Chapter 266: OTAKU is a lot of talk!
As soon as Shinbaji finished speaking, a group of two-dimensional OTAKUs on the opposite side were in full bloom.
"Hey! What do you mean? No. 53!" A 2D OTAKU with a beautiful girl's figure with a number plate number 18 shouted at Shinbaji.
"I mean! Even if you fall in love with the 2D girl, there will be no result!" Shinbaji curled his lips and felt a little disdainful, then stood up excitedly and pointed at the other 2D OTAKUs, "You are just wasting time!"
"What a joke!" The No. 18 just now also stood up, with anger on his face, "Shiori Jiang lives in my heart!"
"Then it's just your fantasy!" Xinbaji shouted again, "It's just your delusion that has lost the ability to communicate with the outside world! People who are nauseating delusions today!"
After hearing this, No. 18's expression frozen instantly, but it was only a moment. Then an angry expression appeared on his face and cursed at Shinbaji: "What did you say?!!"
After saying that, he was about to rush forward. As for the idols OTAKUs led by Shinbaji, they were not panicked at all. Everyone even showed a smile of a sure win on their faces.
However, at this critical moment, the man No. 7 (a man with a sword behind him, sunglasses, a red hairband on his forehead, and a light blue denim short-sleeved shirt on his upper body) raised his hand and looked at the supporter, and said in a plain tone: "That... has a little opinion, it's okay to ask?"
"But it's okay." The host nodded, and then the camera was aimed at No. 7.
In front of the TV, Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin, "I always feel this No. 7 looks familiar... By the way, do you think so? It seems like someone you know..."
"I only know you, a useless otakus." Yue Yong tilted the corner of his mouth and glanced at Jiang Cheng with contempt.
"I am completely different from them!" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, "Whether it is the third-dimensional otaku who wants to fall in love with his idol or the second-dimensional otaku who wants to fall in love with anime characters, it seems to me that it is the same sad thing. I am completely different from them!"
"That's the only difference," Yue Yong snorted, then glanced at a part of Jiang Cheng's body with a strange look, "There is a rude man."
"What did you say?!" Jiang Cheng was furious and stood up and pointed at Yue Yong, just as he was about to curse, but Yue Yong took the lead in attacking, and two kuns were instantly shot...
At the same time, No. 7 on TV began his own speech:
"That...that is, No. 53. Although the OTAKU in the third dimension pays more attention to reality than the OTAKU in the second dimension,..." No. 7 tilted his head, then looked at Shinbaji and made a question that hit his soul in a small voice: "Then I asked a question, do you think you can marry her one day?"
After hearing this, the expressions on the faces of the three-dimensional otakus led by Shinbaji suddenly became wonderful.
Shinba stumbled his fingers and said stutteringly, "That's..."
"Impossible, I can't do it," No. 7 interrupted Shinbaji's words without thinking without thinking, "In other words, you three-dimensional otaku and our two-dimensional otaku are in a love affair without result. So, whether you or us, you are just birds of a feather..."
Hearing this, Shinbaji couldn't help but interrupt No. 7's speech, shook his head vigorously and retorted: "No, no, no, no, no! It's all different! It's indeed a bit unlikely to marry an idol... But it's not 100% impossible, you are 100% impossible!"
"No, in fact, it's impossible for you to do it," No. 7 said lightly in his ordinary tone.
"It's not impossible! After all, the idol we support is a real person in reality!" Shinbaji retorted, but his tone was no longer as calm as it was at the beginning, but he faintly showed a hint of guilt.
"No, your contradictory thoughts are not able to see the reality clearly," replied No. 7, "and our 2D Otakus poured all their love on the virtual characters in the 2D because they saw the reality clearly."
"Your soul is indifferent! Why underestimate the captain!" The three-dimensional otaku tribes stood up angrily and shouted at the two-dimensional otaku tribes.
"What?! Are you not convinced?!" The two-dimensional otaku tribes also stood up and shouted.
Immediately afterwards, the two gangs rushed towards each other and started to tear them up...
"What a sad group of people...a sad battle..." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on his side in front of the TV, was still holding two kunniless hands on his forehead, snorting disdainfully.
"You are about the same as them." Yue Yong complained ruthlessly.
"No, no, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, with a proud look on his face, "They are completely incomparable to me, a 2D girl? An idol in reality? Being obsessed with that kind of thing will only make them more unaware of reality. I have long been out of that state. For me, women and other things are far worse than games~"
"You are the one who deviates from reality the most, right..." Yue Yong complained expressionlessly.
