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Chapter 115: Three Wastes Fighting Mice

In the middle of the night, there were waves of ghost howls in room 3602, followed by various ping-pong sounds.

Hu Yifei was woken up and kicked open the door of 3602 angrily, and saw the panicked Zeng Xiaoxian and the other two.

When the three of them saw Hu Yifei, they hurriedly said, "There is a mouse, kill it, Yifei."

"I'll hit me." Hu Yifei slapped the mouse on the ground to death, and kicked Zeng Xiaoxian away, who was in trouble.

Zhang Wei held the broom and mop and said, "Yifei, you are so powerful. You kill mice with bare hands. You are really even more Donnie Yen than Jet Li."

"You guys are useless! A few big men are afraid of a little mouse!" Hu Yifei despised.

"This is not fear, not fear... This is to protect animals." Zeng Xiaoxian said stubbornly.

"I haven't said that yet! Why are you running to the next door if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" Hu Yifei asked.

No wonder I couldn't find anyone before, but I turned out to be coming next door.

"I'm here to play! I'm going to play anyway, tomorrow is weekends." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"I don't care where you go. Don't scream in the middle of the night in the future, and let people sleep if they don't." Hu Yifei roared.

At this time, Zhang Xiaofeng and Ye Zi rubbed their eyes and walked in.

Hu Yifei took the opportunity to say, "Look, Ye Zi, Xiaofeng, and I were awakened."

Ye Zi and Zhang Xiaofeng said in unison: "We were woken up by you."

Good guy, I didn’t expect Hu Yifei’s voice to be so loud that it could actually be transmitted upstairs.

Hu Yifei was speechless, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and the others and said, "It was all caused by these three bastards."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked strangely: "Why are there three? Isn't it just one mouse?"

Hu Yifei said: "I'm talking about you three!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped talking and silently comforted Lu Ziqiao, who was frightened by the mouse.

Ye Zi asked: "Why are there still mice in the apartment? We can't have one in our room, right?"

Hu Yifei said: "Love Apartment never makes trouble, it's all because of you, you never throw away the leftover takeaway. Looking back, the rats immigrated to the family, what should you do? Don't forget, Xinling has a heart disease. What if one day you get scared from your ghost howl, what should you do?"

Zeng Xiaoxian would be thrown out by Hu Yifei because he would often go to room 3602 to eat takeout if he didn't throw away the garbage in his suite.

"Aren't you there?" Zhang Wei flattered, "And after Xinling came, we didn't eat much takeaway."

"You just know how to bully someone Xinling. Let me tell you, I'm recruiting roommates, and you guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor!"

"Why don't I know about your roommate recruitment? At least I live in it too!" Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily.

"What do I do need to report to you? Or can you pay the rent for three people alone?" Hu Yifei said viciously.

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped talking all of a sudden. What a joke. The rent for the three of them was not a rich man like Guo Jia or Xiaofeng, so how could he afford it?

"Otherwise, whoever you moved here to live with us, I can protect you!" Hu Yifei asked, looking at Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao fell to the side silently. Zhang Wei wanted to fall but found that Zeng Xiaoxian was not moving, so he had to squeeze a little into Zeng Xiaoxian, expressing that he was unwilling.

...

The next day, in the morning.

Zhang Wei went to pick up Xinling as promised, and moved things of all sizes several times. Just as Xinling was packing her clothes, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian asked Zhang Wei to go to the bar.

Before the three of them could drink much, they saw Hu Yifei walking over with a few booklets in her hand.

"Hey... ask again, who would like to move here to share the rent with me? I can protect you!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian silently, and Hu Yifei said, "I'm asking you two."

"We...we think living with mice has a different flavor...!" Lu Ziqiao held it in for a long time, and then came up with such a reason that was not a reason.

"Yes, we must treat every life in the world equally." Zhang Wei also said.

"Okay, since you don't want to move in, I won't force you. I will continue to recruit new roommates, but... in order to give the new roommate a good impression, I designated this last night."

