Chapter 14: Bring a Pen and Paper
It is impossible to purify the body, and it is impossible to purify the body in this life.
Only a sex can maintain the joy of life. If you really cleanse your body, how can you have sex? Isn’t it a waste of time to be able to have sex?
Pei Shaoqing said with a dark face: "What if I don't agree?"
Di Renjie sighed and said, "I think you will agree."
Pei Shaoqing's pupils shrank slightly and said, "Uncle Jiu, will Erlang and the others be killed?"
"I didn't say that." Di Renjie lowered his head, "but the queen has always been upright in her actions."
The queen has always been upright in her actions? Are you talking nonsense? Pei Shaoqing's heart sinks.
Although Di Renjie didn't say it clearly, his implication was clearly stated. If he refused to purify himself, he would not be able to escape and die, Cui Jiu and the others would not be able to survive.
"Don't want to escape, either." Di Renjie said again.
"Not to mention whether you can get out of the Dali Temple Heavenly Prison,"
"Even if you can escape from the Dali Temple Heavenly Prison, you can't leave Chang'an."
Pei Shaoqing snorted coldly and said, "Even if I can escape from Chang'an City, escape to Tubo, escape to Persia and even Arabia, the soldiers of the Twelve Guards can search the mountains and pick up the sea and catch me, right?"
Di Renjie sighed: "The Queen of Heaven hopes you will be with His Highness the Princess."
"I understand!" Pei Shaoqing said in a deep voice, "Di Sizheng, can I think about it for one night?"
"Of course." Di Renjie said, "This matter is not urgent, let alone one night, three nights are fine."
While talking, Heifu had already bought steamed cakes from Tianjie and had another roast chicken and a jar of wine.
"Heifu, send Pei Xiaolangjun back to the prison." Di Renjie directly asked Pei Shaoqing to take the food back to the prison.
Cui Erlang and Di Guangzhao were sleeping like dead pigs just now, but they woke up immediately after smelling the fragrance of the wine.
"There is wine? And roast chicken?" Di Guangzhao's eyes lit up and he said excitedly, "In the middle of the night, there is fine wine and roast chicken. This is the joy of life."
Di Guangzhao and Cui Er began to feast on their faces.
Pei Shaoqing didn't even have any appetite.
I can’t even save my life roots, and I’m still in the mood to eat them?
What does there mean? It is better to say that human calculation than God.
After all my thoughts, I finally cracked the hell-level start.
But this happened again? Will it still make people live?
Moreover, the situation is more troublesome than it was at the beginning.
Although it was dangerous at the beginning, he still held Princess Taiping in his hand. As long as he could ensure Princess Taiping's safety, there was still a great chance of reversing the situation.
Now there is no trump card left. It’s really a matter of being a slaughter and I’m a fish.
From the Heavenly Prison in Dali Temple, then to the Ministry of Justice to rob the prison, rescue Cui Jiu and the others? Then, they fled to Tubo with the soldiers of the 12 guards of the Tang Dynasty. Don’t be funny.
It's really hopeless and has no way to survive.
Thinking of this, Pei Shaoqing couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother, why don't you eat it?" Di Guangzhao asked vaguely while gnawing on the roast chicken legs in his mouth, "Do you have anything to worry about?"
"You can see all this?" Pei Shaoqing said angrily.
"Cough cough." Di Guangzhao coughed lightly, "If you have any worries, you should drink even more."
"That's right." Pei Shaoqing smiled relievedly, "There is a saying that one must be happy when one's life is successful, one must be calm when one's frustration is calm. There are also poems that three cups of people lead to the road, and one drunkenness relieves thousands of sorrows..."
Speaking of this, Pei Shaoqing suddenly stopped.
Cui Erlang just kept his head to eat without notice of any abnormality.
Di Guangzhao bit a chicken leg, but he was already stupid.
Cui Erlang is just a guard and has never been to school since he was a child. He only barely recognized the words of the elementary school in the guard city of Hechuan, but Di Guangzhao is a student of Hongwenguan.
Di Guangzhao naturally savored the extraordinaryness of these two lines of poetry.
After a while, when Di Guangzhao saw Pei Shaoqing not reciting, he asked in an itchy way: "Brother, where are you down there?"