"Ha~ But I can't say that. Their relationship between women is very bad at first glance, but it's far from me." Jiang Cheng yawned and rubbed the corners of his eyes. "No matter how much I say, I can't fall in love with idols and virtual characters in the second dimension. Whether physically or psychologically, I am still in the range of a normal man."
Yue Yong: "…"
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng noticed something, quickly sat up, pointed to the No. 7 player on the TV whose sunglasses were torn off by Shinbaji and murmured: "That... isn't that Liu Haijun?!"
"How is that possible? How could the decent deputy director of the Zhenxuan team be an otaku like you? Are you a fool?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of dumbfounded look.
"No, no! That is undoubtedly the Jun of Bang Hai!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and defended Yue Yong, "The iconic dead fish eyes and V-shaped bangs!"
Yue Yong looked at the TV impatiently, and said contemptuously: "What stupid things are you saying..."
Before he finished speaking, Yue Yong was stunned because that person was really the deputy director of the True Selection Group, Shishiro Toshika!
"What's going on?!" Yue Yong said in horror.
"I didn't expect that Liu Haijun had such interests in private," Jiang Cheng said leisurely, then turned his head to face Yue Yong and showed a confident expression and explained to himself: "This is the so-called man. Maybe he doesn't show his usual performance, but there is an OTAKU heart hidden in private!"
"How is that possible!" Yue Yong shouted.
"No, aren't there many such examples around you?" Jiang Cheng shrugged, "It's like Gintoki. Although he has the job of Wanshi House, it's undoubtedly Nite's group! As for Shinbaji, let alone. Now Liu Haijun should be added."
Yue Yong supported her chin and thought about Jiang Cheng's words. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that Jiang Cheng was right...
As he said that, Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his forehead, gently tweaked the bangs on his forehead, and sighed, "Sure enough, the most normal person in this work belongs to me, I am worthy of being the protagonist."
"Ah——" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, deliberately dragging the long voice, "Is that true..."
"As a perfect protagonist, sometimes I'm very distressed." Jiang Cheng said pretending to be distressed, and then couldn't help laughing with shamelessness.
Yue Yong:...
"Hey, wait," Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something again, stopped smiling, looked at the sword behind the Si Si on the TV, his pupils shrank slightly, and he murmured: "That sword is..."
"What's wrong?" Yue Yong said in confusion.
"No, no, nothing." Jiang Cheng smiled silly.
Yue Yong obviously didn't believe Jiang Cheng's words, but he was not interested in asking questions.
"Why didn't Zong Wujun tell me about Liu Haijun's hobby before?" Jiang Cheng murmured with his hands, "If you use this spoof Liu Haijun, it will definitely be very fun~ hahahaha..."
"Bored," said Yue Yong, stood up and walked forward to turn off the TV, "Is it finished recording?"
"Ah, it's totally OK," Jiang Cheng compared the OK gesture, "This kind of thing is indeed not difficult at all. For a perfect protagonist like me."
"Is that true?" Yue Yong looked at the triangle plug that fell on the ground, and the contempt in his eyes was as real as it was. "What a perfect protagonist, you are obviously a useless otakus who will forget to plug the plug."
Jiang Cheng finally discovered this small mistake, scratched the back of his head and said, "Ah? I clearly remember that it was inserted. Was it because of the earthquake? Well! It must be because of that!"
"Who would believe that reason!" Yue Yong complained mercilessly, "All readers won't believe it, bastard! You are just simple stupid!"
"No, as a perfect protagonist, do you think I will make that kind of small mistake?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, then gently tweaked the bangs on his forehead again, and sneered, "No, it's the world's fault."
"Wash the inside." Yue Yong stepped Jiang Cheng's head into the floor with a expressionless face.
...
"Is it really okay?" Yue Yongyi said slowly at the window, "That Takasugi's goal is a real choice group. Don't you still claim to be a friend of that group of people?"
"Haha, it turns out that Yueyue, you heard it secretly last night," Jiang Cheng pulled out his head from the floor, sat there and smiled, "Eavesdropping on others' words is not a good habit, Yueyue."
Yue Yong didn't reply...
"I have no interest in that kind of thing anymore," Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "and...Zhong Wujun and the others won't be killed easily."
Chapter completed!