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Chapter 347: Merry Christmas!

Yoshihara.

"Dear readers in front of the screen, I'm so sorry today!" ×n

"Wait, Brother Jiang Cheng, why did you apologize as soon as you come up today?" Qingta raised her head and asked in confusion.

"That, because something like the [Broadcasting Accident] happened." Jiang Cheng raised his head and picked up his hand and explained slowly.

"Broadcasting accident? What kind of broadcasting accident?"

"To put it simply, it's like Naruto suddenly can't feel Chakara, Goku suddenly can't feel angry, Ramen lacks char siu, milk tea lacks pearls..."

"Wait!" Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Qingta interrupted quickly, "Although the first two are not very understandable, they also feel that they are a bit serious. But are the metaphors behind them a bit too perfunctory? It doesn't matter at all!"

"No, the lack of ramen and the lack of pearls are more serious than the other two situations." Jiang Cheng looked serious.

"I don't understand at all!" Kyuta shouted, "What should I do today's broadcast? It's already started!"

"There's no way, let's use some collections to fool you today," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "Jiang Cheng's Top Ten Classic Lines], [Jiang Cheng's Top Ten Handsome Battle Scenes], etc. to fool you."

"There is that kind of thing there!" Qingta shouted, but then suddenly thought of something, stretched out a index finger and suggested excitedly, "Then, how about a [Haru Taijun's handsome moment]?"

"I have it!" Jiang Cheng suddenly tapped his hand, and then took out a diary from somewhere, and opened a page directly. "Today, use your diary that I didn't finish reading last time to count. Basically, you don't have to worry about today's broadcast."

"Wait a minute!" Haruta snatched his diary and blushed, "Why do you have to use this method this time? Last time I was severely criticized by my mother!"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if it doesn't," Jiang Cheng shrugged indifferently. "Anyway, I've read it several times, and I've also recorded the general content. The special chapter of "Maybe this fake Gintama": Haruta's strange and disgusting diary is released! Start! December 11th, sunny day. Today..."

"Shut up!" Qingta rushed forward and covered Jiang Cheng's mouth, blushed and shouted, "Please! Can you stop playing this kind of scene again?!"

"But, you always have to say something in today's broadcast, right?" Jiang Cheng pulled away Qingta's little hand and sighed and complained.

"Then you don't have to disclose my diary! Children have privacy too!"

"It's a long story. Even if you don't read that kind of thing, you can basically guess it." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently, "The little ghost who entered the sequel period basically wrote a bit disgusting content in this or that."

"It's not! It's friendship, hard work, victory! It's the boy's dream!"

"Which one thing does Xiaoli or Xiaofang like, which one do you like more?" Jiang Cheng suddenly asked.

"Of course..." Qingta blurted out without any hesitation, but then she reacted and covered her mouth, "Foof! Suddenly asking this kind of question, it's foul!"

"Look, it will be exposed after a little test," Jiang Cheng pointed at Qingta and said with a teasing look on his face. "It should be said that it is exposed that it is your own self-destruction, and it will expose all the disgusting thoughts in your heart!"

"That kind doesn't count at all!"

"Then read your midterm test composition," Jiang Cheng said, picking up a note from the side and opening it up and reading it directly, "Title: I want to be like a flower, Haruta."

"No, no, no, no! This level is too much! Hell! It's hell!" Qingta rushed forward with a red face and wanted to seize the notebook in Jiang Cheng's hand.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all. He casually stretched out his hand and pressed Qingta's head to block it. Looking at Qingta's side, no matter how hard he tried, he could not get close to Jiang Cheng.

"Ahem, I'm starting," Jiang Cheng glanced at the smiling Rilun and Yue Yong, who had been making second-hand smoke from the beginning, and then nodded, cleared his throat and officially started reading, "Flowers are beautiful, flowers are beautiful. I also want to make this flower bloom, and one day..."

"The reverse assembly appeared! I used it accidentally! Everyone would do this too, right? Right?!" Qingta looked at the camera with a blushing face and explained in a hurry.

"Bath in the sun and bloom, that's the flowers." Jiang Cheng continued to recite slowly, "But I don't want to use my own beauty to compete with other flowers for beauty (Haruta: enough!) Because I don't have to compete for the first place, (Haruta: Oops, Oops, Oops, Oops, Oops, Oops, Oops, I am me, the only one."

After reading it, Jiang Cheng closed the notebook, then turned his head and secretly covered his mouth and laughed.

