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Chapter 271: The result of delusional gain for nothing is often nothing!

"It's not a wig, it's Kazuki!" Kazu replied, then looked at Gintoki and Shinhachi and Kagura behind Gintoki, "Why are Gintoki and Captain here? Are you still wearing such suspicious clothes?"

"We should ask you this sentence!" Shinbaji and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Is it..." Gui suddenly thought of something, then held his chest with one hand and supported his chin with his other hand in contemplation. He raised his head a few seconds later and looked at Yin Toe in front of him with a serious face. "Sure enough, Yin Toe, are you also attracted by the breath of the flesh ball?!"

"What is the breath of a meatball? Explain it to me, bastard!" Gintoki said anxiously, "Are you attracted by that indifferent thing?! This is not a zoo, bastard!"

As he said that, Gintoshi suddenly noticed something, twitching with his eyes, his head was covered with black lines, and pointed at Gui*******'s meat balls in a bulge, "Did you mean... the meat balls you are talking about referring to the two pieces of silicone on your chest..."

"Can you say it's worthy of being another trump card in our organization?" Gui chuckled, then put his hands on his chest and raised it, "How about it?! Is there no difference from a real meat ball?!"

"What are you thinking about in your head!" Gintoki said anxiously, "It's okay to dress up as a woman, why do you have to add something like that on your chest! I never remember you have this kind of hobby!"

"It's not a hobby, it's a disguise!" Gui corrected with a serious look on his face, and then explained to himself, "The so-called disguise is to put all oneself in, whether it's the heart or the body! To achieve complete disguise!"

“What you mean by transgender!”

"I didn't expect that Gintoki, you have some research on women's clothing," Gui nodded. "Indeed, if it weren't for the time being, I was going to complete the work of the lower body. However, time was really tight, so I had to come here with this incomplete outfit."

"Who has that kind of hobby? Don't talk nonsense to me, bastard!" Yin Shi roared with white eyes. Then Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, glanced at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping soundly on the ground, and then the expression on his face gradually became serious, "Don't pretend to be stupid, wig, your target is also Jiang Cheng?"

"So it's worthy of being another trump card of our organization. Did you even notice this?" Gui Yangyang Yang's mouth and then decisively admitted: "That's right! Our purpose is to use Jiang Cheng's lucky power every month to help us earn funds for the barbarians!"

As he said that, Gui's face showed a hint of unbearableness: "The newly joined patriots lack respect and love for the meatballs. If this continues... the expulsion of the barbarians is just empty talk. So! I need more funds for expulsion of the barbarians to lead them to understand the meatballs in depth! Let more patriots understand that the meatballs fall in love with the meatballs! - in the zoo."

"Wait for me!!" Yin Shikyu quickly stopped him, and then cursed directly, "Is your purpose just to take your men to the zoo?! Do you have to do this for the zoo ticket?! No need! You can't do that kind of thing if you expel the barbarians or something!"

"No," Gui raised her head and said seriously: "How can a house be cleaned up without sweeping? It is also applicable to meat balls. If you can't even love the most common meat balls, what are you talking about to save the country? Your thoughts are too narrow, Gintoki!"

"Shut up, idiot!" Gintoe shouted with blue veins, "I have never heard of that truth! You are just for your own selfish desires, right?! It's because of your own selfish desires that all subordinates fall in love with what they like, right?!"

Upon hearing this, Gui shook his head, sighed softly, and said with a slight emotion: "How is it possible? I put myself in my shoes and think about this country."

"Who believes it!!"

"But then again, Gintoki's temper is indeed a bit irritable. Is it because he is dissatisfied with the trivial life?" Gui made a concerned look, and then took out an registration form from his arms. "Since you are so dissatisfied with life, why not take this opportunity to join us? The door to our exorcist patriots is for those who are dissatisfied with life."

"Why did it become a persuasion to join me in the middle?!"

"If you join now, you can also enjoy the seven-day intensive class of the Anti-Japanese Lecture Hall taught by me personally! It is completely free!" Gui continued, "Just call now..."

"Shut up!" Yin Shik quickly covered Gui's mouth, "Don't advertise for me while this is the bastard!"

"I always feel that things are getting worse and worse..." Shinbaji pushed his glasses, and made a voice without any presence on his face.

But at this moment, the young ladies Baihua who had been by the side finally reacted.

"Sure enough, your purpose is also Jiang Chengsama!"

"Don't think of success!"

"Even if we try our best, we must protect Jiang Chengsama's chastity!"

"Jiang Chengsama's chastity is ours!"

...

Listening to the speeches of the young ladies Baihua, Yin Shi and others were all silent.

After a while, Gintoki blew his veins and shouted, "It's so disgusting! Do you think our purpose is something that no longer exists?! No! It's not at all! By the way, is your purpose here?! Are you aiming at the lower body of that idiot?!"

