Chapter 107: Don't ask strangers to do strange things!
"What do you mean not to remember so clearly! That time I treated me!" Gintoki shouted.
"What! It turned out to be your treat! Why didn't you call me at that time? Your soul is calm!" Gui was instantly uneasy.
"At that time, I happened to make a lot of money by playing the small steel ball. I left a lot of military expenditure, so I went there, and it wasn't that I didn't call you, but I just couldn't find you." Yin Toshi waved his hand and said disgustedly, "Anyway, aren't you the same as us in the home of the Ninja?"
"Are you insulting the warrior?! I just heard that Mei Zidian's husband passed away and wanted to talk to her about the story that happened to her!" Gui defended loudly.
"Do you even remember the name so clearly?! But what you said is right. Just talk about the story that happened to her, but who knows how it was? What posture did it be? This is worth discussing." Gintoki nodded and said.
"It's just a simple face-to-face..." Gui was interrupted by Shinbaji before she could finish her speech.
"You two see if the atmosphere is good now! Is this time?!" Shinbaji was so angry at these two fools, "Is it really good to say these before the battle begins?! Guisang, do you want to rescue Elizabeth? Or do you really want to save Elizabeth? I thought you were different from them! In the end, aren't you only interested in that kind of thing?!"
After saying these words in one breath, Shinbaji felt a little lack of oxygen.
"Hey, that guy... is extraordinary..." The ninja wearing glasses murmured, "You can actually make so many complaints in one breath, you are close to the level of the ninja."
"Your ninja level is too casual!" Shinbaji complained again.
"Hmph, it's only the level of a shy ninja," Gang snorted, "It's not enough to face us! Let's go!"
As he said that, the three ninjas were about to rush over in an instant. Seeing this, Shinbaji hurriedly looked at Gui on the side, "Gui Sang! The battle has begun! Stop your meaningless argument with Yin Sangna!"
"I had expected it long ago!" Gui Yi looked relaxed and shouted, "Prepare curry!"
Just after shouting, Kagura and Kaguchi on the side picked up two plates of curry at the same time.
"What [preparing curry]! Don't say so seriously, okay? Where did you take it out!" Shinbaji looked at the two of them and complained wildly, but when he saw the three ninjas on the opposite side were holding two plates of curry, he was completely dissatisfied. "Why are you [preparing curry]?! What? Is it strange that I have been going wrong for 16 years of life?!"
"Remember, your ultimate skill has been calculated by my calculations. If the data continues like this, the probability of our final skill sealing will be above 99.8%!" said the ninja with eyes.
"Shut up! How do you know Aru if you don't try it?! Don't underestimate our Curry [Sannin]!" As Kagura said that, he rushed towards the three ninjas, and at the same time Kaguchi and Shinbaji followed.
"【Three Ninjas】?!What【Three Ninjas】?! Is it me? Are I the same?!" Xinbaji shouted.
"Let you fakes see the power of real ninjas!" Gang shouted, and rushed towards Kagura and the other two companions.
After a short confrontation, the two teams landed safely.
It can't be considered safe either. After all, the curry on the heads of Kagura and the other party was still very hot. After all, the curry prepared by the other party was just out of the pot, which was different from the curry prepared by Gui that had been put on for a day.
“Hot!!” × 3
"Using the same move in time will have a huge difference in the results. This is the difference in strength between us." Gang said, while Sannin turned his head at the same time.
At this time, Kagura and the other party discovered that the other party had eaten all their curry!
"Bastard! I actually saw through our moves!" Xinbaji said in disbelief.
"So you're too naive."
Gui got up and snorted and said, "You are innocent."
"What?" As soon as he said it, he suddenly felt his stomach turbulent, and so were the other two accomplices.
"Belly! Belly... Are you bastard actually in the curry..." The three of them curled up on the ground, sweating on their faces. The three of them could only try their best to hold a switch of their own, but this drug was too strong, and the three of them were almost at their limit now!
"Have your mother taught you [don't eat something given by strangers]?" Gui stood up and patted the curry on the shop, and mocked him, "In order to show off his wrist, he digs his own grave. Learn common sense before learning the method of innocence!"
"Aren't you the same?" Xinbaji complained expressionlessly.
But at this moment, Kagura's painful moan attracted the attention of both of them. They turned their heads and realized that Kagura was lying on the ground in pain, covering his stomach, his whole face had been twisted.
"Captain! What's wrong with you?" Gui asked anxiously.
"You did a good thing... I was hungry and grabbed some food for Aru..."
"You ate too!" Xinbaji complained!
However, at this time, the three people on the opposite side seemed not ready to give up, but they were quickly knocked down when facing Xinbaji and Gui, who still retained their combat power.
On the other hand, Gintoshi and Xiaozhu are much simpler. After the end of Shinbaji, when Shinbaji looked over, I saw that Suzuki had been tied up by Gintoshi and Xiaozhu, and his technique... was very familiar, just like copying and pasting it from some kind of [Forbidden Technique Scroll].
