Chapter 33: Martial Arts Conference 2
At noon, I made a lot of food and delivered it to the small table around the martial arts platform. In his words, it was more fun to watch martial arts while eating. Yang Chengyu held a bowl of soup in his left hand, took a sip, picked up the chicken leg and tore it up. He rolled his eyes and asked Yang Chengyu to eat more civilizedly. Thousands of people across the street were watching! He grabbed a pig's trotter and ate it directly. Wang Laogou and the elders behind him cursed in his heart, and he was embarrassed to say that others were? Eating by himself was even more ugly than others.
He was having lunch and thinking that the children of major sects had been playing with each other for a long time in the morning. It was these old guys' turn to compete in the afternoon? When he was gnawing the pig's trotters, he saw a veiled woman on the stage kicking an axe to help his disciples off the stage. Then the woman pointed the sword at the entrance of the Beggars' Gang's headquarters. He felt strange, and gnawing the pig's trotters and said to Yang Chengyu next to him, "That little girl on the stage is challenging you! Why don't you go and beat her up?"
Yang Chengyu bit the chicken leg and looked at him, then looked at the girl on the stage and pointed at herself. The girl on the stage shook her head. Yang Chengyu took the chicken leg from her mouth and looked at him and said, "You're so fucking, I'm going to beat you, grass." After saying that, he continued to chew on his chicken leg
Looking at the stage, I thought to myself that this girl has a really good figure. I just don’t know how she looks, so I solved the pig’s trotters in a few seconds. I took the basin handed over by Wang Laogou to wash my hands, wiped my mouth with a towel and stood up. At this time, Wang Laogou said behind him that the girl on the stage was Jiang Shiqi’s daughter, and then nodded and walked towards the martial arts platform.
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On the stage, he said with his right hand, "Miss Jiang, please give me advice."
Jiang Yao'er didn't say anything nonsense, and waved the sword and chopped him. He glanced at him and thought that this girl wouldn't be a fool, right? If she had been killed on the battlefield, she would then tilt her body to avoid the sword. Jiang Yao'er stabbed him in the chest with another sword. He avoided one side of his body and grabbed Jiang Yao'er's right hand with his left hand. So, the awesome Jiang Yao'er couldn't even hold on to a single move in his hand.
"This Miss Jiang, you have already lost."
"Bad you, a big-headed ghost, look at the trick." As he said that, Jiang Yao slapped his left hand with his left hand. He calmly grabbed Jiang Yao'er's left hand with his right hand, and at this time he was anxious! He challenged others, but he grabbed his right hand with his sword in one move, and now he grabbed his left hand again. What should I do? Yes, this girl still has feet, look at her feet. When she saw that the other party had lost both hands and was out of her feet, she still kicked her feet directly onto his chin. On the side of her head, Jiang Yao'er kicked her feet for nothing. When she wanted to take her feet back, he pulled her hands back. As soon as the two of them were stuck together, they even had Jiang Yao'er's little legs in the middle. Jiang Yao'er was so angry! He shouted and let go, struggling hard, and he couldn't bully others.
Ah? So he put his hand on, and Jiang Yaoer hit the ground with one foot because of struggle. As soon as he let go, the girl fell back in a daze. Seeing that she was about to fall, she quickly stepped forward a few steps and stretched her left hand to hug Jiang Yaoer's waist. In an instant! Jiang Yaoer's veil fell off, with slender eyebrows, a erect nose, a white melon-shaped face, a pink cherry mouth, and a big watery eye blinked a few times... How cute... he felt his heartbeat speed rises sharply, and there is no sign of stopping. What's going on? I don't know, he was stunned. The two of them looked at me, I looked at you, staring at you for a long time without saying anything. They even forgot to hold others, and just looked at Jiang Yaoer in a daze.
At this time, the audience said, "My Jiedushi, my little girl is young and ungrateful, and she bumps into her. I hope she will forgive her." It turned out that Jiang Shiqi broke the quietness.
Hearing Jiang Shiqi's words, he suddenly woke up and quickly raised Jiang Yao'er and said, "I'm sorry, I'm rude." After Jiang Yao'er got up, she hurriedly brought the veil again, glaring at him with anger and slowly walked off the stage. But he was still standing on the stage in a daze! What should I do? "Ah! The lotus comes out of the clear water, and I naturally take the decoration." He shook his head and sighed, walked back to the stage in disappointment, and sat next to Yang Chengyu.
Yang Chengyu stared at him and asked if he was happy, but he just didn't say anything. What could he say? You're just fucking flirting, but you made your heart twitch and jump straight. What does it mean?
Yang Chengyu also realized that he fell in love at first sight.
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Jiang Yao'er couldn't stay in the audience anymore, so she had to take her maid to the room arranged by the Beggars' Sect at the headquarters. Jiang Shiqi did not leave and sat down in the audience to look at the entrance of the Beggars' Sect's headquarters. In fact, Jiang Shiqi was worried too! It doesn't matter if his daughter was taken aback by the little warlord on the opposite side. The key is what if that brat came to him to propose marriage? What should he do if the hundreds of thousands of troops in Yuzhou do?
