Chapter 150 Spring sprouting (eight)
On the afternoon of New Year's Eve, the Marshal's Mansion was very lively. The hostess Ruge led two mistresses and greeted guests with Zhou Wei's cooperation. They also brought Zhang Ping'an's special free chair for pregnant Yang Erhua and Zhao Qiong. They said that they should not move the fetal energy.
This moved the two pregnant women very much. Lu Ruge also specially arranged for Zhao Rui to speak with the martyrs to avoid embarrassing them. The sensible Luo Tian led the children to taste the snacks made by Dashang.
The male owner of the Marshal's Mansion is fighting in the kitchen at this moment. Zhang Li and Hu Ming drove away the personal soldiers who were working in the kitchen. They fought for Zhang Ping'an.
Seeing this, the two brothers Huang Zhi and Huang Wei were not willing to fall behind. They put on their aprons, rolled up their sleeves, and drove away Zhu Yan. They became the little brother in the kitchen and cut vegetables for Dashang.
Wu Tianxing also came to join in the fun at this time. When Zhang Ping'an saw his clumsy look, he picked up a large basket of cooked peanuts and stuffed them into his hand. He kicked his butt.
"Stay there! Send the peanuts here and don't make trouble here!"
Wu Tianxing, who was driven away, immediately became happy. The Grand Marshal treated people like this, which was the treatment that only people who were close to him could have. So he excitedly became a pawn hall.
Lu Deyin took Xu Liang and Xu Zhen also ran to the kitchen. They took advantage of Zhang Ping'an's inattention and ran to the Hu Ming's case where he cut the braised vegetables, grabbed the cut fat intestines, and stuffed them into their mouths. Chef Zhang, who held the vegetable spoon in his hand, was about to get angry at them. The three of them rushed out of the kitchen like rabbits, and Zhang Ping'an chased after him.
Such a harmonious scene was seen by Lu Xiangsheng, who had just entered the yard, and waves of warm and warm waves rolled out in his heart. This is a harmonious big family.
When Zhang Ping'an saw Lu Xiangsheng coming to the yard, he scratched his head embarrassedly and shouted to the room: "Chen Pie, Ruge comes out for me!"
Hearing Zhang Ping'an's shouts, everyone who was still chatting in the room ran out. Zhang Ping'an shook the vegetable spoon in his hand and laughed at the people who came out: "I'm busy in the kitchen, you are just comfortable in your own comfort. You don't even greet the guests."
Ruge gave Zhang Ping'an an apologetic smile, and said good fortune to Lu Xiangsheng. He took Lu Xiangsheng's two concubines' hands and walked into the female family's house.
After Chen Liang and Long Tao bowed to Lu Xiangsheng, they pulled Lu Xiangsheng into the house without waiting for him to return the gift. Chen Pie asked a little embarrassedly: "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
"You don't know how to watch your own family! You are too stupid, so let Li Chen help serve the dishes, Liu Chong, Yan Cheng, Song Hu wash fish for me, Zhang Tong, and Yu Guangcai set up tables, please take a look at those little bastards, don't let them steal food! We are rough people, and they literati will let them recite poems!"
As he said that, Zhang Ping'an took a spoon and pointed at Wu Tianxing: "Tianxing is not enough to run away from the hall by himself. Come and arrange it! Let the personal soldiers do it when they are having a meal!"
So Chen became the head of the hall. Ji Yuehe walked into the kitchen and asked timidly: "Brother, Sister Ruge asked me to get the tremite soup."
Zhang Ping'an was so soft that his whole body was soft by the soft sound. Only then did he realize that the mistress was quite distinctive. The sound of "Brother!" was like a song that sounded nice.
Zhang Ping'an wiped his hands with an apron, held Ji Yuehe's tender hands like a green onion, and walked into the kitchen. Zhang Li, who was slapping ginger with a kitchen knife, smiled wickedly: "Boss has figured it out!"
Zhang Ping'an ignored Zhang Li. He used a soup bowl to serve the soup bowl, but did not give it to her, but handed her a stack of bowls. "You can't handle the soup, I'll let Zhang Li take it over later! Ruge must have given his wife food, so I have to add some seasoning to his wife!"
When Zhang Li heard this, he quickly put down the kitchen knife in his hand, walked to the wooden barrel containing the tremite soup, and quickly served the tremite soup. At the same time, he begged for mercy: "Boss, I was wrong. Can I be wrong?"