After hearing this, the young lady Baihua took out her kunai.

"You are not allowed to say Jiang Chengsama that way!"

"You know what Jiang Chengsama is again!"

"We just want to take this opportunity to see Jiang Chengsama's charm! The style of the lower body!"

“Yes!”

...

Gintoki's face burst into blue veins and shouted loudly: "There's no difference at all! In the end, don't you just stare at his lower body?! There's no such thing at all! Chastity or something, this idiot disappeared ten years ago! No, not only chastity, but this idiot doesn't even have integrity!"

"You are not allowed to slander Jiang Chengsama!"

"Even if you are Jiang Chengsama's friend, you cannot forgive me!"

"Sisters, let's go!"

"The [beep--] of Jiang Chengsama's death!"

(Xinbaji: Wait, why did you hear something strange?)

Immediately afterwards, a group of Baihua members rushed over to Yin Tochi and the others.

"Hey, Kagura! It's your turn!" Yin Toe blocked the two Baihua members and then shouted behind him.

"Yinsang..." Shinbaji, who had been tied up by a group of Baihua members, murmured, "Kagata just went to the bathroom because he ate too much..."

Gintoki staggered and almost fell down. Then he turned his head and took a look. Looking at the girl who was supposed to be standing behind him, but in fact it was empty. Gintoki shouted desperately: "Why do you have to go to the toilet at this time?!"

"Gintoki," at this time, Gui, who was also resisting the attacks of the young lady Baihua, turned around and suggested, "It's better to cooperate! If this continues, our goal will be impossible to achieve! We can only cooperate!"

"There is no way! There is only this!" Yin Shiu gritted his teeth and made up his mind, "But, I agreed in advance! The benefits I got were divided into 73!"

"Five! This is my last concession!" Gui Cunbu refused.

"Eight Two!" Yin Shi forced two young ladies to retreat and shouted.

At the same time, Gui forced two Baihua members to retreat and cursed at Yin Shi: "Is there anyone who bargained like this?"

"September 1! My low price!" Gintoki shouted again, "In addition, as a partner, you also need to provide me with the principal of making small steel balls!"

"You are too much! Why do I have to provide the principal?!" Gui cursed.

"If you don't agree, I'll leave now!" Gintoki threatened.

"You bastard..." Gui gritted her teeth and said word by word.

"I'll give you three seconds to consider, one, two, S..."

Gintoki was interrupted by Gui before he could finish speaking.

"I agree! Bastard!" Gui's heart was bleeding.

"Yoxi, then I should be serious too." As he said that, Gintoki's expression finally became serious, and at the same time he inserted the wooden knife in his hand back to his waist.

"I haven't seen it for a long time. The legendary Bai Yasha's true posture." Gui chuckled and sighed slightly.

But Gui just finished speaking, he felt like he was hanging in the air, "Hey? Wait? What's going on? I feel like I'm riding a roller coaster..."

"Look at the trick!" While shouting, Yin Shin-Take who was holding Gui's arms turned into a small gyro. The surrounding ladies Baihua were forced to retreat one after another.

"You...you...you...you...you little...small!" Gui's intermittent and angry voice came from the top, "So...dream, I want to vomit...Σ_(???"∠) vomit..."

"This is my trick!" Gintoki shouted.

"I can't get close at all, what should I do?" A young lady Baihua said, "What should I do if the vomit is constantly thrown out? It smells so smelly, I want to vomit too, Σ_(????"∠) vomit..."

"There is no choice but to stay by Jiang Chengsama's side! Σ_(???"∠) vomit..."

"What I said is, I can only do this! Σ_(???”∠) vomit..."

“Σ_(???”∠) vomit…”

...

At the same time, when the expelled patriots from the Gui Yi faction saw this scene, they bent down and vomited...

Looking at the crowd of Baihua's young ladies who were surrounding Jiang Cheng and vomiting constantly, and Gui Yisai, who was also vomiting while vomiting, Xinbaji's eyes twitched. Finally, Xinbaji couldn't help it and lowered his head and vomited. Σ_(???”∠) vomited...

At this moment when the scene was too beautiful to look directly at, a woman who was awakened by the noise came to Jiang Cheng's room expressionlessly, took out several kunai from her arms expressionlessly, and threw them towards everyone. In just a few seconds, everyone present rolled their eyes and fell down...

KO!!

...

early morning.

Jiang Cheng Youyou woke up, got up, sat up, stretched, "Ah~ I felt so comfortable sleeping this time~"

But then, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something was wrong with you, so he quickly covered his nose, "It smells so smelly!"

Then, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at the people in the room who were sleeping on mosaic objects like burning words, and said expressionlessly:

"Hey, did you have a banquet in my room yesterday?"
Chapter completed!
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