Jiang Shiqi thought about him too badly. How could he use force to propose marriage? If you want to get his daughter, don’t have to do despicable means? It’s just that Jiang Shiqi doesn’t understand him.
No matter what the conference has to continue, it is the old guys below who have performed all morning. The first one to go on stage was Shangguan Qiushui, known as the hero of Zhongzhou. This person is said to be invincible in Zhongzhou, and the Phantom Sword is extremely fast.
"I, Shangguan Qiushui, Zhongzhou, who is my friend here to give me advice?"
"Jiangzhou Lu Bao comes to learn about Zhongzhou Phantom Sword."
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"Okay, I didn't expect that the Sixth Elder of the Seven Quarter Sect was so profound. Chu Qi, Lujiabao, admitted defeat." After Chu Qi said that, he bowed and jumped off the stage.
"Huo Yuantu, please give advice from the sixth elders." After Chu Qi stepped down, Huo Yuantu went to the stage.
At the entrance of the Beggars' Gang's headquarters, "Hey! What's the matter with you? Is that feeling happy to hold the little beauty?" Yang Chengyu asked him again
"It's so good that I'm not strong enough," replied weakly.
"Tsk! Just hug them! It's like fighting in bed for 300 rounds. I'll tell you solemnly that it's my turn to have a beauty. You're not allowed to grab it with me, and you're not allowed to get a defective product, it's all mine."
"Okay, okay, it's all yours, and the aunties can also make you soak. I can't move on this platform anymore! Grass."
At this time, there was applause from the audience. I turned my head to look at the martial arts platform. It turned out that the sixth elder of the Seven Quarter Sect won again. And the man who walked onto the stage again was a thirty-year-old man holding two big axes.
"Axe Gang Yan Batian asked the Sixth Elder for advice, please..."
"Master Shaolin Yikong comes to ask for advice"
"Wudang Ximing, the old Taoist who came to ask for advice"
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Just as they were eating apples and watching the competition
"Hahahaha, South Vietnamese Jin Zhengming also came to ask the masters of the Great Wei Dynasty for advice."
He: "Puff! What's this guy? Do we invite people from Nanyue to attend the conference?" He felt very strange. These intersections were so severe that they were killed by the Zhenxi Army. How did the Nanyue people come in?
He was wondering, but someone walked onto the martial arts platform.
"Dongxia Nalan Qianbing also came to ask the masters of the Great Wei Dynasty for advice."
"Xiao Ke from Northern Liao is also here to ask for advice."
"What? How did these people come in?" He was so angry that he stood up and shouted.
Everyone around Wutai was wondering. What happened to these people? Although the martial arts world is the river world and the court is the court. But the Yuzhou Wulin Conference was held by the Yuzhou Jiedushi, and all the intersections were killed. How did these people come in? There are some people from all over the Central Plains, most of them are merchants from various countries. Yuzhou held the martial arts world conference and did not invite foreign gangs or sects at all. What were they trying to show up here? Are they smashing the Yuzhou warlords?
He was also helpless. These people were all merchants and sects who stayed in the Great Wei Dynasty, not foreign military and political spies. The two countries were still killed when they were fighting! They could not directly send troops to kill them, right? Dongxia Kingdom is not without Han people, but it is only relatively few. The Han people in the South Yue Kingdom are relatively more, most of them are merchants. When the Beggars' Gang bought grain in the early stage, they also bought rice from the South Yue Kingdom.
What should I do now? Whether it is coming to smash the ground or asking for advice, I can't lose my face. Moreover, Bei Liao is still confronting the Great Wei at Yinshan Pass. He can ignore the Great Wei, but he can't ignore the issue of racial face. No matter how they got in, we have to find a way to solve them now. After thinking about it, he took a few steps forward and looked at the martial arts masters of the Three Kingdoms on the stage.
"I am very honored that I have come from afar to participate in the martial arts conference of our Great Wei Dynasty. I wonder how many of you want to compete? Should the three of you join us or a one-on-one challenge?"
"One-on-one, the three of us are not together. I wonder which master from the Great Wei Dynasty came up to give some advice?" Dongxia Nalan Qianbing spoke first.
Looking at the various sects and sects below the stage, he shouted, "Which hero, my Great Wei, will fight?"
"I'll take a look at the Great Demon Palm of Dongxia."
Everyone in the audience was talking about it. Master Kongzhi's martial arts skills should be able to win? I don't know that there are only two sects in Dongxia, and this person seems to be from the Great God Sect of Dongxia.
Monk Kongzhi and Nalan Qianbing fought dozens of meetings on the stage, and he browned. Monk Kongzhi was suppressed and at most ten moves would be defeated. Sure enough, in the eighth move, Monk Kongzhi was hit by Nalan Qianbing with a palm. Nalan Qianbing stood on the stage and shouted, "Who is there any other master to come up to give advice?"
"I'll do it"
Failed.
"I'll do it"
Failed again.
...Nalan Qianbing lost seven or eight people in a row.
He was a little anxious and looked around. When he saw Jiang Shiqi, Jiang Shiqi was also looking at him. Jiang Shiqi nodded to him and he nodded.
