Chapter 371: Actors who can't play on the spot can never become helicopter pilots!
"They were not listening to anyone at all," Yin Toki pointed at the two of them and looked at Jiang Cheng, "he was completely immersed in his own battle."
"Gintoki, it's useless for you to do this. Didn't Liu Haijun say there is an OTAKU in his body?" Jiang Cheng gently curled the corners of his mouth, showing a refreshing (black-bellied) smile, "So you have to use the topics you are interested in, leave it to me..."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng set off and came to Shinbaji and Shisi calmly. He patted Shisi's shoulder gently and showed a friendly smile on his face, and said, "That, the final words about the attacking giant..."
Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, Shi Si instantly opened his eyes wide and stood there in a daze...
One hour later...
Shisi slowly came to his senses, but at this time Shisi discovered that he was sitting on the sofa in Wanshi House, opposite Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were twitching with speechless faces on their faces.
Moreover, somehow, Shisi suddenly felt a little dry, as if he was in a similar state after he was usually scolding the teammates for an hour.
"I didn't expect you to have so many thoughts about the attacking giant's final words..." Jiang Cheng said with a black line on his head, twitching the corners of his mouth.
"It's really long-winded... I've talked for more than an hour..." Xinbaji also looked speechless.
"You bastard..." Shisi had already reacted, and instantly got up and gritted his teeth and pulled Jiang Cheng's collar, "I haven't settled the score with you last time, but this time I'm here to tease me!"
"What happened last time? What happened?" Jiang Cheng tilted his head, showed a natural and dazed expression, and asked in confusion: "Is it the time when I proposed to let Zong Wujun add laxatives to your mayonnaise?"
"So it was your idea that time! Bastard!" Big blue veins burst out on Shisi's face. He suppressed the anger in his heart, and gritted his teeth and cursed word by word, "I have never forgotten about the previous movie!"
"But as one of the producers and stars, Mr. Wujun, both agreed," Jiang Cheng said with a hint of distress on his face, "And I and Mr. Wujun only account for half of the box office. Isn't the rest for you?"
"I have never got that kind of money!" Shisi retorted with his eyes, "And do you think I'll ask for that kind of money?!"
"I and Mr. Gojun knew you would say that," Jiang Cheng showed a look of gratitude, then gave a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes, "So I sent all of your post to the girls who were no longer able to pick up customers and those who could no longer pick up customers. Don't worry."
"Let you go!"
"Hey? Do you still want it in the end?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, but then waved his hand, "It's impossible. The deputy director of the Zhenxuan team I know is not the kind of person who can get that kind of money, so he will definitely disdain it!"
"The point is not here at all, right?"
"…It's only 50 million, so I'll definitely be disdainful." Jiang Cheng clicked and continued, "I know you. How could that little money impress the deputy director of the Zhenxuan Group?"
"You...you...how many do you say?!" Shisi's tongue suddenly tucked, his eyes widened, and he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
At the same time, the Wanshiwu trio on the side and Gaowu on the side also looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise.
"Didn't Mr. Zhun Wu tell you?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "Because it was only a while after the release, a certain star led all the team members to ban all the cinemas, so in the end the money was only 100 million."
"One...one...one...one million?!!" Yin Shikyu was in a bad mood.
"Ah, yes, but my share was distributed to the gown girls of Yoshihara together with the one from Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng replied, "I only have a little left and I will buy them all into a game."
"Idiot uncle!" Kagura suddenly burst out, kicking Jiang Cheng with a flying kick, then rushed forward without hesitation, rode on Jiang Cheng's body, and greeted Jiang Cheng's face one punch after another.
"Why are you all spreading out?!" Kagura cursed with white eyes, "I almost become a child of a rich family! Bastard uncle!"
"Because, those wandering girls have a hard time living because they have no income." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Can our family still be in trouble?" Gintoki also joined the battlefield and cursed with white eyes, "Before caring about those wandering girls, let me see you old friends and your niece, bastards who are still struggling for food and clothing!"
"You two are calm!" Shinbaji walked forward and grabbed the angry Gintoki and Kagura, then turned his head and pointed at the fourteen who was staying in place and not reacting for a long time. "The most complicated thing now is Toshibasam. I didn't have to worry about mayonnaise for the rest of my life, but the result..."
"That, I just remember that there is something wrong, I'll leave first~ I'll come to the scene to cheer you on the day of the competition!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng's soles of his feet slipped away...
Just after Jiang Cheng had just escaped from Wanshi House, he suddenly heard the roar of the fourteenth breaking through the sky...
"Bad bastards!!!"