"Shut up! I'm almost out of my way below!" Pei Shaoqing said with a snorting, "Di San, what did you tell me when I just came into the Heavenly Prison yesterday?"
Pei Shaoqing felt that he was about to catch the key points.
"Did I say something yesterday?" Di Guangzhao said in a daze.
"You said it." Pei Shaoqing said, "It's when you drink."
"Oh, this." Di Guangzhao said, "I said you and my brother are a combination of heaven..."
"It's not this sentence." Pei Shaoqing interrupted with a wave of his hand, "There is another sentence after this sentence."
At this time, Cui Erlang next to him suddenly interrupted: "Di San also said that if he could not have a good background like Wu Chengsi, he would not be able to make a fortune, so he planned to follow us to be the guard and catch Lang to enjoy his grudges."
"That's the sentence!" Pei Shaoqing's eyes suddenly lit up, "Wu Chengsi? Wu Chengsi!"
Wu Chengsi has no other skills, but he is a good player to please Wu Zetian and Xianxiangrui.
Speaking of this, Pei Shaoqingxuan laughed at the sky and said, "This is called the road of no one, hahaha!"
The auspiciousness presented by my master is much more stubborn than that of Wu Chengsi. Wu Zetian, do you dare to cleanse me again this time?
And as soon as this auspiciousness comes out, I immediately become the spokesperson of heaven. Today I can hold you Wu Zetian onto the altar and tomorrow I can kick you off the altar.
Anyway, you have already recorded this revenge that you want to cut off my life.
The ancients said that the hatred of killing a father, the hatred of taking away my wife, and the hatred of taking away my descendants is also a great hatred!
Seeing Pei Shaoqing laughing there for a while and gritting his teeth again, Cui Erlang and Di Guangzhao looked at each other. Cui Erlang even touched Pei Shaoqing's forehead worriedly to see if he had any fever.
When people get fever, they often talk nonsense, just like Pei Shaoqing is now.
"Get up!" Pei Shaoqing slapped Cui Erlang's hand away, and then said, "Get paper and pen!"
Cui Erlang was still stunned, but Di Guangzhao realized that he was still thinking that Pei Shaoqing was about to write a poem.
At that moment, Di Guangzhao swallowed the chicken leg that was biting in his mouth, rushed forward and held the iron railing and shouted: "Brother Hei! My elder brother wants to write poetry, come with paper and pen!"
The prison chief Heifu, as Di Renjie ordered, was waiting.
When he heard Di Guangzhao shouting there, he immediately brought paper and pen.
Di Guangzhao poured wine into the inkstone and worked hard to grind ink for Pei Shaoqing.
Pei Shaoqing spread the paper, then dipped the brush in the ink, and then raised his hand and wrote a word.
Di Guangzhao's eyes fell on the paper with the brush, but the next second, the expectant look on his face immediately turned into a constipation. The big brother's words... were a bit fresh and refined.
Pei Shaoqing, however, continued to write without any notice.
Di Guangzhao followed and read it out: "Liangzhou Ci?"
"Grape wine luminous cup, and the pipa is about to drink."
"Don't laugh at me when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people have returned from the battles in ancient times?"
"Good poem!" Di Guangzhao couldn't help but praise, "It's true that good poems!"
Pei Shaoqing continued to write quickly, and Di Guangzhao continued to recite.
“Go out of the bus?”
"The bright moon in the Qin Dynasty was the Han Dynasty, and the people of the Long March had not returned."
"But let the flying general in Longcheng be there, and the Huma will not be able to cross Yinshan."
"Job in the army?"
"The long clouds in Qinghai are dark in the snow-capped mountains, and the lonely city looks at Yumen Pass from afar."
"The yellow sand has worn golden armor for hundreds of battles, and will never return until Loulan is destroyed."
“Pull it?”
"I want to ask about the border, and my vassal state passes by Juyan."
"The storm came out of the Han border, and the return geese entered the Hutian."
"The lonely smoke in the desert is straight, and the sun sets in the long river is round."
"From Xiaoguan, everyone is protected by Yanran."
"When I come to Beijing?"
"Looking east of my hometown, the road is long, and my sleeves are full of tears."
Chapter completed!