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Chapter 43: Satyr and Profitable Merchant (Part 1)

After dinner, Zhang Ping'an, with a group of perverts and Lu Ruge, led by Wu Tianxing, came to the small courtyard next to the commander's mansion excitedly. He first went to see the prairie pearl Qimuge.

The result disappointed Zhang Ping'an. In addition to his beautiful face, he was a firewoo girl with no breasts and no butts. He didn't understand. This kind of thing also attracted a group of second-generation officials who had sperm and brains! It was really unreasonable! In Zhang Ping'an's eyes, she was far from the eldest sister of the Wang family. At least the eldest sister of the Wang family was originally d and closer to the e. It was not that Zhang Ping'an had a heavy taste, but that his aesthetic vision was taught by adult movies from the East China Island Country in his previous life. So much so that Zhang Ping'an looked at the woman's figure first and then the woman's face.

The name Qimuge was changed directly to "mirror grassland" by Zhang Ping'an. Later, Zhang Ping'an felt that she must not even grow grass. Then she was named "mirror". Zhang Ping'an saw a group of perverts and looked at Qimuge with contempt, so he seriously criticized in front of Qimuge and the perverts: "What a bunch of coyotes who have never seen the world! You can also like this kind of guy! Tell me what the benefits are of such a woman without butt or breasts! Come here, I'll teach you class!"

So a bunch of perverts surrounded Zhang Ping'an. Zhang Ping'an said to Lu Deyin: "Deyin, go out with the Xu brothers! I'll give these perverts, no, these coyotes. You little kids avoid it first!" Zhang Li, who was anxious to attend class, Hu Ming drove Lu Deyin and the Xu brothers out in a drag.

Seeing Lu Deyin and the others go out, Zhang Ping'an picked up the horse whip and raised Qi Muge's jaw: "Let me talk about her face, which is whiter and better than other Mongolian women. But think about it, can you see your face when there is no light when you work hard to plow the fields at night? So I said, this face is not affordable!" Qi Muge lowered his head humiliatedly.

Seeing the perverts nodding, Zhang Ping'an began to become addicted to teaching and educating: "Think about it again, when you plow the fields in front, do you need to feel like you look at the mountains and the peaks, or the grasslands are flat!"

The pervert boss Zhang Li said: "Of course there are mountains and waters, it's better!"

Zhang Ping'an continued education: "When you hoe the ground behind, is it better to hold the mountain in your hand or touch the pebbles!"

The perverted leopard Hu Ming said: "The little pebbles are boring!"

Zhang Ping'an began an inspiration education: "When you hoe the ground behind, because the land is too barren, when hoeing the ground, you will encounter bones, it is wrong! It is a stone. At this time, do you like fertile land or barren land!"

"Fluent land!" the perverts shouted in unison.

Zhang Ping'an concluded: "So I said you are coyotes! Brothers, do you think she is still the pearl of the grassland? I think she is the mirror of the grassland, no! She didn't even grow grass, so just call the mirror. Your road is still long, you have to learn more postures, no! It's knowledge! Well, the mirror class is over. Let's go and see the second generation of officials who are blind!" Qi Muge, who could understand the Ming Dynasty, could no longer bear it, and tears of humiliation flowed down.

Zhang Ping'an curled his lips at Qimuge with contempt, turned around and said to the eldest sister of the Wang family who was blushing beside him, "Please take her and don't let her die! You and the two eldest sisters of the Zhao family have worked hard for a while. If you have any needs, just tell Ruge!"

After Zhang Ping'an said that, he turned around and grabbed Lu Ruge's hand and left. Chen Liang and Long Xiucai were behind him, looking at a little pervert, holding Lu Ruge with a red face, and leading a group of big perverts out of the yard excitedly. With a smile, they understood Zhang Ping'an's strategy of killing three birds with one stone. Zhang Ping'an did this by doing this, one was to bring his relationship with the old brother closer; the other was to show that he was not interested in the Pearl of the Grassland; the third was that you have already gossiped, and I am just like Lu Ruge, and everyone was not interested in passing gossip again.

When Zhang Ping'an came to the prison of the second-generation official camp where the second-generation official was imprisoned, he was even more disappointed. If it weren't for these miscellaneous people, they would have cut off the heads of these wastes. Because Zhang Ping'an saw a group of overly frightened native dogs. No! Comparing them to local dogs is simply an insult to the "big black" he raised! These second-generation officials saw a large group of people coming to the entrance of the prison cell, all shrinking into a ball, and trying desperately to squeeze into the corner.

Zhang Ping'an sneered and said to the guards: "Brothers, thank you for your hard work! It's a waste to let my guards these wastes! Don't lock them together, don't know if you die!"

Zhang Ping'an didn't even have the interest in asking questions and turned around and left.

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Two days later, on a sunny morning, Zhang Ping'an cordially received an envoy from Guangning, the Ming Dynasty in the meeting hall of the General Administration. Zhang Ping'an smiled and, accompanied by Chen Liang, Chen Poe and Long Xiucai, had an hour of meaningless greetings with the envoy of the Ming Dynasty.

