"Everyone will stand there and line up." At the conscription office, an officer and soldier was holding a pen, writing words crookedly, registering those who came to sign up for the army.

"Damn it, why are so many people coming, and they are so exhausted to write." The officer and soldier looked at the team that could not see the head, and felt that their heads were getting bigger. You must know that he had been registering since the morning. It was noon, and the team had not seen it shorter. He had just finished registering one, and three or four more came.

"Hehehe, official, what are you writing about? You are so educated!" The person who came to sign up said to the registered officers and soldiers with a smile.

"Genggugugugugugu, I feel disgusted when I see your face. What else can I write?" The officer and soldier looked impatient and scolded the person.

"Name." The officer and soldier dipped in ink, straightened the brush and continued.

"Uh, lord, what is the name?" The visitor asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"What's your name? Hurry up. Don't you have to register a bunch of people if you don't see me? Don't waste my time, be careful I'll beat you!" The officer and soldier held his head and said a little crazy. I don't know how many people asked this. Even if these people have never read a book, they should know what their names are.

"Your Majesty, you'll just finish saying this. My mother gave birth to me from the doghouse. I'm called me Gou Sheng!" The visitor said and gave a blank look at the officers and soldiers, thinking that he was not good at it.

"I'll bear it! Who told me to be the job? I'll bear it!" The officers and soldiers forcibly suppressed their desire to beat Gou Zuo, and wrote the word Gou Zuo in the registration book in a stroke by stroke.

"Come on, press a handprint here, just go there to get the steamed buns." The officers and soldiers pushed the ink and account books in front of Gou Sheng and said.

"Official, is this my name?" Gou Sheng stared at a crooked black line on the account book and pointed at it.

"Yes, it's not your name, can it still be mine!" The officer and soldier said angrily, "Press the fingerprint quickly, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you!"

"My mother said, the more lines of my name, the more powerful it is. Look at how many lines of my name, no one can compare with me, and I will definitely have a great future." Gou Sheng happily pressed his handprints and ran to get the steamed buns.

"Line? Damn? What the hell! I'm still promising. I don't even know when I die when I go to the battlefield. I dare to hope for something else. I really admire this live treasure!" The officers and soldiers didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but finally shook their heads and sighed.

"How is the matter going?" A gust of fragrant wind suddenly floated behind the officers and soldiers, and a slightly cold voice sounded from the officers and soldiers' ears. The officers and soldiers shivered immediately. There was no one else except the one.

The officers and soldiers hurriedly put down the pen in their hands, stood up, and said respectfully to the visitor: "Report to the Lord, 1,764 people have been recruited so far this morning, and the list is here. Please check it out!"

"The family also came here to see the emperor's order. You must do your best to do your best to help the emperor and solve the problems for the emperor!" The visitor said, holding a handkerchief and covering his mouth and nose.

"Please rest assured by Eunuch Liu, I will do my best to do my best!" The officer and soldier said, burying his head lower.

"What! There are no steamed buns anymore! Are you fucking me? I have worked hard to run over, and you just want to beat me if you lose steamed buns? I'll beat you to death." A man was fighting with the officers and soldiers who were food because he was dissatisfied with his lack of steamed buns.

"Hmm?" Eunuch Liu frowned, "Let's go and see what's going on."

"Damn, I clearly saw that there was food inside, but my fucking time said it was gone. Didn't you clearly bully me? You really think I'm blind!" The man rode on the officers and soldiers, beating them with his fists, leaving the officers and soldiers with no power to fight back.

"What's going on!" Eunuch Liu walked closer and scolded him sternly.

"Hey, you are in charge of the matter, your subordinates bully me newcomer and don't give me steamed buns. What do you think of?" The man stopped beating the officers and soldiers beneath him, and said to Eunuch Liu with his nostrils raised.

"You..." The officer and soldier who was in charge of the registration glared and wanted to invite others to teach this ignorant person a lesson.

"You go and get him a few steamed buns." Eunuch Liu was surprised to be unhappy, but instead asked someone to give him some food.

"What's your name?" Eunuch Liu asked to the man.

The man took the steamed bun, frivolously weighed the steamed bun in his hand, and said to Eunuch Liu with a slight joke: "Look at your good person, I will tell you, my name is Xu Sandao, and others call me Sanye!"

"Xu Sandao, I remember it, let's go." Eunuch Liu said lightly to the registered officers and soldiers beside him, and then turned around and left.

Just a few steps away, I heard the man behind me spitting out the steamed buns, "What kind of garbage, I ask you, Master Third, to eat this kind of thing! I want to eat meat! What about the person in charge just now? Call him over!"

Eunuch Liu picked up the corners of his mouth and said leisurely: "It's interesting! Let's go back and see what that person is playing!"

"Did you just said that you want to eat meat?" Eunuch Liu said, wiping his forehead with his handkerchief.

"It's your third master who wants to eat meat! He's the one who eats these garbage things." The man was so angry that he said rudely.

"Okay!" Eunuch Liu agreed immediately, "Come here, make him a bowl of meat!"

"Hahaha, there are only so many soft guys, I still want to take care of me, I will be the boss in the future!" Xu Sandao laughed. Obviously, Eunuch Liu's repeated compromises made him a little forgetful.

Eunuch Liu smiled slightly when he heard such arrogant words and didn't care.

"Father-in-law, this person is too arrogant and arrogant, and he is simply more arrogant. Why do you still tolerate this crazy person repeatedly?" The officer and soldier who was beaten just now said angrily.

"Father-in-law? Hahaha, it turns out that he is a castrator. No wonder he is like a woman, and he is also accustomed to the powder. He has gained a sense of knowledge." When the man heard the word "Father-in-law", he immediately burst into laughter and did not take the person in front of him seriously.

All the officers and soldiers were frightened and they didn't dare to show off their anger. They dared to call Eunuch Liu a eunuch. Xu Sandao in front of them was really the only one who scorpion shit. Those who know Eunuch Liu a little bit will know his other title, the Living King of Hell!

Eunuch Liu looked at Xu Sandao quietly with an expressionless face, as if he was already a dead person.

"What are you looking at! A pickled product without eggs! Do you want to see how majestic your third master's **** is? Come on, let's show you, let's show you!" Xu Sandao said as he reached out to untie his pants.

"No hurry, no hurry." Eunuch Liu's lips moved, and as soon as he finished speaking, his whole person turned into a afterimage and rushed towards Xu Sandao. Before everyone could see clearly, Eunuch Liu had already returned to his previous position, but there was a bloody heart on his hand.

Xu Sandao, who was originally alive, was looking at his empty chest and his heart in a terror.

Everyone was pale, and many people fell to the ground and vomited wildly.

"The scent of the world hates the smell of blood the most. This smell makes you lose insomnia." Eunuch Liu threw his heart to the ground, frowned, wiped his hands on the clothes on the registered officer and soldier's chest, and then said, "I'll chop him into meat sauce for me later and feed him to the dog!"

The officers and soldiers swallowed hard, and shouted at the officers and soldiers around them tremblely: "Hurry, hurry up, drag him to me and chop it into meat sauce, and take it to feed the dog!"

"The family is tired, so I'm going to rest. I'll come back tomorrow!" Eunuch Liu said casually, and his figure flashed and disappeared.

Everyone looked at me, and I looked at you, and they all saw the look of horror in the other person's eyes.

"Boss, your pants are peeing!" The beaten soldier pointed at his boss' pants and said.

"Hmm? Yes!" After touching his pants, the officer and soldier in charge of the registration found that he had urinated because of fear, he glared at his subordinates fiercely, and trembled his legs all the way back to the camp.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!