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Chapter 132 The old man has lived in vain

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"Squeak~" Xiao Ferret also protested and agreed to go to the bar. He actually came to the Internet cafe. Can it be more dissipated? Xiaoxue wants to go to the bar, Xiaoxue wants to drink, Xiaoxue wants to watch while drinking.

"Why, Brother Wang Yan doesn't like this family, right?" The Taoist corpse touched the gold watch on his wrist and asked with concern, "How about we change our family?"

Uh... forget it. One by one, I ran around to change Internet cafes, and Wang Yan would feel like he was going to collapse. He hurriedly put on a look of satisfaction and said, "It's great, it's good, just this one, it reminded me of my career in college."

"It's fine if you're satisfied." The corpse Taoist walked in casually and slapped his ID card on the table, "Do you have two of the best machines here."

The movements and expressions were so graceful that it seemed that it wasn't driving two machines in the Internet cafe, but that it had two bottles of Louis XVI in the bar.

The little cashier was startled and blinked his eyes and looked at the zombie face of the Taoist, and then looked at the gold watch he deliberately showed. The face with heavy makeup was almost bursting with acne.

"Old, sir. Your ID card has expired." The cashier said timidly.

"Expired? How is it possible? I remember the ID card that I just applied for not long?" The corpse Taoist grinned, revealing two pointed fangs, and said gloomyly, "Little sister, I am entertaining my colleagues to take a meal. Don't ruin my elegant mood."

Seeing that the cashier girl was almost scared to tears, Wang Yan hurriedly stepped forward and whispered, "Senior, I'll do it this time to entertain you." Bai Du Yixiao, hey, brother, please watch the chapter without any windows for free.

"How can this be done? I promised that I would invite you..." The corpse Taoist looked stubborn and had a fierce look. It seemed that if you didn't let me invite you, you just looked down on me.

Wang Yan was afraid that the old monster would get angry and summon the corpse group to make a big fuss in the Internet cafe. He hurriedly raised his smile and said, "I am so grateful for the feelings of seniors. But as juniors, how can I have the nerve to let seniors come? I'd better let juniors come for this matter."

Wang Yan also felt that it was enough.

In order to learn the corpse Taoist's skill of dodging bullets, he was able to sacrifice to such an extent.

"Okay, I'll give you a face." The Taoist corpse waved his hand and said he didn't care.

Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, wiped his cold sweat and turned around and said gently to the cashier's younger sister: "Little sister, please open two machines for me. This is my ID card."

"But... I need to register two ID cards." The cashier girl was frightened and said nervously, "He is expired..." Then she secretly glanced at the corpse Taoist with a look like a bad person.

Isn't it just expired? Just use it. Wang Yan picked up the ID card of the corpse Taoist and was about to convince the little sister with reason. However, he almost spit out an old blood, right? Isn't it kidding?

This is not expired? This thing is simply antique!

my country has issued the first generation of ID cards since 1984. At the beginning, due to its imprecise technology, many of them were written by hand!

And this one was a handwritten ID card at that time. The date of birth marked on the ID card was April 1905! I'll go, if the date of birth is true, wouldn't this old monster be over 110 years old?

As for the name written on it, it is Shi Daoren. I don’t know if this old monster really calls this name, or if he has lived too long and forgot his real name, so he just made a homonym.

There is also the ID card I just applied for not long ago.

Uh... For his age, it was not long ago.

Okay, okay, there are too many strange people and things in our National Fair Bureau, and Wang Yan is a little surprised. He took off his sunglasses in sweat, threw a charming look at the cashier and said, "Can you help me with it?"

When the cashier was about to refuse, he saw Wang Yan's face, and immediately opened his pretty eyes and covered his mouth: "You are, Danghu..."

"Shh~" Wang Yan handed over a hundred pictures, smiling brightly, "Do you a favor, don't say anything."

"Yeah..." The cashier girl covered her mouth excitedly and nodded repeatedly, "I will use someone else's ID number to help you open one more, but you have to sign me."

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After a small episode, Wang Yan and the Taoist corpse were sitting one by one.

Because the cashier girl was so happy, she even gave each person a can of Jiaduobao.

Until this moment, the Taoist corpse still hummed in angrily: "Brother Wang Yan, I am here to give you face today. If I were the young man's little temper, I would have caused the corpse group to make a big fuss." He sucked a sip of herbal tea with a straw.

"Senior, please calm down." Wang Yan held the little ferret in his arms, and also drank herbal tea and said, "What games do you like to play at the senior?"

"Playing games?...I haven't played for more than a hundred years." The Taoist looked at the Taoist's eyes. "When I was fifteen years old, I bid farewell to my master and went down the mountain. I went all the way to Peking to find my senior brother. No, it was still called Beijing at that time! Uh...I'm also called Beijing now. The name is changed over and over, it's too messy, so I won't talk about it anymore. As for playing games, um, I remember when I was a child, my senior brother and I often played hide-and-seek games."

