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Chapter 252: Don't underestimate the elderly!

"It's not at all! Can you stop lying?" Shinbaji pointed at the thick video tape that Kasumi was holding. "It's obviously a scumbag turtle who left her egg-laying wife, but she held the secretly filmed video tape and ran around! And why do you have to write [Doraemon] on the video tape?! This kind of disguise can be seen at a glance! Slag turtle!"

But suddenly, Kameli stopped, and A Miao and his men stopped and formed a group of them.

"No matter where you look, there are turtles, this island is completely surrounded." Looking at the turtles that surrounded him, A Miao said.

"I'm going to be caught, what should I do? Hello!" Hasegawa shouted.

Jiubingwei, who was standing beside him, pulled out his knife and rushed towards the turtles without saying a word.

"Why are there no reliable men at this critical moment?" After dealing with a sea turtle, Kyuubi couldn't help but curse in a low voice.

"Stand it!" Xinbaji picked up a wooden stick from the ground and forced a turtle to retreat. "They will definitely come! Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang and the others will definitely come!"

That's it, about ten minutes later...

Shinbaji and others have solved many turtles, but it seems that they are still far from it. The continuous turtles rushed towards Shinbaji and others again. Everyone was already a little tired at this time.

Just then, Gintoki's voice suddenly came.

"Oh, I've been waiting for a long time..."

"Yinsang!" Xinbaji was delighted and looked in the direction where the sound came. Everyone looked over, but then everyone's expressions stopped.

I saw a short old man with silver hair leaning on a crutch with one hand on the other and a tall old man with a slightly orange-red hair color coming slowly. These two were Gintoki and Jiang Cheng.

Behind Gintoki and Jiang Cheng are expressionless Kagura and Yue Yong, as well as the general enlightenment holding the portrait.

"Who are you!!!" Xinbaji was a little disappointed.

"It's Yinjiang and his uncle Aru." Kagura replied.

"This... isn't this Xinbajijun..." Jiang Cheng said slowly, "I haven't seen you for three hundred years, and you've grown so big..."

"Wait for me! Why did you two become like this?!" Xinbaji shouted, then twitched his eyes and pointed at the portrait in Matsugo's arms, "Wait, is the portrait of the old man in Okitasang's hand Tuokasang? What's going on?!"

"No...not a portrait..." Fourteen said slowly, "Yes...ah? What am I going to say?"

"The portrait is talking!!"

"Did you touch the sample of the treasure chest G that I secretly brought out from Ryugu Castle?" Kameri, who had been captured by the turtles, looked at Gintoki and others in disbelief.

"What is the sample?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion.

"Yes...what is it?" Gintoki also asked in confusion.

"I don't know..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then looked at Yin Shi, who was beside him, "I just wanted to ask, who are you? Why can't I help but want to get angry when I see you?"

"Who are you?" Yin Toe looked at Jiang Cheng, "And I feel very upset when I see you."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi nodded at the same time, and then they stood there and shouted.

"No!" Shinbaji shouted in a collapse.

Just then, Zhong Hu couldn't help but speak out...

"Hey, turtles." Zhongwu looked at the turtles that surrounded him.

"That's great, fortunately there is a normal man." Shinbaji said with some gratitude.

"You can arrest you and everything! But..." Zongwu continued, then wiped the crystal tears at the corners of his eyes and looked at the portrait in his hand. "Before that, please allow me to throw the portrait of Tufangsang... and leave it here!"

"Should... wait for me..." Shisi shouted quickly, "You just want to throw me here, right?! I want to throw me here who has become a portrait, right?! And why is it the only one who has become a portrait?!"

As he spoke, Shi Si suddenly coughed violently, "No, now this body... has started to shake after spitting out such a little bit of complaints..."

"Then, please rest here, Tufangmang." As he said that, Zhongwu placed the Sisi's portrait in front of a big tree.

"Wait! At least take me with you!" Fourteen shouted quickly.

Seeing the meaningless argument between the two, Shinbaji held her glasses, then walked to a turtle soldier, stretched out her hands, and said with a smile on her face with tears in her face: "Sa, hurry up and arrest us."

"Oh, oh." The turtle soldier quickly took out a rope and tied Shinbaji's hands up.

"It's...it's ours..." Jiang Cheng and Yin Toshiro lined up behind Shinbaji.

"Are you so anxious?" Shinbaji turned his head and cursed, "Do you really know what's going on now?"

