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Chapter 16 Don't Bring Immortals to the Streets

The little girl Jingwei has all the characteristics of the author’s wife.

He has a bad temper, likes to make up old accounts, holds grudges, and lets others eat her leftovers. These characteristics are perfectly reproduced.

He even has the attribute of loving shopping.

I don’t know if she is not familiar with the place here and there is anything to visit.

Wang has been in Jiangbei for several years, and he is only strolling around at the door of his home.

"It's hot, what are you going on?"

Wang Li directly refused.

"I can't stay at home on hot days. I have to find a place to swim." Jingwei didn't take Wang Li's words to heart at all.

Wang Li: “…”

This little girl is really addicted to food. I'm afraid she has forgotten why she reclaimed the sea and dared to swim. If she really drowned, she doesn't know who she is.

Having said that, in addition to reclamation of the sea, Jingwei's deeds are also very educational.

Jingwei stories should be hung around every river, pond, and lake.

Tell those children who secretly went into the water in summer that there was a girl named Jingwei who secretly went swimming because she didn't listen to her parents during the summer vacation. In the end, she drowned and turned into a bird. She chirped and even got beaten with a slingshot.

I don’t know if Old Man Zhang has insured the gods and who is the beneficiary…if it is…

I'm sorry, this idea is a bit dangerous.

Wang Li shook his head suddenly and threw out this dirty idea. He was not a crazy man named Lin, who used to get the God-Slaying War?

"You don't even have to allow the country to swim."

Seeing that Wang Li didn't speak, Jingwei said dissatisfied.

"That's not..." Wang Li said: "The main reason is that I can't swim, so I can't catch you out."

In fact, the place where Wang Li lives is called Dongguan Street. It takes a few steps to go east and the city lake. There is some water, but there is no lifeguard nearby. If Wang Li really comes out, he will not be able to save her.

If I drowned to save her, wouldn’t it be so unfair? Wang Li has never had a partner yet.

"I can swim..." Jing Wei said.

"Those who drowned are all watery." Wang Li retorted.

“…”

Jingwei's eyes were blurred, and he seemed to remember the unbearable past events, and his expression became sad.

"Okay, OK, OK, I can't take you out."

Seeing the little girl's appearance, Wang Li felt a little reluctant.

The two gods in front of me are all tough characters fighting against nature in myths for freedom. Let them live in a house of 100 square meters like themselves, which is basically no different from being locked in a cage.

Anyway, they will have to come into contact with this society sooner or later, so it’s no big deal to take them to shop.

"Speak for now, don't look at what you dig, let alone go into the water."

Before leaving, Wang Li made three decisions with the two of them.

There is no way, this old man is much harder to manage than the second brother.

Ren Erlang Shen is addicted to games, and people and animals are harmless, and they are simply the three good gods.

These two madmen who wanted to fill the Himalayas into the Mariana Trench, raised their hands and trembled all over, fearing that they would do something extraordinary.

"Okay, okay."

When the two of them heard that they could go out shopping, they were immediately overjoyed and agreed repeatedly.

Seeing that the two were so sincere, Wang Li took the group "men, women, old and young to move mountains and fill the sea" out.

...

It was said to be shopping, but in fact, the main purpose of Wang Li's introduction was to buy a new lock...

As soon as he arrived at the intersection, Uncle Yu began to get angry and pointed at a young man in front of him and shouted like an old hooligan: "Don't block the way!"

"Are you blind? Didn't you see the traffic light?"

The young man replied unwillingly and turned his head to see who was so arrogant.

As a result, when he saw Uncle Yu's appearance, he was so scared that he quickly made way.

I have to say that Wang Li had seen the three-eyed monster and was still very kind to Mr. Yu. Although he was covered in white hair, his straps and his arms were tattooed with flowery arms, his eyes were fierce like a gangster, at least he was still a personal one.

No ordinary people have ever seen such a domineering old man.

The old bastard, Yu, said in confusion: "What is a traffic light?"

Wang Li pointed to the front.

"Can this thing block the road? Another day I have time to move him to a place with no road." Mr. Yu said heroically.

“???”

When the pedestrians around him heard this, they looked at this great clever one by one.

Wang Li was speechless, and there was no way to get a traffic light for a bird.

Jingwei, who was standing beside him, echoed again: "It's small, the layout is small, why move to a place with no road and throw it into the water."

"It makes sense! You are right." Mr. Yu touched his chin and agreed with Jingwei's proposal.

"Seo..."

Wang Li lowered his head and took a few steps back, fearing that others would recognize him and the pair of Wolongfeng Chubbys. Even Wang Li could hear someone calling the Fourth Hospital (psychiatric hospital).

At this time, the green light was on.

Jingwei shouted to Wang Li and said, "Brother Wang Li, let's go..."

Wang Li: "o(╥﹏╥)o!"

In order to prevent the "men, women, young, lying on, dragon, phoenix, young, moving mountains and filling seas" group from destroying public property while there was no one, Wang Li patiently taught the two: "Traffic lights are public facilities, not to block the road but to direct traffic. Never move, let alone throw them into the water."

"Really? It's so boring."

After listening to Wang Li's advice, these two gods did not feel like they were taught. Instead, they were disappointed that they could not use their specialties to destroy them.

After passing the traffic light, he arrived across the street. Wang Li and the two rushed to the hardware store.

After walking a few steps, Uncle Yu suddenly stopped again.

"So what's wrong?"

Wang Li has now begun to regret bringing them out, and this old man may have something to do.

"What is that for?"

Uncle Yu pointed to the excavator under construction on the construction site not far away.

Outside the construction site, several children were squatting there and staring at the excavator inside.

“Digging.”

Wang Li explained casually.

"It's interesting..."

When Uncle Yu heard this, he walked to the children in two steps and squatted down, and began to stare at the excavator in a stare.

"this……"

Wang Li is almost collapsing.

What's the situation? This is? Why do you still have this hobby when you are old? I was immune to this thing when I was ten years old.

"Uncle Yu, aren't you going shopping?" Wang Li walked over and asked.

"No, you guys go first, I'll watch it for a while." Uncle Yu waved his hand, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it. It seemed that he was going to squat here and fight to the death.

Wang Li knew that he couldn't pull him, so he simply said, "Then don't run around, I can't find you if I run away."

"Okay, okay, I'm not Alzheimer's disease." Uncle Yu impatiently signaled Wang Li to get out.

Seeing that the excavator was too busy for a while, Wang Li simply let Uncle Yu squat here and took Jingwei to the hardware store to buy a lock.

After buying the Lock King Li, he had to go back to pick up Uncle Yu. Jingwei said that he hadn't had enough fun and insisted on going around the city and lake.

Seeing that she was small, Wang Li had to agree to her with one hand and could pull her into the water.

When I arrived at the lake, Jingwei was indeed very obedient and did not go into the water... Instead, he picked up stones by the lake, drifted water... picked up stones and drifted water...

In the hot weather, nearly forty degrees, Wang Li stood in the shade of a tree like a mentally retarded and watched a silly girl repeat this boring game in the sun.

For more than an hour, Wang Li was so hot that he couldn't stand it anymore. Just like his father dragged himself from the Internet cafe, he forced Jingwei to leave.

When they returned to the construction site, Wang Li's heart was cold and he completely collapsed.

Excavator, leave!
Chapter completed!
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