Chen Xu, based on his observation of his 25-year life experience in his later generations, should be quite good. No matter how bad a foodie is, he will not be able to get worse.

There is a saying in later rural areas: A woman bows her head and bows her head, and a red-skinned radish and single-headed garlic means that it is best not to touch these four things.

Red-skinned radish and single-headed garlic are the most spicy things, which look good but not delicious. Women who walk up will look around and see what others do, and then gossip everywhere. Such women are generally more aggressive and unfaithful. Don’t have too much contact on weekdays. A man who bows his head and doesn’t speak all day long, then he must be calculating others. A truly upright man usually walks with his head raised and his head raised, with his eyes open and upright.

Through contact and observation over the past few days, although Yu Wuya has been reluctant to tell his identity, he has a clear-eyed look and is polite to Chen Xu's family, and has reasonable behavior and has no other bad habits. If Chen Jiang was there, he would even sue him for dinner, which shows that he should be an open and honest person.

Chen Xu wants to turn tea into money, and Yu Wuya is his best or even the only choice at the moment. Therefore, what he has to do now is to let Yu Wuya go back alive and then help him sell the tea.

As long as you dig your first pot of gold with tea, the tea will be almost useless. The market is too small, the audience is too small, the money is too slow, and the cycle is too long. If you rely solely on the wild tea trees found on the mountain, you will not be able to sell a few kilograms a year. If you want to successfully plant tea trees to produce tea, it will be at least seven or eight years later. At that time, the Qin Dynasty is probably about to end.

"Don't move! Or you'll stick to it!"

At this time, Yu Wuya was wearing Chen Jiang's clean black clothes and sat motionlessly on a stone, her skin shaking gently.

Chen Xu used a homemade bamboo tweezers to stick his beard to Yu Wuya's face.

The source of the beard is Chen Xu's hair, and the adhesive is fish glue made of fish bladder. In order to get this little fish glue, Chen Xu temporarily weaved several huge vine baskets with small mouths and small belly. He and Niu Dashi were busy for two nights to get dozens of kilograms of fish. All the fish bladders were made but a ball of glue the size of pigeon eggs was boiled.

Yu Wuya himself couldn't see the changes on his face, but the fish glue was a little hot. Every time Chen Xu stuck a stick on his face, his skin would tremble involuntarily, so Chen Xu could only keep reminding him.

It took Chen Xu a full half an hour to stick it two or three hundred times before finally sticking a bunch of four or five-inch beards on Yu Wuya's chin, and two beards on his lips. In addition, people in this era generally look old when they are exposed to the wind and sun. Therefore, when they look rashly, Yu Wuya is almost a suave middle-aged man in his thirties.

Chen Xu stood in front of Yu Wuya and looked left and right, his face kept thrusting.

It's really ugly!

But the makeup technique that Chen Xu could not bear to see was the result of this ugly makeup technique that made Niu Dashi, Chen Jiangshi and Xing'er open their mouths and look stunned.

"My benefactor, are you okay?" Although Yu Wuya practiced internal skills and his spirit and soul claimed to be extremely stable, under the eyes of several people, his whole body was still as if he was covered with caterpillars, which was both uncomfortable and nervous. I wonder what this young man who showed magical performance every day had made himself look like.

"Okay, go and look in the mirror... Well, let's have a water basin!" Chen Xu sighed and threw down the pottery bowl containing fish glue and tweezers, pointing at a basin of water next to him.

Yu Wuya quickly stood up and walked to the basin, looked inside, and then showed an incredible look on his face, and he couldn't help but reach out to touch the beard on his face.

"Don't pull it, the glue hasn't dried yet!" Chen Xu quickly reminded.

"Magic, so magical. I didn't expect that there was such a wonderful and magical disguise technique in the world. If you go out like this, no one can recognize me!" Yu Wuya excitedly kept winking at the reflection in the water, wanting to touch his beard, but he was afraid of pulling it off, so he danced and looked like a god dancing.

But Chen Xu couldn't help rolling his eyes.

This is a magical craftsman. The real magical craftsman is called Meitu Xiuxiu. He is known as one of the four great evil magics in the Asian beauty industry. Many women will be so beautiful that they cannot even recognize themselves, and their parents will even lose their recognition.

"Okay, stop taking pictures, hurry up while it's still early!" Chen Xu handed Yu Wuya a row of bamboo tubes tied with hemp rope like bullet belts.

Yu Wuya still sang the basin reluctantly for a while, took the bamboo tube and hung it on his body, and then looked like he was reluctant to speak but stopped.

"What else?" Chen Xu asked.

"My benefactor, the journey to Wancheng is quite long. I will borrow two thousand yuan for money first, and I will pay you five times the amount at that time!"

Chen Xu's face instantly turned black like the bottom of a pot, and his head shaking like a rattle: "No!"

"That thousand dollars?"

"No!"

"Five hundred coins?"

"No!"

"I have to give it some!"

"Two hundred dollars!" Chen Xu thought for a while and felt that it was really not enough to not give a penny. He would definitely have to eat food on the road, otherwise he would starve to death.

"Two hundred coins are too little!" Yu Wuya murmured as he looked at the two hundred coins handed over by Chen Xu.

"Look at my house, where there are valuable things. It's really far to Wancheng, but as long as you get to the town, you can find a way to get into the caravans. If it really doesn't work, go steal a horse..."

"Steal...steal the horse?" Niu Dashi, Chen Jiangshi, and Xing'er both looked at Chen Xu in horror.

"Brother Xu, stealing...the horse is about to be stolen!" Niu Dashi said stammeringly.

"I asked him to steal, not me!" Chen Xu said calmly.

"Well, stealing a horse is indeed a good idea. Thank you, my husband, please take care of me, my sister-in-law, my sister, brother Niu, my husband, I will take care of me, Wuya said goodbye!"

Yu Wuya turned around and looked back at the stove with green smoke emitting from behind, saying reluctantly: "It's a pity that I can't eat the peerless delicacy cooked by my beloved when I leave. It's a pity. But my beloved, don't worry, I will definitely come back early, and I hope I can eat the unique delicacy next time! At the same time, please rest assured, Wuya will definitely bring good news to my beloved!"

"If you really bring good news back, I'll invite you to braised beef noodles!" Chen Xu patted Yu Wuya's shoulder and said.

Yu Wuya was stunned for a moment and said with surprise: "This dish sounds delicious. Wuya is very looking forward to it. There will be a date in the future, benefactor!"

Seeing Yu Wuya's pianist figure finally disappearing on the tree-shaded path, Chen Xu let out a long sigh.

Damn, this bucket is finally gone!

"Brother Xu, what is braised beef noodles? Make one and let's try it!" Niu Dashi jumped over excitedly and grabbed Chen Xu's arm.

"I can't do it now!" Chen Xu said with a few twitches.

"Why!"

"Lack of stuff!"

"What's missing? I'll do it!" Niu Dashi said with saliva.

“Lack of beef, but also lack of noodles!”

"It's easy to say about beef, what is noodles?" Niu Dashi's excitement suddenly fell down and asked murmured.

"The noodles are noodles!"

“What is noodles?”

"What are you doing when you ask so much? Today I have to help me build the toilet. After a few days, I will study the stone mill when I have time!" Chen Xu was too lazy to explain, and couldn't explain clearly.

After seeing off Yu Wuya, Chen Xu could be regarded as a stone in his heart. While the wheat harvest was still nearly ten days, he had to finish the house. The toilet was the top priority.

I also have to take time to level the ground to prepare to dry the harvested wheat.

I have to pick all the tea leaves on the tree before Yu Wuya comes back and stir-fry them.
Chapter completed!