Chapter 377: Men, always grow up in an instant!
"What's wrong? Is it okay?" Gintoki asked back.
"No...it's too fast..." Yamazaki was still a little unbelievable, and asked while trotting, "Where is the wounded? Did he throw it there directly?"
"No, he said he would catch up immediately after the treatment was over." Yin Toshiba shook his head and replied.
"It's coming again," Yamazaki smiled relaxedly, "Is it meaningful to delay time? I can't come back anyway, right?"
"Ah, here we come." Gintoki stopped and turned around and looked back.
"What?!" Yamazaki was shocked, stopped and looked over Gintoki's gaze.
"Hey—! Here—!" Gintoki waved and shouted.
At this time, a tall and stout figure slowly came to Gintoki.
"Oh, it's so great, it's nothing serious." Gintoki said with some gratitude, then looked at the visitor and complained: "After that's it, you're too fragile. If you don't exercise more, it won't work out,"
As he said that, Gintoki looked up at the man and patted the man on the shoulder. "Right? Ah Gao."
Looking at this tall, fierce expression, and chest hair as strong as body hair, the costumes of the Takagi Tengqin Guard were set off by his tall body, like a small gown, wearing sunglasses, a red headscarf wrapped in his head, holding a French bread in his hand, and a chewing gum in his mouth, with flowing blonde hair, obviously not like a Japanese man, Yamazaki couldn't react for a long time.
"Who--!!" Yamazaki, who had just recovered from his senses, pointed at the man and complained wildly, "Who is this person?! He is completely another person! Who is this person? This fat foreigner!"
"Ha? whatdoyousay?" Gintoki asked in confusion in his Japanese English, looking confused, "Isn't this Agao? No matter from that angle, who else can it be besides Agao himself? That's right~"
"No! No matter from which perspective, there is nothing but another person!" Yamazaki quickly corrected, "From the perspective of 360 degrees, there is no place that is not replaced by others!"
"Yes, it's not a substitute," Gintoki shook his head and explained slowly, "Agao will come here immediately after the treatment is over."
"What kind of treatment is this?" Yamazaki complained, "It's just a character reset! Don't make a low-level mistake like getting the wrong goods! Besides, what is "Agao TAKATIN"? Why is only part of the name turned into the English part!"
(Gaozai's Japanese pronunciation is: takachin. Gintoki turned the second half of his pronunciation into English pronunciation, that is, takatin. Here, the difference between Ah Gao and Gaozai. In addition, Jiang Cheng called Gaoshan and the pronunciation was takachi. The accurate translation should be Xiao Gao or Xiao Gao, but for the sake of familiarity, he has been using Gaozai before.)
"wellwell, don't find fault anymore," Gintoki walked over and squinted his eyes and patted Yamazaki's shoulder, comforting: "What's the place, it's all me. It's completely covered by me, ahhahaha..."
Listening to Gintoki's words, a blue vein burst out on Yamazaki's face, and he clenched his fists and reminded:
"Don't use half a bucket of water to speak English anymore, it's very unpleasant to hear it!"
"Forget it, try to think back," Gintoki frowned slightly, and then said, "When he said Ah Gao, he would think of the big back head like French bread."
"This is just a French bread in your hand!" Yamazaki pointed at Ahgao and complained wildly, "At least you have to put that French bread on your head! Why are you standing so stupidly?! Why are you standing so stupidly with French bread like this?!"
"That, treatment is treatment," Gintoki spread his hands and explained on his own, "Men, if you take off the hat there, you will become one of the adults. You must take off the sun hat under the sunlight, and it is this awareness that makes him look like an adult."
"So! What kind of treatment did he receive?" Yamazaki was a little crazy. "Where did he do what he did to make him become an adult who treats his coat as a T-shirt!"
"Ah, because he lost the turtleneck pullover he had worn since he was born." Gintoki explained.
"Timeismoney" Agao took a bite of the French bread in his hand and spoke.
"Ah, yes." Gintoki nodded, "It's not the time to do these things, you must catch up quickly."
"What he said just now is completely English, right?" Yamazaki complained speechlessly, "He has no intention of imitating it at all, right? And he is still eating French bread!"
Agao raised his index finger and fucked a stiff Japanese and said, "One hour, ten thousand yen, two hours, twenty thousand yen."
As he said that, Agao pointed at himself and continued, "I am Agao during this period, OK?"
