Chapter 236: No matter how delicious the food is, as long as it is broken, it cannot be eaten
In the evening, I visited the shop.
"Welcome~" Xiaoyu lowered her head and shouted, but when Xiaoyu raised her head, she realized that it was Jiang Cheng who came. The smile on her face became a little stronger, "Sir Jiang Cheng!"
"Alala, what a rare guest." The mother-in-law Deng Shi, who was standing at the counter holding a cigarette, gently exhaled a sip of cigarettes, and glanced at Jiang Cheng who opened the door and came in.
"Ah, I'm disturbing..." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and said casually, then walked in and sat down in front of the counter, "Give me a glass of Chinese wine."
"We don't have that kind of thing in our store." Grandma Dunshi replied.
"That's it," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, then took out an envelope from his arms and placed it on the counter, "Last month's."
Grandma Dengshi was about to get it, but Catherine took the lead.
"Is that all?" Catherine pointed out the money in the envelope and said with an unhappy look, "The food that the big eater girl eats is not just solved by this little money! If you want to pay it back, I will also return my lost youth, bastard!"
"What bad line is this... It's not your turn to say this, youth? Do you have that kind of thing?!" Jiang Cheng complained without expression, then turned around and vomited, "Please stay away from me a little bit. I can't help seeing your face..."
"What a rude! You bastard!" Catherine was displeased.
"It's so noisy! Take it for me, bastard!" Mother-in-law Deng Shi punched Catherine and snatched the envelope from Catherine's hand.
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"Then, let's go..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.
"Don't stay for a while?" said Mrs. Denshi, "That child is coming back soon."
"What does it mean?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion.
But just after he finished speaking, the door of the Dengshi shop was opened, and Xiaoyu appeared at the door with a shopping bag. She looked dusty and her clothes were covered in dust.
"Are you going to participate in the robot sprint competition?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.
Xiaoyu did not answer, but walked straight over and handed the shopping bag in her hand to Dengshi's mother-in-law, then turned around to greet other customers.
"Okay," said the mother-in-law, who was Dengshi, took out two bottles of Chinese wine from the shopping bag and put it on the counter. "Do you want to have two glasses?"
"Then I can only refuse it." Jiang Cheng smiled, and then sat down in front of the counter again.
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The Dengshi Shop at night is the most lively time of the day.
"How do you feel?" asked Mrs. Denshi, "It's the first time I'm drinking in such a noisy shop? How do you feel?"
"My feelings are similar to your face, and it can't be worse." Jiang Cheng blurted out while putting down his glass.
"Can't you say nice things?" said the mother-in-law Dengshi.
"I've already said it very tactfully..." Jiang Cheng explained, then stretched out three fingers and said seriously, "Actually, the real feeling is three times worse than your face!"
"You bastard!!" Mother-in-law Dengshi picked up the wine bottle as if she was about to knock Jiang Cheng's head the next moment. However, Mother-in-law Dengshi put down the wine bottle, sighed and continued, "You should pay a little attention, right? Although the child didn't say it, he was looking forward to your arrival. Can't you do it more appropriately?"
"Ha?" Jiang Cheng became even more confused.
"I'm talking about Xiaoyu," said the mother-in-law of Dengshi glanced at Xiaoyu, who was complaining to the drunken guest but always smiling. "What a ruthless man. He threw a woman into such a place and never came to see her once. When he came once, he just did it on his own and drank in such a place~"
"Please stop saying such bad lines are not good..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "Why are I talking about like a man who has been abandoned all the time?! Xiaoyu and I are not that kind of relationship at all!"
"Isn't it?" Yin Shi, who had arrived at some point, sat at the counter and picked up the wine in front of Jiang Cheng and poured himself a glass of it. "Aren't you a man who has always been abandoned? Mother-in-law, you may not know that the woman who abandoned this man can circle the earth for a few times."
"Don't talk nonsense to me!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "When did you come here?! That's my wine! Why did you pick up my wine and drink it by yourself? Let me go, bastard!"
"Tsk tsk, it's so spicy, I'll give you some wine and drink..." Yin Shiemo missed her sip of wine, and then picked up a crab from the plate in front of Jiang Cheng and started eating it.
"You can stop me for a while!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "If you think it's so spicy, let it go! And that's the crab I ordered!"
"Another bowl!" Kagura, who had arrived at some point, said holding his rice bowl, holding a crab leg in his mouth and a few rice grains beside him.
