Chapter 295 Yeah, yeah(1/2)
Barkley regarded Li Xing as Kenny Smith and Reggie Miller, a few easy-to-fool rural bullies.
Those idiots were satisfied with giving them some pizza.
Can Li Xing be an ordinary person?
Can ordinary things catch his eye?
Barkley will never forget what happened when he invited Li Xing to dinner last time. Eating was just a trivial matter. What was terrible was that he drove away all the people who were dining in the restaurant.
I keep saying that I am not used to eating, but I think it's an excuse!
When he heard that he wanted to do this again, Barkley wanted to slap himself twice in the face and sober.
I was cheated by people last time. This time I actually dug a hole and buried myself. What is this?
"Let's go, Chuck, I happen to know that there is a newly opened star restaurant that is definitely worthy of your and my value."
After Li Xing said that, he ignored Barkley's opinion and left.
Barkley was sad and knew that his wallet would lose weight again today.
This man didn't spend his own money, but he didn't feel sorry for him. Eating is just a small amount, and the big money is mainly spent in the restaurant to disperse the guests who were already eating.
Those who are all petty bourgeoisie, how could they be so easy to pass on?
Barkley was so distressed that the show had not been aired yet. They had to pre-record three episodes before they could be broadcast.
This means, every time I record a show, I have to invite this guy to dinner?
Barkley thought about the money he would spend on treating someone to dinner in the future, and his fingers were trembling.
Damn, in the end, I won’t go bankrupt because of a treat, right?
"It's here." Li Xing led Barkley to a restaurant that looks particularly luxurious from the outside.
This kind of restaurant is definitely not something that ordinary people can come to.
"Lachi, do you want me to pack here?"
Barkley asked, gritting his teeth.
Whether you die or live depends on how Li Xing answers this sentence.
Li Xing looked at the left and right, and there were still many people. If he wanted to book this place, Barkley would have to spend a lot of money. How could he bear to let him spend money?
I remembered that he had already invited passers-by last time, and Li Xing didn't have a chance to kill him this time.
No matter what, they are all retired jerseys, not popular fans like Kobe.
"Forget it, it's better to have more people. I like being lively, just like being at home."
Li Xingshun made an excuse, and Barkley's mouth twitched.
It's better to have more people...
You like the lively...
Well...fuck, where is the knife? I want to kill this stinky fool!
Barkley suddenly became angry. This guy didn't say that last time.
He was about to get angry, but Li Xing had already found a seat to sit down: "Chuck, it's nice, ventilated, and you can see new guests."
“What do you see when you see the guests?”
Barkley asked.
"If there is a beautiful woman, we can take the opportunity to chat with her." Li Xing said with a smile.
What a beast!
However, Barkley would not let him go easily: "By the way, didn't you say last time that you didn't like having an idle person next to you when you didn't like eating? Why is it different this time? Hum?"
Barkley's eyes now look at Li Xing's eyes are even more vicious than any time he is preparing to hit someone in those mosaic competition videos.
Li Xing had reason to believe that if his answer did not go as far as the other party's wishes, the knife and fork used to cut meat on the table would fall on him in minutes.
"Uh...we are friends, this place is not an ordinary place. How can I let you spend money? You invited me last time. Chinese people pay attention to etiquette and exchanges. I will treat this meal."
For the sake of his own life, Li Xing gritted his teeth and suffered some losses.
Um?
Chinese?
Although this guy looks like an Asian, he is clearly an American.
"What Chinese? Are you Chinese?"
Barkley was shocked: "When did you smuggle over? Who took the courage of Bear Heart and Leopard to make you fake your identity? Who?"
"I mean, I want to be the one who helps me with fake identity?" Li Xing asked with a slight smile.
Barkley just regretted: "Oh, being able to create such a seamless fake identity means that the person is very good, but he shouldn't have helped you with a fake identity."
"Why? Why can't I?"
Although it's all nonsense, Li Xing also wants to know why this fat man said this.
"Who doesn't want to find out what you are like? Fakes are fake after all. One day they will be exposed, so you should keep a low profile." Barkley sighed.
"I don't!"
Li Xing pouted proudly: "I'm not low-key!"
"Then you just wait for the news to be revealed!" Barkley looked like "Who cares about you".
"Tsk, I didn't smuggle it anyway."
Li Xing's words made Barkley angry again.
"Damn it, are you forcing me to beat you?"
Barkley asked, "Why are you trying to fool me?" "How could I fool you?" Li Xing asked back.
"Then why did you lie to me? Why did you say you smuggled over?"
This fat man is really inexplicable. Is this what I said?
Li Xing argued with reason: "Correction, you said this sentence. I just said it because you are a senior. How could you know you are so easy to cheat?"
Very scam...
Barkley's fat face trembled and glanced around. He swore that if it weren't for the fact that there were some well-known people around him, he would have beaten Li Xing to death on the spot.
"Then why do you say you are Chinese? What are you who didn't smuggle? Your information is American, you were born..."
Barkley, like those who investigate household registration, tells Li Xing's experience from childhood to adulthood.
"What do you want to do when you find out what I want to do?"
Li Xing looked at him in horror.
Isn't this fat man having any inappropriate thoughts about me, right?
Actually, Buckley didn't want to.
However, he explained many Raptors games. Every time he came to the Raptors game, Li Xing's information would be reported in the pre-match preview. Even if he was a mentally retarded, he could remember some of it. What's more, he always claimed to be a Hall of Fame-level commentator, and this kind of homework was a must-do.
"This is not important. What is important is why you say you are Chinese? Could it be that you want to lie to me again?"
Barkley's eyes became very unfriendly again.
Oops, it feels like you're going to be hit to a fracture.
In order to save his life, Li Xing could only reveal the secret to Barkley: "That's right, I'm planning to change my nationality to China."
The world has stopped hustle and bustle,
The birds no longer sing,
Even fucking Indians don't take any more magical oil,
The whole world was still for one to two seconds for Li Xing's words.
Barkley pinched Li Xing's face: "Does it hurt?"
"Why do I try pinching you?" Li Xing asked back.
"It seems you're really crazy," Barkley confirmed.
"Why? I look down on China?" Li Xing asked back.
"I don't know what kind of people will put American nationality and not Chinese nationality." Barkley shook his head, and his young people's ideas of the current situation were becoming increasingly unfamiliar with the idea.
"It's interesting to exchange it all over again, I can still exchange it back then."
Li Xing's words almost made Barkley's cheeks twitch.
Do you think this is a girlfriend? If you dump your current employee, you have to go back to pursue your ex? Are you so mean?
"Don't look like this. I have studied the nationality law seriously. If you don't believe me, I'll show you..."
"Don't, enough, I don't want to talk about these boring things with you anymore!"
To be continued...