Chapter 62: It's all the soap's fault
Chapter 62: Time travelers will also lose money
"Ping'an, you should try not to provoke this Cui Bao in the future."
Li Ke and Yi Fan sat down with each other. The two of them collided in the air, and then each drank a sip. Li Ke slowly put the wine glass down and said.
"Today I am just relying on my identity as a prince to suppress him. After all, I am just a idle prince without real power."
Yi Fan sighed helplessly and said, "I didn't know he would be the magistrate of Chang'an County! If I had known that he was the magistrate of Chang'an County, I would not have been so anxious to deal with this matter.
I will only find a way to get rid of his official position first, and then settle the accounts with him. After all, I don’t want to go against the government.”
While the two of them were upset, Yi Fan asked Li Ke again: "Brother Zhengzhi, you haven't come to my heaven and earth for a long time."
Li Ke was very embarrassed. He could not tell Yi Fan that when Yi Fan went to Zhongnan Mountain some time ago, Li Ke received news that his father also sent someone to Zhongnan Mountain.
At that time, Li Ke thought his father would attack Yi Fan, so he did not dare to come to the heaven and earth. Until recently, Li Ke received news again that his father sent two masters to the heaven and earth, and Li Ke did not dare to come today.
While speaking, Yang Su came over with a plate of braised pork.
Yang Su and Li Ke looked at each other. Li Ke took advantage of Yang Su's braised pork and stuffed an unknown thing into Yang Su's hand calmly.
"Come on, Brother Zhengzhi, try this braised pork, and you will never forget it after you have eaten it. Let me first say that this is made of pork. If you are not used to it, forget it."
Li Ke said boldly: "There are no such things. As long as you come to peace, it must be a good thing."
After saying that, I picked up a piece of braised pork and put it into my mouth. The soft and glutinous taste of braised pork conquered Li Ke's taste buds, and I slowly finished a piece of braised pork.
Li Ke did not rush to eat the second piece, but put down his chopsticks and said, "Huang Xu from the imperial kitchen often comes to you to steal the sect, and then goes back to make it for my father to eat.
I guess he learned how to cook braised pork, but I didn’t hear my mother say she had eaten it. It must be because pork is a cheap meat. Huang Xu didn’t dare to make it for my father and others. You can decorate me later and take me back to the palace.”
Yi Fan said indifferently: "As long as you don't catch me and become an imperial chef,
That's good."
Li Ke talked: "You Yi family wants to be an imperial chef? I'm afraid there will never be a chance. You won't know that no one named Yi has ever been an imperial chef since the Qin and Han Dynasties!"
"There is still such a statement?" Yi Fan said in surprise: "Why don't you let the surname Yi be the imperial chef?"
Li Ke was even more surprised: "You really don't know, are you?"
Yi Fan nodded.
Li Ke suddenly said suddenly: "I forgot that you have left the Baijiajia. I believe that people from Baijiajia will not tell you about this. If you have time, you should go back to the Yi family and ask yourself!"
Yi Fan didn't care about this either, because he didn't want to be an imperial chef anyway.
Li Ke left with a full meal, and the twin maids took a food box in their hands.
Besides, Yang Su returned to her room and closed the doors and windows before taking out the things that Li Ke secretly stuffed her. It turned out to be a piece of paper.
Yang Su carefully spread the paper ball flat, and saw it read: "Be careful of Lao Ba and Lao Jiu, they are the inner guards."
Yang Su felt that she should not be exposed, otherwise Li Shimin should have sent someone to arrest her directly, instead of sending two people to lurk in the heaven and earth.
Yang Su felt the danger and said to herself: "It seems that we have to find a way to find a family among the Hundred Family through the two brothers of the Gongsho."
The Gongshu brothers were lying around Yi Fan to borrow money from him: "Junior Brother Yi, borrow five hundred staples of money, we will open a carpenter shop in Chang'an City."
Yi Fan said impatiently: "You just go and find Mr. Wu to get it."
Upon hearing this, the two left Yi Fan and ran towards the counter.
Yi Fan shouted at the back: "Remember to write an IOU. If you can't pay it back, I will confiscate your store. You must write this clearly."
Today, when Cui Bao made a fuss, there was basically no business in heaven and earth. Yi Fan was going to go back and have a sleep.
Before the man could enter his room, Wu Meiniang chased after him, threw the account book into Yi Fan's arms, and said.
"I can't do your account anymore. Xiao Langjun should ask Gao Ming for another one."
Yi Fan was confused, what was going on?
"Well, Mei Niang, let's talk about it! Why do you do if you are so arrogant? If you don't want to lend money to them, we won't lend it. If you don't care about it, I will sooner or later go bankrupt in heaven and earth."
When the Gongshu brothers heard Yi Fan's words, they were anxious: "Junior Brother Yi, you..."
Yi Fan quickly interrupted them and said, "What am I? Believe it or not, I will tell your old guys about you here."
The Gongshu brothers immediately kept silent.
Yi Fan smiled at Wu Meiniang and said, "Look, this is solved. Don't stop doing it anytime in the future. It's all a family, how can you speak two families?"
Yi Fan often said that the family said this. Somehow, when Wu Meiniang heard this, her heartbeats a little and her cheeks became hot.
Wu Meiniang did not run away as embarrassed as ordinary girls, but instead said to Yi Fan righteously.
"Little Langjun, we have no money anymore. If you spend money like this, you will probably sell a restaurant."
Yi Fan looked at Wu Meiniang's red face and thought it looked particularly good. I don't know what kind of thoughts, Yi Fan yelled at the Gongshu brothers.
"What are you two doing here? Why don't you go to work quickly? You haven't paid for the money you smashed my table and chairs."
The two looked at Yi Fan with contempt and turned around and left.
Gongshulin also said to Gongshusen while walking: "Do you think this junior brother Yi looks like those wild beasts in heat just now?"
Gongshusen nodded seriously and said, "I think it looks like it."
Yi Fan naturally didn't hear the words of the two of them. Yi Fan was looking at Wu Meiniang intoxicatedly and said.
"Mei Niang, why did I spend money indiscriminately?"
A gust of autumn wind blew.
"It's windy outside, so why don't we go to the study and talk in detail."
Wu Meiniang did not reject Yi Fan's proposal, and went to the study to sit down. Wu Meiniang opened the account book and told Yi Fan.
"Little Langjun, this is the expense of buying fine charcoal and charcoal during this period."
Yi Fan came forward to check it out and smelled a faint fragrance at the tip of his nose. There was the fragrance of soap and the unique body fragrance of women. The mixture was mixed together and played a wonderful chemical effect, which made people intoxicated.
Wu Meiniang thought Yi Fan had finished reading it, so she opened another page again and pointed at: "This is the money that Ru Ri Zhongtian and the other two took from me a few days ago, as well as the money that Yi Feng and the other two bought yards and various fluffs."
Yi Fan woke up from his indulgence, and he also guessed why Cui Bao was going to grab Chunhua's hand today.
Yi Fan, a modern person who has been bombarded with various perfumes, almost got angry, let alone Cui Bao, an ancient local bun.
Yi Fan could only sigh in his heart: "It's all caused by soap!"
Wu Meiniang didn't care whether Yi Fan really read it, and continued to turn the page: "This is the money you are planning to open a garment store with His Royal Highness of Wu today. Now you want to lend Gongshulin and the others another 500 stale money. Do you see if we still have money?"
Yi Fan carefully looked at the income and expenditure situation and found that he had less than a hundred stale money on the books.
Yi Fan felt that he might be a fake time traveler.
How could a real time traveler lose money?
Chapter completed!