The scholar Long used gold to completely knock out the messenger's entourage and figured out the other party's bottom line. Therefore, Zhang Ping'an was not in a hurry to talk to them.

In the eyes of the Ming envoy, Zhang Ping'an and the others were a group of mountain kings composed of deserters. They wanted to exchange the head of the Tartars for the Golden Avenue of the Ming Dynasty. So they bowed and said, "Boss Zhang!"

Zhang Ping'an immediately bowed his hand and replied: "I am not in charge of my family. If you want to ask the boss, I will call me! Ruge comes here!"

Zhang Ping'an pointed his hand at Lu Ruge: "I'm the leader!"

The envoy of the Ming Dynasty clenched his fist and smashed the table, angrily saying, "Zhang Ping'an, how dare you kids tease us!"

Zhang Ping'an smiled calmly: "Mr. Zhu, don't get angry, I'm helping you. Why tease me!"

The envoy of the Ming Dynasty was very shocked: "You know who I am!"

Zhang Ping'an smiled and picked up the tea bowl: "Mr. Zhu, whose name is Zhengshan and whose courtesy name is Ziheng. He was in Guangning Prefecture and was in the eighth rank. In the 37th year of Wanli, he followed Wang Huazhen after the 38th year of Wanli. He was recommended by Wang Huazhen, the governor of Liaodong. He first served as the ninth rank Zhaomo in Guangning Prefecture, and then served as the ninth rank governor. In the first year of Tianqi, he was promoted to the position at the beginning of the year. Master Zhu seemed to be anxious. Why should we get to the point and talk about what should be discussed?"

Zhu Zhengshan sat down dejectedly, with a muddy expression: "Zhang Ping'an, what do you want!"

Zhang Ping'an knew that the Ming Dynasty would not recognize his Slave Army, nor would he recognize him as the commander of the Slave Army. These things didn't matter to him. What he wanted was benefits.

So Zhang Ping'an smiled and said, "We can't go back to the Ming Dynasty, so we won't make plans for going back. We just want to exchange something with you. I don't want silver. I only want food, tea, cloth, cotton, iron, copper, sulfur, and silk. Lord Zhu, tell me, how many things can I exchange for more than 30 Jurchen Tartar heads and three thousand Mongolian Tartar heads!"

When Zhu Zhengshan heard this, he regained a lot of confidence: "Two thousand stones of grain, one hundred stones of tea, fifty stones of salt. Others are materials prohibited from trading by the imperial court. I can't give it to you!"

Zhang Ping'an did not get angry and continued to smile: "Mr. Zhu really likes to tell jokes. Thirty heads of Jurchen Tartars, plus their armor, seals, five Baiboyaya armors, and one of them Niuluezhen. You said if I sold it to Shanhaiguan, or how much can Ningyuan sell it!"

Zhu Zhengshan asked Zhang Ping'an quietly: "You can't pass the Duoyan tribe! How do you sell it?"

Zhang Ping'an still smiled: "Duoyan has been crippled by me. In fact, most of the heads of the three thousand Mongolian Tartars are from the Duoyan tribe. You have seen all the heads, and there are four thousand men and women captives in the Duoyan tribe. I know that there are those who understand Mongolian language, and you can go and ask."

Zhu Zhengshan's heart trembled at this time. When he saw Zhang Ping'an so confident, he knew that this was true. So he changed his mind and began to threaten Zhang Ping'an: "You are not afraid that Guangning will send troops to wipe you out!"

Zhang Ping'an continued his charming smile: "Don't be afraid, because the old Jurchen slaves have joined forces with the five tribes of Korqin and Khalkha in Mongolia. If you want to attack you, you can't send troops here! Also, I even dare to kill the Jurchen Tartars with the strongest combat power in Liaodong. Who do you think I am afraid of? I have a complete variety of Mongolian Tartar prisoners here. In addition to the Duoyan Tartar prisoners, I also have Mongolian Korqin Tartars, Khalkha Tartars, and the captives of the Chronicles. I can also let you go to the prisoner camp after our transaction is completed and choose a few Mongolian Tartar prisoners you are interested in to take them away. I will give them for free."

Zhu Zhengshan could no longer hide his inner fear and his face began to turn pale. He knew that the Jurchens were going to attack the Ming Dynasty. But he didn't know when to attack. He asked in a trembling voice: "How much food do you want? How much other substances do you want?"

Zhang Ping'an said seriously at this time: "Tea leaves, grains of 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilograms of iron, 10,000 kilograms of copper, 150,000 kilograms of cloth, 10,000 kilograms of cotton, and 10,000 kilograms of sulfur. Please take a look at the others!"

After hearing this, Zhu Zhengshan said angrily: "I will only have three million stones of grain from Guangning and each fortress. If you want so much, will we still survive?" (To be continued)
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