Chapter 38 World Cup(1/2)
The moment Tudou came in to serve tea, there were 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room, collective petrochemical.
Holding grass.
how so?
Isn’t Tudou a super master in the online literature industry?
Why did he come to serve tea?
At this moment, Petrochemical is not only the 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room, but also the great masters who come to attend the tea party.
To be honest, not all of these people really admire Tang Beiming, so they came to attend the tea party.
Many people come here with the goal of watching a good show.
You, Tang Beiming, are too strong in the online literature industry, and you will be banned and killed Ren Woxing with just one word.
Many of the people here have similar status to Ren Woxing.
There are even many, and their status is not as good as Ren Woxing?
If one day, Tang Beiming dislikes him, wouldn’t he want to ban and kill himself?
That's why they came over and wanted to see with their own eyes how Tang Beiming could not seal and kill potatoes.
As a result, Tudou is here to respect tea, and everyone is petrified on the spot.
Tang Beiming took the cup of tea and took a sip.
"I'll go bankrupt and read, cut off your financial path, can you convince me?"
"I accept it."
"I will block Ren Woxing and order you to refuse to sign him. Are you convinced?"
"I accept it."
"I will hold a tea party and ask you to come and serve tea. I am the supreme one. Are you convinced?"
"I accept it, I accept it, I accept it."
Every time Tang Beiming said something, he would say something that I would accept.
In the end, he even said the words "believe and be convinced".
As soon as these four words came out, all the great gods were now in a state of desolation.
At this moment, everyone knew that Tang Beiming was the unified online literary world, and no one was his opponent.
"Ding Dong."
"Congratulations to the host, 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room with a slap in the face, and the value of pretentiousness is one million."
"Congratulations to the host, slapping potatoes in the face, and getting a million worth of pretentiousness."
"Congratulations to the host, all the online writers on the scene, and they have obtained a pretentious value of one million."
"Now, the total pretentious value is 6.5 million."
...
The online tea party ended, and Tang Beiming was also a little tired.
He has been resting at home these days.
It happened that the World Cup began during this period.
When watching the World Cup, Tang Beiming’s most unhappy thing is that there is no Chinese team.
In recent years, China has really played football, and Tang Beiming wished he could kick them in the face.
Live broadcast, this game is Argentina vs France.
Um?
How did the camera switch from the competition venue to the audience? What's going on?
Tang Beiming looked carefully and saw that it turned out that it was an Argentine reporter and a Chinese reporter competing for the position, and they both wanted to take the most perfect photos there.
Finally, the Argentine reporter slapped the Chinese reporter in the face and said a foreign language.
Tang Beiming understood this sentence.
"You Huaxia, you didn't even come to the football team, what were you here?"
Then, the on-site security guard arrived, and the beaten Chinese reporter was taken away by the security guard for disturbing order.
"There is no football in China."
After seeing the Chinese reporter being taken away, the reporter did not forget to spit out and said these five words.
When he saw these five words, Tang Beiming suddenly felt a fire in his eyes.
"System, help me modify my life, I want to become the king of football."
"Okay host, this modification requires three million pretend value. Is it confirmed?"
"confirm."
"The modification has been completed, and the remaining pretentious value is 3.5 million."
After modifying his football skills, Tang Beiming called Li Tianshui and asked him to book a private plane, and he wanted to go to Russia as soon as possible.
"The last time I was late to Yanjing. I almost got to go to Yanjing for a private plane because of a private plane. It seems that I have time, so I want to go and check it out and buy a private plane myself."
An hour later, Li Tianshui called and the plane had been arranged and he was ready to set off.
...
The private plane flew all the way to Russian airspace and above the World Cup competition venue.
At this moment, two teams are playing games.
"Open the door."
Tang Beiming issued an order and stood up.
"Ah? Master, what are you going to do?"
"Skydiving? Master, this is very dangerous."
"Li Tianshui, you are talking a lot of nonsense now."
Li Tianshui shut up and stopped talking. He has followed Tang Beiming for the longest time and knows him the best.
If I say anything further, I might be left behind by Tang Beiming.
The plane door opened, Tang Beiming put on his parachuting bag and jumped.
Not far from the ground, Tang Beiming opened the umbrella.
It landed smoothly, and the football happened to be next to Tang Beiming.
Bang!
He shot and the ball went in.
Tang Beiming's kick made the audience stunned.
Because the place where he is standing is a hemispherical court in Mexico.
And his kick was aimed at the German goal, which is famous for its defense.
Germany, the champion team of the last World Cup, is known as the German tank.
In a football match, there are eleven players.
Generally speaking, there are forwards, central defenders, guards, and a goalkeeper.
But for Germany, he had eleven goalkeepers.
That's right.
All German players are goalkeepers.
There are very few teams that can score German goals.
Not to mention, like Tang Beiming, he shot a few hundred meters away from the goal, and then the ball entered.
Tang Beiming's kick shocked the audience.
At this time, the referee had already arrived beside Tang Beiming.
"Sir, please leave, we are hosting the World Cup."
"Let that dog reporter who insults China come here."
Tang Beiming had no intention of leaving.
"Sir, I don't understand what you said. We are playing. Please leave, otherwise we will take compulsory measures against you."
"I force you to numb, will I rape you?"
Tang Beiming beat the referee away with a palm.
To be continued...