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Chapter 326: Self-esteem that cannot be abandoned! (For the Lionheart Club boss Chu Zihang

"So! What tricks can you do together?" Ginto said disdainfully.

Listening to Gintoki's sarcasm, Shishi took the lead in expressing his dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about?!"

"Tu Fangjun, please look in the mirror now, you will see an idiot! An idiot who is almost exactly like you is looking at you in the mirror!"

"Idiots who have been transformed into screwdrivers than Xiao OO, are much better than idiots!" Shisi spat disdainfully.

"You are the idiot, right? It's much stronger than being transformed into screwdrivers for all your body, including the little OO, and I'm much more stupid!" Gintoki retorted without being outdone.

However, except for Zong Wu and Yue Yong, no one noticed that Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, had already turned black completely.

"Boss, please use it for free." As he said that, Zong Wu took out a rocket launcher and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

"Haha..." After taking the bazooka, Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly, squinted his eyes and looked at the people on the table with a smile, and then pressed the trigger at Shisi and Gintoki without thinking.

boom!!!

Gintoki and Fourteen all turned into explosive heads.

"What are you doing?! Bastard!" Gintoki cursed, "I was talking for you just now!"

"No need to do it! Just take care of your box screwdriver!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and Jiang Cheng looked at the fourteen next to him again, "And you! You guys are all slap in one go, do you want to die?! Bastard!"

Seeing that the three of them were about to fight, Xinbaji quickly persuaded him: "Wait a minute, then everyone should calm down first. In short, the online gathering was held to study the future action strategies. Let's discuss calmly and peacefully."

After hearing this, Jiang Chengyinshi and the fourteenth ones snorted coldly at the same time and sat down again.

Xinbaji looked at Shisi and Yue Yong sitting beside Jiang Cheng and asked, "Our team has not collected any information about the player star in the end. How about you, Tufangsang and Miss Yue Yong?"

"Wait! Before talking about those..." As he said that, Gintoki pointed to Shishi and Zhongguo beside him, "Why do you want to use that kind of style that causes others to misunderstand? Because of your fault, four days were wasted!"

Fourteen gently exhaled a cigarette and explained to himself: "No one is not interested in players with the same shape as themselves in the game. It is all to attract their attention and deliberately released bait, but they did not expect to catch you irrelevant people."

"That, actually, I have sent Baihua to search with the photos of the two cosmic people, but I haven't received any useful information yet." Yue Yong suddenly said at this time, and then looked at Jiang Cheng beside him, "And even if we can't find the two game stars, we have..."

Before Yue Yong could finish her speech, she was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Yueyue! Don't tell them about that!" Jiang Cheng snorted coldly with his hands in his arms.

But at this moment...

"Ah, I'm really embarrassed to be late." Gui, a Phillips screwdriver, stood at the door and touched the back of her head, and said embarrassedly, "Hello everyone, I'm the fruit platter warrior G."

"It seems that nothing has been caught. The bait set for catching small fish accidentally caught a big fish." Zhongwu said to Gui standing at the door.

Jiang Cheng Yintoki:...

...

After handcuffing Gui, who was sitting in the seat, Shisi said, "This is your last meal before jail. What are you going to eat?"

"Then let's have some beef tripe." Gui replied.

"Sorry, please add a portion of numb raw meat to this guy." Zong Wu raised his hand and shouted.

...

Gui, who was forced to feed her a mouthful of raw meat by Zongwu, finally reacted: "I fell into a trap! I didn't expect that the Internet gathering was actually a trap!"

"Are you an idiot? Why do the expelled patriots attend the party?" Yin Shikyu complained speechlessly.

"Even if you are a smuggler, you still want to turn off," Gui explained, "and you also want to forget everything!"

"Your head is always in an OFF state, the plug is separated from the contact point."

"What a bunch of idiots," Gui looked down on everyone's attitude. "Even if I catch me, things will not improve at all. You can't change the reality that you are a screwdriver."

"Actually..." Yue Yong opened her mouth and wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

"No need, they won't do that." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said softly, "Anyway, let's hear what the wig says first. Although his head is indeed empty, maybe he may have mastered any key information."

“!!”

Jiang Cheng's words attracted everyone's attention to Gui.

"Kiya! Did you really get any useful information?!" Kondo said in disbelief.

"Hmph, who knows," Gui chuckled, then raised his hand tightly handcuffed, "You must have the corresponding etiquette when asking others?"

Looking at his director's tangled look, Shisi said to remind: "San Kondo, you can't eat his trick. This guy must be trying to find an opportunity to escape and talk nonsense."

