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Chapter 182: Discount fraud? Come again?!(1/2)

Old Jiang Cheng's face turned red, and he quickly turned his head and whistled, as if nothing had happened.

Just then, the screams of Gintoki and Fourteen came.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng hurried behind Yue Yong.

Yue Yong: "…"

"That... I just think that occasionally men should stand behind women! Protect the woman's back!" Jiang Cheng defended.

"Do you think I believe it?" Yue Yong cursed, "There is no such thing as this! By the way, shouldn't men stand in front of women?!"

"Didn't you say that you have abandoned your identity as a woman?" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"It's not the same thing at all!" Yue Yong cursed, but then sighed softly and continued, "Forget it, you can do whatever you want, hurry up. Otherwise, we will be the last one."

"Oh..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, huddled behind Yue Yong and walked forward with Yue Yong.

The camera turned, and Gintoki and Thousands were running wildly in front of him.

"How is it? Have you gotten rid of it?" asked Fourteen.

"It seems that I have been shaken off." Yin Shikyu replied with lingering fear around him.

"That's great... I didn't expect this kind of place..." Shisi replied panting, then stopped, leaned against the tree beside him, took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it with trembling hands, took a sip, and sighed: "You really can't underestimate the forest."

However, just after he finished speaking, Shisi discovered that something was wrong with Gintoshi's eyes. Shisi saw Gintoshi pointing at Shisi's head tremblingly, unable to say a word.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Fourteen said in confusion, "What's wrong with my head?"

The next second, Gintoki fell down with white eyes... Gintoki lost!

"What exactly is it? It actually..." As he said that, Sisi looked up and saw a headless body wearing wartime armor holding a bloody head, staring at him with his head's eyes... And somehow, Sisi also heard the sound of [Didi] like an alarm clock.

[That is... the countdown to my life?]

The cigarette in Fourteen's mouth fell off...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But this was not over yet. The body without a head slowly fell down, and the sound of [Didi] became increasingly dense.

final……

boom!!!!

A huge explosion sounded, scaring everyone in the forest.

After the explosion, the head beside him slowly spit out a note from his mouth, which read: Wash it, earthwork.

Shinbaji, who was hiding not far from Gintoki and Shishi, pushed his eyes and murmured: "Would you do it a little too much?"

...

Pushing the time forward for a minute, when he just heard the fourteenth scream, Jiang Cheng was so scared that he immediately squatted down with his head in his arms. Yue Yong was speechless when he looked at him.

"Can you be a little like a man?" Yue Yong said with contempt.

"I'm just checking whether there are landmines buried underground!" Jiang Cheng raised his face and retorted. After saying that, he pretended to overturn the dirt on the ground.

"Do you think I believe it?" Yue Yong cursed, "I've had enough of you. I don't care about you anymore. I want to leave alone."

"No! Don't leave me alone!" Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, "At least! At least let me grab the corner of your clothes!"

Hearing this, several black lines appeared on Yue Yong's face... But in the end, Yue Yong compromised and stretched out his hand, saying, "It doesn't matter if it's just the corner of his clothes, but... if you dare to catch something else..."

Listening to Yue Yong's slightly threatening tone, Jiang Cheng swallowed, and then retorted loudly, "Do you think I'm so useless! How could I do that!"

"That's good……"

As soon as Yue Yong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng immediately leaned up, grabbed Yue Yong's cuff, and kept observing the surroundings.

"I'm not afraid, I'm just alerting all around to prevent a gorilla or something from suddenly appearing." Jiang Cheng continued.

Just after he finished speaking, a huge explosion suddenly sounded, which scared Jiang Cheng so much that he was shocked. He quickly closed his eyes and instantly hugged Yue Yong's arm.

After the explosion, Jiang Chengcai opened his eyes, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with lingering fear: "I'm so scared..."

However, Jiang Cheng did not notice that Yue Yong's face became darker and darker.

"Didn't you... just grab the corner of your clothes?!" Yue Yong cursed, then raised his legs and kicked Jiang Cheng away.

"That was just a stress response in desperation!" Jiang Cheng got up and explained loudly, then suddenly the topic changed and said, "And Yueyue, you used to like black lace..."

