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Chapter 171: Keep the receipts and IOUs!

One day, Yoshihara.

In Jiang Cheng's room.

Jiang Cheng stared speechlessly at the kneeling in front of him, dressed in a housekeeper and Gui with heavy makeup on her face.

"It's okay if it's a little bit similar. What do you want to do? Wigs." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui replied solemnly, "I just felt that I haven't seen you for a long time and miss you very much, so I took the time to come just to reminisce about the past. Of course, I also came with a little bit of talent-seeking. I can't bear to watch you continue to fall! You are destined to fight side by side with me! Let's change this decadent world with me!"

Seeing that Gui was about to end again, Jiang Cheng clapped his hands decisively, and then rushed in from outside the door several Baihua members and raised Gui.

"Take it out." Jiang Cheng stood up and said casually, then turned around and walked towards the computer.

"Hmph, is this your ace?" Gui Heng, who was held by a member of Baihua, smiled and then continued: "When competing with each other, whoever shows the trump card in his hand first will lose, the winner will be able to save the ace until the last moment!"

As he said that, Gui looked at the young lady Baihua on the side and said, "That, sister, please take it out of my arms! That's my trump card!"

After hearing this, Miss Baihua ignored him, although Jiang Cheng turned around curiously after hearing Gui's words. Seeing this, Miss Baihua could only force herself to reach into Gui's arms and grop.

"This is..." Miss Baihua murmured as she looked at the things she found.

"That's it," Gui Heng laughed twice, looked up at Jiang Cheng again, "Jiang Cheng, can you still take that attitude when you see this?"

"Are you underestimating me?" Jiang Cheng looked at the several delicious chocolate-flavored sticks in Miss Baihua's hand and complained expressionlessly, then looked at a group of Miss Baihua again, "Take it out."

"Hi!" xn

"Bridged bean sack!" Gui shouted quickly, then made a deep look and said again, "It's not a bad thing that is the trump card of our organization. Facing this temptation, he was not changing his face!"

"Hey, remember to strip away this outfit when throwing it away and hang it at the gate of Yoshihara for three days." Jiang Cheng said again.

"Hi!" xn

After responding, the young ladies Baihua dragged Gui to leave.

"Bridged bean sack! Don't do this! Just a joke!" Gui shouted quickly, his tone getting weaker and weaker, "Well, I really have something to ask you for help! Ah! Don't tear off the top! The bottom is not OK! Don't touch it, it's not OK! Ah!!"

In the end, Jiang Cheng felt soft.

"Okay, OK," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "Let him go first."

Only then did the young ladies Baihua put Gui down.

...

After listening to Gui's words, Jiang Cheng directly sprayed out the tea he had just drunk in one breath, just spraying Gui's face.

"Are you here to tell a joke today?" Jiang Cheng complained wildly, "The anti-barrier who was wanted by the whole country actually wants to participate in a TV show?! Or a one-day follow-up interview?! Although you know that your head has been in a severe burn state, it is not so stupid, right?!"

"This is just to let the general public understand what we expelled the barbarians are like!" Gui replied seriously, "Criminals, bomb demons, excessive guerrillas, terrorists. There are many guys who despise us and fear us like this. Although there are indeed many guys who are thieves and bandits, that is only part of them! Most of them are like you and me, who are worried about the country and want to change the loyal people of this country! Don't you want to change their impression of you?!"

"It's you right! Don't pull others in without authorization!" Jiang Cheng replied decisively, "Also, aren't you just a bomb demon?! What are you pretending there!"

"Not only Gintoki, but you have become like this?" Gui held her hands and showed a look of emotion. "I really miss the days when we fought for this country together, but now they are still deeply engraved in my mind."

"If you still remember, you will return the 5,000 yuan you borrowed that day to me!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"Five thousand yuan? What are you talking about?" Gui instantly switched to that natural and stupid expression, "The age is too old, how can I remember that kind of trivial matter?"

"Didn't you just say that you can remember it all in your mind?" Jiang Cheng complained, "Do you think you can fool it with that natural expression?!"

"No?"

"Of course not!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "That's the only five thousand yuan I had left at that time! I never paid it back after lending it to you! Every time I ask you, I always pretend to be a natural and stupid expression. It's really... it's so popular!"

"Are you still a samurai if you are so petty?! A samurai should be careless!" Gui retorted.

