Chapter 36: Suppressed by IQ
Yang Su was very excited and could finally apply the suffering he had suffered to others.
For a sitting position, the emperor's grandmother ordered people to tie herself to a pillar for two full hours.
Yi Fan naturally agreed to Yang Su’s request last night and asked her to be a ritual gentleman for several boys.
Anyway, if you have too much skill, you won’t be able to suppress yourself! And if Yi Fan doesn’t need to learn it by himself, he naturally agreed happily.
The one who was most unhappy about this was Wu Meiniang. Originally, Wu Meiniang could have relied on her first job, but was an old employee who could drink Yang Suhu.
Now everyone is Yi Yun and his men, and their identities are equal. Yang Su can naturally ignore Wu Meiniang.
This morning, Yi Fan was still sleeping, but the old man Yang Sheng was pulled out of the bed.
Let him and a few kids practice what breathing technique.
After one hour, finish the work.
Yi Fan didn't know whether he had practiced for one hour or slept for one hour.
Yi Fan pulled the old man and asked, "Mr. Yang, can you practice internal strength with your breathing technique?"
The old man looked puzzled.
"What is internal force?"
Yi Fan began to doubt that this old man was a liar! He didn't even know his internal strength.
Yi Fan felt that it might be that the ancient names were different.
"Do you always know the true qi?"
The old man shook his head.
"True energy?"
The old man continued to shake his head.
"Yuanli?"
The old man still shook his head.
"Then can you always make a dragon-shaped energy?"
The old man left directly and ignored Yi Fan.
Yi Fan felt that he had practiced fake skills all morning and decided not to practice it in the future. It would be more practical to sleep.
After breakfast, prepare to open the door to welcome guests.
There were already many people waiting at the gate of heaven and earth, including Li Chunfeng, who came last night, and he also brought several Taoist priests behind him.
With the sound of "creaking" opening of the door, the door of heaven and earth slowly opened. The morning sunlight was no longer obstructed by the door panel and also spread into the hall of heaven and earth.
The two of them, riding the wind and waves, were unable to help but narrow their eyes.
Li Chunfeng and a few Taoist priests entered the heaven and earth.
Yi Fan and Li Chunfeng looked at each other, and the two nodded to each other, saying hello.
Yi Fan took a step forward and said to the Chang'an people who came to buy ice cream.
"Dear fellow villagers, thank you for your kindness these days, I am very grateful.
However, when manpower is poor, it is difficult to meet the needs of people in Chang'an and even the entire Tang Dynasty for ice cream by just the kid.
So the boy decided to hand over the ice cream to all the gods in the Taoist sect."
Li Chunfeng knew that it was time for him to take action now, so he also took a step forward, cleared his throat and said.
"Dear fellow villagers, I am Li Chunfeng."
After Li Chunfeng introduced himself, he paused for a moment. Seeing that the people of Chang'an were still looking at him foolishly, he had no reaction.
He had to continue, "My teacher Yuan Tiangang."
As soon as this statement came out, the people started to talk.
"Wow, it's the old immortal Yuan."
"This person turned out to be the disciple of the old immortal Yuan!"
"Last time I met the old immortal Yuan on the street, I begged him to tell me a fortune teller, when will I have a son?
Old Fairy Yuan calculated with her fingers and said that I would have it soon. I followed the advice of the old fairy, and I never touched my wife since then.
A year later, my wife really gave birth to a fat boy for me. Haha, this old immortal Yuan is indeed a god.
I went to Yuan Lao Shenxian’s fortune telling stall again and packed a red envelope of ten cents of money.”
"Brother, the old immortal Yuan you are talking about is the old immortal Yuan who set up a fortune teller at the Xishikou station, right?"
"Yes, aren't you talking about this old immortal Yuan?"
The whole scene suddenly became quiet, and Li Chunfeng hurriedly seized the opportunity and continued.
"This little fairy Yi Fan has handed over the ice cream method to our Taoist sect.
From today on, our Taoist Gate will open ice cream shops in various workshops in Chang'an City, and will be given free of charge to everyone.
You can choose the ice cream shop closest to you, and there are free ice cream in each Taoist temple.”
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Li Chunfeng left, and the guests who came to buy ice cream also left.
Looking at the empty heaven and earth, Yi Fan felt that he had been plotted by the Taoist sect. He felt a little uncomfortable.
It’s not because the guests were snatched away by the Taoist sect and making less money by themselves.
In modern times, Yi Fan can be said to be humble. Since traveling to ancient times, Yi Fan has been proud, but in ancient times, Yi Fan felt like looking down on all living beings.
Today, he was suppressed by the Taoist IQ, which made it difficult for Yi Fan to accept.
Even though he knew very well in his heart, the ancients were not stupider than modern people, and might even be smarter.
Even if you understand, you will still feel uncomfortable.
In fact, the reason why Yi Fan had this noble mentality was simply because he had more knowledge accumulation than the ancients for more than thousands of years.
He has only gained more than a thousand years of experience. Apart from these, Yi Fan is still an ordinary person.
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Palace, morning court.
The imperial envoy Wei Zheng came out to report to Emperor Li Shimin.
"Your Majesty, today the people of Chang'an are rumored that the little shopkeeper in heaven and earth is a child of the immortal family.
The people follow the crowd. If such people gather to cause trouble, the consequences will be unimaginable.
I ask the emperor to thoroughly investigate this person and expose his tricks, so that the people can be awakened."
Li Shimin had to pay attention to this issue. He would mercilessly erase all the people and things that endangered his rule of this empire, even if Yi Fan had hidden schools of thought behind him.
Yuan Tiangang, who was not usually in court, stood up at this time.
"Your Majesty, today our Taoist sect has delivered free ice cream from heaven and earth to the people in various yards in Chang'an.
Nowadays, heaven and earth are deserted, and there is no longer the grand occasion of the past."
Now the Taoist Sect still needs the name of Yi Fan, a little god, to win people's hearts. If Yi Fan is captured by the emperor at this time, then everything that the Taoist Sect did before will be greatly reduced.
For the sake of Taoist sect, Yuan Tiangang had to come out and say a few words to Yi Fan.
Li Shimin naturally knew everything that happened in Chang'an City.
Just as he was worried that there was no excuse to interfere in this matter, Yuan Tiangang came to his door. Li Shimin still needs this thing very much.
"Yuan Aiqing, is it true that you said your Taoist sect is giving away this ice cream for free to the people?"
"I must never speak in vain."
Li Shimin pretended to be contemplative and said, "Well, that's good. I'm afraid that your subordinates will take this opportunity to fill their pockets.
It’s better for me to send some people to supervise, but I wonder what Yuan Aiqing wants to do?”
What else could Yuan Tiangang say, he could only say: "Everything depends on the Lord."
Heaven and earth.
In the afternoon, the heaven and earth were filled with guests again.
It turns out that the free ice cream mentioned in this door is actually ice water, at most it is to throw a few mint leaves into it.
Chapter completed!