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Chapter 74 Does he just want to kiss the ass?(1/2)

"The opening game is a big deal. The Jazz and the No. 1 winner are betting that whoever loses will kiss the donkey's butt!"

Although there are as many as 13 games on the first day of the new season;

Although NBC TV only arranged two live broadcasts across the United States, one Hornets vs Bulls, one Rockets vs Knicks, nothing happened to the Warriors or the Suns;

However, on the day of the new season, the ones who dominated the front pages of major media were Lin Xing and Barkley's mouths, making bets.

Media reporters, experts, and football critics discuss all the talk of Lin Xing and Barkley, and they make bets.

Tens of thousands of fans also opened their eyes wide, looking forward to this bet... Oh no! The beginning of this game.

Even the Spinach Company was attracted by this game and specially opened a plate - who kissed the donkey's butt?

The odds given are that Lin Xing's butt is higher and Barkley is lower.

This means that Spinach Company believes that Barkley is more likely to perform a scene of kissing the donkey's ass.

Although Barkley is much better than Starlin, he took out an MVP trophy from Jordan's mouth last season.

Now that Jordan has retired, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the number one player in the league now.

But what the two bet on, is only whether Lin Xing can score more than 10 points. Not only Spinach Company, but many football critics also believe that:

"Charles is sure to lose. For Stadium, 10 points is just a small case. He doesn't even need a whole game. At the end of the first half, he will definitely get tens or even more."

Seeing these discussions, Lin Xing shook his head.

You still need to say this? He is the number one rookie in history. If he can’t even get 10 points in his debut, will he still be able to make a fuss?

On the other hand, Barkley looked at him almost one-sidedly, and even his slow big butt reacted.

10 points, it seems to be a little lower.

To use him as an example, 10 points for him is to turn his body, aim his butt at the basket, thrust, thrust, and then thrust, and then turn over.

Repeat this action five times and you will get 10 points.

Sometimes it doesn’t even take five times, because the opponent will foul, and there will be additional penalties for fouls.

"Just count the most, five times, one round in 24 seconds, two rounds of offense and defense, no five minutes, you can get 10 minutes..."

Barkley was speechless, and he realized that he seemed to have made a mistake.

"Cedric, Oliver, I repeat, your position must be closer to me in this game!"

This time, he was really panicked.

The teammate Kevin Johnson panicked and started to tease him: "Charles, have you seen the discussion on NBC's pre-match program? They thought that Stalin scored 10 points and didn't even need halftime, so..."

“So what?”

"Do you want me to find a donkey for you? Just go up and kiss it during the halftime break, and everything will be done."

“Fk off, Kevin!”

Barkley didn't think he would lose, he thought he still had a glimmer of hope.

...

Soon, time came to the afternoon of the season opening day.

The visiting team Phoenix Suns bus drove into the Orlando Stadium, and Suns players came out one after another.

Barkley fell to the end, but even so, the reporters still didn't let him go.

The reporters directly ignored Kevin Johnson, Dan Marley, Richard Dumas, Danny Angie and others, and unanimously pointed the camera lens and recorder at Barkley.

"Tell me about your defense against Stah tonight, Charles?"

"Charles, are you ready to kiss the ass?"

"Did you know that Stade led a donkey into the Auckland Stadium half an hour ago?"

Barkley didn't want to pay attention to these reporters, but suddenly he heard a reporter say that Lin Xing took the donkey into the Auckland Stadium.

He stopped immediately, raised his head, and opened his eyes wide.

"What did you say? He took the donkey and went in?"

Just half an hour ago, Lin Xing drove a borrowed pickup truck into the underground parking lot of the Auckland Stadium.

As soon as he stopped the car, the reporters noticed the key elements.

In the pickup truck's truck, there was a living donkey standing.

Lin Xing grinned and greeted the reporters around him.

The co-pilot Kid got out of the car and led the donkey down.

