Chapter 142: Hello, police? I met a pervert! (Red Sakura Chapter Change: 2)
"I'm not scaring you," the patrol officer continued to say helplessly at Shinbaji with a lantern: "I'm just asking what you're doing."
Elizabeth switched to thick eyebrows mode again and raised the wooden sign.
"Do you know? There are recent generations..." The official's voice came to an abrupt end.
After a second pause, the official stared and slowly fell down, and the blood on his back also spurted out.
"It's very dangerous to test the knife and murderer appear~" Okada Sizo maintained his knife swing posture and added what the official hadn't finished saying.
"Ah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Shinbaji couldn't help but scream. The next moment, Elizabeth kicked Shinbaji away with one kick, and actually gave the opportunity to survive to Shinbaji.
"Eliza...Elizabeth!" Xinbaji shouted at Elizabeth who was still in the same place.
Seeing that Okada Sikami's knife was about to be cut down again, Shinbaji could no longer bear to watch it, but the next second, Okada Sikami's knife and the hat were picked off at the same time.
"Hey, I've been here to find the demon knife," Gintoki's casual voice sounded from behind Okada Si's hiding, "Hey, I seem to have seen you somewhere."
"Yinsang!" Xinbaji shouted in surprise.
"Really, I seem to have smelled something somewhere..." Okada Sizo turned his head and replied, taking out aerosol and pinching it at his nostrils twice.
"You are... you are a human killing!" Xinbaji finally found the information of the person in front of him from his memory. After all, this person's wanted order was posted all over the streets, "Are you doing the test knife and killing these days? And Yinsang, why are you here?"
"Although the purpose is different, we all seem to have something to do with him, Shinbajijun." Gintoki tightened the wooden knife in his hand and looked at Okada Sizo in front of him with a serious face.
Okada Sizo smiled slightly, lowered his head and picked up his own knife that had just fallen to the ground.
"I'm so happy. It seems that I'm coming to see me~" Okada Sizo said, standing up straight again, and the next moment, he suddenly ran towards the side at a very fast speed.
After rushing to a certain position, Okada Sizo waved hard in a certain direction, and a crisp sound of weapons colliding was filled with dust.
Elizabeth raised the wooden sign.
Elizabeth switched the wooden sign once.
"No, that's..." Ginto murmured. After a few seconds, the dust finally faded, and the figure in the dust gradually stared at it.
"Alala, I didn't expect you to be attracted by it," Okada said with a smile on his face, "Mr. Jiang Cheng."
"Have we met?" Jiang Cheng put his hands on the umbrella, and his body was still trembling slightly. Jiang Cheng was slightly shocked.
"I heard that this knife is a demon sword that can cause disaster," Okada Sizo put the knife in his arms, got up and jumped up and kicked Jiang Cheng's umbrella. "It seems that he really can attract experts..."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng was kicked out like a bullet, flew backwards quickly and fell into the house beside him.
boom!!!
The entire walls of the house were broken out due to the impact of Jiang Cheng.
"Jiang Chengsang!" Xinbaji shouted.
"Is my expectations for you a little too high?" Okada Sizo murmured, and raised the sword in his hand at the same time. "I almost thought it would be a death-like meeting you at the same time~"
"First it's Kane, and then you two. The blessing of placing this knife made me meet someone I really want to see~" Okada Sizo turned around and said to Gintoki, "It seems that this knife is a knife that can bring me a good omen~"
"Ki Sang? What's wrong with Ki Sang?" Shinbaji was about to rush out to check Jiang Cheng's injuries, but after hearing Okada Sizo's words, he couldn't help but question.
"Oh, are you acquaintances?" Okada Sizo pretended to be puzzled, then chuckled and continued, "That's really a shame for you. I was so excited because I just got the new knife, so I accidentally cut him off~"
"The wig won't lose to a guy like you who only knows how to kill people!" Gintoki retorted without hesitation.
"Don't be angry, didn't you say sorry just now?" Okada Sizo continued, "Also, didn't you see the power just now? How about the power? The power to repel that real beast..."
"Ha? What stupid things are you saying?" Yin Shikyu replied disdainfully, then looked at the house that was knocked into ruins by Jiang Cheng. "Hey, get up, your acting skills are too poor, and only the blind man can believe it."
"Ah, I thought I could work hard to win an Academy Award~" Jiang Cheng's casual voice came and walked out of the ruins.
"There is a limit to arrogance. Hey, I haven't even got it." Gintoe complained.