"Black lace? What are you talking about..." As he said that, Yue Yong finally reacted, "You are looking at that!!"

As he said that, Yue Yong took out several kunai.

"Bridged bean sack! That was just a mistake!" Jiang Cheng quickly explained, "And it's not my fault, right? Who asked you to kick me in a cheongsam! I didn't see it on purpose! If it's strange, shouldn't you blame you?!"

"No, it's just that you have a pair of eyes! If you are blind, you can't see it at all!" As he said that, Yue Yong threw out all the kunai in his hand.

Jiang Cheng...stops!

"If this happens, it will be a little faster." As he said that, Yue Yong dragged Jiang Cheng who had fainted and walked straight towards the distance...

And Xinbaji, who had witnessed all this, was speechless.

"Jiang Chengsang is too harsh..." Shinbaji sighed and then moved his neck, "But the task assigned to me has been completed. Now I can have a good sleep..."

Just after he finished speaking, Shinbaji felt a chill behind him.

Xinbaji turned his head mechanically and saw a translucent headless body wearing ancient armor standing behind him with a translucent head in his arms.

New Baji...smack!

"Really, after finally someone came to play with me, why did they all faint?" The head sighed and said, "Forget it, I'm having fun..."

After saying that, the translucent ghost gradually dissipated... Finally, it even made a [ding] sound, it seemed that he had become a Buddha...

At the same time, if someone is here, he will definitely find that the grass here is full of the members of the real selection group who fainted and the young lady Baihua...

...

early morning.

The Fourteenth National Congress panted and opened his eyes, looked at the tent above his head, and sighed: "So that's it, it's a dream. I haven't had such a nightmare in a long time."

At the same time, Yin Toki, who was standing by, also gasped and opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the tent above his head, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It turned out to be a nightmare."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the top of the tent above his head, and said with lingering fear: "So it's a dream..."

Next is Xinbaji...

But then, the four of them sat up at the same time and looked at the rest of them expressionlessly.

Jiang Cheng Yintoshi Shiqiu: "Why are you here?"

Then, Yue Yong and Kondo walked into the tent.

"Oh, you're awake." Kondo said with his hands in his arms.

"Kondo San, why are they in my tent?" Fourteen said in confusion.

"About this..." Kondo explained, "I don't know much about this. Yesterday, except for the little girl from Wanshi House, including Zhong Ju and this beauty, everyone fainted during the bold test meeting."

"Hey?" Si Si was about to say something, but suddenly his head hurts, "No, his head hurts too much, it's such a terrible dream."

"Are you too?" Yin Shikyu continued to hold his head, "I have a great headache, it seems to have had an amazing nightmare. But I can't remember it clearly, ghost fire, human bones, ghosts holding their heads..."

"Are you too?" Kondo said in shock, "I also saw a translucent ghost holding my head in my dream!"

"Actually, I am too..." Shinbaji said, rubbing his temples.

"Are you all?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, "I seemed to see black lace pants in my dream... No, no, when I think about it, I feel my head hurt so much..."

Everyone was speechless at the bitterness tied around Jiang Cheng's head.

The things you dream of are a little different! Everyone complained silently in their hearts.

...

The well-dressed people started hunting to capture the unicorn fairy again today.

"Hey, Kondo, something is wrong with this forest..." Shishi said to Kondo on the side, "I think we should leave as soon as possible..."

"Stop talking stupidly, the general's Liurimaru has not been found yet." Kondo replied, "Yoxi, everyone uses honey tactics today!"

But just after he finished speaking, a female voice came from Baihua.

"Ah! Jiang Chengsama! Look! There is a golden unicorn fairy on the tree over there!" A young lady Baihua said, pointing to a tree in the distance.

"Ha? How could there be that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng sighed lightly and said, "It's just a golden fly."

"Susuo," Yin Toe nodded, then glanced at Jiang Cheng and continued, "Things like that often gather near the feces. Whether in nature or human society, no one like this with a gorgeous appearance is a good thing."

"Hey, why do you want to say it to me?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Hey? Is there any?" Gintoki said sarcastically, "I don't mean anything~"

"I'll kill you!"

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, and saw Baihua members taking out their kunai one after another.

Gintoki hurriedly shouted, "Wait, what do you want to do?"
To be continued...
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