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Chapter 44: Brain Bu Yi Fan

Chapter 44: Improving Yifan

Only Yang Sheng and Yi Fan were left in Spoon Valley.

The others followed Wu Daniu and the others to steal the Monkey Wine.

Yi Fan is fiddling with something that looks very similar to a modern military kettle.

In fact, this thing is a military kettle imitated by Yi Fan. It was specially prepared for this trip to Zhongnan Mountain.

This thing is made of a whole cast with a mold, so the weight is very heavy and can be used directly as a hammer.

Yi Fan fixed the kettle between several large stones. A spotted bamboo that opened the bamboo joints were inserted into the mouth of the kettle.

Then turn the bamboo into bend and put another kettle on the other end. This is a simple distillation device.

Just wait for Wu Daniu and the others to bring the wine, pour it into the kettle, and then heat it up.

The water vapor begins to cool through a long bamboo tube, and then uses the height drop to transport the cooled wine to another empty kettle.

During distillation, water the bamboo tube constantly to speed up the cooling time. After several times, you can get alcohol.

After finishing the distillation device, Wu Daniu and the others have not come back yet. Yi Fan had to chat with Yang Sheng.

"Sir, what official do you serve as in the palace? Are you the chief supervisor or something like that?

You have such high martial arts skills. Are you the number one master in the big house? What kind of martial arts are you practicing?"

Do you know that there is a magical skill called Sunflower Book? It is a martial art specially tailored for you. Once you practice it, you will be invincible in the world."

Yang Sheng rolled his eyes. He was no longer able to answer these strange questions from Yi Fan's family.

When I was teaching those kids martial arts before, someone asked him if he would have the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, the Nine Yin Scriptures, etc.

"Little Langjun, just say anything. Old man, I'm old and don't have time to talk to you about all these things."

Since Yang Sheng said so, Yi Fan will naturally no longer beat around the bush.

"Old man, you see, when your injury is healed, can you go back and say to the emperor and tell him not to stare at me.

I really have nothing to do with that many schools of thought. When I come to this world, I just want to live freely and live as I want.

As long as he doesn't disturb me, I promise that his Tang Empire will get better and better.

Look, you didn’t have tables and chairs before, right? I’ll have them.

In the past, you couldn’t eat the delicious stir-fry dishes like my heaven and earth? Now almost everyone in Chang'an City can eat them.

In the past, people in Chang'an could not drink cold ice water to relieve heat in summer, right? Now they can also drink it for free.

Isn't this good? I have to come and stare at me and provoke me. Go back and tell your emperor if he makes me angry.

I made a hot air balloon and flew to his palace and set off a big firecracker. Even if I couldn't blow him up, I would scare him."

The following words of Yi Fan include balloons, firecrackers, and nothing to lift. Yang Sheng didn't understand what he was saying.

But Yang Sheng still understood the previous words, and his words "Come to this world".

It further shows that he is a descendant of the Hundred Schools.

He must have said this before in an unknown place.

The young man in front of him didn't like someone staring at him or someone was in charge of him.

He wanted to live freely and freely. Just like he opened a restaurant, he obviously sold well and insisted on selling some cold drinks, which caused many things now.

This Yi Fan, who hopes to be free, shows that he must have been strictly controlled by those from hundreds of schools before.

Yang Sheng began to think about how a young man learned all his skills in that harsh environment.

Finally, he was sent to this world by those from hundreds of schools, and the boy also got the freedom and freedom he wanted as he wished.

The boy who has obtained freedom naturally cherishes the hard-earned freedom.

At this time, if anyone wants to re-control the young man, he will be frantically resisted, including the emperor.

From Yi Fan's words, Yang Sheng could hear that he had no slight respect for the imperial power.

It’s right to think about it. As the most outstanding person in the hundreds of schools, he naturally has a sense of arrogance. Even the emperor cannot reduce this sense of arrogance at all.

"Little Langjun, seems to be quite dissatisfied with the current emperor?"

"Are you talking about Li Shimin? He is my favorite emperor, how could I be dissatisfied with him? Don't slander me."

"Why didn't I see you respect him at all? I even called him by his name, which is very disrespectful."

"Because you and I have different understandings of respect. There is an insurmountable generation gap between us."

While talking, a noise came.

It turned out that Wu Daniu and the others were back. The monkey wine was naturally obtained, but everyone was a little embarrassed. Yi Feng and Yi Polang were holding a big red envelope on their foreheads.

After asking, I found out that stealing Monkey Wine was very easy, and just one plan was needed, that was the plan to transfer Monkeys away from the mountain.

Fishing requires bait, so monkey bait is naturally indispensable for this monkey adjustment. Unfortunately, Yifeng and Yibolang became monkey bait. They were led by Wu Dazhu and started to slid monkeys all over the mountain.

Because the monkeys are particularly revenge, they only need to pick up a few stones and throw them at the monkey group.

The monkeys would keep chasing them, using fruits from trees or stones on the ground. In short, whatever they caught, they would use them to smash them at the three of them. The three of them were extremely miserable.

This is how the bags on Yifeng and Yibolang came from.

With alcohol, you naturally have to start distilling alcohol. It took about an hour to distillate the alcohol.

With alcohol, Yi Fan naturally had to perform surgery on Yang Sheng, which was to cut off the suppurated part.

First roast the dagger on the fire for a while, then wash it with alcohol. Finally, start the formal operation.

Postoperatively.

Yang Sheng put on his clothes and covered up the wound on his shoulder.

"I didn't expect that you could even be a doctor's skill, and you kept saying that you had nothing to do with the Hundred Schools. Then tell me, where did your ability come from?"

Yi Fan was speechless.

"Young man, you don't have to hide your identity. Now in Chang'an City, as long as you are a little noble or a family, who doesn't know that you are from Baijia.

I know that you hundreds of people must be hiding in this mountain. Otherwise, you will not run here immediately after you offend Buddhism.

I know that the little husband doesn’t like the control there. You just need to tell me the place and I just go and find it myself. I have something to discuss with them.”

I saw that the basin of Baijia was detained and I couldn't take it off even if I wanted to. If there were indeed many Baijia, I would definitely settle the score with them.

Inexplicably, I took so many blames for them.

Chang'an City, heaven and earth.

In the box on the second floor, there were two guests, one of whom turned over and over to check the Grand Master chair. The other was lying under the round table to check the structure of the round table.

After a long time, the two of them carefully sat on the Taishi chair, closed their eyes and felt it.

"It's really comfortable. Why did we never think of this method before?"

"I heard that Yi Fan offended Buddhism and had already gone to Zhongnan Mountain to avoid disaster. Should we help him?"
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