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Chapter 186: If the machine fails, it will spit things out~

"Why do you feel unhappy? They work very hard~" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and complained.

"You are not working hard right!" Gintoki cursed again, and then blocked the mosaic again. "How much trouble do you want to cause for this work? Take a look at the copyright law with me, bastard!"

Then Jiang Cheng looked at the old man Yuanwai and shrugged at the same time.

"Where is mine?" Kagura raised his hand and said, "My uncle and Yinjiang have completed the requirements. What about mine? Where is my raw egg bibimbap?"

"Where did it be done! I didn't see it at all!" Gintoki shouted.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, but the next moment he was shocked by the old man Yuanwai's operation.

I saw that the old man from Yuanwai raised the left hand of the mosaic and pressed the switch, soy sauce really popped up at the muzzle in the mosaic's left hand!

Then Kagura nodded with satisfaction.

"I really added it! Why do you add something like this that is useless!" Gintoki shouted with blue veins, "Leave me on the topic of raw egg bibimbap! How much do you like raw egg bibimbap? Although I like it very much!"

"I hate raw egg bibimbap." After a moment of contemplation, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said seriously.

"It has nothing to do with you! It doesn't matter whether you like it or not!" Gintoki cursed.

"Because...it's enough to say something annoying." Jiang Cheng replied, then looked at Gintoki with a smile on his face, "Actually, I hate you very much."

"What you said has nothing to do with the current situation!" Yin Shikeng cursed.

"Stop quarrel," the old man Yuanwai said, then looked at the mosaic again, scratching his head and showing a look of annoyance, "You have so many requirements, and if you add anything, it will exceed your budget."

As he said that, the old man Yuanwai suddenly realized something, turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng and the other four and asked, "After that's it, do you have money?"

Then the three of them in Wanshiwu turned to look at Jiang Cheng, and Jiang Cheng looked up at the sky as if he had seen nothing and whistled.

Gintoki: Ding--

Kagura: Ding—

New Baji: Ding—

After half a minute, Jiang Chengcai finally couldn't help but curse: "What are your eyes? Why are you looking at me? No more! No more money! I used them all to buy games yesterday!"

However, Gintoki and Kagura didn't believe it, and walked towards Jiang Cheng with a fierce look on his face...

Ten minutes later.

"It's really a poor guy." Gintoki spat disdainfully, then took out the remaining 300 yen from Jiang Cheng's wallet and stuffed it into his arms.

"Are you qualified to say this?" Jiang Cheng cursed with white eyes, "What is the right person who wants to snatch even 300 yuan from this?!"

"Hey, old man, this is money," said Gintoki, who took out a hundred yen of steel flask and handed it to the old man Ginou, "Please!"

"Are you... underestimating me? Bastard."

...

In the end, Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu trio were kicked out by the old man Yuanwai.

House of Everything.

Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu trio sat on the sofa and looked at the lonely head of Miss [Yuezi] on the table.

"It looks really pitiful, just like a thrown puppy~" Shinbaji sighed.

"Isn't this impossible? We have no money. We can't sell it at all. It feels like a murderer. Leaving her here, you will be shocked when you go to the toilet at night, right?" Yin Shi sighed and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a complaint.

"Let's not talk about whether it can be sold. If you don't have a body, you can't use it as a maid." After saying that, Kagura also looked at Jiang Cheng with a complaint.

"Why do you look at me with that look? Is it all my fault? Is she the one who becomes a puppy that no one wants? Because of me, I am only startled by her when you go to the bathroom?!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "Don't joke!"

"Yeah." Gintoki nodded at the same time and Kagura.

"You guys can stop me, bastard!"

"Well, calm down. Is this a little bit related to Jiang Chengsang?" Shinbaji quickly came out to smooth things over and said with a smile, then looked at the head on the table again, "And it's not useless. After all, according to the old man Yuanwai, this machine seems to have transaction processing capabilities."

"Nani? Do you spit oil at your owner?" Jiang Cheng looked disdainful.

"It doesn't mean that, its previous owner is also using it as a computer and other things than using her as a maid." Xinbaji explained.

"Computer? Really?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, then took out a game CD and game controller from his arms and carefully looked at the legendary [Computer] "Where is it? Where is the disk reading? Where is it? Where is it inserted into the controller? Are there nostrils?"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng inserted the plug of the game controller into the nostril of the [Computer], "No, is it the mouth?"

