Chapter 283 The child who came out of the study
Li Yiqing slapped him on the back of the head: "What are you thinking? This is a fake baby, fake."
He picked it up and asked the other party to make sure that it was just a fake one.
Li Yishu was a little disbelief. After putting down the food in his hand, he quickly took it over and checked it.
The size ratio of this fake baby is similar to that of a baby, and the clothes worn by children in real life are also the clothes worn by children. If you don’t touch it with your hands, you can’t tell that it is fake at all.
"Counselor, what are you doing in your study with a fake baby? Don't tell me when will it be your turn to do something like a task?"
"It's not a mission."
"Isn't it a mission?" Li Yishu looked suspicious and even couldn't believe it, "No, cousin, are you practicing in advance? But even so, there is no need to be so mysterious. My sister-in-law thought you were working upstairs." He also made him think that the cousin knew the truth and was considering whether to commit suicide, which scared him.
"I'm usually busy, and sometimes I have to work overtime when I come back. Your sister-in-law is used to it."
"Habits are one thing, but cousin, you just practice how to take care of the children. There is no need to make it so complicated, and there is no need to hide it from your sister-in-law. If your sister-in-law knows that you are so attentive, she will be so happy. It would be a pity that you can sneak into such a matter of credit."
"You don't understand." Li Yiqing glared at him, "I have always been omnipotent in your sister-in-law's heart. It's natural to be able to take care of such a simple thing as raising a child. If I can't even handle this, where will I put my face in the future?"
"But it's normal for men to not take care of children, right?"
"That's someone else. Can I be the same as others? In your sister-in-law's eyes, I am a god and omnipotent."
Well, Li Yishu had nothing to say, and he could only admire his cousin. In order to establish his glorious image in front of his sister-in-law, he ate all kinds of fruits himself and did not dare to choke to death.
"Colonel, you used to shock us guys, so you did this way, right?" Contempt and contempt, he said, "It's obvious that the cousin is no older than them, and they are playing with them, so why are they better than them?"
It turned out that the cousin secretly gave himself a lot of "small stoves" while they were not paying attention.
"Ahem! No matter what trick it is, as long as it works." He could say, of course it is indeed the case. Sometimes, he would want to beat Li Yishu, but there was no way, who was the one who suffered the most back then was Li Yishu?
No matter how good he did back then, Li Yishu will always be the one who showed the most. Even if his parents are not comforting him, he is the boss. He is also unhappy if he wants to be silent and steady.
As I got older, I got used to this matter. When I recalled the jealous behavior between me and my brothers and sisters at that time, I found it funny.
"Tsk!" Li Yishu was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he turned his head and pounced on the things in his study, and kept marveling, "Counse, you have prepared very well. Look at milk, bottles, clothes, cribs, paper wet cloth... I have everything, and I don't know what to do. You are disinfecting the bottle, I know this, but what is the next one?"
“Insulation.”
"You must keep the bottle warm?" I was confused.
Li Yiqing disliked: "You know you haven't paid attention to it at first glance. Do you know that the child needs to be fed once every two hours when he is born? In the middle of the night, you don't prepare a little water with the right temperature. What are you going to use to make milk powder when you are?"
Li Yishu: “…”
Then I saw some used diapers wet. Not only did they find traces of used ones, but some were also taken apart. I asked what happened? The baby is fake. Can't his cousin try this thing by himself?
Li Yiqing glared at him: "I don't know how to use water?"
"What should I do with water? The materials of each diaper wet are different. I have to try which one is better to absorb water and is more comfortable to apply on the skin?"
"Counselor, are you so careful? How can you use this thing? You haven't tried it too, right?"
"Otherwise, what do you think fake babies are used for is to practice your hands."
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Speaking of it all the same, Li Yiqing learned a lot in a while and gave his cousin a thumbs up, showing that he was amazing.
"If you do this, won't you need to hire a nanny? It feels like you are about to become an expert."
"That's different. I don't have time to stay at home at work. The main reason is that your sister-in-law is taking care of her. But after she gave birth, she has to take care of herself and she has to take care of one child. How hard is that? A nanny must be hired. Even if the child grows up in the future, the nanny can be responsible for other housework at home. Even if the free time is not required to accompany the child, your sister-in-law can have a good rest. Do you think it's easy to take care of the child?" Li Yiqing expressed disgust, "When your little nephew is born in the future, if you two have not yet, come and help take care of one day, and you will know that at that time. The child does not have food, clothing, and he also wants you to play with him."
"Counse, you seem to be very experienced."
"When you were kids, did I feel very leisurely?"
After talking to the cousin in the study for a long time, he didn't notice anything abnormal at all. Li Yishu breathed a little relieved.
Seeing that my cousin likes children so much and can be carried in a few months, he also felt happy for my cousin.
The only thing he is more worried about now is - what if something breaks out?
It felt like a time bomb, and he didn't know when it would explode.
"Do you have something?" After dinner, Li Yiqing asked when she saw that this guy had been wandering around the room and had no intention of leaving.
"What can I do?"
"Why aren't you leaving yet? It's so late, are you going to stay with your wife? I remember you seem to be shooting a documentary, have you finished shooting? I tell you, your sister-in-law and I can't be on camera, don't make any tricks for me." Li Yiqing looked alert.
Li Yishu was surprised: "Counselor, what are you kidding? I don't know the nature of your job, how could you and your sister-in-law appear on camera?"
"You and Little Rabbit are on the show, and your sister-in-law will watch it. When you see other people's similar relatives and friends appear on the screen, they talked to me. I thought you were very much aware of it. This kind of thing is not a joke. Your sister-in-law doesn't know the nature of my work. You know, and I absolutely cannot be on camera."
"I know this, I'm not stupid. Your work is so special, it's too late to cover you up. Who dares to put you in the spotlight? Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered it." Li Yishu remembered something, and quickly dug it out on himself, took out a stack of witch cards and handed it over.
"What is this?" Li Yiqing was confused.
"The Witch Card* hidden breath talisman is used to reduce your sense of existence. As long as you don't talk to the other party, others will not notice your existence. This thing works very well. I am not a big star. When I go out, the little rabbit asks me to bring this with me. After taking it, no one will notice me."
Chapter completed!