Chapter 366: If you try too hard, it may backfire!
"It doesn't matter! Whether it's vitamins, protein or calcium, this birthday party doesn't need such things at all!!" Xinbaji, who sat back on the seat, looked at Jiang Cheng and others opposite him with blue veins, "What you need is etiquette! It's useless to add anything before learning etiquette!"
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Jiang Cheng and Yin Shie both turned their faces and spat with disdain.
"What's that?! The attitude of you two!" Shinbaji burst out with blue veins and shouted, "If you do something that embarrasses Jiubingwei, you will really throw you two out! Idiot!!"
"That, Xinjiang..." Ah Miao secretly pulled the corner of Xinbaji's clothes and reminded in a low voice, "Come on, Xinjiang..."
"What's wrong?" Xinbaji said in confusion.
A Miao pointed quietly behind her, and Shinbaji looked in the direction A Miao pointed at in confusion. She saw that because of her shouting just now, all the guests were staring at the table where they were standing with contempt.
"I was so excited that I forgot for a moment..." Shinbaji turned his head, covered his face and said with some annoyance, then moved his hand away, looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Toe, and complained in a low voice, "It's all the fault of you two! In short, from now on, don't do any strange actions, have you heard?"
As soon as Shinbaji finished speaking, a waiter walked to the front desk of the venue, picked up the microphone and said quietly: "Dear guests attending the party, you have been waiting for a long time. The protagonist is about to appear."
Then, from the side door next to the venue, the voice of Jiubingwei came.
"What are you doing? Dongcheng, what's going on?"
"Don't ask the young master, just go in quickly."
"Don't push me, you stupid guy." Kyuubi said as he opened the side door of the venue, "What the hell is going on..."
Before he could finish speaking, Kyuubi noticed the situation in the venue.
...
"Happy birthday to you, Jiubing Weisan."
The guests stood up at the same time, looked in the direction of Jiubingwei, and congratulated and applauded him from the bottom of their hearts. Several people also sounded paper fireworks at the same time.
Jiubingwei then reacted, and a little embarrassed appeared on his face.
"Xiaojiu was shocked." A Miao said with a smile while applauding.
"Einsang, Jiang Chengsang," Shinbaji, who was looking through the birthday party schedule, raised his head and looked at Ginto and Jiang Cheng on the side, whispering, "It's almost time to sing a chorus."
"Chorus?" Gintoki asked in confusion.
"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked at the same time, "Is there any such thing?"
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a group of staff holding various musical instruments on the bandstand on the front desk began to play. As the tune of the Happy Birthday song sounded, the guests also quieted down.
"That's it," Shinbaji reminded in a low voice, "You can't cause trouble for the people around you anymore. Let's sing together!"
Then……
"Happy birthday to you!!"
"Happy birthday!! Jiubingwei!!!"
"Happy birthday to you!!!"
...
The guests on the side, along with Jiang Cheng and others, all covered their ears and quietly admired the touching and moving happy birthday songs and the noise of Xinbaji, which was like the sound of the eardrums...
After Xinbaji finished singing the last sentence, everyone present was filled with a sense of glory for surviving the disaster, as if the world would be destroyed if he continued.
"What was that just now?"
"It's just noise, really! I've been doing something since the beginning?"
...
Listening to the whispers of the guests and feeling the disgusting eyes of the guests, Xinbaji, who was still unaware of it, wondered: "Ah? Why is this happening? Why is it counterproductive? I'm obviously singing very hard..."
"Go and watch the seventeenth chapter of Gintama again, and then watch the seventeenth chapter again." Gintoe reminded with expressionless eyes, squinting his eyes.
"Xinbaji, there are some things that don't have to work so hard." Jiang Cheng patted Xinbaji's shoulder, "It may be counterproductive if you work too hard."
After pausing, Jiang Cheng thought of something and added: "For the sake of social stability, don't sing in public in the future."
"This sentence also applies to you!" Xinbaji retorted dissatisfiedly.
"Stop talking stupid things. If I debuted, I would become the first tier in minutes." Jiang Cheng replied with a disdainful chuckling.
"Before you say this, you'll read the friendship chapter again!" Xinbaji shouted in a low voice with white eyes.
But just after he finished speaking, Shinbaji suddenly discovered Dongcheng standing not far away. His expressionless face was covered with bloodshot eyes. At this time, Dongcheng was staring at Shinbaji and his group.
"Oh no, Dongchengsang's eyes, which have been squinting into a slit, have opened!" Xinbaji became a little panicked, "I stared at this place without blinking!"
