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Chapter 373: Games like this are of course fun only if you participate in person!

"What?" Gintoki retorted with contempt, "You bastards should get out! If you like someone, you must like even the dirty places of that person! What can't be done? Just seeing the dirty places, you pretend not to see this and you are out! Get out quickly, you virgins."

As he said that, Shinbaji on his side of Gintoki's finger, he continued, "Our general shouted that he could eat some eight bowls. Even if you spend your whole life, you will not be the opponent of our Semen Tongqian Guard!"

Asked, Shinbaji turned his head and looked at Gintoki. Several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes, and he whispered: "Please don't talk nonsense."

"Tianmen Tong Gong Guard?!"

"They are the strongest... impossible! I heard that the pro-guard has been completely eliminated by emerging forces!"

"No! Are those guys still alive?"

"Don't joke! I'm here to participate because they are not here and I feel like I have a chance of winning!"

"It's impossible for humans to eat all eight bowls! I think I can barely eat one bowl, but my strength is far from it!"

"I...I abstain from the right!"

"I also……!"

...

Because of Gintoki's speech, hundreds of OTAKUs ran away with their heads in their arms, and after receiving the so-called Yoshihara Ichihara shop coupon at the entrance of the venue, they fled from the venue without looking back.

"Sir Jiang Cheng, this is a new script." A young lady Baihua appeared on the stage in an instant and handed the new script in her hand to Jiang Cheng.

"I'm working hard." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, then pointed to the four people in the costumes of the Semen Tongqin Guard on the side, "Go down, and take them down by the way, I'm so annoyed."

"Hi!"

After the young lady Baihua responded, several young lady Baihua instantly appeared beside her, pushing Yin Shi and others off the stage.

"Stop causing trouble for Jiang Cheng Sama!" A young lady from Baihua scolded Ginto and others, "This is the first time Jiang Cheng Sama has appeared in front of the national audience! You can't destroy Jiang Cheng Sama's image just because of you!"

"That's right!" Several other young ladies Baihua agreed.

"The next time, as the sole sponsor of the organizer, we Baihua has the right to deprive you of participating." Miss Baihua continued, "Even if it is Jiang Chengsama's friends and niece!"

"By the way, what purpose are you holding to make that idiot be the host?" Yin Shikong complained speechlessly.

...

"Well, please be careful and let Asong Jiang and I discuss the script a little." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned off the microphone, took the script he had just obtained, and came to Asong. The two began to discuss something in a low voice.

...

"Yinsang, thank you very much. Including Jiang Chengsang, this time it has reduced one-fifth of the opponent." Shinbaji looked at Yin Toe on the side and said in a low voice.

"You know," Gintoki replied casually, "The membership certificate is good, the bonus is mine!"

"What are you talking about Aru?" Kagura frowned and retorted, "The bonus is all my Aru! For today's competition, I have listened to Atsu Jiang's songs countless times, and now I can sing Aru!"

As he said that, Kagura cleared his throat, "Your brother is squatting at home..."

Before he finished singing, Gintoki stretched out his index finger and poked Kagura's cheek directly, squinted his eyes and said contemptuously: "Idiot, are you? Do you want to die? This is not a super girl."

"Hey, Xin Jiang, can these guys really work?" Takaya leaned against Shinbaji's ears, whispered in a low voice.

But at this moment, something unexpected happened on the stage.

A man with scarred scars and tightly tied with ropes on his body, wearing only crotch pants, struggled to crawl out of the backstage.

"Everyone! This person must not be believed! He is not the host!" the man shouted loudly.

"Sorry, Jiang Cheng Sama! We didn't take good care of him!" Two young ladies Baihua appeared instantly and knelt in front of Jiang Cheng on one knee.

"Ah, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "Anyway, I'm tired of playing, next..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng pulled off the disfitted green suit on his body and smiled, "Next, the real game time!"

"That guy..." Gintoki twitched his lips and looked at the scene on the stage, "Have you really done that?"

"I'll leave it to you," Jiang Cheng loosened the man on the stage, put the suit on the man's shoulder, and also handed the microphone to the man, giving him a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes, "The hot field in front has been completed for you! It's up to you next!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took two young ladies Baihua off the stage.

"Yihara team, I remember a serious mistake," the host put on his clothes and tidied up his face, held the microphone and spoke, "If there is another time, I will be disqualified from the competition!"

