Chapter 407 Barkley's stinky mouth!
The commentator of the dunk contest was Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith. Everyone liked to hear these two complain about the contestants' parallel slam dunks, so they were asked to explain the most concerned "dunk contest"
Charles Barkley said before the game started: "Who is the worst dunk champion in history in the era of deteriorating slam dunk competition? Can the twin brothers really play an epoch-making savior?"
The question of big butt, at least last year, Panda Brother had given the best answer. He emerged when the dunk competition was getting worse, making the last dunk competition one of the best dunk competitions in history, and it was worth immeasurable.
So, can the Fox brother take on his brother's responsibility again this year and continue to make the dunk contest as exciting as last year?
This is not only a matter for the Fox Brother alone, he needs an equally outstanding opponent to do this.
The four players participating in the dunk contest this year are Nate Robinson, Dwight Howard, JR Smith, and Ji Guomo.
The "Slam Dunk Contest" has always been the most popular event among the American people on the All-Star weekend. To this day, the most iconic event of the All-Star is still the monster battle between Michael Jordan and Dominic Wickkins in the 1988 Slam Dunk Contest. Only such a showdown can make the game really exciting. However, since then, the Slam Dunk Contest has been getting worse and worse, except for Vince Carter who came to earth in 2000 and His Majesty the Magic Pandas vs. Superman last year, there is nothing that can prevent the audience from changing the channel to the Super Bowl, Tiger Woods and Grey's Anatomy.
"I participated in the slam dunk contest just to make some pocket money," Tyrus Thomas said carelessly last year. There is no doubt that he received a ticket from the league. But he was telling the truth.
Charles Barkley said casually before the game: "Before the start of this game, there are several names that cannot be ignored. First, Kobe Bryant, the man who switched his hand to a slam dunk with a low-bounce height, won one of the lowest-level dunk championships in history; then Jason Richardson, who is the least popular and the worst-watching slam dunk championship in history, which is the most repulsive and has won the championship by simply building difficulties. What's more hateful is that this guy won twice;
Fred Jones, although just five years have passed, I bet that 90% of the people watching this game can no longer remember what action he won the championship, or even who he is; the worst Nate Robinson, God, this guy actually took 17 opportunities to complete his ugly dunk! Believe me, we can bet 50 cents, if Kwame Brown 17 opportunities, he can also make a three-pointer."
The big ass made Kobe on the sideline think about the elbow man. After even hacking several stars, the bastard changed his subject and continued: "Here, I want to thank Brother Panda for his eighth generation. He not only saved the center position, but also saved the dunk contest. Of course, we must mention Howard. In fact, His Majesty Superman should have won the dunk contest in 2007 and was the first to win the dunk contest. Unfortunately, a group of myopic judges murdered the cute big-headed sticker. In 2008, Howard learned his lesson and did not use stickers to play Superman himself. This time, even Ke Zhenye could only give the championship to him. But unfortunately, he met a giant panda who could dunk with his eyes closed, and also brought his own BMW sports car. So even Ke Zhenye said that the blind man of course had to give the championship to the blind man."
Back on the court, at this moment, "Little Potato" Nate Robinson wore a green jersey and held a green basketball, looking like a Tintoon Turtle. His real intention was to use Superman's only fatal weakness in Superman's movie - the green Krypton planet element to defeat Superman Howard. This dwarf believes that Panda Brother will not participate in the competition, and his biggest threat should be His Majesty Superman, so he made such a costume to disgust Howard and increase the topic for himself.
Ji Guomo was wearing his No. 9 jersey and the "Fox Second Generation Dunk Competition Special Edition" with a flaming red magma under his feet. The expensive pair of sneakers is another powerful tool used by Nike to make money.
The official booking price of the "Fox Second Generation Dunk Contest Special Edition" is $998. Only 20,000 pairs are available in limited editions, of which 10,000 pairs can be booked on the website, and another 10,000 pairs are available in specialty stores. Since Nike does not intend to release the second batch, fans who have not booked online can only go to the black market to buy it. At present, this sneaker has not been officially released, but the price in the black market has soared to $3,000. I believe that if Ji Guomeng wears these sneakers and gets the dunk king, the black market price of these sneakers can exceed $5,000.
Before the competition began, two popular figures who won the championship, Howard and Robinson, used hot dances to motivate the audience's enthusiasm and canvass for themselves. Ji Guohuo was helpless in this regard, and he couldn't dance.
The five judges on the scene today are all famous actors of the Suns, because Robinson made 17 moves in 2006 before completing a move. The NBA league modified rules limit the completion time of each player's action to 2 minutes.
Kenny Smith said: "This year's slam dunk contest will be very exciting in my opinion. Will the Fox Brother use Panda Brother's blindfolded slam dunk last year? And the Howard, who wore a Superman robe and played dunk tricks last year, will he perform such magic this year? Previously, there was news that Howard will paint the ** to participate in the dunk performance. This news title alone is shocking enough, but all the answers will be revealed today."
The two spoke freely and expressed their opinions. Charles Barkley nodded and said, "The dunk contest is a traditional event in the All-Star Game. People remember the difficulty of Jordan and the height of Carter, but the difficulty and height of competition every year have long lost its original intention. Now, Brother Panda and Howard are the best at creativity and have won praise. What new tricks will Brother Fox and Howard bring today? It is very terrible to repeat what they did last year. They have to prepare something that everyone has never seen before to defeat their opponents."
