Chapter 39: If you are in a bad mood, then there must be a part of the weather!(1/2)
"No, I didn't mean that..." Shinbaji quickly denied.
"The unscrupulous person doesn't need to talk nonsense to him. Even if he finds fault, he will beat him up." Sisi hugged his hands and sighed, "It's really not a long time ago."
The Zongwu, who was standing beside him, also nodded.
"No, it's better to pierce him." A Miao said.
"Isn't it better to crush it?" Fourteen continued.
"Take it out, then tear it apart." A Miao continued with a smile on her face.
"Get closer slowly, and the whole slap him slap him like a fly!"
Fourteen had just finished speaking, and Shinbaji quickly separated, "Hey! You two are so scary!"
"What Xinbajijun said is, how can you do that kind of thing?! Just hold the person and leave it to me after you catch it. I promise he will never appear in this world again, forever." Jiang Cheng walked over and said with a smile on his face.
"You are the most dangerous one, okay? You can't imagine it at all!" Shinbaji squirted wildly, but then he reacted, "Jiang Chengsang, why are you covered in dust?"
"Ah, it's really hard to bury [landmine analog] just now." Jiang Cheng said and rubbed his waist.
At this time, Shinbaji glanced into the bag on the ground, "Hey! Why are you empty? Are all buried?!"
"Finish the work Aru!" Kagura ran over and was covered in dust and saluted Jiang Cheng.
"Yoxi, go buy what you like." Jiang Cheng took out several tens of thousands of yuan in banknotes and handed them to Kagura.
After taking the money, Kagura ran away excitedly.
"Report, the task is completed!" Kondo ran over with dust.
"Get your favorite banana." Jiang Cheng took out a few coins and handed them to Kondo.
"Thank you!" Kondo took the coin and was about to leave, but suddenly reacted, "Why do I want to buy bananas? I said, I'm not an orangutan! I just look like it!"
However, Jiang Cheng ignored it, "Then, let's wait for that bastard to come to the door!" After saying that, he laughed, and A Miao and Shisi were also laughing.
"Hey, you three are enough!"
...
At night, the moon is in the sky.
A group of people were lying in the grass beside the wall. Not far from everyone was the main house. Under the eaves of the main house were a clothes drying rack. There were only a pair of small pants that were used as bait on the clothes drying rack.
"Why are you just biting me?" Gintoe asked by slapping off the mosquitoes on his face.
"Because of Yinshang, your blood is the sweetest Aru." Kagura continued.
"Why haven't that perverted thief come yet? I can't wait." Jiang Cheng held his umbrella and looked at it.
"That's right," Shinbaji held up his glasses, "Isn't it because he won't come today, right? Or he will never come?"
"What a joke?!" Jiang Cheng was immediately displeased, "What should I do if I prepared a free hell experience tour for him!"
"Don't worry, it will come." Ginto said.
"Why do you say he will come?" Xinbaji asked.
"There are such a pair of swaggering pants here. How could the underwear thief miss it?" Kagura replied.
"It's because it's too explicit! It looks like a trap at first glance, okay?" Shinbaji retorted.
"Xinjiang, for the thief, the more difficult it is to achieve his goal, the more excited he will be." A Miao said.
"Souga, it's exactly the same as the monster thief Kid~" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I still have to go even though I know there is a trap."
"Search and search." Except for Xinbaji, everyone nodded with their hands at the same time.
"Why do you make a personal design for him by yourself?" Shinbaji retorted, "What if he is a coward?"
"Don't worry, if he doesn't come, wouldn't it be enough to blow the entire Edo into the sky?" Jiang Cheng patted Shinhachi's shoulder and said, while looking at Zhongju beside him, "Is that right? Okina Jun~"
"What the boss said makes sense. Not only is the underwear thief, but even the Tufangsang can go to heaven. Then I am the deputy director of the real selection team~" Zong Wu replied with a refreshing face.
"Enough! You two natural S!" Shinhachi couldn't help but say, "Blast Edo to the sky, and there will be no real selection team, hey!"
"What makes sense," said Mr. Zhuo pinched his chin, but suddenly a flash of inspiration, "Then just blow up the earthen mulberry places other than the Zhenxuan group to the sky."
"Anxiety, I will set a place for you to live in Jiyuan at that time." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and promised.
