Chapter 276: Don't wait until mushrooms grow on your body before you remember to take a bath!
Yoshihara.
"At least get out and take a walk! You wasteful OTAKU! The whole of Yoshihara is floating with the [home smell] on your body!!"
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who had already begun to emit an unknown smell, finally, Yue Yong couldn't bear it and kicked Jiang Cheng away from the window. Then, he threw away Jiang Cheng's umbrella next to the window, and then closed the window heavily.
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"It hurts and it hurts..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and slowly got up from the ground, pouting his mouth and complained in a low voice: "What are you doing? I started to go crazy early in the morning. Is menopause coming early? That smelly woman, cut it!"
As soon as he finished speaking, two kowtowers were welcomed by Jiang Cheng’s head...
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Streets of Edo.
Jiang Cheng walked with an umbrella while complaining quietly, noticing that the pedestrians around him were pinching their noses as if they were hiding from the plague gods. There were even several pedestrians who began to vomit because they could not stand the scent emitted from their bodies.
"It's really hateful, that woman. She just stayed in the house for less than a month, but she just smelled a little. Why did she react so much? What else is [the smell of home]? I haven't heard of it at all, a stinky woman."
As she said that, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something, stopped, stood there with his chin on his back and murmured: "No, no, does it really taste like it? It's not her nonsense, right? Although it's true that staying in the room often in this rainy season is easy to get mold..."
Then, in order to verify whether he was like Yue Yong said, Jiang Cheng raised his arm and sniffed his clothes with his nose. However, in just one second, Jiang Cheng turned around and spit on the wall and held the wall...
"Σ_(????"∠) vomit..." Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and murmured with a black look on his face, "It smells so smelly... is this the legendary... home smell?"
"Don't smell! That's the [stench smell]!" A mother turned her back to Jiang Cheng to protect her child, squatted down and helped her child cover her mouth and nose, her face full of seriousness, "It will be contagious after smelling it! It will become hopeless OTAKU!"
"There is no such thing at all!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and white eyes and shouted, "It will not be contagious at all! Why do I say the same as a biochemical virus?!"
The young woman turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng. She was about to say something, but before she could speak, she quickly covered her mouth and turned around and vomited...
"Sorry, Duowan," the young woman looked at her son with apologetic expression. "Mom may not be able to cook for you today. Mom has been infected. If you don't go to shoot the small steel ball today, it will definitely be helpless. Mom gives you two thousand yuan. Can you go to a convenience store to buy a bento yourself?"
"What is that specific way to detoxify?! It's obviously you want to go play by yourself, right?" Jiang Cheng complained wildly, "It's obviously just that he's too lazy to cook for his son! And why does his son look at me with such resentful eyes?! Why does it seem like it's my fault?!"
"Mom!" Tamama——the son looked at his mother who didn't listen and vomited with tears in his eyes, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with anger again, "It's all your fault! Mom becomes like this and it's all your fault!"
"I'm so annoying, stinky little guy! It's obviously your mother who wants to hit the little steel balls by herself! Are you a fool?! Can't you tell me because I'm a fool?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with blue veins thrusting his neck.
"I'm sorry, Duowan..." The young woman took out two thousand yuan in her arms and gently put it in her son's hand, "Mom...Mom is no longer able..."
"Mom!!" Tamaru shouted to the sky with tears in his eyes.
Jiang Cheng's face was covered in black and his eyes were twitching at this farce that looked like a separation from life and death, and the blue veins on his forehead were leaping...
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"It's really, what [the smell of homestead], it's really annoying. I've never seen a mother who deceives her son with that reason for her to play. It's such a sick society..." Jiang Cheng muttered unhappily as he walked, "It made me feel bad early in the morning. It's really..."
"Where are we going to have a meal?" Tamaru asked after Jiang Cheng.
"It's easy, just eat something casually, but before that, it's better to take a bath first..." Jiang Cheng nodded subconsciously and replied, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, stopped and turned his head and looked at the little beads behind him expressionlessly, "Why did you follow him? Didn't you say it all? Your mother just wants to hit the little steel balls by herself! It has nothing to do with me!"
Hearing the sound, Duowan's eyes instantly became wet, and he curled his lips as if he was about to cry at any time.