"Maybe the painter suddenly remembered to draw his eyes today, maybe he might have thought of it." Jiang Cheng comforted, "It might have been too sleepy, so he might have fallen asleep."
"How is that possible!" Shinbaji argued in a low voice, "How could anyone sleep with such an expression!"
"Some." Jiang Cheng and Yin Toe pointed at Gui next to him at the same time.
New Baji:...
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A group of guests lined up next to Jiubingguards, offering flowers and sincere blessings one by one.
"Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang, this time I am offering flowers. It says that there is a bouquet of flowers under each table." Xinbaji's itinerary reminded in a low voice, "Send a representative to present flowers to Miss Jiubingwei."
As soon as Shinbaji finished speaking, Gui, who was standing by, had already found the bouquet under the table first and stood up, and said, "It means... there is nothing else to do, so I can only go there. Because no one else except me is competent."
"Wait for me!" Kagura put his hands on his hips and bulged his mouth and said, "Don't you always call me the captain Alu? The captain's captain is the real captain!"
"Wait, both of you calm down," Hasegawa stood up to smooth things over. "This is not the time to argue, right? The representative here will give it to me, the elderly..."
"No, didn't I say I'll go?" Gui retorted, "From the past, when other school representatives came to our school, I went up to offer flowers."
"No, I should let me go!" Kagura grabbed Gui.
"Calm down, you two, if I go, you will definitely be able to complete it smoothly. When I was working in the shogunate before, I would present a bouquet of flowers every time I received a big foreign figure! I have more experience in this kind of thing!"
Hasegawa also joined the battle...
Looking at the three people who refused to give in to each other and the increasingly distorted bouquets that were torn by the three people, Jiang Cheng and others could only remain silent...
Fortunately, the battle ended with the result. Kagura defeated Kaguchi and Hasegawa one by one with his strong physical ability, and won the final victory and... a bouquet of flowers left...
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Kagura put his hands behind him and came to the front of Jiubinge who was holding countless bouquets. He spoke in a squint, "Jiu…Jiu Jiang, I wish you a happy birthday."
As he said that, Kagura took out a flower hidden behind him and handed it to Jiubingwei.
"Give…"
"Ah, thank you."
Jiubingwei didn't care about the wilted flowers, and thanked him and stretched out his hand.
However, before Jiubingwei touched the flower, the petals of the flower fell down like a withering, leaving only a wilted flower stem that no longer had any angry...
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"Hey, what's that? Are you looking for trouble on purpose?"
"That's right, what are those people here to do?"
...
Xinbaji listened to the contemptuous comments from the guests on the side with a blank expression. Just when he wanted to say something, he suddenly noticed two red lights appeared in the eyes of Dongcheng, who was standing not far away, who was unable to see his expression...
"Oh no! A laser is emitted from Dongchengsang's eyes!" Xinbaji hurriedly reminded, "It's really bad! If you can stop feeling uncomfortable, it will be bad!"
...
"Uh... so many people gathered," Kyuubi stood on the stage and said slowly through the waiter holding a microphone, "It's so sudden, I feel very unexpected. Thank you very much today for everyone for coming to celebrate for me."
As he said that, Jiubingwei bowed gently. At the same time, the guests' applause rang out.
"Hey, let's get into the gift-giving session before the dinner." The host smiled and continued, "If you have a gift to give to the young master, please come forward."
"Sister! You can only save our reputation now!" Shinbaji stood up and looked at Ah Miao with a serious look on his face, "Pick it up! Take that cake as a gift!"
"But..." Ah Miao turned his head and looked at the guests who were offering one luxurious gift after another to Kyuubi, and then looked at the ordinary small cake in front of him. "Everyone's gifts are so luxurious, and ours is so ordinary... I always feel embarrassed to take such an inconspicuous cake."
"What are you talking about? This is a cake for Kyuhide, right?" Shinhachi said angrily, "She will definitely be very happy."
"Yes, the gift is not based on the price," Gintoki said as he took out a brand new homework book from his arms. "What is important is the pouring emotion!"
(The homework book taken out by Gintoki is the most common homework book for Japanese students, equivalent to one or fifty cents of RMB.)
"Where did your gift pour in emotion?" Xinbaji complained.
"Dolour around thirty-two pages." Gintoki replied.
"One of the genius knows!"
"Hey, Gintoki, you're too perfunctory. This kind of thing can't express your mood at all," Jiang Cheng said with a serious look on his face, and then took out a hand-painted greeting card from his arms like a primary school student. "You have to do it yourself like me!"
"There is no difference between you and him!!"
Chapter completed!