Xinbaji in the audience twitched his lips and looked at Jiang Cheng beside him, "What's going on?"

"Of course, I will eliminate some opponents before the game." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, his face full of ignorance.

"What's going on with your opponent?" Xin Baji grabbed the point and looked at Jiang Cheng with disbelief, "Can you...!!"

"That's right, Xinbajijun," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, raised his index finger, and said with a smile, "We've participated too~"

"Why?!"

"Of course it's for the collector's version of the game in the luxury prizes." Jiang Cheng replied naturally, "This is the opponent, Shinba Jijun, Ye Lucy's bitterness!"

"No!" Shinbaji shouted with his head in a hurry, " "For the sake of the life of his juniors, you can fight for your life." Isn't this sentence you said?!"

"Actually, there is another sentence," Jiang Cheng stopped the smile on his face, raised an index finger, and continued with a serious look on his face: "What he wants should be obtained by his own ability."

"Hello--!!"

"Sorry, Xinbajijun, I won't show mercy this time." As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at the Baihua sisters beside him, "Are you all ready?"

"Hi!" ×n

The young ladies Baihua took out their kunai and looked at the enthusiastic OTAKUs in front of the stage with fierce look on their faces.

"Xinbajijun, have you heard a word?" Jiang Cheng's mouth curled up gently, and his face showed a dark smile. "Of course, games are just for personal participation. The boring fight between you and Liu Haijun will be crushed by me! Ah hehe..."

"Yinsang, it's so bad. Jiang Chengsang is really having fun," Shinbaji trembled all over and turned his head to look at Yinshi with anxiety. "He has been completely in a dark state! What should I do? The enemy had a turbulent Sang, which was tricky enough. Now, with Jiang Chengsang, it's even worse!"

"Uncle, can I join your team Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng and asked, "I only need the bonus."

"I don't care." Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, then glanced at the Gintoki and the other two whose faces had changed, "As long as the three of them agree."

"Yo Xi! I've decided! I'm going to join..." Before Kagura could finish speaking, he was dragged back by Gintoki and Shinbaji.

"Shut up! If we lack one person, our team will lose the qualification for the competition!" Xinbaji reminded.

"Idiot, are you?" Yin Shikong cursed with white eyes.

"But, my uncle seems to be easier to win, Aru," Kagura broke away from the two of them and retorted with confidence, "It's impossible to win with you! He only knows how to hold me back every time."

"I don't want to hand over the title of the official fan club to that kind of person!" Xinbaji said gritting his teeth.

"It's okay, Shinba Jijun," Jiang Cheng came to Shinba Ji and shrugged, "I just want the game in the luxury prizes, I don't care about the other things. The official name of Asongjiang's escort team, if you want it, I can give it to you."

"Yoxi! Yoshiharajimenmen Tong Gong Guard is ready to complete!" Gintoki instantly rebelled, then looked at Kagura beside him, "That, half of the bonus is mine, do you understand?"

"You are rebelling too quickly!" Xin Baji was in a bad mood and shouted loudly with white eyes.

"Didn't this idiot say anything? You can give you the official name of the guards." Gintoki replied, "It's not bad, it's easier."

At this time, on the stage, the real host had already sorted out, cleared his throat, held the microphone and said, "Hehe, although various situations have occurred and a considerable number of people have withdrawn, the competition is still going to be held. Those who withdraw here will first be eliminated in the preliminaries. Is it OK? Everyone, let's start the real preliminaries now, please listen carefully."

"Four people are a small team. Among the 1,000 teams here, there are only four teams that can stand out from the preliminary round and participate in the finals!"

"Wait! Host!" One contestant asked, "What's going on with that host just now?! What's going on with Yoshihara's coupon?!"

"Yes, yes! Is Yoshihara's coupon still sent?!" The contestants were excited, but this time it was not for Asong Jiang, but for the coupon.

"This..." The host was embarrassed and didn't know what to say. After being silent for a long time, he started to complain, "What are you here for? Didn't you come here for Asong Jiang?"

"Spread these coupons," Jiang Cheng from the audience took out a thick stack of coupons from his arms and handed them to Miss Baihua next to him. "Everyone promised Yueyue that she would invite a group of guests, so she lent you to me. If she couldn't do it..."

Thinking of the cold light in Yue Yong's hand, Jiang Chengru felt a little chilled on his back...

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