"Jiang Shiqi, the Zhongzhou Escort Agency, came to give advice."
At this time, thousands of people from the audience shouted together, "Old Jiang leader defeated him, defeat him, defeat him. Jiang Shiqi didn't talk nonsense and punched him directly. The two of them fought back and forth on the stage for dozens of rounds. At this time, Nalan Qianbing directly slapped Jiang Shiqi with a big demon palm, and Jiang Shiqi turned his body without turning his head and attacked him with one punch. Nalan Qianbing was directly knocked back by Jiang Shiqi for more than ten steps, slapped his chest and spit out blood and jumped off the stage.
At this time, "Oh! Old Jiang's leader is invincible, Old Jiang's leader will win, invincible, will win..." Everyone cheered together.
Jiang Shiqi looked at the other two people, and Xiao Ke from the Northern Liao Dynasty glanced at Kim Jong-ming, who walked towards the middle from the Taiwan side.
He also looked at Jiang Shiqi and looked at Kim Jong-ming again, "Wait, we will change people too. I am the host, I have the final say in the rules, the wheel battle will be cancelled, and the old leader of Jiang will go down and rest first."
I looked around and said, "Who else can fight in my Great Wei?"
"Du Nan, the Seven-Secret Sect's Desolate Sword, came to learn about the unique skills of Nanyue."
As soon as he finished speaking, the sixth elder of the Seven Quarter Sect came on stage again. He asked softly: "I have fought so many games ahead and haven't had enough rest yet. Can I withstand it?"
"Well! You can't lose face to me, Han people. I will defeat him in this battle." Du Nan said confidently.
Now those who can go on stage are real martial arts masters, and the kung fu is that they can't go on stage. They can go on stage to compete at will, but now they want to win. Du Nan fought with Jin Zhengming on stage for 70 or 80. There is no way. Du Nan played too many games and spent too much energy, so he also understood. It was his little thought to prevent Jiang Shiqi from fighting again. Jiang Shiqi is a little older and has only got a daughter in his forties. He is afraid that he will melt if he holds his daughter in his hand. Now Jiang Shiqi is almost 60 years old. He still wants to play with this old man Jiang's daughter, but he doesn't want to let this old man get any injuries, otherwise it will be difficult to propose marriage in the future.
At this time, at the entrance of the main hall, Yang Chengyu looked at him, "Why are you standing there like a monkey? Come back and sit down! Are you afraid? If you don't, let Chang Xiong come back and take someone to secretly kill them." After saying that, he took a bite of the watermelon.
He turned around and glared at Yang Chengyu, "You know what's wrong. I want to destroy them, but I can't destroy them! Mom sells criticism and comes to smash my place, but I can't kill them. What a fuck. I don't know if someone deliberately asked them to come to smash the place."
At this time, Du Nan and Jin Zhengming fought for hundreds of times, and they both blew up and retreated for more than ten steps. Jin Zhengming immediately knelt on the ground and spat blood with a "splash", bowed Du Nan and jumped off the stage, and Du Nan also turned around and jumped off the stage. But as soon as he walked to the people of the Qijue Sect, he coughed up a mouthful of blood in his throat. The disciples of the Qijue Sect hurriedly shouted "Six Elders" and all ran to help him.
Then there is Xiao Ke from Bei Liao left on the stage. But who else can fight in the martial arts master? He was worried again. It is obvious that these three people are all top martial arts masters. Kong Zhi was defeated, the Phantom Sword was defeated, Jiang Shiqi fought, Du Nan had fought in the Sword of the God Du Nan, and was injured. Is there any master behind him? I couldn't help but look around the martial arts master. At this time, a girl in men's clothes walked onto the martial arts master. Jiang Shiqi from the stage saw the girl and muttered silently, "I didn't expect this girl to come too. Fortunately, Yao'er was not here, otherwise she would have to cause trouble again."
As soon as he was about to speak, Yang Chengyu behind him immediately shouted: "Damn! You said that you are not allowed to rob me. You have banned the third beauty in the world. It's my turn." As he said that, he stood up and pushed him away
He: "⊙? Who is this! He is so stupid when he sees a beautiful woman."
Yang Chengyu shouted to the martial arts platform, "Wife, fight him to death, husband, I support you."
"Puff!"
"Puff"
"puff!"
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"Ha ha ha ha!"
Yang Chengyu made everyone laugh out loud with a word from the audience. He was also a black thread! Damn, why did this thing get sick again?
"Hahahaha, leader, come on! Your husband is watching from the other side!" A woman below the stage shouted to Qin Yuming on the stage.
Yang Chengyu scared Qin Yuming so much that he almost fainted. Qin Yuming was speechless! As soon as he came on stage, the bastard on the opposite side called him a wife. Why is he the leader of the sect? It's so embarrassing.
Just start fighting without saying anything! Qin Yuming took the whip and attacked forward, and Xiao Ke seemed very relaxed to dodge left and right.
Yang Chengyu shouted from the other side again: "Come on, my wife! My wife is mighty! My wife will win!..."
He: "?_?'I don't know this person."
Everyone in the audience: "Why is this pussy thing so superb?"
Chapter completed!