Hu Yifei threw the booklet in her hand to the three of them and let them read it themselves.

"What is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the booklet and looked at the terms inside and asked.

"This is my requirement for you and the rules you must abide by." Hu Yifei said.

Zhang Wei asked: "What is this, the personal security guarantee fund?"

"Oh, if you need to hit a mouse next time, I can provide professional services, of course not for free."

"Aren't you charging protection fees? Besides, I'm not in their suite, why should I count me?" Zeng Xiaoxian said unhappily.

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian, you traitor, you sold your teammates too quickly!

"You can't leave me alone, but next time you meet a little mouse, don't be afraid, and don't call me...Mom."

"This is unfair. All the terms are directed at us. I want to protest." Lu Ziqiao resisted.

"The protest is invalid. I am affected and protecting you. Of course, I am responsible for the management of you."

"We will protect ourselves." Zhang Wei resisted in a low voice.

"You? The three heroes fight Lu Bu, and you three are just a mouse. Listen, only creatures standing on the top of the food chain can determine the rules of the game, and I am this person because... I am not afraid of anything!"

After saying that, Hu Yifei turned her head and left, leaving her with a heroic look, domineering appearance, and awesome.

As soon as Hu Yifei left, Zhang Wei said, "I'm not afraid of anything, this is absolutely true!"

"What's so great? No matter how arrogant you are, you're just a woman." Zeng Xiaoxian's tone became tougher when he saw Hu Yifei leaving.

Lu Ziqiao said: "Biologically speaking, it should be. Other fields are hard to say."

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Besides her male hormones are a little higher than normal, what else is wrong with her?"

"Can a normal woman kill a mouse with bare hands?" Zhang Weixin said with a deep heart.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "No matter what, the three of us men cannot cede land and pay compensation for a woman. The so-called wealth and honor cannot be lustful, poverty and humbleness cannot be moved, and power and force cannot be betrayed!"

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be a pussy, Zhang Wei slapped in the face: "These three sentences don't have much to do with us. I'm a poor man, he's a traitor, you're a soft man."

Lu Ziqiao suddenly said: "If she could be scared once, the situation might change!"

Zhang Wei asked excitedly: "You have a good idea"

Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "Hmph, I haven't thought about it yet!"

"What are you talking about? You're so happy?" At this time, Xinling walked over with a drink and asked curiously.

"It's nothing, by the way, are you afraid of mice?" Zhang Wei asked.

He suddenly thought of Hu Yifei saying last night, what if Yixin Ling really has a big or small flaw?

"What are the things that rats are to be afraid of? Every household in my hometown has rats, and I have beaten to death!" Xinling said with a smile.

Lu Ziqiao and the other two silently praised Xinling, and they suddenly felt relieved.

"Actually... why don't we borrow Guo Jia's cats for use? Don't cats catch mice!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Oh? What do you want to borrow?" Suddenly, Guo Jialin and others came over and asked curiously.

"Are you back? So soon?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"The plane at 6 o'clock in the morning is of course fast," said Yu Xiaomiao.

"I'm so tired after a few days of traveling. I have to take a good rest for ten days and half a month." Guo Jialin complained.

"Who told you to go shopping every time you go to a place?" Guan Gu complained.

"Let me introduce it, this is Xinling and Zhang Wei's girlfriend." Zeng Xiaoxian, as an old member of the love apartment, is naturally unstoppable to introduce new members.

"This is Guo Jialin, an online writer. This is Yu Xiaomiao, an anchor. This is Guan Gu, from RB, a cartoonist. The three of them are rich in the apartment."

"Hello." The few people greeted each other politely.

"My name is Guan Gu Shenqi, just call me Guan Gu. I'm from RB Yokohama. Please give me some advice." Guan Gu said with a smile.

"Please give me some advice." Xinling responded.

"Why does he always speak the fourth voice?" Xinling asked Zhang Wei next to him in a low voice.
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