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Chapter 97: Gui: I am from Nintendo!

"Not right! Isn't it seventeenth behind fifteenth and sixteenth?! Why is it the eighteen-lang!" fourteenth complained.

"Because Shiqi sounds bad, I changed it." Jiang Cheng explained again, "Listen, Shibalang is crying again."

The kid cried endlessly, and even Fourteen was a little suspicious, "Is this... this is the real truth of mayonnaise? I always thought that mayonnaise was made by mayonnaise in the mayonnaise kingdom..."

Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and took two photos at Shi Sikka. Then Jiang Cheng and Zhongwu could no longer hold back, and they covered their stomachs and started to laugh.

"What is that? That suspicious expression? I'm so laughing to death, hahahahaha, this person's head is really pitiful! Hahahaha..."

"Boss, am I right? Tuya Sang is just a fool, hahahahaha..." As he said that, Zhongwu touched a cell phone from behind Shisi, "Don't worry, Tuya Sang, Shiwuro, Shiliuro, or Shibaro are still alive in your [beep--]!"

Fourteen was silent for a long time with a dark face, then suddenly stood up and pulled out the sword he had placed aside, "You two should die for me!"

"Ah, it's bad, let's run away first, boss." As he said that, Zhong Wu ran away.

"Wait for me, I will always understand you~" Jiang Cheng followed in an instant.

"Don't worry, when I just took my phone, I had already put two time bombs on Tufangsang." Zongwu said while running.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion, subconsciously turning his head, but at this moment, two huge explosions sounded.

"By the way, boss, remember to pass it back to me the photo you took just now. I have to go on the mission." As he said that, Zhongwu ran towards the other side.

"Don't worry! This is a precious mobile phone desktop." As he said that, Jiang Cheng waved to Zongwu and walked towards the other side.

And the fourteen who had fainted from the bomb were directly ignored by the two...

...

"Oh, isn't this Daliulang?" Jiang Cheng walked on the road and greeted Jisong's brother-in-law.

"Who do you think is Daliorang!"

"Hey? Isn't your brother named Dago (Wu)? Then aren't you Daruo?" Jiang Cheng said in confusion.

"Brother, I am not that five anymore!"

"Is your name...Is your name Xiaoliulang? Not Daliulang?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, "I'll say this earlier, Xiaoliulang."

"Don't give people such a strange name!" Xiao Liulang roared.

"Brother! It's the real selection group!" The younger brother next to him reminded. At this time, Xiao Liulang suddenly discovered that two members of the real selection group had passed by on the road.

So the three of them quickly turned their heads.

"This hateful god!" Xiao Liulang spat, "And that Gui is really super annoying."

"Oh, thank you for your hard work!" Jiang Cheng looked at the two members of the real selection team on the road and greeted them, and walked forward to take out two coupons and handed them over, "Come and have time to play~"

A member of the Real Selection Group scratched his head and smiled and said, "I didn't expect that the boss would go to the ground to start a business."

"There is no way, after all, the passenger flow is getting smaller and smaller now~" Jiang Cheng sighed, "If you have time, come and have fun, I'll give you discounts~"

"Although we also want to relax occasionally, the deputy director..." As he said, the member of the real selection team showed a hint of embarrassment.

"Ah, I almost forgot. Your deputy director doesn't seem to be very good now..." Jiang Cheng suddenly seemed to think of something.

"What's wrong with him, Deputy Director?!" Two members of the real selection team asked quickly.

"It seems like I was playing the bomb guessing game with Mr. Wujun and accidentally exploded." Jiang Cheng said as he pointed a direction to the two members of the Real Selection Group, "It seems that he was still dizzy at the intersection over there..."

"Deputy Chief!" Two members of the real selection group shouted and rushed over.

...

"Brother, it seems that the boy is going to send the Zhenxuan team away!" The younger brother beside him said to Xiao Liulang.

At this time, Xiao Liulang turned around, but the two members of the real selection group and Jiang Chengdu were nowhere to be seen.

"Hmph! What really chooses a group! I feel like vomiting when I nodded and bowed to the celestial beings!" Xiao Liulang spat disdainfully and cursed.

"Now isn't the time to talk about this? What should I do in Jisong?" another little brother asked.

"I thought of a way..." Xiao Liulang said with a wicked smile.

...

"Welcome~" Ji Song greeted, and after seeing the person clearly, "Is it you again? Are you not afraid that the one from your family will chase you again later?"

"What does it mean? What's the one in my family? Who is that?" Jiang Cheng sat down and put the newly bought game aside in his hand, and then said with some confusion, "I'm just a little hungry on the way out to buy games."