"Really? Who won the Academy Award?" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief.
Elizabeth on the side raised the wooden sign.
"You guy who has never heard of it." Jiang Cheng ignored Xin Baji who was posing on the side and said casually.
Shinbaji said that he was very hurt and shouted loudly: "That's me! I am in the live-action movie!"
"Shut up, glasses! Is this time to argue about this?!" Gintoki couldn't help but curse, "Also, if you are slaughtered in the third dimension, you will be a Sakaguchi Daisuke!"
"That's me too..."
...
Seeing the people who had arguing for the Golden Horse Awards, Okada Mizo, who was ignored, finally couldn't help it.
"Did you forget something? I'm still here~" Okada Sizo said, "Also, aren't you asking about Kane just now?"
"Hey, Yinshi, have you seen this blind man there?" Jiang Cheng leaned over Yinshi's ear and whispered, "Is it a good look to us? Is it a slut?"
"It's very likely that he might not even be blind at all, he just refused to open his eyes..." Yin Toshi replied in a low voice, "Actually, if you work hard, you will be able to open your eyes."
"You two are enough!!" Xinbaji shouted, "It's not the time to joke at all, right! You have to ask him for Gui Sang's whereabouts!"
"Cough cough!" Okada Sizang, who was ignored again, coughed twice, took out a bunch of hair from his arms, and before he could speak, Jiang Cheng leaned over to Gintoki's ear again and said in a low voice.
"Gintoki, that guy is not really a pervert, right? The so-called knife-testing killing is just a cover, right? It's just to collect some hair, right? He won't have a special habit, right? Just like someone next door who likes to collect women's hands."
"Didn't you tell you last time? People who run out of the hospital should not be provoked by the most. Once they go crazy and kill, they will definitely be acquitted in the end. After all..." As he said that, Gintoki pointed to his head, "After all, there is something wrong with this place!"
"But he seems to be interested in your natural scroll. Every time he sees you, he looks excited." Jiang Cheng glanced at Okada Sizo and then leaned into Gintoki's ear again and said in a low voice.
"Ha?!" Gintoki made a shocked expression, "No, shouldn't it? Is there really anyone who has such a hobby?"
As he said that, Gintoki looked at Okada Sizo and said seriously: "That, if it's for my hair, next time I get a hairstylist, I will ask the hairstylist to collect the cut hair. If necessary, I can give me your address and I will mail it to you. But I don't care about shipping or anything."
"I'm not a pervert~" Okada Sizo raised the hair in his hand, "I just wanted to at least return his relics to you. I pulled them off just to keep them as a souvenir. If I gave them to you, Izumishita would be very happy, right?"
As he said that, Okada Sizo put the hair in his hand against his nose and sniffed it, and said in confusion: "But, is Kane really a man? Such smooth hair is like a woman..."
Looking at Okada Sizo who was rubbing his face with his hair while talking, Ezen and Gintoki arrived and felt a chill.
"You said you are not a pervert!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly, "You are just a pervert!"
While shouting, Jiang Cheng made several gestures at Yin Shi, who was beside him. This was the special gesture of several people in the war against the barbarians.
"You are right! Your behavior is exactly the same as a pervert!" Gintoki replied, making several gestures at the same time.
"Also, you said it was the hair of a wig? Get the DNA comparison certificate!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Okada Sizo with an umbrella and shouted, "Can't take it out, right? Could it be that you secretly got it from the barber shop?"
At the same time, Jiang Cheng was still constantly making gestures to Yinshi.
"SouSou, hand over the appraisal certificate quickly!" Ginto shouted at Okada Sizo, and was also making crazy gestures.
Jiang Cheng:
Gintoki:
The two had a friendly exchange on the question of who was going to slip first. As for why it was said to be a friendly exchange, because... the two did not fight.
"Although I don't know what the two people in front of me are gesturing, I always feel inexplicably angry..." Shinbaji held her glasses and said expressionlessly.
Elizabeth raised her wooden sign.
Finally, the two of them changed from ideological discord to physical conflict on whom they left behind.
Gintoki and Jiang Cheng pulled each other's collars, and no one said anything. Of course, this was in the eyes of others.
Gintoki: Stop kidding! That's a monster! Will I stay and die?! Shouldn't monsters be dealt with by monsters!
Jiang Cheng: Just go with confidence! I will train Xinbaji to become a qualified heir to Wanshiwu!
You are a genius, remember in one second: Red Ganquan:
Chapter completed!