0096 Xiao Qiao run
The Party Patriotic quickly stood up in times of crisis and loudly called on the students to hide behind him - although these fierce generals may not really need his protection. Several beautiful girls who were already in the loose protection net of the hunting team made cute screams of "Ahhhh!" subconsciously obeyed his words, and hurriedly grabbed the basket and ran behind him.
Xiao Qiao's basket was placed on the ground at that time. She was so scared that she threw the basket away and was about to escape, but after running two steps, she was reluctant to throw her harvest and ventured to pick up the basket - in fact, there was no danger. After she grabbed the basket from the ground, she quickly caught up with the other people, and then pulled Cai Yan, who had run the slowest, to follow everyone's footsteps, and ran behind the Party Principal.
By the way, the real Xiao Qiao cannot run so fast. Could it be that this Xiao Qiao actually traveled from the "True Three Kingdoms Unparalleled" plane?
Well... it is understandable that Xiao Qiao can run so fast. Even if it is a rabbit, it will run fast when you see a tiger - although this metaphor seems strange. Moreover, the four beautiful girls who are studying at Central University, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao often perform certain sports together to run and dance together. Diao Chan often practices dance movements in private to maintain her body flexibility. Only Cai Yan follows the Party Principal all day to make records, and entertainment projects are basically literary and artistic activities.
Therefore, life lies in exercise. If you don’t exercise, you will naturally not be able to run fast. If you can’t run fast, you will naturally not be able to run away at critical moments of danger. If you can’t run away, you will naturally lose your life. Therefore, it is necessary to persist in physical exercise. Even if you can’t run as fast as Xiao Qiao, you should at least run faster than Cai Yan. Your escape speed does not need to be faster than beasts, as long as you can be faster than your companions.
At this time, Dang Aiguo's body was slightly bowed, staring at the bushes opposite, revealing a tiger with a big head. He was not afraid of the tiger attacking him, but afraid of the tiger attacking others if it did not attack him, especially the four beautiful girls. He liked to see the head of a cute girl who was bitten in the mouth of a monster, and her body was like a broken puppet, and she was shaking in the air with a weak pervert, but at least Dang Aiguo was not that curious.
The Party Patriotic is focusing on vigilance. If the tiger rushed over, he would immediately face it, block the tiger's route, and use the automatic counterattack function of the "observer" to overturn the tiger. But at this time the tiger was just quietly staring at the Party Patriotic group with its terrifying green eyes, and did not move for the time being. I wonder if it was squatting there and accumulating power like a spring.
At this tense moment, Dang Aiguo suddenly felt his body sinking, his back tightened, and he couldn't help but scream.
"Why……"
Several beautiful girls had already rushed behind Dang Aiguo, and they grabbed his clothes and sleeves, as if they were playing the game of "Tiger Catching Chicken". Dang Aiguo, who was bound by these beautiful girls, seemed to be covered with black lines, and he could not move at all. Are these guys the undercover agent sent by the tiger opposite? Is the plot of "Infernal Affairs" about to be staged!
"Don't do it, let me do it!"
"No, I'll do it, I'll cum first!"
"Don't fight with Xingba anymore. It's not a competition to shoot arrows now, so you can come one by one. If you can't kill the tiger with one arrow, it will be even more fierce if it is angry. Let me do it."
"We also need to protect the principal and a few female fans... classmates, let's ejaculate together."
Just as Dang Aiguo was sweating on his forehead, he heard the students behind him fighting for the power of the first "shot". It seems that for them, the appearance of a tiger is like hitting a pillow when he is sleeping, and it is really like raining in time.
Dang Maiguo turned his head in sweat, and saw that Sun Ce and others had already pulled the bow like a full moon, and were staring at the tiger with excitement. Lu Bu and Huang Zhong, who had previously pulled the pulley bow, were not afraid at all. After throwing down the poor bow with a normal expression, they pulled out the sword on their waists, as if they wanted to go out to buy a bag of "Zhongnanhai" and come back to smoke, but when they were about to go out, they happened to meet someone who came to give him a big gift and unexpectedly got a Chinese cigarette.
It seems that he should not be afraid of tigers attacking students, but rather fear of students attacking tigers. That is a tiger, is it a tiger? Can't you be nervous anymore? This is not an exercise, nor is it acting! Like these beautiful girls who may have seen tigers with their own eyes for the first time, which is what normal people should react!
Dang Maiguo turned his head and looked at the tiger who was still ignorant of the dangerous situation he was in. He was innocently "watching" human beings, feeling sad for it in his heart. People say that the tiger is old and has a strong spirit, but in front of these brave humans, the tiger seems to be unable to shake even the majesty. Alas, that is a tiger - alive! Although it is a little smaller, it is still a tiger no matter what.