"This trick doesn't work for me." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "I don't have the kind of sympathy that is overwhelming."
As Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Damaru frowned and started crying. The crying immediately attracted passers-by around him.
"Wuwuwu... it's all because of you...Wuwuwuwu... Mom left me alone," Tamaru was so aggrieved that he only burst into tears. "It's obviously your fault, but you still have this attitude...Wuwuwu..."
"If it's a mess, your acting skills are too bad," Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "This level of messing around is the lowest level when I was a child."
After hearing this, Tamaru cried even louder.
"Did you hear it? The child's mother seemed to have been abandoned by that man..."
"I look pretty, but I can do that kind of thing behind my back..."
"And, it's really bad that this man wants to abandon his child now..."
"What I'm talking about is such a bad stinky man..."
"When it comes to smell, don't you think there is a very bad smell? It's the smell that comes from that smelly man..."
"Ah, I smelled it too, it smells so smelly! It's really a stinky man with the same appearance..."
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Listening to the whispers of pedestrians around him and the sight of pedestrians around him who could feel like they were looking at scum even if they didn't have to look at them, Jiang Cheng's completely black face leaped straight on his veins.
"Shut up, you guys!" Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted, "It's not what you said, a bastard! I don't know this little guy at all!"
"This kind of man just has a look, but his heart is extremely rotten..."
"What I mean, the rotten smell in my heart has been emitted through my body..."
“Yes…”
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Listening to the onlookers' sneering, Jiang Cheng's face became darker...
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In the bathhouse.
"It's so good~" Jiang Cheng leaned against Chi Zi with his eyes closed, and couldn't help but moan, "It's really comfortable to take a bath occasionally~"
"Yes~" Tamaru imitated Jiang Cheng and leaned against Chizi with his eyes closed. "It's really comfortable~"
Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng's expression suddenly stopped, and then turned his head to look at Duoman and reminded him: "Hey, stinky little guy, this is only once. After taking a bath, I'll take you for a meal and go home obediently."
"Hi~" Tamaru replied.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally looked at Duowan carefully: his short black hair, his eyes were big, and his small round face looked like he should be six or seven years old.
"It looks harmless to humans and animals. As expected, little ghosts are little ghosts," Jiang Cheng snorted, then picked up the iced coke next to the pool and took a sip, and moaned comfortably again: "Ah~ It turns out that iced coke is very good with taking a bath~ Some people like to drink milk after taking a bath."
"Yes, it really matches it~" Tamaru also picked up the Coke and took a sip of it as Jiang Cheng.
"You little kid, you understand very much, hahaha..."
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After soaking in, Jiang Cheng changed into dry-cleaned clothes and took Duowan to a restaurant.
"Come on whatever you want," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "But only this time."
"Oh!" Tamaru responded and turned the menu with excitement on his face.
"It's true that he's a little devil. You can be so excited at this level." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, and then glanced at Duowan in front of him again: the flax color looks a bit old, but it's washed very clean and has a few patched clothes. It seems that it's not considered a child of a rich family.
"It's obviously in this family situation, but that mother is actually determined to hit the small steel ball. It's true..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered in a low voice again.
"Nanini? Little steel beads? What little steel beads? Did you win this child by playing the small steel beads?" Yin Shi, who had arrived at Jiang Cheng, asked, then raised his hand to shout at the clerk not far away, "Two cups of chocolate barfills! Please!"
"No, I just met a woman who left her son and beat the little steel ball," Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but then, Jiang Cheng reacted, and glanced at Gintoki beside him, as well as a bun-headed girl next to him and a human-shaped glasses frame that appeared next to Damaru, "Hey, why are you here?"
"I accidentally saw a human trafficker who seemed to be abducting a child on the road, so I followed up." Yin Shikyu nodded and replied with his hands in his arms.
"Do I look like I can do that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then looked at Xinbaji who was constantly ordering orders with the clerk and shouted expressionlessly: "And... I didn't say to treat you to dinner! Can you stop ordering orders on your own!"
"What does it matter? Anyway, if you want one, you can ask for four." Gintoki said casually, digging his nostrils.
"It's totally different!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
Chapter completed!