"You are Erlang Shen, and I am also the Jade Emperor!"

When Wang Li heard this, he suddenly rushed up with anger.

It's okay to mess with people, but why do you still bring them back? This old man is not very particular about doing things, especially his grandson who calls himself Erlang Shen, who simply rubs his IQ on the ground and does not treat himself as a human being at all.

In a rage, Wang Li took out his cell phone and sternly: "If you don't leave, I will call the police. The bureau is full of my acquaintances."

As he said that, Wang Li was about to dial the phone.

"Erlang, grab the things in his hand."

Old Man Zhang San was calm and pointed to the cell phone in Wang Li's hand indifferently.

At the same time, Wang Li felt that his eyes were dark. The big guy suddenly stepped forward and flashed in front of Wang Li. Before Wang Li could react, the big guy had already pinched Wang Li's wrist with his left hand and exerted a little force.

Wang Li suddenly felt a pain in his wrist and couldn't help but open his hand. The next moment, the phone appeared in the big guy's hand.

"Ah..."

Wang Li looked at his empty hands and looked confused.

It's really hard to tell that this big guy is not just amazing in his physique, but also has good skills. He is quick and accurate in his move, and even Wang Li couldn't react to what happened.

At this time, the big guy was holding his phone and fiddling with him as if he had never seen the world, and was still talking to himself: "Hey? What kind of magic weapon is this? Why is it so radiant..."

Wang Li: “…”

Old Man Zhang walked over slowly and said, "Don't you still believe that he is Erlang Shen?"

"Nonsense, do you believe me if I say I am the Jade Emperor?" Wang Li asked back.

Old Man Zhang sighed helplessly and said, "It seems that you have to let you see something real."

After saying that, Old Man Zhang greeted the big guy beside him and said, "Erlang, take off the headscarf and let him look at your eyes."

"Eye?"

Wang Li was confused. Does this big guy have Sharingan or Reincarnation eye? Will he still use illusions on me?

"kindness!"

The big guy responded and took off the turban wrapped around his head. His long black and shiny hair scattered like a waterfall and draped over his shoulders.

Although she was wearing a sportswear, her long black hair, combined with her heroic and handsome appearance, was definitely more handsome than any man in the world, more beautiful than any woman in the world, and more temperament than anyone in the world.

In the most popular sentence now, this guy grows completely on the aesthetic point of earth creatures.

Even Wang Li, a straight man, was stunned.

As the saying goes, the three views follow the facial features. Under any circumstances, people like us who are good-looking have advantages. Wang Li even forgot that this guy just stole his phone.

Just as Wang Li was surprised, the big guy suddenly moved his forehead slightly, and then a gap broke open.

After the gap was completely opened, an upright eye appeared in the middle of the man's forehead, and his bright eyes were staring at Wang Li.

Being stared at by someone is one thing, being stared at by someone with three eyes is another.

Wang Li immediately felt a chill all over his body, and a chill rose from the heel to the back of his head. He staggered back a few steps, sat on the ground, pointing at the big guy and being speechless.

After a long time, Wang Li recovered from his fear and looked down at his pants. Fortunately... it was not embarrassing.

"How about a young man? Let's believe it this time." Old Man Zhang asked.

"Uh-huh……"

Wang Li nodded in horror and hurried in the corner of the wall, like a frightened rabbit.

It was July, and the weather in Jiangbei was very hot. The sparrows outside the window were talking too much on the telephone poles, and the cicadas were shouting in summer.

In the room, Wang Li sat on the sofa and drew five generals in a row before finally accepting the fact that he was right in front of him. After all, he wrote a novel and had never fantasized about any scene. When he really encountered such a thing, his ability to withstand was much better than that of ordinary people.

Erlang Shen, who was sitting opposite Wang Li, fiddling with his cell phone, couldn't help but take a greedy breath, but was choked and coughed, yelling: "Are the incense in the world rushing like this now?"

Old man Zhang instructed Wang Li: "It doesn't matter if a man is ugly and stupid, the key is to be able to bear the responsibility."

"How fresh, why should I take responsibility for you?" Wang Li spread his hands and said, "You have seen it too. I am just a novelist. I don't even have a serious job. How can I find a job for others? You should ask Gao Ming for another person."

Old Man Zhang said: "Young man, you have to figure out what the customers you are in contact are from. Although Heaven went bankrupt and they lost their magic power, they all came from above. Who hasn't ordered good things yet?"

"oh?"

As soon as Old Man Zhang said this, Wang Li's eyes suddenly lit up.

Old Man Zhang continued: "As long as you have a good relationship with them and help them find a job in the world, even if they use the mud on their bodies to rub a pill, it will be enough for you to enjoy."

"Yue, why are you so disgusting?"

Wang Li curled his lips.

However, Old Man Zhang's words are rough and not rough.

If I really take on this job, I will talk and laugh in the future, and there will be no white divine relationships. The most common person who lives under the same roof with me will be the gods in the sky. Do you think you are the land city god? Sorry... The people who guard the door here are all four heavenly kings, which are not lower than the Jade Emperor.

If all these old gods really give themselves some benefits, then they should use typing every day to make their hair fall out?

"How is it? Mr. Zhang never treats you a destined person like you." Old man Zhang was moved when he saw Wang Li, and continued to fool him.

"What if I don't agree?"

Wang Li thought about it and asked cautiously.

For some reason, he always felt that Lao Zhang was not very reliable. This old man was proficient in various means of cheating, cheating, and cheating, and it was impossible for him to gain advantage.

So Wang Li only believed what Old Man Zhang said seven points, and whether the remaining ninety-three points is true or false remains to be discussed.

Being cheated starts with greed.

"Do you know Lao Yan?" asked Old Man Zhang.

"Which old Yan?" Wang Li was confused.

"Just the King of Hell." Old Man Zhang said lightly: "There is the book of life and death in his hand. He said that whenever people die, people will die."

Wang Li: “…”

Old Man Zhang continued: "And the Life and Death Book not only cares about life and death, but also records fate, saying that whoever wants to play a bachelor will play a bachelor."

Wang Li: “…”

"Of course." Old Man Zhang said again: "Whoever wants to marry a female star will marry a female star. What do you think of Zhou Huimin?"

"Mr. Zhang."

Wang Li solemnly said: "The woman's beauty is like me. I just feel that every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the heavenly court. Revitalizing the heavenly court is the unshirkable obligation of every Chinese citizen."

"Oh, that's right?"

Lao Zhang said satisfied: "I just appreciate that young people have this attitude, don't force them."

"No force! Absolutely not force."

Wang Li said sternly: "It all comes from the heart, and worry about the heavenly court before it is happy."

"I really did see the wrong person."

Old man Zhang was very pleased, then took out an Ultraman Tiga transformer from his arms and handed it to Wang Li and said, "You can hold this, and this will be your personal magic weapon in the future."

"magic weapon?"

Wang Li was happy when he heard this.

Good guy, this job doesn't seem to be in vain. I'll give you a magic weapon before I even took up my job.

"But how do you use this magic weapon?"

Wang Li raised the "transformation weapon" in his hand over his head, but he did not see himself turning into Tiga.

"Are you rich?"

Old man Zhang asked.

"There are fifty..." Wang Li took out the wrinkled fifty dollars from his pocket, which was what he had planned to pay to Old Man Zhang before.

"Bring it!"

Old man Zhang snatched fifty dollars in one go, and then said to Wang Li: "Click it with magic weapons."

Wang Li did the same thing, and used the "transformation tool" in his hand to click on it for fifty yuan.

"brush!"
Chapter completed!