"If you suspect me, please take a look at this first," said Gui raised his hand and took out a folded piece of paper behind his head, "and then he will definitely not say that again."

Immediately afterwards, Gui stretched out the paper and saw that the so-called clue was just a recruitment advertisement for recruiting drivers.

(The driver and screwdriver are pronounced the same.)

Looking at the people's shocked look, Gui Yangyang Yang's mouth, and then put away the paper again, "That's all for you to see. If you want to know the contact information and interview location, give me some glutinous rice."

As soon as Gui finished speaking, Kagura got up and jumped up, kicking Gui in the stomach, "A portion of the glutinous rice!!"

"Why are you so persistent in surviving as a screwdriver?!" Xinbaji couldn't help but complain, "Besides, I'm just making a mistake! Where is the information about the player star? Idiot!"

"How could there be such a thing?" Kaguchi, who was beaten by Kagura and Sungou, sat up, "At this time it has come, are you still unwilling to face reality? You should be able to feel that there is no intelligence or means anymore, and it is impossible to capture the player star."

"Stop talking stupid things, just give up because of this?" Fourteen said disdainfully.

"Yes! We want to regain our original body! The victory and loss have only begun now!" Kondo said seriously, but just after he finished speaking, a photo slowly fell from behind Kondo's head.

Looking at the woman with the Phillips screws in the photo, Shinbaji asked in confusion: "Kondo, this is..."

Kondo scratched his cheeks with some annoyance and explained in a little distress: "The third princess of Screw Star, the Cross Princess. In fact, the blind date is now being discussed."

"Kondo San, could it be you..." Shishi suddenly thought of something and stared at his director with wide eyes, "Have you forgotten the princess of the Orangutan Star?! Have you fallen in love with me anyway?!"

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense to me!" Kondo became anxious, "By the way, were you really going to send me to the Orangutan Star that time?! I have explained so many times! It's not like that at all! I don't like that orangutan at all!"

"It's coming again," Sungou patted Kondo's shoulder, "needless to say Kondo, we can all understand. You gave up your happiness just to choose the group. We understand."

"Can't you listen to my explanation?! Bastards! Who said that I like that orangutan at the beginning?!"

Jiang Cheng silently turned away from his face and whistled, looking like he had nothing to do with me.

"Don't act like it has nothing to do with you! So it's you?!"

"Don't continue to argue because of such indifferent things," Gui suddenly stopped him, "What we should do now is neither to continue to hunt monkeys nor waste time discussing countermeasures in the barbecue restaurant. What we need is the awareness of living as a screwdriver!"

After hearing this, everyone fell silent at the same time.

"No, in fact, even if we can't find the player star, we can still restore our original appearance." Suddenly, Yue Yong said lightly.

"Hey?!" Everyone looked over at the same time.

"Yueyue, haven't I said it? They will never accept that way," Jiang Cheng complained, "Don't underestimate our self-esteem!"

"Wait, Jiang Cheng, what does it mean?" Yin Shi stared at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"Is there really a way to recover to the original body?!" Xinbaji said in surprise.

"Boss, stop keeping it aside. If you have anything, please tell me it." Zongwu also looked at Jiang Cheng.

Looking at the eyes of everyone, Jiang Cheng sighed heavily, then took out a few business cards from his arms and threw them on the table: "That's plastic surgery."

"Plastic surgery?"

"Ah, but it's just plastic surgery, it can only restore our body to its original state." Yue Yong explained, "I have contacted you before, and the other party also gave a positive answer."

"If you want to use it, use it. Anyway, I will never restore my original body in this way," Jiang Cheng said casually with one hand on his cheek, "I will feel frustrated in my life by relying on that kind of thing to restore my body, right?"

After saying that, Jiang Chengcai discovered that the people who were sitting in the seat were nowhere to be found, and the business cards on the table disappeared along with everyone.

Jiang Cheng, who had been silent for a long time, finally complained: "Where is the promised self-esteem?"

Yue Yong:...

...

After walking out of the barbecue restaurant, neither Jiang Cheng nor Yue Yong spoke, and walked quietly on the way back to Jiyuan.

"you…"

"Not to say anything, I will definitely not recover in that way!" Jiang Cheng replied with a decisive look on his face.

Yue Yong fell silent.

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something and stopped in place, "Ah, I forgot! I forgot to tell them that the person is actually a person with a weird temper. It doesn't matter them, right?"
Chapter completed!
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