"OK, OK," Gintoki replied, then raised three fingers, "Three three-hour French bread, four four-hour French bread, um? OK?"
"Why did the reward turn into French bread after three hours!" Yamazaki complained, "No matter how you think about it, it won't be OK! Didn't it end up only getting 20,000 yuan?!"
As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, a shocking scene appeared. Agao came over and shook hands with Gintoki and replied loudly:
"OK! French bread!"
"OK, you're so big! In the end, do you like French bread more than money?!" Yamazaki was completely dissatisfied. "That's obviously unfair, right? He's just a fake guy, right? Sorry, I want to inform the organizers of the competition."
As he said that, Yamazaki turned around, "Everyone is working hard, I can't pretend that I didn't see anything..."
As he said that, Yamazaki started directly. However... Before Yamazaki could take the first step, Agao held up the French bread and pointed it at the back of Yamazaki's head and slapped it hard.
pound!
"It hurts so much!" Yamazaki instantly covered the back of his head with his hands and squatted on the ground, and tears in the corners of his eyes were forced out by the pain. "French bread is so hard! French bread hurts so much!"
"Everyone is serious?" Gintoki came behind Yamazaki, sneered, and continued condescendingly, "Hey, stop joking. Hello - what about you."
"Ah?" Yamazaki turned his head and said in confusion.
"Do I need me to tell you why Gao Zai was so seriously injured?" Gintoki frowned and looked at Yamazaki with a dark face, "Hmm? Do you need it?"
There was also a Gao next to Gintoki who was chewing gum with the same expression.
Looking at the two people with great intimidation, Yamazaki couldn't help swallowing...
...
On the other hand, the host was constantly giving commentary on the scene transmitted by the helicopter.
"Since the preliminary round, the competition trend has been ups and downs, and more than two-thirds of the contestants had to give up because of the two rampages (Kagata, Kondo) who were running in the front and a rampage-ridden high-end car."
"However, the two first-places were missing after making the wrong route, and the high-end car was stopped by the traffic police. Now, less than one-third of the contestants who were running in the last are passing by a corner representing only five kilometers away from Asong Jiang's location."
"The Semen Tongpeng Guards, the selection team, were originally in sight, but now they have been eliminated to the end. To be honest, it should be impossible to make a comeback, right? It's a pity. How good it is for two teams with top strength to be eliminated in the qualifiers..."
Suddenly, the host found something on the broadcast screen.
"Huh? That...that's it! He ran towards here at an astonishing speed from the opposite side, must it...what's it! That's...that's!"
As the camera gradually approached, the figure of the man gradually appeared, it was Xinbaji who had been catching up with all the way!
"Come here-! The Semen Tongqian Guard crawled out of the other end of hell in order to win again! However, in the last and first place, we have already opened a lot of distance, and it is extremely difficult to catch up with such a large distance!"
...
Although his whole body was soaked in sweat and panting, Shinbaji still did not slacken at all, and still looked ahead and chased with great strides.
[You can't lose here!] Xinbaji thought to himself, [How can you lose in such a place?!]
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The roaring Xinbaji accelerated again and rushed forward like crazy.
"Even so, I still refused to admit defeat and speeded up! I caught up with the vanguard in one breath! I gradually surpassed!"
However, just as Shinbaji was about to catch up, a hand suddenly stretched out from the large crowd in front of him, and a familiar voice sounded.
"Formation, Xuanwu!" The fourteenth voice sounded.
Afterwards, Shinbaji was surprised to find that the loose OTAKUs in front of him were actually tightly putting their shoulders together, forming rows of extremely strong walls of human beings!
"Ala!!! This... what's going on? The people in front suddenly formed a formation and blocked the way forward of the Semen Tongqi Guard! The wall! It's like a wall. The huge OTAKUs' wall made the Semen Tongqi Guard unable to move forward in a single step! What's going on? I didn't expect that there would be such a unified action in the many teams mixed with fish and dragons!"
Xinbaji looked at the wall of people in front of him and couldn't help but think of something, and instantly widened his eyes.
【Could it be…?!!】
I saw a wisp of cigarette smoke floating above the human wall, and then the fourteenth voice came again.
"What a sympathetic guy, whether it's the organizer of the conference, the guy from your personal guard, or the foolish team of Yoshihara." Fourteen said with a pretentious expression, "There will be 5,000 people participating in this conference, which means more than 1,000 teams competing for the position of the official fan club..."
Chapter completed!