"..." Wang Yan's cold sweat!

More than a hundred years ago, playing hide and seek?

If an ordinary person heard these words, he would have thought that the old guy had just escaped from that place.

"Senior, please read some novels." Wang Yan spoke speechlessly and opened the computer for him, threw it to him, and then let him go. But he turned on the mat and mat, and started playing the game that he hadn't played for a long time.

Most of the former good friends have now entered society and have begun their hard years of hard struggle. They randomly matched a team to play. As they played, they suddenly found that their strength was not only not unfamiliar, but also much more awesome. The speed of various calculations and reactions was incredibly fast.

Various extreme counterattacks or escaping from death.

Soon, with the super god's record, he won the game. The teammates cheered, but the other party shouted grievances. He said that the great god was bullying the newcomer with his vest.

This made Wang Yan feel deeply moved. After his physical fitness has evolved comprehensively, he even played a game quickly. He played another game excitedly, but he still killed everyone.

Then he felt it was boring. No matter how fun the game was, it was not as fun as the work of the National Bureau of Foreign Affairs, such as practicing, upgrading, brushing dungeons, and fighting jungle monsters.

I looked back at the Taoist of the Corpse and was actually reading an urban romance novel. I sometimes laughed and sometimes beat my chest and stamped my feet: "It's so good. I've lived in vain in my life, why haven't I experienced such an interesting thing?"

"Senior, the time is almost over." Wang Yan felt that he had been soaking in this bar endlessly, and it was time to go back and practice the real bullet-dodging skills.

"Let me finish watching, don't bother me." The Taoist corpse waved his hand impatiently and drove away the flies, staring at the screen with his eyes fixed on it.

"Squeak~" The little ferret also protested and occupied the machine to start playing the game. In the past two games, it also figured it around. One claw was placed on the mouse, and the other claw floated on the keyboard, which was quite good.

When he first started playing, he was a little unfamiliar. However, he became more and more skillful as he played. Wang Yan gave instructions for two or three games. The little siew was having a good time. His teammates couldn't tell that the jumping character was actually a small animal.

This made Wang Yan sigh. Nowadays, I really don’t know if the person sitting in front of the computer is actually a person?

An old monster who has lived for more than a hundred years and a little ferret who has been a good student for more than a hundred years have been addicted to his computer. Instead, Wang Yan has become idle.

When he was bored, Wang Yan ran to the bathroom and then wandered out for half an hour and came back.

Although the style of painting before leaving was a little weird, it was pretty good. But now, the situation is not right.

But he found two policemen trying to seize the corpse Taoist, and there was a woman next to him wearing heavy makeup and dressed up in a gorgeous way. He looked like he was not a good family woman.

The entire Internet cafe was also silent.

What's the situation?

"You two little policemen, do you know who I am?" The Taoist corpse shouted in angrily. His expression was ferocious and ferocious, as if he would summon a group of corpses to make a big fuss at any time.

"No matter who you are, you can do such a thing in broad daylight." One of the policemen sneered, "If you have anything to say, go back to the bureau."

Khan, what did the Taoist corpse do? Wang Yan hurriedly approached and blocked them and said, "Comrade Police, are there any misunderstandings?"

Just kidding, what if the corpse Taoist is forced to do something earth-shaking?

"Are you his friend?" A policeman glanced at Wang Yan, as if he was looking at a suspect.

"No," Wang Yan nodded.

"Let's go with us together." The policeman's face suddenly became serious, "Let's explain the situation honestly."

"Hey, it's illegal to go to Internet cafes these days?" Wang Yan was puzzled and felt a little angry.

"Of course it's not illegal to go online, but it's illegal to watch a~v in an Internet cafe and harass other female customers." The policeman glanced at the Taoist corpse with contempt. How old is he? He still did such an indecent thing?

"What!?"

Wang Yan was shocked. Why did such a serious thing happen after only half an hour? Can people save worry?

"I didn't harass her. She came over to chat with me and taught me what new and exciting things were. Then she said that only charge me 800 yuan at a time would allow me to see more exciting things." The Taoist corpse was a little angry and stared at the gorgeous woman with gloomy eyes. "She wanted to run away after taking my money. How could it be so easy?"

"Uh..." Wang Yan was so stunned that he could even get such a thing when he was in an Internet cafe!

Is this teasing me? It is indeed a more exciting thing to attract all the police.

"You are called prostitution, attempted prostitution!" The policeman said with a serious look on his face, "Everyone comes to the police station with us, and this Internet cafe has to be closed for rectification."

…(To be continued.)
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