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Chapter 212: What is the first thing that humans see when they open their eyes when they come to this world?

"But didn't Jiang Chengsang say little girl or something? Didn't he mean Dongchengsang..." As he said that, Shinbaji suddenly reacted, tremblingly pointed at Jiubingwei who lowered his head and could not see his expression, "Did you say... mean... "

"Can you say..." Kagura also reacted and looked at the Jiubingwei who was silently lowered his head.

Shinbaji also raised his head and looked at Gintoki on the side.

"Yeah." Gintoki nodded with his hands in his arms, "Yeah, your senses are too dull."

"So that's it," Sisi lit a cigarette and snorted, "I always feel something is wrong, so that's it."

"It seems we are being fooled," Zongwu spread his hands and said, "I didn't expect that the next head of the Yagyu family, the number one in the world, was actually a girl. And... the deputy director of our family actually lost to a girl."

After saying that, Zhuo Wu deliberately smacked his lips.

"I didn't lose!" cried Fourteen, "It's just that there are cracks on the sword body!"

"That's already considered losing," Zongwu sighed, "The deputy director of the Real Selection Group actually lost to a girl. I wonder what the result of this news will be in the newspaper tomorrow~"

"I didn't lose! As long as I haven't admitted defeat in my heart, I'm not considered losing!" Fourteen retorted, and then gently vented a cigarette, "And there is no such thing as victory or defeat between men and women."

"It's really worthy of being Tufangsang. Even though ten team members were defeated in front of you at that time, you were still so arrogant. I admire your shamelessness~"

"You bastard..." Shisi said word by word, gritting his teeth.

"Now is not the time to have a quarrel!" Kondo, who was a kanko, walked between Soto and Shishi, and separated the two people who were about to fight.

Shinbaji, who was standing beside him, had his glasses shocked since Gintoki told the truth. He stood there and rolled his eyes, unable to react for a long time.

"Hey, what's wrong? Can't accept this reality?" Gintoki patted Shinhachi's face, "No, I didn't even breathe, my heartbeat suddenly stopped, and I was helpless."

"Just put this on, Aru," Kagura picked up Shinhaji's glasses from the ground and hung them on Shinhaji's ears.

"Ha, ha," Shinbaji recovered and took a breath. "Heartbeat almost stopped at all. This kind of thing is too shocking."

"I'm really resurrected. It's worthy of being Kagura." Gintoki looked at Kagura on the side and praised.

"Bashidou Mababa!" Shinbaji quickly stopped as if he had noticed something, and then looked at Gintoki on the side, "Did Yinsang know this long ago?!"

"Of course," Gintoki waved his hand and looked disapproving. "Even if he could deceive others, he could not deceive the sensor between my legs."

"Hey, you just said something amazing rogue declaration," Shinbaji squinted Doudou's eyes and complained expressionlessly, "What is a sensor between the legs?! Does your sensor have this function?!"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled, "It's worthy of being Gintoki. He can actually judge the gender of this dwarf by relying on that kind of thing. No, since the gender has been determined, it is not suitable to call it a dwarf. Now it should be called Miss Jiubingwei. Do you think so? Miss Jiubingwei?"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Jiubingwei who was still lowering his head and not speaking.

"Did Jiang Chengsang know it very early? Why?" Xin Baji said in confusion.

"Although my sensor may not be as sensitive as Gintoki, there is one thing that can't deceive me!" Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and continued with a serious look on his face, "That's...Opaida!"

"Hey, you are almost the same as Yinsang. You are basically talking about some rogue topics!" Xinbaji shouted.

"No, I just noticed an Oppeetic aura from her." Jiang Cheng explained.

"How can you detect the breath of that kind of thing? What is the breath of Oppei? Why can you feel it?" Shinba cursed, "But then again, the basis for thinking that my sister is a man is that you have not felt the breath of Oppei from my sister?!"

Suddenly, Shinbaji was stunned for a moment, as if he had suddenly thought of something, and looked at Jiubingwei with disbelief and said, "Doesn't you say... Jiubingwei, you are like Jiang Chengsang, treat your sister as a man because you don't feel the Oppee breath emitted by my sister?!"

Jiubingwei still lowered his head without answering.

...

at this time.

A Miao, who was purging the ears of Master Minmu Qi, the former leader of the Yagyu family, suddenly sneezes. It was this sneeze that caused the earpick to dig a little deeper.