"I wrote it out, I wrote it out if I didn't pay attention. After all, I'm a primary school student." Haruta scratched the back of his head with shame and explained, tears had already begun to roll in his eyes, "Mom, Sister Yue Yong, can you understand it? You can definitely understand it?"

"You can understand, you can understand." Hirabaya said with a smile.

"As long as my mother can understand, the readers in front of the screen can understand it. Absolutely!" Qingta comforted herself forcibly, but then inadvertently arrived at the moment when Yue Yong left her face and smiled secretly.

"Sister Yue Yong, did you laugh secretly just now?" Qingta said with an expressionless face.

"No, no." Yue Yong turned his face and replied expressionlessly.

"It's obvious! Just now, don't just smile with your face and covering your mouth!" Qingta shouted with tears of grievance, "Does Sister Yue Yong find it funny?!"

"No, I didn't laugh. Just now, there was only sand in my eyes." Yue Yong defended, "It has nothing to do with your elementary school essays. It's definitely not because it's funny that I don't smile secretly!"

"Sister Yue Yong!!!"

"Then, next is the composition at the end of the first semester," Jiang Cheng calmed down and stopped laughing, and opened the notebook again, ""I longed for a friend", Haruta. I longed for a true friend, he always..."

"Enough! Yafen Die!" Qingta blushed and snatched the notebook in Jiang Cheng's hand, and held it in her arms with all her strength. "Don't read it! Don't read it like this! Please!"

Looking at Qingta's expression of shame and anger, Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered disdainfully, "It's nothing more, it's just some compositions. Before we read it, hasn't your teacher read it? He held back his smile and finished reading things like you wrote."

"If it doesn't work, it doesn't work! The teacher looks like you, it's all different things!"

"Haruta, do you know?" Jiang Cheng looked at Haruta seriously, "All adults are children's teachers! So, just show the readers in front of the screen with this feeling! There is no need for shame or something!"

However, Jiang Cheng had just finished talking, but the next moment he couldn't help but smile again.

"Hey! It's not what you said at all! You're just laughing!" Qingta cursed in shame and anger, "If you want to read it, why don't you read Brother Jiang Cheng's composition when he was a child!"

"How could there be that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and sneered, "Do you think I will leave something shameful like you?"

"Hey! Bastard ponytail man!"

"Haruta, there is nothing I can do about it. If you persist for a while, the broadcast will end. If you read another article a little, you can end it." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently.

"Before the end, I will be the first character to finish the film because of shame and anger!" Qingta shouted loudly with blue veins, "And isn't today's title MerryChristmas?! No matter how you look at the content today, it has nothing to do with the title!"

"Isn't this normal? It's better to say that the title has nothing to do with the content. This is the characteristic of our work." Jiang Cheng replied, "If the title matches the content, is there any need for our work to continue? No?"

"At least point out the theme, bastard!" Harutabag shouted indignantly, panting, "Because it's Christmas! At least a little Christmas content is added!"

"Haruta, although our world is Christmas, it's not the readers," Jiang Cheng retorted casually, "A reader will disdain to read articles without a sense of substitution."

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when suddenly a riotous footsteps sounded from far to near outside Jiang Cheng's door, and the floor of the entire room began to shake due to the footsteps.

"Is the earthquake a terror?" Jiang Cheng said in horror.

"Master Jiang Cheng!" A group of Baihua members opened Jiang Cheng's door and rushed in, rushing straight towards Jiang Cheng.

“MerryChristmas!” ×N

"Look, let's see, the title is still pointed out here." Jiang Cheng, surrounded by a group of young ladies, raised his hand and waved at Qingta, "Isn't that enough?"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was torn up by a group of young ladies Baihua.

"Mr. Jiang Cheng, do you have anything you want for Christmas? I've been preparing for a long time~ I'm so refreshingly~"

"Shut up! How could Lord Jiang Cheng celebrate Christmas with a woman like you? You should be with me!"

"You are dreaming! Ugly! You should live with me! I have booked a restaurant and a couple hotel!"

"What are you thinking about! You don't need a couple hotel or something at all!"

...

Looking at the unyielding appearance of the young lady Baihua, she looked at Jiang Cheng who was about to be torn to pieces. Qingtai lowered her head and turned her head expressionlessly and walked towards the door.

At the same time, Yue Yong pushed the Rich Wheel out of Jiang Cheng's door, completely ignoring Jiang Cheng who was screaming...

"Mom, Sister Yue Yong, Merry Christmas!" Haruta stood outside Jiang Cheng's door, looking at Yue Yong and Rilun, and showed a big smile.

"Haro, too, MerryChristmas!"

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