Chapter 245: It is the police's responsibility to send the lonely old man home!
"It was said not intentionally!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "No matter how much I say, I can't take the initiative to touch your Oppee! Although I do like the Great Oppee! But it is definitely not the pair on you!"
"What kind of perverted speech is that!" Yue Yong kicked Jiang Cheng again and cursed, "Don't you feel embarrassed to talk about these on the street?! Wouldn't you be shy?!"
"No, if I don't even dare to say something I like, I will never admit that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng retorted while getting up.
"I will never admit someone like you! Who would reveal your hobbies on the street?! You are an idiot, are you an absolute idiot!!" Yue Yong cursed with white eyes.
"Well, stop arguing, two," the turtle fairy man on the side came out to smooth things over. "Actually, I think what this guy said makes sense. If you don't even dare to say something you like, you are really not a man."
After hearing this, Yue Yong calmed down, but after hearing the Turtle Fairy's next speech, Yue Yong couldn't help but get angry again.
I saw the Turtle Fairy raised a finger and continued, "Actually, I like not only the Oppei! I like it too! I like it the most! The Oppei and the butt of young girls!"
"You are just a simple lustful old man!" Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong shouted at the same time.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng's noise on the street attracted the fourteenth and Zongwu who were patrolling the street.
"Hey, is it you again? You're so quarreling on the street," Sisi walked up with a cigarette in his mouth. After seeing the troublemaker clearly, he curled his lips disdainfully, "If you continue to quarrel like this, you will bring you back to the garrison for the crime of hindering public transportation."
"Boss, what a coincidence." Zong Wu raised his hand and greeted Jiang Cheng.
"It's you! Saxi ignores it, Zong Wujun and Liu Haijun." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and greeted the two of them.
"Can you remember other people's names clearly?" Shi Si couldn't help but curse.
"By the way!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and pushed the Turtle Fairy directly in front of Zong Wu and Shi Si. "Then this old man, please ask you two. Sending the lost old man home is also the responsibility of the police."
"Awesome, boss," Zhongwu praised, "where did you pick this turtle?"
"I didn't pick it up anymore," Jiang Cheng pointed helplessly at Yue Yong and explained, "It was Yue Yue who picked it up, so please both of you guys and you guys will send him back."
"That's true, but where should I send it?" Zong Wu said in confusion.
"Of course it was sent to Jiyingshe's office," Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, "those people always have a way to get him back."
After hearing this, Shisi, who was standing aside, burst into blue veins and cursed: "That kind of thing is impossible! Let me tell me where the office of Shueisha is, bastard!"
"How did I know?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and looked impatient. "Anyway, this kind of thing is the responsibility of the police? Take him away quickly and stop bothering me."
"You're just a slap!" The Fourteenth Big Big cursed, "I really don't take responsibility for the Dragon Ball World!"
"It sounds very interesting, doesn't it?" Zong Wu said with a smile on his side, then looked at the Turtle Fairy and said, "As long as you use Turtle Sect Qigong to send the mayonnaise maniac over there, I will send you back to your original world."
"Really?" Turtle Fairy Man asked in confusion, "But it should be done. Although women in this world are good, I still miss the young girls in my world more."
"Ah, really." Zongwu said with a smile.
"Then come!" As he said that, the Turtle Fairy burst out her clothes and posed, "Turtle...Pei..."
"Hey! Wait! That position is not..." Shi Si was panicked in an instant, "Hey! Wait for me, it will be dead! It will definitely be dead! Wait for me..."
Before he finished speaking, the turtle fairy beside him had already shouted the last word "力"...
Looking at the fourteen who was knocked out of shock, Jiang Cheng sighed: "Hey, hey, it's so amazing~ I completely fainted in one shot."
...
At the same time, Heng Taoist temple.
Haruta pushed open the door and walked in, shouting, "New Bastard, Sister A Miao, I'm here."
But something strange is that no one responded to Haruta.
"Have you got up yet?" Qingta said in confusion, and then walked straight to the dojo. However, just as he walked to the door of the dojo, Qingta found two small notes posted at the door.
"What are these!!!" Qingta's fragile little heart suffered a hundred points of damage, "Why do adults have summer vacations, but I don't have them!!"
...
On a large ship on the sea.
