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Chapter 289: Sometimes life needs some old-fashioned plots!

"What I said makes sense, after all, there are three of them," said Matsuhira Gong, who thought for a while, nodded, "Then please give me!"

After answering, Zong Wu turned around and left, so did Jiang Cheng. However, after they turned around, they looked at each other and smiled quietly.

...

In the convenience store, Shisi stood in front of the bookshelf in front of the convenience store, picked up a jump and read it. Of course, all this was disguised, and the purpose was to eavesdrop on the conversation between Li Zi, who was a settlement officer at the front desk and the three clerks.

"Lizijiang~ What does Lizijiang do on holidays?" The boy wearing glasses came to Lizi, who had just finished checking for the customer, and asked in a slight scrupulous manner, then took out two movie tickets from behind. "In fact, I have two movie tickets for the limited edition of Rodriguez [Pi Doulong 2, next door]..."

Another clerk with a red hair color, moxie-shaped, and ear-piercing piercing saw this, and hurriedly leaned forward and interrupted, "Lizijiang, I am actually a fan of the spaceship Earth. There will be a live concert this time!"

The last boy with a yellow-brown plane head (bread head?) came forward and showed his attentiveness, "Lizijiang, does Lizijiang like to have a ride? This time... it's better to go to Qidaomin Bay Highway this time!"

Wearing glasses: "Don't just get it randomly!"

Moshigan: "You don't come first!"

The plane head: "You two don't cause trouble for the chestnut sauce!"

Wearing glasses: "What does it mean to cause trouble?!"

Airplane head: "It's a problem to cause trouble!"

Moshigan: "Shut up!"

...

As for the Lizi next to him, he said nothing of laughter from beginning to end.

Listening to the quarrel between the boys, Sisi glanced at Lizi, who chose to ignore these boys, and had already reached a conclusion in his heart [This daughter did not treat them as a target at all. The foolish father of "Qianxing Police Department" is really a headache.]

(Qianxing Police Department: Here it refers to Matsuhira Gong. Qianxing Police Department refers to Qianxing Yoichi of Lupin III.)

In the distance, Matsuhira and Kondo, who were staring at Shishi's every move through the scope, were a little impatient.

"It seems that I have been watching jump, and I have no action at all." Kondo said.

"What are you doing?" Matsuhira said impatiently.

"Oh! There's action!" Kondo suddenly shouted.

"It's just a long story! It's just turning the page! It's really annoying!" Gong Xionghei said anxiously, "Well, those two kids are coming soon, so let them both."

...

In the convenience store, looking at the side face of Shi Si who had been standing in front of the bookshelf and looking through jump, Lizi suddenly felt that some of the person looked familiar and said to herself: "Ah... the person in front of the bookshelf always felt that he had seen him somewhere."

But at this moment, the automatic door of the convenience store opened, and then two young men wearing sunglasses with fierce expressions walked into the door. Yes, these two were Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu.

"Welcome." Lizi quickly stood up and said with a smile at the two of them.

The two nodded slightly to respond, and then they were moving in unison to look at the jump. It was obvious that the fourteen did not notice the arrival of the two.

Zong Wu took out a dagger from his body, and Jiang Cheng was holding his umbrella, and the two of them pressed against Shisi's back at the same time.

"Hey, what are you doing with a slow down? Get a big shot here quickly!" Zong Wu said in a low voice.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also leaned into Shisi's ear and whispered: "I count to three, if I can't drive it out... I will kill you. One... Two..."

"Wait for me! You two bastards!" Shisi shouted in a low voice with a sweat on his face, "Why are you two here?! Didn't you just leave it all to me?!"

"It's so ruthless, Liu Haijun," Jiang Cheng sighed, "I think you want one-on-three talents to come here to share the burden~"

"Yes, yes, it's like being a wingman for Tufangsan in friendship." Zong Wu echoed in a low voice.

"Shut up, you two!" Shishi cursed in a low voice, "You two don't need them at all! You two will only help you, right?! Haven't you gotten the wrong partner now?! Why do I have to open a big account in such a place?!"

"How many times have you counted just now? It seems I have forgotten," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then start over, one, two..."

"Wait!" Fourteen quickly stopped, "You two are just enough to stop me! I just thought of a solution?! Shut up and watch carefully! Never do unnecessary things!"

"This person is really ruthless. Zhong Wujun, everyone has come to help him voluntarily, but he still looks like this." Jiang Cheng sighed lightly.

"What I mean, boss, after all, Tufangsang is a ruthless mayonnaise maniac. In other words, he only knows mayonnaise machines all day long, and feelings do not exist at all~" Zong Wu agreed.