Before Jiang Cheng could test, Miss Yuezi spitted out a mouthful of engine oil first, and after spitting out, she fell into a state of crash again.

"It's the second time! I really hit you!" Jiang Cheng was instantly furious, but was stopped by Shinbaji.

"Calm down, Jiang Chengsang."

"Really, it seems that she really hates you." Gintoki sneered, then looked at Miss Yuko in front of her and murmured: "If it's a computer, then where is the start button? If it's installed on ****, it's over."

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "This guy has been in the power-on state at all! He has vomited my engine oil twice!"

"It may be a machine failure or something," Gintoki analyzed, "this is the case with things like machines. If you have a slight failure, you will spit out parts or something."

"Do you think it's your old TV?!"

"Can it be a mole on the forehead?" Xinbaji analyzed.

"Black mole? Isn't this a booster?" Gintoki said in confusion, but after he finished speaking, Miss Yuki spitted out a mouthful of engine oil, hitting the face.

"It looks really in standby mode!" Gintoki said with a dark face, and the next moment he waved his fist at Miss Yukiko.

However, he failed to get what he wanted and was stopped by Kagura.

"Let me go, Kagura!" Gintoki shouted with blue veins, "You dare to spit at the master. Who do you think you are!"

But Miss Yuezi never responded.

"Don't pretend to be asleep for me, bastard! Believe it or not, I'll add two boosters to your forehead!" Gintoe shouted.

"Hey, the situation is not because my uncle and Yin Jiang treat her as football. I hate you. There is nothing I can do about it." Kagura analyzed seriously, "Let me do it. I was the first person who picked her up, just like the first person who picked up stray dogs home."

As he said that, Kagura raised his hand and slashed Miss Yuiko on the head, "Wake up! My servant!"

"Do you think you are repairing our TV?! What kind of violent startup method is this?" Xin Baji complained.

As soon as Shinhachi finished speaking, Kagura received a sneer from Miss Yukiko's mouth and a mouthful of oil spitting on her cheeks.

"Your soul is fading!" Kagura was angry, "Is this the attitude towards his savior? Hello!"

Seeing that three of the four people wanted to kill Miss Yuko, Shinbaji quickly pressed the black mole on Miss Yuko's head.

The next moment, Miss Yuko really opened her eyes. Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Kagura also stopped.

"Dulululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululu~" Miss Yuezi finally turned on normally! "Sorry, your Adventure Book 1, Adventure Book 2, and Adventure Book 3 have been deleted."

"Hey, what's going on? Why did you even delete the adventure book?" Gintoki asked in confusion, "Are you knocking too hard? Kagura."

"What is adventure book..." Xinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"It must have been a place to take the risk by Aru," Kagura explained.

"I... hate RPG games." Jiang Cheng said seriously, "Please change it to FPS game mode."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" Gintoki shouted.

Miss Yuiko glanced at Jiang Cheng a little, and then said again: "Please re-create the adventure book, first of all, the name."

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"Maybe it just doesn't support FPS game mode." Shinbaji said hurriedly, and then looked at Miss Yuko again, "But say the name..."

"You'll naturally roll up your nose and die." Jiang Cheng said.

"Yoxi, the new name is [Silver Bottle Natural Roll to Die]" Miss Yuko continued, "Are you sure?"

"How could you take that name!" Gintoki cursed.

"Hey—?" Jiang Cheng deliberately elongated his voice, then curled his lips and pretended to be very hurt, "I thought about it for a long time before I thought of this name~"

"Do you want to fight?!" Gintoki cursed.

"Come on!"

"You two are a little more contented," Shinbaji once again became a peacemaker. "At this time, you should try to think of a simple and nice name. After all, Miss Yukiko is also a woman."

Then, Shinbaji fell into a pink reverie, and even the background was pink petals:

In Xinbaji's fantasy, she and Miss Yukiko in maid outfits ran hand in hand in a sea of ​​flowers...

"Miss Yuezi~"

"New Bajisang~"

“Ah hahaha~”

"Ah hehehe~"

...

Looking at Xinbaji with his eyes closed and his face looked like a pig, everyone was speechless.

"I have no regrets in my life." Shinbaji woke up from his fantasy, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said.

"Hey, Gintoki," Jiang Cheng complained with a blank expression, "This kid is really helpless..."
Chapter completed!
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