"Jiang Cheng, Jisong Palace refers to Yueyong Palace." Gui, who was standing beside him, reminded in a low voice.

"Ha? Have you misunderstood something? Yueyue and I are not like you." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"Why do we need to add [beep--] sound in such places! We have nothing to do with each other!" Ji Song retorted, and just said it, he felt something was wrong. "It turned out that it might be the relationship between the samurai who sheltered from the rain and the owner of the house, but now it is just the relationship between the store manager and the clerk!"

"So, rain shelter samurai, single hostess, this kind of theme is not good now, I don't want to click in to see it at all. Although the themes of the store clerk and the store manager are still a big deal now, compared to the former, the latter theme is indeed better." Jiang Cheng analyzed.

"Do you just think about that?!" Ji Song cursed with a red face, "Can you think about something normal? Are you really not ashamed to talk about these in front of a lady?!"

"Although I don't know what you are thinking wrong, I'm just talking about TV series!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Do you think I believe it?" Ji Song cursed angrily, but after cursing, he could only give up when he looked at Jiang Cheng's clear gaze, "I want to eat something?"

"Thirty bowls of chaos, let's go with ten plates of dumplings. After all, I just bought the game and I don't have much money." Jiang Cheng looked at the menu and said slowly after thinking for a moment.

"This is not a small amount at all!"

"No, this is the least. This guy used to close countless cafeterias!" Gui Qing sighed on the side. Gui was right. During the War of Resistance Against the Barbarians, Jiang Cheng had an amazing appetite. It can be said that wherever the troops attacked, the cafeterias would go bankrupt and close.

"..." Ji Song said slowly after a moment of silence, "It's also a blessing that I don't run a cafeteria..."

...

"Are you really obsessed with this kind of thing?" Jisong picked up the game that Jiang Cheng had put on the side and put it in his hand to look at it, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was eating voraciously.

"How can it be said that it is [this thing]?" Jiang Cheng snorted and continued, "So women will never understand the attraction of this thing to men!"

"You are the only one who is attracted to this kind of thing!" As he said that, Jisong sighed, "If you love this kind of thing too much, you will become a useless man. Even if you have a good skin, if you are like this inside, women will not like it."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng seemed to have chicken blood, "Whether there is no game that is important for women! Do you think it's a wig!"

"Don't mess with me with you!" Gui retorted, "Also, it's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"Are you like this?!" Jiang Cheng said in disbelief, "Do you think the days when I played LAN Cs together are gone forever?" After saying that, he wiped his tears hypocritically.

"I don't remember that kind of thing at all!" Gui said loudly, "I'm from Nintendo!"

"You're about the same!" Ji Song complained loudly.

"I really want to meet the Mario Brothers again!" Gui sighed.

Seeing Jiang Cheng and Gui who were arguing about the game, Ji Song smiled helplessly.

...

"Speaking of this, I met Xiao Liulang when I came." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Xiao Liulang? Who is that?" Ji Song said in confusion.

"Isn't it your brother-in-law?" Jiang Cheng said for granted.

"He won't call that name anymore!" Ji Song was speechless, "Forget it, it doesn't matter what it is."

"It seems that I am still worried about my single sister-in-law, and I still say I have any plans or something, but I was in a hurry to buy a game and didn't listen." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"That's it..." Ji Song said in a plain tone.

"That's it, then I'll leave first~" Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the money and handed it to Jisong.

"Welcome next time~"

...

"Are you friends?" Jisong asked.

"Ah, I didn't expect that this was discovered by Ji Song Palace! Ji Song Palace's observation ability is amazing!" Gui said in surprise, and then said confidently, "We are big believers! We have worked together for the Japanese Li... ramen dawn!"

"I didn't see this..." Ji Song smiled and complained, "But I can see that that guy is also silently paying attention to you."

"Hmm?" Gui, who was squidling soba noodles, raised her head and said with a puzzled voice.

"It's nothing, keep eating yours."

In fact, Ji Song found out since Jiang Cheng entered the store. Jiang Cheng always unconsciously glanced at Gui's legs or the injured area.

...

The next day.

"Will you not go to that store to see your friends today?" Yue Yong asked softly in the window of Jiang Cheng's room.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing the game, said without looking back.

"Tsk, your personality is obviously extremely bad, but you are still so unfair." Yue Yong complained.

Jiang Cheng didn't reply, but was still staring at the computer screen...

A few days later, when Jiang Cheng went to Jisong shop again, he found that Gui was missing, and instead he had a soba noodles on the menu...
Chapter completed!
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