"Uh... don't underestimate the elderly!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "There are times when the elderly are not inferior to the young!"

"Search and strike," Yin Shi nodded, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was partying in front of him again, "That's right... who are you?"

"You two are exactly the same!" Shinbaji said anxiously, "No one has the point!"

"It's my turn next time," Zongwu walked over with a rope, showing a dark smile on his face, and looked at the turtle soldier in front of him, "Do you really know how to tie it? Do you want me to teach you, I'm very skilled in tying tortoise shells."

"Hey? Really?" The turtle soldier blushed.

"Are you two coming too?!" Shinbaji exclaimed angrily.

"That... please don't leave me..." shouted Fourteen.

"Then please trouble Tu Fangsang to say such words [It's really a pleasure to become a portrait~]." Zhong Wu, who was tied up with his hands, turned his head and said to Shisi's portrait, "If you say such words, bring you with you."

"Who would say that kind of thing?" Shishi said anxiously, "It's been three hundred years, has your S not changed at all?"

"Then let's not care." Zong Wu shrugged and said indifferently.

"I know, I know!" Seeing that everyone was really about to leave him alone, Shisi murmured, "It's really a pleasure to become a portrait! It's really a pleasure not to become them! Cough cough cough... how? Is that OK?"

...

Under the sea, Dragon Palace City.

In fact, the so-called Dragon Palace City is a huge mobile brothel that wanders between various planets. It does not belong to any country and exceeds any laws and regulations.

It is favored by many rights holders, so it has gained huge rights. Even now, the current Ryugu Castle has a mobile city that can compete with a country.

After being taken here, Jiang Cheng and others were locked up in a cell. As for Guili, they should have been detained separately.

Through the iron fence, looking at the turtle soldiers who kept escorting the old man and the old lady, Shinbaji murmured: "The human beings who have been turned into old people are constantly being sent here, sooner or later we will..."

Kyuubi, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground and holding his hands, analyzed: "Although I don't know what she is going to do, the person named Oki is indeed planning to turn this country into only the elderly."

"What should I do?" Hasegawa, who was also sitting on the ground, was a little anxious. "The turtle was taken to other places, and our movements were restricted again."

As he said that, Hasegawa looked at the two old men who were watching TV with their backs to everyone and a portrait, "These guys have also become that way, but why are these guys watching sumo wrestling all day long? Why are there TV in the cell? Why do portraits cry when they watch the sumo wrestling show?"

"I'm so touched..." Shishi murmured, then looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng beside him, "Can the next show be replaced with a mayonnaise cuisine show? This sumo wrestling show is indeed a bit too exciting for the elderly."

"That..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong who was holding his forehead and said, "Can you please change the platform? It doesn't matter if you want to swim, so can you please change it to a female sumo?"

"No, no!" The portrait on the side retorted quickly, "That kind of thing is even more exciting! After seeing it, your blood pressure will rise if you accidentally see it! My sons often remind me like this. At this age, don't cause trouble for the children."

"Ah, what I said makes sense." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and watched the sumo wrestling program on TV again.

"Hey, these guys are really a big deal," Shinbaji murmured, "If you become an old man, you only think of that kind of thing?!"

"That..." Jiang Cheng turned his head again and said slowly, "Since women's sumo wrestling cannot be done, can we watch the women's wrestling competition?"

"There is no difference at all!!" Xinbaji complained loudly.

"Ah...Souga..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again.

Nearly ten seconds later, Yin Shikki suddenly turned to look at Jiang Cheng and said, "Jiang Cheng, in the end... if you become an old man, do you only think of that kind of thing?"

"It's so slow!" Xinbaji shouted, "It's really too slow to complain! How much time do you take?! Besides, I've already complained, so you don't have to force it to do it, just leave it to me."

"Don't treat me as an old man," Gintoki looked at Shinbaji and said word by word, "I won't lose to the young man."

"You really have you, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng murmured with his hands in his arms, "Young people nowadays complaints are dull, just like when I was young..."

Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng stopped again and started calling.

"I'm so annoyed that these two guys are so annoying. I will definitely ignore them next time they pretend to be stupid..." Shinbaji sighed lightly, and then sat on the ground.

"What the hell is going on?" Kyuubi looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki and Sisi, who had become a portrait on the side, "their behavior is becoming more and more like the elderly."

"Is there no way to restore the original state?" Xin Baji asked with his head raised.
Chapter completed!
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