...
Time comes on the day of the competition.
The temporary venue was already crowded with OTAKUs who arrived early. The current atmosphere has been hyped up to an incredible level by more than 5,000 OTAKUs who attended the venue.
Several helicopters responsible for the broadcast were hovering over the venue, and the sound of the buzzing propellers did not affect the high atmosphere at all. Finally, amid the cheers, Aston boarded the stage.
"Everyone!" Asong, who was wearing a pattern and a pink yukata, shouted excitedly with a microphone, "Do you like Asong?"
"I like it most-!!" × 5000+
"Do you like the most?"
"I like the most most!!" × 5000+
"Do you like the most?"
"I like the most most popular-!!" × 5000+
...
"That, Yinsang, that host... seems to be familiar..." Shinbaji, who was wearing the uniform of the Semen Tongpeng Guard, twitched and looked at Yinsawa, who was also wearing the uniform of the guard, on the side, "That... is Jiang Chengsang? If I read it correctly, it is definitely Jiang Chengsang, right? What's the situation? What's the situation? Didn't he say he would come to cheer us on?"
"Calm down, Shinbaji," Gintoki said with his hands in his arms, "If he were the host, we would definitely win the championship more easily."
"I don't want to say this..." Shinbaji shook his head, then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the side of the stage, wearing a suit and smiling, "What I want to say is how he did the original host? Did he knock it out and stripped naked? Then he entered the venue instead of the host? Is it?"
"It doesn't matter that kind of thing," Gintoki waved his hand and replied, "This time he can just announce our victory directly, saving a lot of effort."
On stage...
Just when Asundi asked the audience in the audience many times, "Do you like the most... the most?", Jiang Cheng, who was standing next to him, finally couldn't help but speak out.
"I asked, can you be a little quieter? How many times have you been?" Jiang Cheng's microphones looked at Atong impatiently and complained, "Are you a housewife who lacks a sense of security? Are you uneasy if you can't hear your partner's answer? The most important thing is the most long-lasting thing, and it's a little nagging little girl!"
"Hey?" Asong stopped instantly, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng with some surprise, "Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?"
"And you," Jiang Cheng turned his face and looked at the OTAKUs below the stage. After taking a deep breath, he cursed loudly: "It's so noisy! Bastards! Are you primary school students who are participating in a school trip for the first time? Are you excited to come out?!"
"What did you say?! Bastard!" The audience instantly became excited and smashed all the things that could be thrown out in their hands at Jiang Cheng.
However, Jiang Cheng looked casual and simply dodged a few times before dodging all the things that hit him.
"That, I actually wanted to say it from the beginning," Jiang Cheng sighed and said again, "I like this kind of thing, I don't call it out with my mouth, OTAKUs. Most of us are adults, don't you feel naive when playing with this kind of thing?"
"What do you think you should do?" the audience retorted.
"Anyway, today's Atong's future chrysanthemum guardian's decision to fight has begun now." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and frowned and said impatiently.
"That, Jiang Chengsang is not the future Chrysanthemum Guardian decides to fight, but the official fan club of Sementong (the pianist on the field)." A Tong reminded with a red face and a little embarrassed.
"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng replied, "Anyway, they are all guarding and liking! It is also the official responsibility to protect the idol's chrysanthemums! Do you think so?!"
“Yes!” × 5000+
"Wait, let me read the off-stage book," Jiang Cheng reached into his arms, took out the original host's poster's book, and began to read it in line with sentences, "Atong Jiang... How many people are there? There are 5,000 Atong fans present. Wow~ It's amazing~ everyone, thank you (Dongxunfang jumps off the cliff), and I'm here..."
Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was interrupted by Asong beside him.
"That, that was my line just now, Jiang Chengsang." Ah Tong pulled the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes and whispered, "From what awesome, it's my line."
"It doesn't matter what this kind of thing is!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng threw away the Taiwanese script and continued with some disdain, "Actors who only know how to read lines from Taiwanese script will never be able to drive a helicopter!"
Asun:...
"Well, since you're all here, let's start right away." Jiang Cheng nodded, then stretched out his index finger with a serious look on his face and continued, "Because there are 5,000 people, we will choose the way of fighting today. We will place all of you on an isolated island where the supplies you need to survive. Give you a week to fight for the only victory with the guns you collected! The team that survives to the end will be qualified to protect Atong Jiang's chrysanthemums! Do you understand?!"
"I understand you!" Yin Shikong rushed to the stage, kicked Jiang Cheng with a kick, and cursed with white eyes, "Where did the chicken-eating game come from?!"
Chapter completed!