But at this time, everyone realized that Lord Fengxian had already escaped.
"It would be great if it was hidden. You wouldn't have won him!" Xun said lying on the ground and said with a stern mouth.
"But after saying this, that man is really strong, and he can actually get involved with that guy for so long." Gintoki nodded with deep understanding, "I didn't expect there is such a strong ninja in this world."
What everyone doesn't know is that the so-called lifelong enemy that Quanzang mentioned was actually his own hemorrhoids.
Now Quanzang is still fighting against his hemorrhoids in the toilet, and the outcome is uncertain! Of course, with Jiang Cheng on the side, the balance of victory and defeat is gradually moving closer to Quanzang's hemorrhoids. After all, it hurts too much! No matter how strong a ninja is, it cannot withstand it!
Turning his perspective to Gintoki again, everyone finally got to the second floor and loosened Elizabeth.
"Elizabeth!" Gui hugged Elizabeth and began to cry.
"Hey, is there something wrong?" Xinbaji was the first to notice that something was wrong, "Why do you feel like you don't move?"
"Really! I really didn't move!" Gui also discovered, "Are you too excited to see me?! Elizabeth!"
"Obviously not!" Gintoki roared, and at the same time stabbing Elizabeth with a wooden knife, "It's just a doll! There's cotton inside!"
"Really, and there was no bleeding when stabbed through with a wooden knife." Shinbaji continued.
"Ah..."
Finally, under the coercion and temptation of everyone, Xun slowly told the truth.
"There is no Elizabeth here at all. Elizabeth never existed from the beginning. That uncle made a puppet just to kill you to lure you out." Xun said slowly, "You have been completely deceived~"
"Wig, I'm talking about Wiig, can you explain?" Gintoki stood behind Kane and showed a nuclear-hearted smile.
"Speaking of it..." Gui turned his head and shook his natural expression, "I seemed to have a fight with Elizabeth for grabbing soba noodles two days ago, why did I forget it?
"Then it's just running away from home!" Yin Shikyu roared and rushed towards Gui.
"What a joke! How can you compensate for our efforts?!" Xinbaji also rushed towards Gui.
A chaotic battle began again.
But in the end, everyone went back safely, but after returning to Wanshi House, Xinbaji felt something was wrong, "Where is Jiang Chengsang?"
The four people on the other side of the [名名名] finally realized that there seemed to be one missing person, "Where is the whole hiding?"
...
Adhere to residence, in men's toilet.
"Hey, are you okay?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"It's not good at all, I feel that I'm not going to be able to do it..." Quanzang Youyou, who had been fighting with hemorrhoids for nearly a night, replied weakly. At this time, Quanzang's face turned pale, his lips were gone, and his whole body was soaked with cold sweat.
"Where is your companion?! Didn't you say that your companion will come to save you?!" Jiang Cheng shouted again.
"They... don't know. Speaking of which, what about your companions? Didn't they say they had already left a mark?"
"……have no idea."
"I really can't do it..." Finally, Quanzang couldn't hold on anymore and fell down with a plop, "Please, I'll burn a jump weekly magazine for me every week in the future. If I find it troublesome, it's okay to burn the co-ordered version. Although I don't know you, I can only..."
"What stupid things are you saying!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "Don't just ask strangers to do this!!! Hold on to me!!!"
...
Edo Hospital welcomed two special patients, or one patient, when the sun just emerged.
A man wearing a sportswear but his lower body's sweatpants were changed to sports shorts and held an anorectal department with a blue ninja suit and bleeding from his butt.
Of course, this incident has been circulating in the nurse circle of Edo Hospital for a long time...
...
When Jiang Cheng returned to Daojihara, it was already morning. Jiang Cheng carefully avoided a kind of Baihua member and sneaked back to his room.
However, as soon as I came in, I saw Yue Yong leaning against the window and looking at him with a virtuous face.
"I just went to shit..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and said with a smile.
"Soga~ I can pull shit all night~ What an amazing man~"
"Listen to me to make it up for you... Bah, let me explain it to you." Jiang Cheng quickly continued.
"No, you don't have to explain to me. If you want to explain, let me talk about what happened to those girls?" Yue Yong asked, looking at the girls dressed in ninjas under the window.
Jiang Cheng glanced at the girls and suddenly remembered that these girls were the girls who were willing to go filming the [Forbidden Scroll] with him yesterday. At that time, he seemed to have inadvertently revealed his address.
Jiang Cheng was about to open his mouth to explain, Yue Yong took the lead in throwing out countless kunai, and Jiang Cheng... lost...
"Scum!" Yue Yong spat and walked out of Jiang Cheng's door.
PS: Afterwards, the girls said that after hearing Yue Yong's suggestions with personal opinions, they all said that the scumbag was not worthy! And left Yoshihara with cursing...
Chapter completed!