"I did not mean that……"
Shinbaji was interrupted by Gintoki before he finished speaking.
"Don't yell, what if the thief is scared away?" Gintoe said impatiently with frowning.
"I want to waste you. I still have to wait here on such a hot day." Shinbaji turned his head and said to Ginto.
"What did Huntan say?! Believe it or not, I will beat your Erbiao into invisible?" As he said that, Gintoki started to pinch with Shinbaji.
On the side, Zong Wu and Shi Si had already pinched each other, while Jiang Cheng was still adding fuel to the fire, "Just cut off the bangs, why do you face your neck every time? Your knife skills are really not good, Otsuda Jun."
In short, just like this, the small battle turned into a big battle, and everyone except Kondo participated.
"I said you stop, don't fight." Kondo, who became an idle person, persuaded him, "Because the weather is too hot, everyone is in a bad mood, right? Yosi, let's take a break."
However, everyone still did not stop the battle, but several different voices came from the melee...
Jiang Cheng: "Shut up, gorilla!"
Gintoki: "Shut up, your opponent defeated!"
A Miao: "Shut up, butt hair!"
Kagura: "Shut up, big wooden fish!"
Fourteen: "Shut up, miso bread!"
Zongxiu: "Shut up, gorilla!"
Jiang Cheng: "I have already said it!"
Zhong Ming: "Oh, then shut up, chimpanzee."
Kondo's face became darker and darker, and finally tears burst out, "It's all because the weather is too hot, everything is blamed for the bad weather~ Let's do it, I'll buy some iced things so that everyone can calm down a little."
Jiang Cheng: "Ice Coke!"
Kagura: "Red Bean Shaved Ice!"
Gintoki: "Anyone can have a Paffirm cold cake!"
Ah Miao: "Hagen-Dazs!"
Zong Ming: "The more expensive the better!"
Fourteen: "A large bowl of beef rice bowl with mayonnaise, and a large bottle of drinks filled with 500 ml!"
Xinbaji: "I want tea!"
"Okay, I'll buy it right away, please be good." Kondo said and turned around and left, while muttering, "It's really impossible to deal with these guys." But just after he finished speaking, he heard a sound of [Didi] coming from under his feet, and then a huge explosion sounded.
Everyone also stopped fighting and looked at Kondo who was lying in the bomb crater and couldn't get up.
"Oh, Kondo San exploded." Ah Miao covered her mouth and made a surprise costume.
"It must be because the weather is hot, Aru." Kagura waved his hand and said.
"So it exploded," Fourteen took over.
"How is it possible? He stepped on the mines he buried?" Yin Toshi said, "I don't know where he buried it and still walked around. He is such an idiot."
After saying that, everyone laughed at the same time.
"Ah? Wait a minute," Shinbaji took the lead in reacting, "Doesn't anyone remember where the mine was buried?"
Only then did everyone finally react.
"Oh no, the old man who delivered the newspaper tomorrow will stomp on it." A Miao said.
"Don't worry! Isn't this a wall?" Jiang Cheng said and patted the wall behind him, jumped up and stood on the wall. At the same time, Jiang Cheng heard the sound of [Didi] under his feet...
Jiang Cheng is frustrated...
"Why, why are there landmines on the walls?" Jiang Cheng got up and asked intermittently.
"Didn't you say you won't let go of every place? Aru?" Kagura raised his hand and said.
"Is it all your fault?" Shinbaji roared, "Wait a minute, except for the current area..." Shinbaji said and looked at the entire yard, "Are all mines buried?!"
But at this moment, a man's laughter came from the roof, "Hahahahahahaha..."
"That guy, that guy is..." Shinbaji said in disbelief.
At this moment, a man who covered his face with a bright red crotch cloth and only wore a pair of shorts jumped to the main room. However, before he could speak, he heard the sound of [Didi], and then there was a loud explosion.
"Was landmines placed on the roof?" Shinbaji asked with a dark face.
"Well, because [every place cannot be spared] Aru." Kagura nodded and said.
"Hey! This will make our family blown to the sky first!" Xinbaji roared.
"A little sacrifice is inevitable, and don't worry, if you pay compensation, the gorilla will bear it." Jiang Cheng wiped his nose bleeding and said.
To be continued...