Chapter 101: The first step to becoming a ninja? Graduating from the ninja school first, Soul Dan!
"How could there be such a thing!" Xiao Yuan complained loudly.
"What should I do?" Gui asked in a low voice.
"You are an amateur at first glance," Jiang Cheng smacked his lips, with a regretful expression. "You have never liked to watch jumps since childhood, don't you even know how you feel chakra? Then let me teach you! The so-called chakra is the power generated by the fusion of body energy and spiritual energy! So, close your eyes and follow my instructions!"
The little monkey on the side was about to complain, but Gintoki decisively covered his mouth. Shinbaji and Kagura also knew each other and didn't say anything, because Jiang Cheng's expression was exactly the same as the expression of fooling Shisi in the last time in the Shipeng Group!
"Is it really OK?" Gui didn't believe it, but she sat down obediently and closed her eyes. "Don't teach me strange ninjutsu, I will definitely not learn anything like seduction!"
"Ah, don't worry, you just need to wear a red wig, engrave the word love on your forehead, and have a gourd behind your back. Even if you don't know ninjutsu, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Then next! It's the critical moment! Think carefully about where Naruto's chakra comes from?!"
"Is it my own?" Gui said with some uncertainty.
"No! Naruto's biggest source of chakra is his abdomen! The Nine Tails there! That is his biggest reliance!" After pausing, Jiang Cheng continued to fool him, "You are different from us. In other words, you are actually the same existence as Naruto!"
"Really?!" Gui was a little shocked, but his eyes were still not opened.
"Well, it's almost exactly the same! So I will teach you to draw out the power deep in your body! And teach you to apply it! There is absolutely no problem with sandstorm burials or something!" Jiang Cheng instructed slowly, "So, now calm down and quietly feel the restlessness in your abdomen...what... restlessness that you can't feel at ordinary times..."
Upon hearing this, Gui became serious and began to devote all his thoughts to his abdomen according to Jiang Cheng's instructions.
At this time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and looked at Yin Shik, and both of them showed sinister and treacherous expressions at the same time.
[Guisan is going to be fooled...] This is what Xinbaji thought at this time.
Five minutes passed, and Gui, who had been silent all the time, suddenly said in surprise, "I felt it! I really felt something strange in my abdomen! But why is this feeling so familiar, it's like a big..."
Before Gui finished speaking, Yin Shikyu quickly answered, "Because it always exists in your body! That's why you feel familiar! That's not a stool! Although it's very similar to a stool, it's not!"
"That's how..."
"You are right! Then, what I want to teach you is how to control it!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with an OK gesture and then fooled, "As we all know, just like the Nine Tails in Naruto's body, it is very difficult to control energy! So, use your entire mind to control it! Extract it from the anus!"
"No, isn't this generally just stool?" Gui said.
"So you don't know anything! When Naruto used the tailed beast suit, how do you think the tail appeared on his butt?!" Jiang Cheng criticized seriously.
"So that's how it is!" Gui suddenly realized and began to expel the [chakra] piled up in his stomach. His whole face began to twist and sweat. It seemed that it was a huge pile of huge... [chakra]...
...
Gui sat in the seat with his head down and his face expressionless. He had already changed into sportswear like Jiang Cheng and the others.
Just now when Kei went out to change her clothes, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were already laughing.
Jiang Cheng coughed twice and said first, "Now I will teach you the so-called twelve basic seals of ninja..."
"Do you think I will trust you?" Gui raised his head and shouted, the blue veins on his face jumped, making everyone unable to hold it in, and at the same time they burst into laughter.
Jiang Cheng tried his best to stop laughing, "This is the so-called karma, wig. If you are not kind, don't blame us for being unrighteous! You are in a much better mood now, after all, everyone has changed into sportswear. Is it Gintoki? Hahahahaha..."
"I didn't expect that you would be suitable for sportswear if you were unexpectedly fitted with wigs, hahahaha..." Gintoki laughed.
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!!!" Gui couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out his sword and chopped down at the two of them. "The result of fooling the warriors, I want to punish you two bad guys!"
But Shinbaji was quick-eyed and quickly hugged Gui from behind, "Guisan! Calm down! You haven't forgotten what you are here to save Elizabeth! And didn't you give us laxatives too? This is just a matter of equalization!"
"Bridged bean sack...what is the laxative?" Xiao Yuan heard something was wrong.
"Nothing!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi replied decisively at the same time.
"I thought you changed your clothes, so that's the case?! You are not at all different from him!" Xiao Yuan shouted.
"Although we don't know what you are saying, we just changed our image. How could such a thing happen if we touched the clothes?" Gintoki waved his hand, looking indifferent.
"How could the so-called protagonist stick that kind of thing on his pants? You have been thinking too much, but I just fell in love with sports recently." Jiang Cheng also waved his hand and said with disgust.