"Oh~ It's too deep~" Old Master Minmuqi moaned.

"Master, if I act like a hooligan at me again, I will be really angry." A Miao said with a smile.

"But I really didn't expect that the girl who played with Kyuubi before would marry into our family." Old Master Minmuqi sighed slightly, "I thought you would care about that matter very much."

After hearing this, A Miao stopped the movements in her hand and lost a smile in her eyes.

"Well, although I don't know what you think, I'd better not care." As he said that, Old Master Minmuqi stood up and turned to leave, "Although the road ahead is difficult, I still support you two young people."

"Grandpa, where are you going?" A Miao asked, looking at the back of Mr Minmuqi.

Old Master Minmuqi tied the small plate to his forehead, and then looked ahead with a burning gaze. "It seems that a few annoying guys have come to the house. Since the beginning, the movement in the front yard has not stopped. I'll go over and take a look."

...

Yagyu's front yard.

Seeing that Kyuubi was not answering, Shinbaji continued to shout: "Although my sister may not have breasts, she is undoubtedly a girl!"

"So that's it! So that's it!" Kondo slapped his hand, "It turned out to be just a misunderstanding! Then the misunderstanding is enough to be resolved now!"

"No, it's not that reason," Kyuubi finally raised his head, looked at Shinbaji and said, "We just surpassed the irrelevant gender conversations of men and women, and attracted each other with the most fundamental part. This is what I and Ah Miao..."

"Scam..." Shinbaji lowered his head, his face was so gloomy that it was about to drip out of water, and then raised his head and shouted loudly, "You liar! Sister, she can't do that at all! Even if she falls in love with this orangutan, she won't do that! It's all your imagination!"

Just as Jiubingwei was about to argue, Jiang Cheng suddenly said, "Calm down, Shinbaji. Although I don't know what happened,... I can really feel that this guy is sincere to your sister, don't care too much about gender, what if your sister really likes her? Will you choose to break them apart?"

"Of course!" Xinbaji shouted without hesitation.

"Although to your age, we are like relics of the previous era, and even old-fashioned, now it looks...you are you?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued, "What if this person can really bring happiness to your sister? If so, would you still choose to break them up?"

"There is no possibility at all! Sister, she left crying!" Xinbaji shouted, then clenched her fists tightly, "I know... Sister, she must be in pain. If I really feel happy, I will definitely see it... I will definitely. If I can really make my sister happy, whether it is a woman of the same sex or a gorilla of different species, I will definitely be ready to send my sister away! But this situation is obviously not the case now!"

Shinbaji's words silenced everyone, except Kondo on the side.

"What is an orangutan of different species? Do you mean Miss A Miao's will like that kind of thing?! Even if you are Miss A Miao's Ou Dou, I won't allow you to slander Miss A Miao like this!" Kondo cursed.

Everyone: "..."

"It's useless to argue about these here," Jiang Cheng spread his hands, frowned, and said helplessly, "You should call out your sister to confront her. It's hard to judge this situation now. Although I think it's not impossible for two girls to be together."

"No, this is the most serious loss of composure," Gintoki retorted, "After all, if Ah Miao really marrys this person, the Shimura family will be defeated."

"Hey, what does it mean? Why is my sister going to be the last one after marrying him?" Xinbaji complained with a expressionless face.

"Because," said Gintoki, looking at Shinbaji with a serious expression, "After all, you are destined to be unable to escape virginity in your life. In this case... your family will be really the last one!"

"Ah! Sure enough, this situation is too serious!" Jiang Cheng reacted and nodded with a serious expression.

"What you said makes sense." Kagura and Sogo nodded.

"You..." Shinbaji suppressed the anger in his heart and cursed, "Who are you looking down on? Whoever says I am destined to be virgin for the rest of my life!"

"No, your whole face says something like "destined to be virginity for a lifetime"." Gintoki pointed at Shinhachi's face and replied without hesitation.

The others nodded in agreement.

Then, Xinbaji started to squat with everyone.

Only Jiubingwei and Jiang Cheng were not involved.

"The topic of the Oppei you just mentioned," Kyuubi ignored the people who were making trouble, turned to look at Jiang Cheng, and asked seriously with a face, "In other words, the distance between me and a man is only the distance between two Oppei? Then, if I remove Oppei, will I become a man?"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled and did not answer Jiubingwei's question head-on, but asked, "What do you see when humans come to this world and open their eyes?"
Chapter completed!
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