"Comrades! You can't fight!"
The Party Patriotic pointed to the South China tiger that released the message "I am harmless" from its big eyes, and said to these students who were trying to murder national first-class protected animals with heartache. It is precisely because there are too many people like them that the South China tiger is on the verge of extinction. This is not the South China tiger taken from the New Year of the Tiger, but the real South China tiger, which is rare! Even if you have to feed it a few living people every day, it is worth it, how much is the life worth?
Well... Of course, the above words are just joking.
After Dang Aiguo glanced at the eager students, although the idea of protecting rare wild animals flashed through his mind, he naturally could not let them stop. If the tiger found here was let go by them, he might run down the mountain to hurt other students?
So Dang Aiguo just looked at the tiger opposite and sighed, saying with great regret: "Oh... Let's ejaculate together for the sake of security. What a pity that good tiger skin..."
Well... Of course, the above words are still joking.
When Dang Aiguo saw the unexpected reactions of the students, he quickly came back to his senses. He realized that he had indeed overreacted and was really embarrassed.
But this does not mean that his reaction is like a woman. Ordinary men will definitely be afraid when they see tigers. Even modern people can often take safe special sightseeing buses and watch the tigers happily in the wild stocking area of the zoo, but if they are thrown into the wild stocking area, look at the tigers in front of you, can anyone laugh?
The reason why the students' reactions were too unusual is that the men here were not ordinary soldiers. Except for Dang Yaguo and Hua Tuo, everyone else was a hero who could fight tigers and go to sea to capture dragons. In the future, they were all powerful generals that could be recorded in history. A mere tiger was not enough to panic - it would be almost the same if they were surrounded by a group of tigers.
Unfortunately, tigers are a solitary animal that will not appear in groups like lions.
Generally, every tiger has its own territory. Even if the territory of a male tiger is larger than that of a female tiger, the territory of a male tiger often spans several female tigers and overlaps with the territory of the female tiger. However, the female tiger also produces and feeds the young tiger alone. The male tiger may often stay with its spouse and children, but ultimately, it has to live alone.
Only in three cases can several tigers live together for a period of time. The first case is that they are briefly accompanied during mating; the second case is that a tigress takes its nearly grown children to live and prey together; the third case is that brothers and sisters grow up and leave their mother but have not yet broken up.
Kill or not, this is a problem.
The Party Patriotic thought about whether to use its "observer" to try to tame the tiger? As long as the tiger attacks him a few more times, it will know that the consequence of attacking humans will be subject to violent electric shocks. Over time, it will naturally no longer attack humans.
It is a very majestic thing to have a tiger as a pet? In "The Romance of the Gods", isn't there a god whose mount is a tiger?
At this time, he was still busy thinking about which mythical figures ride on the tiger's party patriotism. Shen Gongbao, who "Fellow Taoist, please stay" appeared in his mind. He immediately had a black line on his head and involuntarily turned into a embarrassed expression. In fact, in addition to Shen Gongbao, Zhao Gongming also rode a black tiger - although I don't know why they were all entangled with the black tiger.
Dang Aiguo thought about it again. It was indeed too dangerous to collect tigers as pets. In addition, he didn't know if the tiger had eaten humans. It was not that he was afraid that the tiger who had eaten humans would bring evil spirits, but because he had read a systematic series called "The Adventures of Hal Roger", which mentioned a special habit of human-eating beasts.
He clearly remembers that the book "Tracking the Man-Eatering Lion" in the Natural Adventure Series said that once a beast has tasted the taste of human flesh, it will tend to eat people again. After all, human skin is thinner than other wild beasts, and human flesh is tenderer than other wild beasts, and it has more moisture and salt, and the taste is more delicious. Moreover, humans have worse sports ability than other wild beasts and are easier to prey.
Although the Party Patriotic was determined to let go of this quiet tiger, and he was only given a reward for jumping out in such a situation, in the end he had to give the poor tiger a bento. He didn't even scream, and he didn't even pose one, but was driven off the stage. This tiger is so pitiful!
For some reason, the Party Patriotic suddenly felt sad and looked up at the sky with a 45-degree angle, burst into tears.
"Oh... let Fengxian and Hansheng cum together. You two have agreed to each other, one person cums in one eye. You must ensure that you can enjoy it, and you cannot cum in this excellent tiger skin."
Dang Paiguo said so sadly. Sun Ce and Gan Ning heard the principal's words. Considering that the performance of the pulley bow was not very accurate, they were indeed not sure that they could not shoot the tiger to death without destroying the tiger's skin. So they had to withdraw the bow and arrow in a unhappy manner and gave the only two pulley bows to Lu Bu and Huang Zhong, who ranked first in the archery in the school.
Chapter completed!