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Chapter 72: Getting into the Thief's Car by mistake(1/2)

Li Xing is the second person to wake up in the room.

The first one is not Ingritte, but Katherine McPhee.

Alcohol is definitely the ladder of human progress. McFee, who was originally a little shy, took the initiative to join the carnival last night with the help of alcohol, and then it was a ridiculous night.

"Good morning, Catherine." Li Xing rinsed his mouth and patted his cheek gently.

"Latch, have something to eat."

"You must, my trainer tells me every day that even if you want to commit suicide, you have to have a meal before committing suicide, so that you won't be hungry when you go to hell."

After washing up, Li Xing walked to the living room and sat down, looking at the various meat flavors on the table - beef, mutton, pork, duck, chicken and other meats.

Well, although it's very rich, I just want to have some breakfast.

"Catherine, this..." Li Xing couldn't get any appetite when he looked at so many delicious foods.

McPhee said: "You consumed...that's so big, so eat more."

"You are so considerate." Li Xing picked up the sashimi and put it in his mouth for a few chewings.

"Do you think I'm a slut?" McPhee asked.

"Well, the sashimi is so delicious." Li Xing didn't listen to her. "What, what did you say?"

Seeing him like this, McPhee really wanted to take a bite on him. Is this man a little self-conscious? Can he comfort him with kind words? Anyway, what happened to them last night?

"What are you going to do next?" Li Xing asked.

McPhee said: "I want to go back to California, get things done, and come back here. Do you mind having one more resident?"

"Then next time you come to Toronto, should I call you Catherine McPhee or Catherine Cocas?" Li Xing asked.

McPhee said: "I will cremate Catherine Cocas and throw his ashes into the sea. At that time, there will be only Catherine McPhee in the world."

"I welcome you on their behalf!"

"I don't welcome!!!"

"Ahem!"

This was comparable to the roar of the Lion in Hedong, which shocked Li Xing and choked: "Ingrid, what are you doing?"

"I have to tell you an unfortunate fact that the room can't be accommodated, there are no guest rooms, and...Rachy, would it be too crowded if you lie on your bed for five people?" Ingrid blinked at Li Xing.

The question is, what should you do when you have the opportunity to have four women sleeping in the same bed but it cannot be achieved because the bed is too small?

An upright man would say, "That's a pity. Catherine, you go to the streets, we are destined to be together."

A weak man will ask helplessly: "What should I do? What should I do? What should we do?

A shameless lewd person like Li Xing will only say, "Then change to a big bed."

“But…no guest rooms anymore…”

"I am planning to acquire Lincoln Apartment. If there is no accident, Lincoln Apartment will be surnamed Li next week. Then I will free up a big house to ensure that we can live in all of us." Li Xing said affirmatively.

Ingrid asked: "Does my brother include?"

"Ingrid, I like Harlen very much, but, you know it's inconvenient, he'd better live next door to us like he does now."

"Okay, that's all."

When he was free, Li Xing wanted to go to the community to help his grandparents with some work, but he ran into Banyani at the door of Lincoln's apartment.

"I really have to look at the calendar when going out in the future." Li Xing looked dejected with a look of "stepping on shit".

Banyani is chatting with Harren.

Harlen recognized Banyani: "Andrea, are you really the handsomest player of the Raptors?"

"That's natural, is there anything uncertain?" Banyani raised his hair confidently, thinking he was handsome.

"Then why did my sister choose to be with Ratch?"

"You have to know that things like love are unreasonable. This just shows that your sister is a good woman who does not value the man's appearance. Otherwise, Rachi's appearance..."

"Ahem!!"

Li Xing couldn't listen anymore, and took advantage of the fact that Banyani defeated his image in front of his brother-in-law and quickly stopped him: "I hope you are stuck here early in the morning not to chat with Harun."

"Of course not, I'm here to discuss things with you," said Banyani.

What can Banyani have to do? Li Xing always felt that this matter was weird and didn't want to get in the car: "Can I refuse?"

"Don't you really don't think about your partner friendship?"

Banyani was heartbroken.

