Chapter Thirteen: All in all, fill your stomach first!
"I see that only strawberry milk is left in your head, your soul is fading!" Jiang Cheng said as he picked up his umbrella and looked at Yin Shi, preparing to send a shot to the idiot's head.
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"So that's the case. It seems that Miss Yue Yong saw Jiang Chengsang's identity yesterday." Xin Baji said, holding her glasses.
At this time, everyone sat together and sorted out the whole story of the matter again.
"But I was really surprised. I didn't expect that Yinsang and Jiang Chengsang had participated in the war against barbarians. I originally thought Yinsang was just a useless uncle." Xinbaji sighed.
On the side, Jiang Cheng and Yin Toe were still fighting each other.
"It's all your fault! I'm involved in such a troublesome incident!" Jiang Cheng said gritting his teeth while pulling Yin Shi's collar.
"It's just a meal! It's all my fault! Who makes you unable to control your legs? If you don't go into that store, wouldn't there be such a thing?" Yin Shi said, pulling Jiang Cheng's collar.
"You silver-haired booster maniac!"
"You rare idiot in the universe!"
"Well, don't argue with you two. If you two are capable, then why not help them?" Xinbaji persuaded.
But Jiang Cheng and Gintoki turned their heads and saw a corner of a colored paper exposed in Shinbaji's arms.
"Hey, Shinbaji, what is hidden in your arms?" Yin Shinto asked.
"What... nothing!" Shinbaji said as he rushed to re-tighten a corner of the exposed page.
"Young man," In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki sat on both sides of Shinbaji at the same time, patted Shinbaji's shoulders at the same time, and shook their heads at the same time.
"What are you two looking at! This is just a discount coupon for Asongjiang's new CD!" Xinbaji explained wildly.
"Explanation is to cover up," Gintoki said.
"Concealment is the fact, boy." Jiang Cheng continued at the right time.
"Men are such creatures. Congratulations to Shinbaji, you have graduated from a boy." Gintoki continued.
"No graduation! Why are you talking to yourself? I'm still a boy from beginning to end!"
"I understand, I understand, Gintoki's reaction was exactly the same as you."
"Yeah, Jiang Cheng's reaction is actually even more intense than you. He locked himself in the room and cried for several days."
"What did you say!" × 2
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shie started to fight each other again.
"It seems that you two have really been a good juncture." Before Shinbaji finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki knocked on his head at the same time.
"Who has a good relationship with this idiot/idiot!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi yelled at the same time.
"Don't argue, you two, let's discuss the plan first." As he said that, Yue Yong took out a map and placed it on the table, "This is Yoshihara's map..."
However, before Yue Yong finished speaking, a basin of cold water was poured on Jiang Cheng. "Don't misunderstand it. I didn't say anything from beginning to end and would help. I just wanted to let others save it. I hate such a guy the most."
"Although I'm not in harmony with this fool, my attitude is the same at this point." Gintoki also refused.
"You two, can you feel more sympathy!" Xinbaji complained.
"Sorry, let's not talk about whether we can solve the problem of the Wild King. Even if it is solved, what should this dungeon do? Can those geishas really return to the ground? Touch your brain! Glasses classmate." Jiang Cheng looked at Xinbaji and said helplessly, and turned to Yue Yong to continue.
"You said before that those geishas know more or less some secrets. If they go to the ground and are used by some people with ulterior motives, have you considered what this country will become? In fact, even if we solve the problem of the wild king, even if we have a short time of freedom, over time, this place will return to its current situation. Sooner or later, it will be sent by a new leader by the Chunyu organization, and the shogunate will participate again."
"That's right. Although we used to do some stupid things to fight the shogunate against this country, now at least we don't want to see this country fall into chaos again." Gintoki took over the sentence.
"I will be there after Yoshihara, and [Baihua]! That won't happen!" Yue Yong defended.
"Can you fight against the entire spring rain or the entire shogunate?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.
"..." Yue Yong was stunned and didn't know how to answer.
"Some things need to be thought about, not just by just a passion. Otherwise, in the end you will find that all your starting points are just your own selfish desires, not only ugly, but also absolutely failing." Jiang Cheng said as he showed a hint of self-deprecation.
"How could this happen..." Shinbaji said in disbelief.
"Where is that Fengxian? Take me to see him. After eating someone's meal, you have to say hello." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked towards the door. When he arrived at the door, he suddenly stopped. He turned around and pointed at Yinshi and Shinbaji with an umbrella. "By the way, I don't care about their meal money."