"I have something to do with the warrior!" Jiang Cheng cursed, but in the end Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Well, forget it, I don't want to care about these anymore."

After hearing this, Gui showed a look of surprise and said, "Really?! Do you really care about it?! If you say this, the previous accounts were all written off, right?! Not only did it cost 5,000 yuan, but it also cost 10,000 yuan and 20,000 yuan that time!

"You still remember it at all!" Jiang Cheng pulled Gui's collar and shouted, "I just blew you up! Did you admit it? I admit it all! I'll give it back all my 35,000 yuan, you bastard!"

"Huh? 35,000 yuan? Nani's 35,000 yuan? Do you want to lend me 35,000 yuan?" Gui switched to the natural stupid mode again.

"Please go to hell and think about it slowly!" Jiang Cheng changed into Jiechou's clothes at some point, and stood behind Gui with a knife in his hand. Gui knelt on the ground, and a short knife appeared in the small box in front of him.

"Bridged bean sack!" Gui shouted quickly, and then said seriously: "If I really owe the money, I won't default! Then, at least take out the IOU or receipt."

"You said you would pay it back the next day! That's why I didn't ask you to write the IOU and receipt! Are you going to be a bastard?!" Jiang Cheng cursed with blue veins.

"That's just not proof?" Gui nodded, then looked embarrassed, "That's difficult. Since there are no IOUs and receipts, it cannot prove that I really borrowed money from you. Since it can't prove that I really borrowed money from you, it's all a matter of whether this debt really exists. After all, there is no memory in my mind that I have borrowed money from you and have not written the IOUs and receipts..."

"Come on, drag him out and strip him naked." Jiang Cheng shouted outside the door.

"etc!"

...

Jiang Cheng and Gui sat down face to face again, but the difference from just now was that Jiang Cheng's face was comfortable, while Gui on the opposite side had a blue nose and a swollen face, as if he had just encountered some traffic accident.

"Then, do you want me to record your stupidity when you are on TV?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile on his eyes.

"No, because considering that the reporter interviewed was a Huaye anchor who was in the flower season, considering the ratings of the show, I carefully considered the end of the show. The two of them sat in the cafe and I introduced her past photos. Finally, I received an unexpected letter from a relative and friend and was moved to tears. Let's develop like that!" Gui explained with his hands in his arms.

"It's too old-fashioned." Jiang Cheng complained with a blank expression, "What's the last sentence? Are you acting like a hooligan?"

Gui ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints and spoke again: "But also considering that the other party may not have prepared letters, the performance of the program has been greatly reduced, so in order to prevent this situation from happening. So I want to invite you..."

"It's so shameful. I won't even write that kind of thing even if I die." Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng spoke decisively and refused.

"No, I haven't told you what to do," Gui replied, and then took out a letter from his arms, "I'm ready for the letters and things! There's no need to worry!"

"Did you even prepare the letters by yourself?" Jiang Cheng complained.

"After all, this is the first time that audiences across the country have to take into account all the situations. For example, the timing of inserting advertisements..."

"You don't have to think about those things at all!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

"After all, the anti-barrier also requires funds," Gui retorted seriously, "The issue of advertising revenue still needs to be discussed! We have already won the ramen sponsorship of Jisongdian! On the day of the interview, you can eat a bowl of ramen in Jisongdian's shop loudly in front of the camera!"

"Did you just rely on a bowl of ramen to expel the barbarians?!"

"No, I actually contacted the merchant of the delicious sticks. As long as the delicious sticks appear in front of the camera, you can get a whole box!" Gui replied.

"Enough, I don't want to complain anymore." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually and replied, "Let's talk about the serious business quickly. The chapter is almost over and hasn't reached the point yet."

"Do you want to interfere with this advertisement? I have designed all the advertising slogans for you!" Gui suggested.

"It sounds really good. You can promote a wave of Jihara across the country to bring benefits to Jihara..." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed. After thinking for two seconds, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui with a serious look on his face and said, "Daga, verbally!"

"Why! It's obviously a win-win situation, okay?" Gui shouted.

"If it was someone else, I might agree, but if it was you... I always feel that things will get worse and worse..." Jiang Cheng looked embarrassed and explained.

"Is there no trust between us left at all?" Gui shouted, "Is the past that can entrust the other party to the other party really gone forever?!"

You are a genius, remember in one second: Red Ganquan:
Chapter completed!
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