The rules of this year's "Slam Dunk Competition" have changed. In order to make the "Slam Dunk Competition" more fair and just, the league has introduced new rules.
First, the contestant's dunk move must be completed within two minutes. In the 2006 Dunk Contest final, Nate Robinson made 17 moves to succeed. Such a funny scene will not happen in the 2009 game.
Second, the 2009 slam dunk competition will introduce a video playback mechanism to create conditions for judges to score more accurately. In 2007, several referees did not see Howard sticking on the rebound, and it will not happen again.
In addition to the above rules improvements, the grading mechanism of the 2009 "Slam Dunk Contest" has been changed drastically. The league has made new moves again. This year, fans will directly decide who will belong to the final champion. In the 2009 All-Star "Slam Dunk Contest", the five judges have the right to decide the players to enter the finals.
Fans across the United States can vote through mobile text messages or on the official NBA website to finally decide the title. (Mobile text messages and website voting is only available in North America)
So in the final, the voting of the judges is no different from that of the fans, which has also led to the voting of the judges being one level lower than last year. Big brands will not be such a judge who has no rights now.
Charles Barkley said enthusiastically before the game started: "Friends, the four people participating in the dunk competition this year are Howard, Nate Robinson, JR. Smith and Brother Fox. The game has not yet begun, but the audience has already started to become crazy in advance because everyone is looking forward to the exciting performances that are coming. Among these four people, Howard will "turn into Superman" is no longer a new show. What everyone is concerned about is what interesting ideas he can come up with this year;
Nate Robinson relies on his own smallness to become a fierce green-skinned frog at critical moments; as for JR Smith, he is a very fierce dunk player in the official game. Look at his performance in the dunk contest, everyone is looking for something new. Originally, the dunk contest is just a new one; in the end, the last dunk king, the younger brother, is the focus of our attention whether the kid can take over his brother's mantle, but I hope he will not repeat what his brother has done, as that would be too boring."
With the conversation between the two, the 2009 "Slam Dunk Competition" officially began...
The fans in front of the TV soon discovered an interesting situation. They saw that many spectators on the sidelines took out their mobile phones to vote before they started watching the game. Is this fair?
Taylor Swift and Emma Watson are among these people. They voted directly to the Fox brother, including Ji Guoqiu, Yao Ming and others. Who cares about whether your dunk is good or not, we are just casting our own people.
At this time, domestic fans cursed, no wonder the league did not give fans in Asia the right to vote, but was worried that Chinese fans would directly send the Fox brother to the throne of the dunk king with the number of people.
But if you don't let us invest in Asia, we will drive a VPN to invest. There is nothing that can stop tens of millions of otakus in China who are no different from eating and drinking. Isn't it just a free VPN, it's not a big deal. The Fox Brother's forum has a ready-made top highlight post, which has free VPN downloads and tutorials.
It is said that this poster is Ji Guomeng himself. The free VPN icon is a fox, and it can be used by 1,000 people at the same time. Apart from him, there is really not many people who can make such a thing. But with the technical support of fox video, there is no problem, so the credibility of this rumor is quite high, and Ji Guomeng is indeed so shameless.
The game officially started, and Candace Parker, who lost to Los Angeles Sparks in the high school dunk contest, made his debut.
After receiving the blue ball from the referee, JR Smith threw the ball high near the left side of the midfield. After the ball bounced up two times on the left corner of the penalty area, Smith ran to the basket. During the ball fell, JR Smith received the ball and flew across to complete a one-arm dunk from the windmill.
jr. Smith's dunk move is actually very ordinary. The windmill dunk after throwing the ball is really unsatisfactory in the "slam dunk contest". Each NBA team has at least one or two players who can do it is no worse than him. In addition to the support of Nuggets fans, everyone's cheers are not high. Obviously, most fans are not buying this dunk. They came here for a high price today, not to see such ordinary dunks.
Charles Barkley was the one who was most dissatisfied with, and his big butt commented without hesitation: "We all saw that the first player in the preliminaries was JR. Smith. As the first player to play, JR. Smith may think that his dunk mainly plays a role in throwing bricks and attracting jade, so a very uncreative dunk was presented to us. Even in this kind of dunk competition that might be dull, this dunk can only be regarded as a brick that no one wants - by the way, what is his baking blue action just now?"
Five referees also supported Barkley's view, two gave 9 points, three gave only eight points, and JR. Smith scored 42 points in his first dunk.
The second appearance was Nate Robinson, amid the cheers of fans, the little frog walked to the 45-degree three-point line with the basketball and waited for the game to begin.
Nate Robinson did not succeed in his first dunk. The second time he threw the basketball from the right side of the three-point line into the air, then ran forward. When the basketball rebounded on the floor and returned to the air, Nate Robinson also rushed in front of him, lifted up all his strength and jumped, grabbed the basketball in the air with a big windmill slam dunk to finish his performance.
Everyone on the court stood up and applauded Nate Robinson's slam dunk. The little frog did not challenge everyone's patience like he participated in the last game. Today he successfully completed the slam dunk at one time. This move may not be anything to a player of 200cm tall, but when it comes to Nate Robinson's 175cm height, it seems particularly valuable, and the difficulty coefficient is also increased exponentially.
Four of the five referees raised the score card with 9 points, and only one gave the full score of ten. Ji Guomeng's calculation was not very good. It took a long time to calculate that the green-skinned frog scored 46 points this time.
Chapter completed!