"Make mee's three million yen, sell your body or kidney?" Yue Yong said, looking at Gintoki and Shinbaji.
"What kind of meal is three million yen per meal!!! You are a black shop here!!!!" Gintoki roared.
"There are also the service fees, overnight fees for you two yesterday, and the consumption of this guy with glasses on the club, which is still a fraction of the time." Yue Yong took out a stack of consumption details from his body with a cigarette pole in his mouth.
"Xinbaji, what kind of club did you spend so much money?" Gintoki roared as he pulled Shinbaji's clothes.
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"Is that the Night King? I'm really curious what kind of anti-tank guns are installed on it to be called Night King." Yin Shi looked at the Night King Fengxian sitting in the house and couldn't help but complain in a low voice.
"Don't talk nonsense, I will explain to Lord Fengxian. After that, you two will admit your mistake seriously. Lord Fengxian should not mind these small things." Yue Yong reminded in a low voice.
Only Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Yue Yong were here. Xinbaji had been sent out by Yue Yong. The three of them finally came to the front of the Night King.
"Shenwei, it's been a long time since I saw you. I didn't expect that the first thing I did here was to talk to me, the old man." Seeing the visitor, Fengxian chuckled and said.
"That, I'm not that divine power. I..." Jiang Cheng was about to defend himself when he heard the sound.
However, Fengxian still said to herself as if she hadn't heard it, "But she is really a rare guest. The 7th Division, the strongest unit that is feared by the thunder gun of Chunyu, is there any pride who climbed to the commander's position at a young age? What's the point of doing here for me?"
"I said it! I'm not that powerful! Can you let others finish your words? You stinky old man!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly.
"But I really didn't expect that I would have grown to this point in such a short time. I became tall, my face changed, and the expression on my face was different. Even the voice actor turned into Hiroshi Kamiya. If it weren't for your blue eyes, I would not have recognized you. It was like a different person."
(Voiceover: Hello, can the author be more handsome? Is the paranoia too much?! Do you know how much does it cost to dub Hiroshi Kamiya? Is your miserable writer's salary enough to match Hiroshi Kamiya with a sentence? If you do this again, I will call the police!)
"That, it's really another person." Gintoki raised his hand and said.
"Is this a new member? The spring rain is really degenerate now. Can such a lazy man enter easily?" Fengxian still said to himself.
"Can you stop talking to yourself? It's not divine power! I haven't heard the name you said before! Didn't you recite the lines in advance? This is not the Gintama crew, you hateful old man!" Jiang Cheng came to Fengxian and roared loudly, frightening the two drink lovers who were with Fengxian.
"I understand, do you want to say goodbye to the past self? Shenwei. What an amazing man." As he said that, Fengxian opened the fan in his hand and slapped it gently.
Jiang Cheng was completely defeated, then walked to his original position and sat down. Seeing this, Yin Shi sat down. Jiang Cheng kept signaling Yue Yong next to him with his eyes.
Jiang Cheng: What should I do? This old man didn’t listen to anyone’s explanation at all! He thought this was the Gintama crew! He didn’t memorize the lines at all!
Yue Yong: I don’t know what to do! Can you stop signaling me with your eyes! This is the author’s fault! There must be no lines arranged!
"If a person is old, his body and mind are dry. What can nourish his body is wine, and what can nourish his soul is women. You won't understand when you are young, right?" Fengxian laughed at herself.
Jiang Cheng: What's going on? This old man came from the lines of the Gintama crew! Hey! How should I answer?!
Yue Yong: I said, don’t use my eyes to signal me!
But at this moment, Yin Shikyu suddenly spoke: "Our leader understands it."
In an instant, Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shik in disbelief: Hey! Let me spare me! You followed him and said that what was going on!
Gintoki: In short, let’s fool you like this first!
"Oh, I haven't seen you for a long time, have you finally understood the taste of rice?" Speaking of this, Fengxian laughed twice, "If you want wine or women, tell me."
"I'm nothing..." Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Yin Shikki before he finished speaking.
"Our group leader wants both. He wants Chinese high-quality liquor. He wants Chinese food for wine. If you want Chinese food, you can just take a woman's food. If you don't look beautiful, you won't be able to do it. Also, give me some of the best Japanese wine."
Jiang Cheng turned his eyes at Gintoki crazy: Are you crazy?! The steps are clearly there! I went down there, so I went down! Are you a fool?! Is there such a thing that makes you uncomfortable?!
Gintoki also replied with his eyes: He said it faster and subconsciously, can I blame me?! Besides, I haven’t eaten breakfast and lunch today yet! In short, fill my stomach first!
Chapter completed!