"You two shouldn't explain..." Shinbaji said in a low voiceless voice.
...
"Even if you beg me, I will become a ninja in such a short time..." Xiao Yuan showed a hint of embarrassment.
A man wearing glasses with lipstick in a bucket dressed in a female ninja like a little monkey, while passing by Jiang Cheng's table, reminded loudly in a rough baritone voice: "We have gone through countless special trainings intertwined with blood and sweat! Finally, we finally became female ninjas! Don't underestimate Dog Zaru!"
"Shopkeeper... Are you a man..."
"At least, can you please come with me, Miss Yuan?" Gui lowered his head and begged.
"Just call me Xiao Yuan." Xiao Yuan replied.
"It's been a moment's delay, Ape Lord!" Gui was still lowering his head.
"Didn't I say I'm called Xiao Yuan, my soul is fading!" As he said that, Xiao Yuan took out his cell phone, "Sorry, I have contact with many people with the shogunate. You can't act rashly~ Even today, you see, I just received their commission..."
As he said that, Xiao Yuan stretched out his phone over. Before he could finish his words, Yin Shikki pulled out a wooden knife and divided the phone into two halves.
"Bastard, are you playing with us?" Gintoki said unhappy, "What mobile phone do you play in front of guests when you are working?!"
After hearing this, Xiao Yuan turned her head, her face filled with a strange expression and a blush, "It's so strict~"
Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who saw this scene: "..."
"What are you secretly feeling like? It's really disgusting!" Jiang Cheng cursed first, "Believe it or not, I'll throw you to the M club in Yoshihara! How can you make a top card?"
"Why are you blushing?! Why are you blushing!" Xinbaji also shouted.
"Hey? Really?! The top player in the M club?!" Xiao Yuan said in surprise, "Although this condition is very attractive, I will not take the bait! Even if it is M, I will always belong to Yinsang!"
"What are you talking nonsense?" Gintoki was displeased when he heard this, "Who wants you like M! You sow!"
"Ah~ I'll scold me more!" Xiao Yuan said excitedly, "This feeling is so good! Ah!"
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Looking at the already shattered phone, Kanei looked at Xiao Yuan again and said seriously: "If you lose contact with the shogunate, will you? So, please help..."
Before Gui finished speaking, she was interrupted by the scolding of the guests on the side, "Hey! What are you doing with a slow pace?! Come bring tea quickly!" The guest turned his head and cursed at Xiaoyuan.
"As for your order! Come now!" Xiao Yuan replied quickly, and said with apologies again, "I'm sorry, I'm so busy during the day..." After that, he jumped up and didn't realize that his glasses had been secretly taken off by Gintoki.
"I've been waiting for a long time!" Xiao Yuan knelt in front of the table of guests just now, and called the cake in the tray on the face of the guests in front of him, "The cake is given for free!"
"Xiao Yuan, what are you doing?" another waiter next to him exclaimed.
"You don't need to go to work tomorrow..." said the manager of Shuibuk, who was standing beside him, squinted his eyes.
"How can you do this? Store Manager~" Xiao Yuan said while constantly torturing the customers in front of him.
"The store manager is here!" reminded Shuituo store manager, "Where are you talking to!"
Finally, Xiao Yuan noticed something strange, "My glasses...when..."
"Hey—" Yin Shi waved at Xiao Yuan and helped him with the glasses he was wearing, "Here, you forgot your glasses~"
As he said that, Yin Shi and Gui stood up at the same time and walked towards the door of the store, "It's really not possible~ Xiao Yuan, you are always so frivolous." Yin Shi complained.
"But in this way, there will be no worries." Gui nodded and said.
Xiao Yuan, who had been looking at Yin Shiki's back, finally turned aside, "Ah~ bully me more~"
"Don't look, Kagura Chan, this person is no longer saved." Jiang Cheng said covering Kagura's eyes.
...
An open space in front of a shrine.
Looking at the four ninja apprentices who had changed into strange costumes, Jiang Cheng looked dark and said, "Hey, you guys are enough. I have no interest in this kind of ninja wine at all, so I'll go back first..."
As he said that, Jiang Chengju was about to leave.
"Bridged bean sack!" Gui took the lead in stopping Jiang Cheng, full of tears, "It's good once! Please help me!"
"Stand quickly!" Xiao Yuan stood beside him and scolded, holding his glasses, "Listen! Ninjas will complete the work without being discovered by anyone! After completion, there will be no trace, completely like a shadow! Therefore, any conspicuous behavior must be prohibited, such as wearing that conspicuous sportswear!"
"Do you tell lies with your eyes open?! No matter how you look at them, they are more conspicuous than me!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily, "And I haven't said I want to attend your ninja summer camp yet! If you want to become a ninja, you should graduate from ninja school first!"
Chapter completed!