Wu Tianxing is very good at dealing with things. He used a tray, put the utensils in his arms, and went out with a wicked smile. Zhang Li was so angry that he cursed: "Wu Tianxing, are you still my brother? If you dare to do something bad, I will ruin you!"
Zhang Ping'an actually enjoys the most when cooking. The brothers did not fight and quarreled happily. The innocent side of human nature was exposed at this moment.
"Brother Li is mighty! The iron whip I gave to the eldest sister of the Yang family was actually ruined by your flesh whip! You are so powerful, tell me, how did you do it!"
Just as the number of people arranged by Chen Pai also entered the kitchen. They started to load the plate. After cutting the braised dishes, Hu Ming chopped the kitchen knife and stood it on the trunk to listen to Zhang Li's gossip.
Seeing that so many people were concerned, Zhang Li immediately danced: "As soon as your boss's iron whip arrived, I fainted that night. Boss, you don't know how happy my wife is. She didn't get up until the next afternoon. From then on, she didn't know where to throw the iron whip. I guess if she could find it, she would have grown hair!"
"Look, look at others, ah, Hu Ming, you are so bad! Long Xiucai is better than you, and he always says that he is great, what's the result?"
Hu Ming didn't care about Zhang Ping'an's provocation, and he looked happy: "My wife has not yet shown her pregnancy. Lao Jia has taken my wife's pulse. He said that my Hu family has a descendant! Hehehehe. Your boss just talks about others and teaches us all day long. Where are you?"
The air in the kitchen was immediately solemn, and everyone was thinking that it was broken, Hu Ming said he was gone. Isn’t this a slap in the face of the handsome man?
But Zhang Ping'an didn't mind at all, so he started to teach everyone again: "You are not educated, but you are really not educated! You have never read history books, so I will teach you. Why are there more descendants of the Ming Dynasty's vassal kings than the emperor? Why are the emperor's children prone to premature death after birth? In fact, you dare not think about it, for fear of being disrespectful to the emperor.
I dare to think, so I know more than you! Including the previous dynasty, most emperors had short lives. Why? Because they cooked meat too early, and often had a relationship with women at the age of eleven or two. Women are the same. If the seeds are not mature, they will be planted in the birthplace. What will the children born? Have you seen miscarriages? Cattle and sheep with miscarriages often have defects. This is not a punishment from heaven, but a natural choice. People are the same!"
Zhang Ping'an's class attracted the audience. He proudly pointed at Hu Ming and pointed at the Tremella soup. Zhang Li, who was quick-witted, immediately served the bowl and handed it over. Hu Ming tacitly put a small spoon in the bowl. Zhang Ping'an took a sip and continued the lecture.
"Men will mature after the age of seventeen, and women will be ripe for two years than men. The best age for women to give birth is after the age of eighteen. It is too early and it is easy to have difficulty giving birth! It is best for men to farm after the age of eighteen, and they must be restrained. Like Brother Li, is it uncomfortable to be full and hungry?
Choosing women is also a science, and the old man's words make sense. It is why they like the daughter-in-law with big breasts and big butts. Look at the daughter-in-law I chose. My old man must be satisfied with it! It is foreseeable that Chen Pi's wife will soon get pregnant!"
Chen Pie, who had just entered the door, widened his eyes and opened his mouth: "How do you know that my wife is pregnant?"
Zhang Ping'an was extremely proud: "Brother Teng is in such a good health, and the eldest sister of the Wang family has a good foundation. What else can I say!"
Chen Pie nodded, walked out quickly, and said as he walked: "Old Jia happened to be here today. I have to ask him to give my wife a pulse to see if it is a man or a woman?"
Zhang Ping'an looked at Zhang Li with a smile: "You have to work harder, the next one must be a boy! This time, Long Tao's family is also a girl! Remember, after the full moon, bring me and let me play for a few days!"
Zhang Li was a little depressed about Zhang Ping'an's prediction. "Boss! How did you see it! Do you like girls?"
"Of course, I want the first one to be a girl the most. My daughter is closest to my father."
As he said that, Zhang Ping'an uncovered the pot, hooked some soup in the pot with a spoon, tasted it, shook his head, covered the pot, added firewood to Song Hu, and signaled to continue simmering.
Chapter completed!