"Thank you, Jiang Chengsang." Xinbaji said while filling the crabs in the fresh-keeping box.
"Are you here too?" Jiang Cheng yelled, "You don't pack me, bastard!"
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Gintoki, who was drunk on the side, kept calling for another cup. Kagura's stomach was also full of food and kept burping. As for Shinhachi, he was already asleep on the table.
"Really... the alcohol tolerance is still so poor..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but chuckled, then stood up and helped Yin Shik, "It's really going to cause trouble for people. Let's go, mother-in-law."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng picked up Shinbaji with one hand and walked out with Gintoki on the other hand. Seeing this, Kagura followed him.
"What a ruthless man..." Grandma Dengshi let out a sip of cigarette lightly, glanced at Xiaoyu, who was a little disappointed on her face sitting on the sofa beside her, and murmured softly...
But then, the mother-in-law of Dengshi suddenly noticed something, turned around and asked at Catherine, "Where did these crabs come from?"
"Didn't these be sent by your acquaintance last time?" Catherine replied, then spat disdainfully, "Xiao Yu used such a thing to entertain them, but she didn't even know how to say thank you to me. Really, are their heads broken?"
"You are the one who breaks your head, right? If you want to say thank you, it's just to Xiaoyu!" Dengshi's mother-in-law cursed, "Didn't you say these crabs are thrown away?! You don't know if the refrigerator has broken for several days?!"
"Forgot Meow~" Catherine pretended to have a cute expression, but it should be the only one who thought it was cute.
"It's so disgusting! You pretend to be like that!" Mother-in-law Dengshi cursed with white eyes, "It's bad now, they're fine..."
But as soon as he finished speaking, his mother-in-law heard a painful moan coming from her house. After a while, an ambulance sirens came from outside the door.
"It shouldn't matter..." said Deng Shi's mother-in-law in a low voice, "It shouldn't be a food safety administration, right? It mustn't matter..."
But just after he finished speaking, the mother-in-law of Denshi accidentally came to Catherine squatting on the ground with pain covering her stomach.
"Did you eat it in the end?!"
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The next day, Oedo Hospital.
"This time I must blackmail that smelly old woman!" Gintoki, wearing a hospital gown, sat on the hospital bed and said angrily, "I actually gave the guests that bad thing..."
"Yinsang, you are all self-inflicted," Shinbaji sat on the hospital bed beside him, curling his lips, "We are also self-inflicted..."
"So... it's not unreasonable for me to hate seafood..." Jiang Cheng, who was also wearing a hospital gown, lay on the hospital bed and curled his lips disdainfully.
"That's all your fault!" Yin Shikki grabbed the pillow and smashed it directly at Jiang Cheng. "If you didn't order some crabs on your own, we wouldn't have fallen to this level at all! Take responsibility for me, bastard!"
"Can you be more shameless?" Jiang Cheng complained with a blank expression, "Didn't you just snatch the food?! Why is it the same as my fault? Besides, that's not what I ordered at all! It was Xiaoyu who brought it up!"
"It seems that robots will also take revenge on men who have been abandoned all the time." Ginto teased.
"Shut up, bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed with white eyes, "It's not that kind of relationship at all! Only you will like robots! Bensu and Hideki!"
"Do you know what Hideki is?" Gintoki shouted with his eyes white, "Hideki is also working very hard!"
"Well, don't argue, you two," Shinbaji hurriedly came out to smooth things over. "Occasionally, we should live in peace, right? And now we are in a place like a hospital, making a big fuss is not good."
"What a big guy." Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, then turned his head to look out the window and ignored Gintoki.
At this time, a familiar person appeared at the door of the ward.
"They are the patients who started to check in this ward today," the nurse explained to Hasegawa, who was wearing a hospital gown, "get along well."
Looking at the familiar people in the ward, Hasegawa's eyes twitched.
At the same time, the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu in the ward also discovered Hasegawa at the entrance of the ward.
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"Hey? Are all of us friends of Hasegawa Sang?" the nurse said with a smile, "It's so good Hasegawa Sang, so that we won't be lonely during the hospitalization period."
"Don't say that, Miss Ono," Hasegawa smiled embarrassedly while sitting on the hospital bed, "I'm just a bad friend with similar smells."
"Wait a minute, have you said bad words just now?" Yin Shikyu sat on the hospital bed next to him and complained expressionlessly.
"Don't misunderstand it," Jiang Cheng said at the same time, "We are not the kind of relationships that we have with friends. If you insist on saying... I should be considered a role like his life mentor."
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