"Why do I want to come here too?" Jiang Chengyi muttered disdainfully in front of the railing, "It's obviously the first day of summer vacation, and I still want to sleep."
"Boss, don't complain," Zong Wu also leaned on the railing. "I've told him that if I send him back, he will teach us the Turtle Sect Qigong. Is this reward enough?"
"Really?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, and then rushed to the Turtle Fairy, "Will you really teach us?! Turtle School Qigong?!"
"Ah, after all, you have helped me, the elderly." Turtle Fairy said with a smile.
"Thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng bowed, then took out two telescopes from his arms, "The little gift is not respectful. There are many young girls on the beach over there!"
"Really?!" The Turtle Fairy instantly snatched the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand, put it in front of her and looked at the distant coast.
"The one on the right is wearing a pink bikini, it's big, old man!" Jiang Cheng also held up his telescope and looked at the coast.
"That's average, the leopard-print swimsuit next to her is the best!" said the Turtle Fairy with nosebleed.
"Ha? I think what you said is average," Jiang Cheng replied, "I still think that pink swimsuit is better. It's big, right? I have to have a f?"
"Women can't just look at their breasts!" The Turtle Fairy replied, "Hey? Wait, why is it dark in front of you? You can't see anything. What's going on? Is it already dark?"
"I don't know," Jiang Cheng replied, "Actually, I am too. My eyes are dark and I can't see anything."
As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to grop in front of him, but just now he stretched out his hand, Jiang Cheng felt that he had touched something soft, and then he wondered: "Old man, did you bring any dough? Why did you feel soft..."
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng reacted, put down his telescope, his face twitched, and his eyes looked at Yue Yong, who had his face turned into mosquito-coiled eyes again.
"That... Actually, this is also a misunderstanding..." Jiang Chenghan explained with a full face.
"Where are you touching!!!" Yue Yong threw Jiang Cheng into the sea with a back thrown, "And why do you carry a telescope with you! How much do you have to expose your hobbies!"
...
"Why do people from Dragon Ball World come to our world, boss?" Zhongwu sat on the ground and asked in confusion, "Although they are all Shueisha's works, this is too irrelevant, right?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked at the Turtle Fairy who was still holding a telescope and looking towards the beach. "Anyway, after hearing the old man's explanation, it seems that something like a crack in time and space suddenly appeared. But in my guess, it should be that Akira Toriyama accidentally knocked over the ink while drawing the original manuscript. Then all kinds of unexpected things happened."
"So that's it." Zong Wu nodded.
"Really, they will cause trouble for others," Shisi, who was standing by, muttered disdainfully, "Now the production team doesn't know who to send to apologize."
"That kind of thing doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "and we are also helpful. Maybe Akira Toriyama will thank us."
"Hope." Shi Si sighed slowly.
"Talk about it, boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?" asked Zongwu, "I think the boss should like No. 18 if he has the personality."
"How is that possible?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "If you want to choose, I will definitely choose Bulma. He is beautiful and rich. You just need to stay at home after marriage. You don't have to worry about money at all. That feeling is the best."
"You just want to stay at home and play games!" Yue Yong, who was standing beside him, complained ruthlessly.
"Yueyue still understands me," Jiang Cheng praised, "My goal is to stay in the room forever and never go out for the rest of his life!"
General enlightenment: "..."
"Where is Mr. Zhuang Wujun? Who is your favorite character?" Jiang Cheng asked back.
"Of course it is No. 18 in the parallel world of Da Te." Zong Wu replied.
"Hey? Why?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion, "That woman has no favoritism for humans."
"Because I feel that it feels very fulfilling if I train it." Zong Wu showed a dark smile on his face, "I feel that it will be very interesting."
"That's true, that's true." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.
"Hey, these two people are darker than the other." Shisi murmured, then looked at Yue Yong beside him and asked, "That's right, it's really hard for you to be with this super s every day."
"No, I can't say for my hard work." Yue Yong spat out a sip of smoke and replied casually.
"Hey?! Really?!" Shishi said in surprise, "I worked so hard every day with that Douss. You didn't work hard at all?! How did you do it?!"
"Of course it's..." As he said that, Yue Yong took out several kunwus with cold light from his arms...
"Ah, I understand." Fourteen replied expressionlessly.
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