"This is not possible. Okasan, isn't my son useless to society in this way?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of horror.

"I think so too, Ou Duosang, anyone with such a hopeless son would be troubled, right?" Zong Wu sighed lightly and replied helplessly.

Listening to Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu's words, several blue veins suddenly popped up on Shisi's face, and they were still beating. However, in the end, Shisi still resisted the urge to pull out his knife and kill these two guys.

Fourteen picked up a bottle of mayonnaise from the shelves beside him and walked straight to the checkout at the front desk. On the way, he turned his head and reminded the two of them again: "Listen, you two, don't hinder my plan! Just stand by and watch!"

"That's wrong, Liu Haijun, as a wingman, we know our responsibilities clearly." Jiang Cheng said helplessly, and also followed, "For example, supervising whether you really have a good job of performing tasks."

"What I mean, if the Tufangsang is a little relaxed, we can kill the Tufangsang for this reason. Uncle Matsuping seemed to have said that." As he said that, Zhongwu followed.

[It's really troublesome. These two guys are completely looking at me.] Sisi glanced at the two people behind him who were smiling extremely black on their faces, and thought hatefully in their hearts, [Oh no, these two will definitely start without any scruples! Before that, I have to think about what to do!]

Before he knew it, Shisi had arrived at the settlement office. Looking at the three boys who were still entangling with Lizi in front of him, Shisi suddenly had a plan in his mind. After smashing the mayonnaise in his hand heavily on the settlement table, Shisi said, "I want this!"

Seeing this, the three boys were settled down. Lizi quickly turned around to help the settlement of the Fourteenth, and smiled and said, "I'm so sorry, I'll help you settle now."

Taking advantage of the time of Lizi's settlement, Shisi snorted and clenched the hilt of the knife around his waist. Looking at the three boys still surrounding Lizi, he said in his heart: [Hmph, although you can't really kill them, there should be no problem if you are a little scared.]

But at this moment, looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Lizi finally recalled the experience of the amusement park that day, and then turned over the settlement platform with a happy look on his face and came to the front of the fourteen.

"You...you are Shisan Master Shiluo!" Lizi put his hand on his chest and looked at Shisi with a blushing face.

【It's over!!】The Fourteenth secretly said something was wrong.

"Li...Li...Lizijiang!" the plane shouted incoherently.

"You and this man..." the man in glasses said stammeringly.

"What exactly is the relationship?!!" Moxigantou added.

At this moment, Shisi suddenly had a plan, [Wait, this may be used!]. While thinking, Shisi took a step forward, gently wrapped his arm around Lizi's waist, then turned his head to look at the three boys beside him, and chuckled: "This girl is my woman! This woman and I are addicted to the love relationship with the helpless lover and the mistress of the love woman!"

As he said that, Shisi looked at Lizi and showed a tender look on his face: "I have been waiting for you for a long time, Lizi, I am such an unreliable man, but you don't have to worry about it in the future, we will never be separated from you."

"Maru 13..." Riko leaned against Shishi's arms with a red face.

"Do you all understand?! You bastards! Don't get close to my woman anymore! If you don't listen to advice..." As he said that, Shisi pulled out his knife and "cut you down!"

"Yes, yes! This is the woman our boss likes first!" Jiang Cheng put on a gangster's face and said hatefully.

"Look at it again, I'll cut off all your [beep--] and sticks! Bastards!" Zongwu also put on a gangster's face.

[What are you joining in the fun?!] Fourteen cursed in his heart.

But at this moment, all three boys ran out crying and shouting.

[Look? It's all solved so simply.] Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng and Zongwu, who were speechless behind him, and chuckled proudly.

Jiang Cheng: What a cliché...

Zong Wu: Yes... so old-fashioned... and so disgusting. This is the first time I have seen such a boring and disgusting person, boss.

Jiang Cheng: Yes, let’s go. If this continues, I will vomit. Let’s go out to tease the three stupid guys outside, Zhong Wujun.

Zong Wu: What I mean, boss.

In this way, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu got up and left at the same time. On the way, they turned around and looked down on the fourteenth again. However, after turning around, Jiang Cheng and Zongwu smirked at the same time and thought: [But the next thing is not so easy to get rid of~ Liu Haijun Tufangsang]

[What attitude is these two bastards! By the way, you two were having fun just now?!] Shisi cursed with white eyes, then looked at the shy Lizi in his arms, [In short, those three people have already solved the problem, and the rest is to solve the misunderstanding...]
Chapter completed!
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