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Chapter 1 WTF! Torture your own master, System Jun!

In the hot summer, Xiao Ting was lying on his not-so-chaotic bed. The dormitory was turned on with air conditioning, but Xiao Ting was still covered in wet sweat!

If he went to the sky, Xiao Ting wouldn't be so panicked! Then he felt sweaty! It was Xiao Ting who was trying to die before, but now he is really going to die!

It is early June 2016, and the summer just began. On May Day a month ago, Chinese universities had a unified holiday, and Xiao Ting also went out with his roommates!

The place I went was not far away, it was a four-star attraction next to S City. What surprised the group the most was the waterfall that flowed down from the top of the mountain. Xiao Ting and his roommates agreed to go to the pool beneath the waterfall and wash his face with cool pool water. However, when washing his face, Xiao Ting saw a small thing in the shallow water in front of him with dazzling blue light, so Xiao Ting was about to pick up this "stone" that might be of some value!

As a result, when Xiao Ting used his hand to fish out the stone, he felt that his hand was scratched by the edges of the stone in the water, but he still felt that he was old. Then Xiao Ting was about to ask his roommate if he had seen the thing in his hand shine!

Xiao Ting fainted! Yes! Xiao Ting fainted gorgeously at the moment! As for what Xiao Ting heard when he fainted: "Drip! The host is being tested..."

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When Xiao Ting woke up again, it was already evening. Xiao Ting found that the glowing stone he had taken out was gone! He thought the stone was taken away by the boss and the others and threw it away! Later, he asked, and the boss and his friends had never seen the stone at all, until Xiao Ting felt that something seemed to be in his brain!

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"Ding! Hello! Host, are you looking for me?" That night, Xiao Ting and his roommates still booked a car and returned to school in the evening! When Xiao Ting finished washing up and lay on the bed to rest, such a sound suddenly appeared in his mind!

I'll go! Xiao Ting was so excited that he had just felt a little sleepy and disappeared. Look at the boss of the shop and the roommates in other shops, they really couldn't hear it!

"What the hell?" In fact, what Xiao Ting wanted to express meant was 'what'.

"Host, I'm not a low-level spiritual creature like a ghost! Be careful if you say this, I'll tell you to slander!" The electronic sound in my mind was obviously, how could Xiao Ting hear a lively smell!

"Then tell me what you are?" Although Xiao Ting doesn't say he is a whistle bookworm! He is also right to say that Xiao Ting is a whistle online reader! He knows a lot about using various golden fingers, and of course he understands the "high-end" way of communicating in his mind to think of what he wants to say!

"Me! I am a life experience system from a higher dimension! Applicable people: children of a large family in the eighth dimension and below dimensions!" Electronic sound actually looked a little proud, but what do you mean by emphasizing this applicable people? Do you really despise me?

Xiao Tinggang had that system that despised himself!

"That's right! Host, the system is despising you! Just like you, it's fine if you don't live in a universe above the fifth dimension, but on the earth in the third dimension, you are not even a child of a big family. Is this life experience system very embarrassing? "Hold the grass! This system is so tm-like!

Xiao Ting was simply helpless. It would be fine if he fainted when he encountered a system, but this system still disliked him and could not bear it! What he encountered must be a fake system! Not afraid, he was head-on!

It is said that he is a head-on, but Master Xiao Ting is still a new talent at the second-class undergraduate college in China in the 21st century. He will not be brainless and then be ridiculed!

Xiao Ting pulled out the system interface through the electronic sound in his mind, and then saw the system description that was about to lay the complete interface. According to the electronic sound explanation, in order to make Xiao Ting more accepting, when Xiao Ting recognized his master, the system still referred to many settings in this world!

For example, this seems to be the interface of a first-tier mobile game! After the information in the upper left corner, the screen cannot be circled with only two major sections: the mission hall and the redemption mall! But now they are all gray, and only when Xiao Ting completely reads the system instructions will they get the power!

So, Xiao Ting, who couldn't sleep, spent the night reading this 500,000-word system description!

The next day, Xiao Ting finally finished reading the last word of the system description, and then went to bed directly. Even the dormitory boss put the breakfast he brought back on the seat without any intention of snatching the other animals!

Xiao Ting didn't notice it, and the task hall in his mind also lit up quietly, and there was a small red dot flashing in the upper right corner of the hall!

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On this day, Xiao Ting escaped two classes. It was not until after four o'clock in the afternoon that Xiao Ting opened the system in his mind again and noticed the red dot! Clicking on the task hall, Xiao Ting saw the main task (host authentication task):

"As a person who is about to become a system host, the host must not be a virgin!"

"Task Reward: The system officially recognizes the owner! The reward system draws once!"

"Punishment of Mission Failure: Host Xiao Ding Ding shortens by five centimeters!"

There is a line of smaller text under the blue font of the system task, so Xiao Ting almost skipped it: "Note: Given that it is the first task, the host is allowed to perform two delays. The delay penalty: Xiao Ding Ding shortens by one centimeter!"

After Xiao Ting saw the system mission, he felt really painful! After all, the pain now is just a feeling, and it might become a reality in the future! My God!

How to solve this task! Should I use the ancient hook-up artifact "WeChat"? Or go to those small streets and alleys to find a small hair salon! Could it be that I want to find a girlfriend immediately!

After thinking about it, Xiao Ting still felt that everything was unreliable! Didn’t it mean that the protagonists who got the Golden Finger in those novels showed their power and showed off their faces? It would be fine if his own system did not bring benefits to him, but now even Xiao Ding Ding is in danger!

By the way, Xiao Ting felt that what he had encountered must be a fake system. After looking at the description of the life experience system, Xiao Ting just diverted his attention, otherwise he would keep being "blue and thin"!

I read the instructions yesterday but didn’t have a good intelligent communication with this system. It just so happened that Xiao Ting is not in the mood to do something else now!

"System! You are a life experience system suitable for the children of a large family. How to experience it?" Xiao Ting was still obsessed with the system's despise of his identity!

"Host, in the eighth dimension, the age when information in the universe is circulating, only the children of the big family can squander all kinds of resources, and the life experience system is to help these children squander valuable squander! According to the words on the earth, the children of the big family are all local tyrants and gods! And as a human being who is about to become the host of the system, you will also receive the treatment of the children. However, due to the special environment on the earth, the system is adjusting and squandering projects to follow the customs: money!"
Chapter completed!
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