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Chapter 5 Make up to burst blood vessels!

There was originally a famous folk snack in Dongcheng, Huashi Guoyang, "Boy's Urine Boiled Egg". However, after experiencing the "biological change" a thousand years ago, the whole world became a food desert. "Chemical food" with oil as the main raw material gradually occupied people's dining tables. This famous folk snack has become a treasure on the dining tables of a few nobles and rich people.

Not only are natural organic eggs expensive, but the acquisition of boy urine also increases the difficulty. Seven or eight out of ten humans have genetic changes due to the influence of that biological mutation and the frequent consumption of chemical food. The well-dressed white-collar elites and beautiful ols have become "big-tailed wolf" and "vix spirit". Or like Cen Xiaotian, who has two heads and several beautiful legs, who dares to use their baby's urine to cook eggs?

Nowadays, those who can still maintain normal human genes are truly "high-end people". They are not short of face or money. Naturally, they will not sell their children's urine as ingredients.

Like Zhou Wei, his father came from a famous family and possessed the normal genes of humans, but his mother was an absolute mutant. Not only did he not become an alienated baby, he received an A-level evaluation that was not seen in a century in saliva testing. What does this mean?

It means that he has completely inherited his parents' excellent genes, abandoned all bad genes, and was sublimated while his bloodline was purified.

A baby with A-level body fluids is definitely worth the risk of male doctors and nurses.

The method of boiling eggs with a boy's urine is very simple. Pour the clear, slightly transparent urine and emitting a faint fragrance into a large pot that is washed in advance. If you are cold urine, you need to put the eggs in, and then control the fire to a low heat and cook slowly for more than three hours.

If conditions permit, it can be extended to more than ten hours or even a day. This is the best way to taste, and the egg whites and egg yolks will have a salty texture and are so fragrant.

Soon, the sealed room is filled with the pure smell of urine. Don’t think it’s a bad thing. It’s said that you have been in the abalone for a long time without feeling the smell. When you start to get used to this smell, you feel its unrestrained personality and charm, and the strange comfort brought by the slight tingling of your eyes, you will find that this is an extremely refreshing smell, with a wonderful feeling of "being abused by it for thousands of times, and gradually discovering that it is first love."

"Ah... I really deserve to be the urine excreted by a baby with A-level body fluids. It's so pure! I just like this feeling of slutty..."

"Just smelling the smell makes people intoxicated. I feel that the pores in my body are enjoying acupuncture. It's so cool and so cool. This feeling is simply indescribable, and it makes people obsessed and crazy!"

"You little slut, look at how beautiful you are."

"Hehe, you still say to me, who doesn't know that Xiaomei, you love this kind of slutty the most?"

Every time at the turn of spring and summer, the Yangdong people of the China Food Country welcome their unique food... The top boy urine never requires any special cooking methods. This is a natural, perfect and excellent ingredient, and a gift from nature to mankind...

The process of waiting for the delicious food was simply a torment. The male doctor and the nurses held their saliva, waited and waited, and finally three hours passed. The male doctor swallowed his saliva hard and said, "Wait a little longer, you don't worry about late meal!"

"Yes, you're not afraid of having a good meal!"

The nurse and the sister nodded, as if a group of chickens pecked at the rice.

When night fell, the male doctor who could no longer bear it rushed to the electric stove, turned off the fire, took the pot, and put the spoon in his mouth! Despite the fact that the egg was still very hot, he picked up one, shouting in his mouth, the egg was poured back and forth on his hands, and peeled off the egg skin with great difficulty.

I took a bite and made a comfortable sound like a wolf howling: "Ao! It's so delicious. I've never tasted such a pure and fragrant smell! The slutty, salty, and wonderful taste hit my mouth, touching my taste buds, and taking a bite, the urine that penetrated the protein suddenly filled my mouth, which was so satisfying! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

The nurses and ladies rushed forward.

"This group of girls' paper is a waste!"

Seeing the nurses and sisters picking up eggs in a row, the urine splashed a lot, the male doctor was heartbroken and swallowed the remaining half of the egg in his hand in one mouthful, shouting in a vague way: "Be careful! Don't overturn the pot, it's all precious egg urine! Eating and drinking are better!"

Right!

The nurses and ladies suddenly woke up as if they were dreaming. Xiaomei jumped up and shouted, "I'll get the bowl!"

One mouthful of eggs and one mouthful of urine, this is the correct way to open eggs when boiling eggs in boys' urine. The male doctor and nurse each held a porcelain bowl in their hands, ate and drank, and feasted.

In a blink of an eye, dozens of eggs and half a pot of egg urine were eaten and drunk. The male doctor who had eaten seven eggs suddenly became stunned, his face suddenly turned red, and thick blue veins raised on both sides of his forehead.

"ah!"

With a scream, the male doctor's eyes, nostrils, ears, and mouth were bleeding at the same time, his eyes turned pale, and he fell straight backwards.

Plop, plop...

As the male doctor fell down first, the nurses and ladies suddenly rolled their eyes and fell backwards as if they were insane.

Everyone is a medical worker, so of course he understands the principle of not being able to be supplemented. But who would have thought that Zhou Wei’s boy urine was so powerful? It’s so good that he couldn’t stand it even though he was not weak!

The chief physician and the seven nurses now had too much time to regret it. As soon as they felt something was wrong, a powerful energy burst into cerebral blood vessels and suffered a stroke and fell into a coma on the spot.

It was not until the next morning that the cleaning staff in charge of the old warehouse discovered that it was unfortunately beyond the best rescue time. All eight people suffered from severe stroke sequelae, developed various language and movement disorders, and even lost their memory.

Zhou Wei's saliva sample test result has become an eternal secret. A few days later, a test report that barely reached the e-level was delivered to Zhou Dagua and his wife.

Zhou Dagua is a kind of calm and does not show too much disappointment. Cen Xiaotian is somewhat disappointed. She looked at the various natural foods piled up on the bedside table and recalled the attentive look of the young nurses coming to pick up the baby's urine one by one, and always felt that this should not be the result.

"Is it because I'm overthinking?"

Cen Xiaotian glanced at her husband: "Dagua, the baby's initial examination result is only E-level. Why do those young nurses give us so many delicious natural foods? Is this the service spirit of Taotie Group?"

"Maybe, they are big groups."

Zhou Dagua straightened her chest and everything was clear! Sure enough, it was her own charm that attracted the nurses and ladies, and there was no doubt about this!

It was just a bit strange that the familiar nurses and ladies hadn't arrived for several days, and the ward had also changed a group of new people. Could it be that their charm had reached this level, which made the young nurses blush and their heartbeat and could not be able to do so, and even lost their ability to work.

Alas, I have nowhere to put my appearance...
Chapter completed!
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