"Forget it." Li Xing got into the car and asked Harlen, "Are you going to school?"

"Yes." Harren nodded.

Harlen is only in junior high school this year and his face is full of childishness.

"Do I want me to send you a ride?" asked Banyani.

Harlen was waiting for this sentence: "That's great, thank you!"

Damn! This little kid doesn't play according to common sense. Generally speaking, don't he have to be polite? This way he can say "the reason why he can't give him a ride." After doing this, he can only send Harlen to school first and then talk to Li Xing about it.

Banyani sent Harren to the school gate.

Harlen got out of the car and said goodbye. At this time, the group of three looked about the same age as Harlen, one tall, one thin and one fat. The fat man suddenly pulled out a piece of Harlen's hair: "Ugly duckling, your hair is like dog hair!"

"Idiot!" Harren cursed.

"Hahaha, what did you say?" The fat man laughed arrogantly.

Banyani smiled and said, "It seems you are in trouble."

"It's just a little trouble, I'll solve it," said Harlan.

"No, you don't know how to fight violence, and I know." Banyani said proudly.

"How to fight violence?" Harren asked.

Banyani said: "If I were you, I would have chosen a good time, preferably a place where everyone in the school gathered, took off his pants in public, and laughed at his short cock, and finally played with the other people's pants relay, so that he could be embarrassed to the end."

This is really a bad idea that makes people feel mad. Li Xing believes that if Harlen really dares to do this, he will definitely be beaten into a pig's head.

"Believe me, the power of funny is far stronger than violence!" Banyani said confidently.

Harlan didn't want to adopt this suggestion at all: "Impossible! He will kill me, Eddie is a lunatic!"

"This is your choice. You can choose to be a coward or a hero, even if it's only a few minutes." Banyani seemed to be a bewitching cult leader at this moment, constantly instilling in Harren's misunderstandings.

"Shut up, Adolf Hitler." Li Xing stopped him, "See you in the evening, Harlan."

"See you tonight, Rachi." Harlan said.

The two left, and Banyani drove the car and said, "Now, there are only two of us left."

This sounds wrong.

Li Xing said: "If you want to tell me that you are gay and want to have sex with me, I refuse! If you have to have sex with me, I will smash your car window and jump out desperately. That's my answer."

Banyani stopped and looked at Li Xing dryly. He wanted to shed tears but couldn't squeeze out the words. How could he be so miserable?

"Are you really gay?" Li Xing was shocked.

"No! This is even more sad than being gay!" Banyani finally got moved, and tears fell down: "Amanda stole my money and dumped me!"

Oh, this matter.

Li Xing looked at the scenery outside the window: "This is not the first time you have been dumped."

"This is different! Amanda was just a street girl before, why didn't she want me? She also stole my money, and even threatened me!"

"What did she threaten you?"

"She threatened me that if I dare to call the police, she would let everyone in the world know that the handsomeest man in the Raptors actually had an affair with the street girl!"

There was no change in Li Xing's face, and he had a little urge to laugh, but he resisted: "Then she is still quite kind."

"Kind?" Banyani couldn't believe that Li Xing would say this.

Is this kind? I made my beauty, stole my money, and threatened me after I finished it. This is called kindness? Is kindness used like this?

"If it were me, I would not only steal your money, but I would also threaten you. I would threaten you to share your salary equally with me. Otherwise, I would have shaken out our sloppy things. Anyway, I am a street girl, you are a promising NBA player and the most handsome person in the Raptors. Once this matter is exposed, how much impact will it have on you?" Li Xing asked with a smile.

Banyani felt air conditioning on her head: "So she is really kind, so she is so kind! I should thank her!"

"puff!"

Li Xing didn't squirt, but he really wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood.

God testified, this is definitely not his intention!

He just wanted to comfort Banyani, why did this guy have such a strange mind and actually came to the conclusion that "I should thank her"?

Banyani's cell phone has been picked up during this time of speaking.

"Amanda, it's me, thank you, I want you to know, I really appreciate you, you are a good person, the kindest girl I have ever met, I will always miss the days and nights we spent, love you Andrea, goodbye."
To be continued...
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