do?"

"The key to this victory or defeat is all about choosing a narrator in a virtual scene." Gintoki rarely became serious, "Just leave it to me!"

"Hey, you guys," Jiang Cheng on the other side of the stage looked at the three Baihua members in front of him who were still whispering, "Have you really agreed? Is it okay? Have you really negotiated a good script?"

"It doesn't matter! Believe in us! Jiang Chengsama!" The three young ladies Baihua said in unison.

"In order to have a encounter with Jiang Chengsama on weekdays, I have carefully studied all romantic love dramas and all love comics!" A young lady Baihua continued with confidence on her chest.

"So too!" The other two young ladies Baihua agreed one after another.

"Do you usually use your strength in this place..." Jiang Cheng unconsciously curled his lips and complained speechlessly, "At least use this strength in your work..."

"Don't worry! Jiang Cheng Sama! Girls should know girls better! You don't have to worry about the script we discussed! You will definitely not lose to that kind of natural scroll!"

"Ah...I'll believe you guys..."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the host announced the start of the second performance.

"Then, the guards are ready, your love theater will start!!"

"Ginsan! It's really okay?" Shinbaji looked at Gintoki who was walking towards the backstage with some concern, "Please make you romantic."

"Hi, Romantic, Romantic," Gintoki responded casually without looking back, "I will help you get romantic."

...

The following is a virtual scene...

In the dark side, Gintoki's guest appearance sounded:

"A long time ago, in the distant past, when monsters and gods still existed in this world..."

"Ah?" Xinbaji said in confusion.

"As the battle between gods and monsters, the earth was deserted, and humans hid on the ground and lived carefully in the dark age."

Xinbaji: "I said, Yinsang..."

Suddenly, the picture turned, and under the scorching sun, on the desert full of yellow sand, four figures of different heights were slowly walking in a certain direction...

"But, on this deserted land full of rough gods and unknown monsters..."

Xinbaji asked in confusion: "I said...what is this?"

As the camera draws closer, the four figures on the desert become clearer and clearer...

"There are a group of figures that move forward to the West..."

Shinbaji couldn't help but remind him again: "You know? Yinsang, the romantic scene of chasing girls."

"Their goal, carrying the hope of mankind, is to the end of the far west. The legend says that as long as you get there, any wish can be realized, the name of the Kingdom of God is-"

At the same time, the figures of the four people finally appeared, namely Sun Wukong played by Shinbaji, who was holding a golden hoop and holding a black long stick, Sa Wujin played by Agao who was holding French bread and wearing only a pair of green shorts, and Zhu Bajie played by Kagura who was carrying a black iron rake and had a pink pig nose on his nose.

Finally, there is the monk dressed as Sanzang, played by Asong Jiang, who is riding on a white horse.

As soon as the four of them appeared, the entire BGM switched instantly. At the same time, the big title of "Gandhara L·OVE Hotel" also appeared on the screen, and the hasty-made ops also started to play.

(Here op:monkey  magic, from the 1978 Japanese version of Journey to the West)

"Hey! Why did you start playing the new animation?!"

After a brief op ended, the main story finally began...

"This story tells the story of the monk, Tonghai and his companions who aimed at the L. OVE Hotel, the Kingdom of God, in order to regain peace in the earthly world."

[Kan…What is Gandhara L·OVE Hotel?!] Shinbaji, who was forced into the role, complained helplessly in his heart, [I was brought in without knowing anything. It was like a perfunctory thing? By the way, this showdown is no longer a charm showdown, it has become a different showdown, right?]

At this moment, Asong Jiang suddenly squinted Doudou's eyes and said, "That, sorry, please stop."

"Ah?" Shinbaji looked at Asong beside him with a puzzled look on his face.

"Please let the horse stop, it's enough." As he said that, Asong Jiang got off the horse that stopped.

"Wait... wait!" Xinbaji hurriedly stopped.

"I'm going back," Asongjiang said with contempt, squinted Doudou's eyes, then turned around without thinking and walked to the side.

"This...that...that...that's just started..." Shinbaji shouted in a hurry, "A little more, that...ah? Are you feeling unhappy? Did I do anything wrong?"

"What is Gandhara L·OVE Hotel?" Atong narrowed his eyes and turned his head with a look of contempt and continued, "Is it just thinking about some dirty things? It's too explicit."

"I didn't think about those things, I didn't think about them at all!" Shinbaji quickly defended, "It's Gandhara L...OVE Hotel!OVE Hotel!"

"No, the explanation is useless," Asong-chan turned his head speechlessly, "I hate those who think about those things from the beginning."

"Wait a minute! I got it wrong! I got the title wrong! I should be like that!"

As soon as the narrator said, the title on the side changed instantly, from Gandhara L·OVE Hotel to Gandhara L☆OVE Hotel.

"There is no change at all! It's just a Kakuda Hiromin style!" Shinba shouted with blue veins.

(Kakuda Hiromin:つのだ☆ひろ, a Japanese singer and composer, the asterisk in its name is the most representative.)

"I said, I'm really not thinking about dirty things at all, really not!" Gintoki's guest narrator was explaining and begging wildly, "I just want to take a little rest! I just want to save the world a little! Let's go! Let's take a little rest!"

"Hey—! Narrator!" Several black lines appeared under the corner of Shinbaji's eyes, and he couldn't help but complain, "Why do you seem to have become a man who is hesitant to the entrance?"

"Just go in! Just go in front!"

"Don't use such a dirty statement!!" Xinbaji shouted loudly.

However, Asong, who was standing beside him, always held his hands and looked unhappy, and did not react at all in the face of Gintoki's perseverance.

"Huh--I know, I know, since you say that, forget it. I just want to save the world, and it's really unhappy to be said that!"

"I'll tell you... Why do you have so many narrators?" Shinbaji twitched and complained.

"Enough! Let's go! I didn't expect you to be such a willful girl!"

"It's better to apologize, Master," Kagura leaned behind Atong and reminded kindly, "It's very scary for the narrator to be angry."

However, Asong Jiang ignored him and chose to leave his face alone.

"What is the narrator? Don't make it look like you are a father!" Xinbaji complained.

"Apologize quickly," Agao also came behind Atong and persuaded with his harsh Japanese, "I will also apologize with you and apologize to the narrator."

"Why do you stand on the same position as your mother!" Xinbaji complained wildly.

"Enough, don't worry about her. Yosi, it's already the time to set sun. Today we will stay at the Gotanda Branch of Gandhara L☆OVE Hotel."

At this time, the entire scene changed instantly, from daytime to dusk. At the same time, a hotel with flashing lights with the words "Gandhara L·OVE Hotel Gotanda Point" appeared not far away.

"Is there any branch?! By the way, this is Gobangda?!" Xinbaji complained hard.

"That's great! Finally I can rest Aru!"

"hey-hey…"

Seeing this, Kagura and Agao could no longer stop rushing towards the hotel with excitement.
Chapter completed!
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