Then Lin Xing contacted the stadium security in advance and sent a few people to take the donkey away.

At this time, Lin Xing accepted an interview and said it was very simple-

“I think I only need half a game at most to complete the task of scoring 10 points;

So, I prepared the donkey in advance, and Charles could play during the halftime break."

Half an hour later, Kevin Johnson heard the reporter's retelling with a look of horror.

He looked at Barkley with his weak eyes as if he was saying: I said I am not an undercover agent, do you believe it?

Barkley also looked at Kevin Johnson, remembering what Kevin Johnson mentioned before the game to prepare a donkey in advance.

Looking at Kevin Johnson, his eyes immediately became unkind.

Kevin Johnson found Barkley staring at him, and he couldn't help but spread his hands: I and him really just coincidental!

Anyway, Barkley felt that he was insulted.

"Prepare the donkey in advance? Then, just wait for yourself to use this donkey!"

Barkley gritted his teeth and made a harsh statement.

...

The other side of the ocean is also discussing the bet between Lin Xing and Barkley. The reason why they can understand this is because of the "Flower Sports News".

In the past, the "Zhonghua Sports News" also reported on the NBA, but it usually summarized it on a Monday, and the timeliness is very poor.

Because of Lin Xing's appearance, they chose to make changes and directly found an international student and part-time reporter in the Bay Area.

The task of this part-time reporter is also very simple. He collects big and small matters in the American basketball world and feeds it back to the country as soon as possible through email.

In this way, Barkley threatened to limit Lin Xing to ten points, and Lin Xing provoked a gambling incident and passed it to China in a timely manner.

This game, which was eye-catching because of the bet, did not have NBC TV's national live broadcast, but was broadcast by Zhongwu.

The first game of the preseason, Yangwu, was broadcasted. Lin Xing's first game in the regular season and his official debut in his NBA career. How could they miss it?

So, half an hour before the start of the game, Shuangping sat in the live broadcast room of Yangwu.

They stared at the Suns who were already warming up on the court, with various introductions.

"In this game, the Warriors' opponent is Phoenix Sun. What kind of opponent is this Phoenix Sun? Director Sun, let's introduce it."

"Ahem... What about Phoenix Suns? They reached the finals last year, losing to the Bulls 2-4, achieving a three-game winning streak for Michael Jordan.

But this does not mean that they are not strong teams. On the contrary, the NBA is divided into the east and west. Their breakthrough from the West proves that they are the strongest team in the West.

So, what the Warriors have to challenge in this game is the strongest team in the West."

Because domestic fans don’t know much about the NBA, the double-leg commentary at this time requires a long period of introduction to NBA teams and stars.

But sometimes, the double-level combination cannot understand it.

The most classic time is that the camera swept through the Grizzlies' head coach Hubby Brown on the sidelines, and Director Sun said:

"This is a local movie star in the United States."

It's really a prank for people.

"Which opponent in this game will be Charles Barkley. Everyone knows what happened before the game, and what about Charles Barkley..."

After introducing the sun, Director Zhang came again, and Director Sun, who was standing by, began to clear his throat. As a result—

"I have a say in this player because his playing style is very similar to me!"

Director Zhang didn't give Director Sun a chance to speak at all, he was excited.

But it must be admitted that it is indeed very similar.

When he was young, Director Zhang played as the second center (power forward) at a height of 193, with a vertical bounce of up to 100cm and a small butt. Isn’t it Barkley?

Director Zhang felt excited and never expected:

After this game, he added a not-so-good nickname - Chinese Fliggy!

The Chinese Fliggy introduced the American Fliggy. At this time, the Warriors appeared.

The first game of the season must have a grand opening ceremony.

Soon, the host on the scene shouted passionately—

"The first one to play is... from the University of Texas at El Paso... the elves on the basketball court... 'The Bug'... the skilled All-Star point guard - Tim! Hardaway!"
To be continued...
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