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Chapter 98: Human Sophistication

"Second brother is not good, the monkey is caught..."

Wang Li jogged all the way to the pet store and hurriedly reported the latest news to his second brother.

Erlang Shen replied lightly: "Stop talking, let's not sell monkeys."

"It's not this monkey! It's that monkey!" Wang Li said.

"Not even gorillas, no baboons. I'm busy. Don't talk nonsense with me." The second brother waved his hand and told Wang Li not to make trouble.

It seems that my second brother has been watching the animal world with Mr. Yu a lot, and even baboons know it.

"Oh!" Wang Li said anxiously incoherently and blurted out: "It's Bima Wen!"

"hiss……"

Hearing Wang Li's words, Erlang Shen was stunned, then frowned and had a serious expression: "Who has such great ability to catch him?"

As the God of War in the Three Realms, Erlang Shen personally fought with the monkey.

That battle was like the sky collapsed and the earth shook. The earth shook. It took 300 rounds without a distinction between the winner and the loss. The magical powers and changes were not distinguished. The six saints of Meishan came up and took the lead and failed to take down the monkey. In the end, Laojun used his protective magic weapon. The plum dog took the opportunity to slap the monkey before barely capturing him.

If anyone in this world knows how powerful Sun Wukong is, I'm afraid no one can compare to Erlang Shen.

These two people are truly a slight pound of pounds and know the truth.

Now Erlang Shen heard that he had overturned the car in the mortal world, and he was shocked.

I can't believe that there are such strong people in this world who can catch the monkey.

"Police..." Wang Lidao.

Erlang Shen: "..."

"What happened? I was arrested by the police." Jiro Shinto said, "It won't be a rebellion again."

"That's not, it's just stealing..." Wang Li.

"Oh..." Erlang Shen pondered for a moment and said, "That's not far from rebellion."

“?????!!!”

Upon hearing this, a string of punctuation marks popped up on Wang Li's head.

It seems that Brother Monkey is a scene that everyone knows from heaven and earth. He seems to be the only god who caused the crime of rebellion because of the crime of theft. He is worthy of being Brother Monkey... I will just talk about the show...

Just like the adults on the Jiangbei Roadside, who always chat about mentally retarded, they often take pride in getting on the phone.

If you say that you steal something and say it is really shameful. Most gangsters like to say that they fight with others, and they will be called into a vegetative person and have been squatting in it for many years. Only in this way can they have a good reputation if they are on the road.

Brother Monkey is more cruel. He stole some fruit and finally kicked the table openly and shouted to be the emperor. No matter how cruel the gangster is released from the slogan, he has to stay away from him, not knowing the importance of it.

"Why are you looking for me when he was arrested? I'm not a policeman." Erlang Shen said helplessly.

Wang Li said: "Hey, don't find someone to pretend to be a family member. After thinking about it, you are more suitable for you. You can be able to save Bima Wen."

"Didn't you say you have an acquaintance in the police station?" Erlang Shen asked again.

"I've been in there a few times before." Wang Li said embarrassedly.

"Forehead……"

Erlang Shen said speechlessly: "I can go with you. When you meet the Great Sage, don't say the three words "Bimawen" in front of him."

"Oh? Are you afraid of him too?"

Wang Li was very surprised.

It seems that monkeys are quite respected in the eyes of the gods. Even the three brothers in Lion Tuoling call each other a great saint, and even the second brother, who had caught him, shouted "The Great saint" behind their backs.

"What do you know? It's not a question of whether you are afraid or not."

Erlang Shen said: "The monkey is no better than that. He is now the leader of Buddhism. The Great Sage was also personally conferred by the Jade Emperor. He protected Monk Tang to the West when he saw him. On the way, no monster would be allowed to shout the Great Sage of the Monkey King when he saw him."

"There are also people calling Bimawen."

"That's all wild monsters... there are a few who are eye-catching."

"I understand!"

After Erlang Shen said this, Wang Li instantly understood.

The unsightly monsters on the ground have read too many conspiracy theories of Journey to the West. They think that monkeys are not even as good as Zhu Bajie, and may not be as good as Xiao Zunfeng. They open their mouths and keep their mouths on the hairy monkeys. Instead, they are powerful like Erlang Shen who has truly seen Sun Wukong's ability and fight him. They all know how great the monkey is and how much face he has to give him.

Ignorance is not a mistake. Taking ignorance as a personality and showing off is just a slap.

Zhang Laosan is right. Without Sun Wukong's ability, no one will tolerate your straightforwardness.

When they meet, they call him the Great Sage, which is humane.

If you want to call him Bimawen, that is an accident.

If you say a few good things to people, you won’t lose a few pieces of meat.

Of course, Wang Li was not so stupid as to be the monkey calling Bi Ma Wen... As long as you are not stupid, ordinary people will not do this kind of taboo thing.

My second brother is a person who is not good at lying.

Along the way, Wang Li repeatedly explained to his second brother: "When you get to the bureau, you say you are his brother."

"This is fine. We have been sworn brothers." The second brother had no objection to Wang Li's remarks, but what he was worried about was whether the police believed it or not.

After all, the second brother is more than two meters tall, and the monkey is only a little taller than the eight or nine-year-old child... He said that they are brothers, and no one who is more normal will believe it.

"It's okay... Whoever says that the short guys don't have a big brother?" Wang Li said: "We have historical allusions in Jiangbei."

"oh……"

Erlang Shen nodded.

Wang Li continued: "You just say that the monkey bought steamed buns in the GC area. His wife ran away with the boss who bought medicine, and his brain was stimulated... he had a history of mental illness."

"I really want to hear this story." Erlang Shen scratched his head.

"Is that so? I really want to hear it." Wang Li said: "You'll just say that. This is not a big deal, and the police won't make things difficult for you. At most, you'll be careful with him."

The two came to the Public Security Bureau. After the second brother repeated the remarks Wang Lilu’s explanation, the police also reasonably stated that they could release the person.

He also said to Jiro Shinto with great sympathy: "Hey, you are pitiful, I hope he can get out of the predicament... But he is in a bad state, so you can't let him out and scare people in the future. Fortunately, he just stole some fruit and took it back and would definitely watch it."

While speaking, the police took Wang Li to the place where Sun Wukong was detained.

Erlang Shen sighed: "It seems that this place is much more useful than the prison cell in Heaven."

Wang Li was also deeply moved: "I didn't expect that the first time I saw Sun Wukong was to come to catch him in the account... If I said this, no one would believe it."

Following the police, Wang Li and the others came to the interrogation room.

There were three gangsters tied to the radiator in the interrogation room. The leader of Wang Li and Erlang Shen knew each other, as if they were named Huang Xiaojun. Wang Li is now sold to Wang Li in the barbecue restaurant yard by Huang Xiaojun.

These gangsters didn't know what they had done again. Generally, gangsters could go to the police station at most, and it was basically a big deal if they entered the public security bureau.

"Hey, Brother Wang, why are you here too?"

Seeing Wang Li and Erlang Shen coming in, Huang Xiaojun greeted him with a smile.

"Catch someone!"

Wang Li responded, then looked at the three of them and said, "Is there a short guy not here?"

"dwarf?"

Hearing Wang Li's words, a trace of fear flashed across the three of them, and they couldn't help but look at the opposite side.

I saw an iron chain tied to the radiator on the other wall, and a thin iron chain tied a short fat man tightly. The short fat man's wrist was handcuffed three times, and a pair of handcuffs were tied to his ankles.

At this time, the short and fat man's eyes were dull.
Chapter completed!
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